Purely smutty oneshot with genderneutral! reader and Agent Fox Mulder. In which Mulder takes you home after a wild office party.

Never has Steve Harrington ever been gay...right? A purely smutty fic in which Billy finds Steve drunk, horny, and alone at a fourth of July party. Graphic depictions of non-romantic sex and questionable themes of consent.

MODERN DAY KILI/THORIN. Two wild brothers, Fili and Kili, arrive on their uncle's doorstep one day, ignorant of the tribulations and misfortunes that awaited them in such a place. Just who is the mysterious suit-clad Smaug and why is he so interested in the dark, brooding Thorin Oakensheild? Lured by a promise, will Kili stumble into Smaug's lair and remain there - for good?

"Sherlock doesn't have friends. Why now, then, does he suddenly want a husband?" A darker side to the romantic theory of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes.

Because I enjoy having goldsickness!Thorin push Kili around. Thorin finds Kili all alone, singing to himself instead of looking for the precious arkenstone. The repercussions are far from fair. May or may not be durincestuous, depending on how you look at it.

Whilst pursuing a case the team meets the charming A.J. O'Rourke who immediately sets his sights on Morgan. Both jealous and suspicious, Reid is forced to look deeper into the affair when no one else will. But will he uncover the truth before it's too late? Reid/ Morgan Morga/male!OC

A cunning killer sets out upon the streets of New Orleans. His name? Derek Morgan. His mission? To set right what has been wronged in his own special way. Reid had no idea that a visit to a long-lost friend would bring him face-to-face with this notorious killer nor could he ever imagine that he...well, you'll just have to read on to find out the rest. ReidxunsubMorgan ReidxEthan

In which goldsick!Thorin finds you alone in the Great Hall of the mountain and makes his feelings towards you very, very clear. Bonus for a caught, voyeuristic Fili (that naughty boy.)

Suddenly the Ranger reached out and clasped the flat edge between his hands. Gingerly, he let his fingers fall to rest over sharp edges. "Boromir," he lowered his voice, "So long as you don't do me grievous injury or, worse, death, you may do with me what you will." In which Aragorn takes a pounding for the sake of the Company as two Hobbits watch the whole thing unfold.

This is basicly a collection of the events that were mentioned in Inkheart but were never really told in detail. For example, includes "How the Piper got his nose Cut off" and "When Dustfinger got his scars." You know, those stories? Now taking requests :

Reid comes to him in the middle of the night blushing, stuttering, sweating; begging him to do something that he would never do. But something's not right. The young man is afraid. Delicious, dark Morgan/Reid. Rated M for later chapters.

Only Sebastian Moran could keep the world's only consulting criminal from a tantalizing call. Light but implicit Jim / Sebastian. Might be continued.

Rough Durincest. Fili reminds his brother of the love that they once shared. May become a full story.

Fuenciado Fluff, anyone? Vic is at risk of losing his mind over the man that he loves. What happens when Jaime, laden with his usual dimpled smile and Preciado charm, finally catches him alone?

Warning: fluffiness, romance, and the Captain's shenanigans ahead. Jack goes out to find the Doctor with a bottle of apple cider in hand and his most dashing smile on his face. Of course, they both get just a little more than they bargained for in the end.

A little lovey-dovey romantically fluffy scene that I just could not get out of my head simply because I love ThorinxBilbo. The Lonely Mountain has been restored to its former glory and Thorin has taken Bilbo as his king. This is just a one shot thing set two days after their wedding in which Thorin realizes what it means to be a King and a Servant to the one that he loves.

An elaboration on a scene from Daryl's childhood. Built off of the story that Daryl tells to Carl in episode 6, season 3 (Hounded) in which Daryl loses his mother to a house fire. Rated T for the usual Bad Mouth Dixons and other gore.

"Sherlock grabbed his hands and raised them until they were at level with his shoulders, interlacing their fingers as he did so until with so simple and meaningless a connection John felt utterly trapped and rather breathless as he stared into Sherlock's eyes with desperation. His next words were little more than a whisper. 'I don't dance.' " In which Sherlock teaches John to dance

Bilbo was flustered. If one were feeling particularly generous one would describe Bilbo as a Hobbit in a state of constant bewilderment/quite terribly flustered all of the time. However, pressed against a boulder, his arms held uncomfortably above his head by two young Dwarves, one could say that Bilbo was really quite terribly confused and flustered. B/Thorin, B/Fili, B/Kili

Moriarty's been a bad, bad boy. He deserves a little punisment, don't you think? And who better to give it to him than everybody's favorite Consulting Detective? Sherlock/Moriarty (and a very baffled John.)

"A kiss, John, a kiss!" John Watson asks Sherlock to marry him and gets just a little bit more than what he bargained for.

"Aragorn," he said breathlessly. The sound of his name was so sweet yet so powerful on Legolas's tongue: sweeter than any music that he could ever wish to hear, "will you have me?" "If it pleases you." Aragorn was restless. So was his companion. Aragorn/Legolas. Will get much more delicious in the next chapter. (Used to be called An Elf and A man)

Had they heard him right? He, the socially awkward genius was going to do *that* with the alpha-maleish Derek Morgan? No, they must be missing something, but what? Morgan/Reid

Oh no! Another story where a female musician enters the band and totally rocks their world...or...rather, has her world rocked off the hinges! May become an OC pairing, may become a ridiculous little story, who knows? Anyway Read, Review, and Enjoy!

Having kissed those lips, would he ever be able to stand just looking at them again? Would silly 80s references and sing-song tones suffice as substitutes for the solutions that would quell the feelings that he now…possibly…felt for the young psychic? Shassie, cuz you know you want it. Warning: includes hyper waiters, sizzling eyes, and unpronounceable French food names.

What do you get when you bring a pin-gumball machine, a tormented painter, a kidnapping victim and a whole lot of Shawn's and Gus's nonsense together? A friggin AWESOME story, that's what! Tantalising Spoiler: Shawn's the one who gets kidnapped...again. Read, review, and, most importantly, enjoy!

Rodrick's new girlfriend is a super-freak but not in a good way and Greg and Rowley will do anything to get her out of the house. Join Greg and his buddy for a bit of fun in the classic Diary of a Wimpy Kid style!

So a deranged psycopath enters Capricorn's village.You know Basta,will he find it in his heart to tutor and protect this agitated man? Or will he dispose of him as his peers advise? WARNING: Includes heavy language and a few "mature" scenes.