A/N: Alright dude and dudettes, first chapter is now complete! Just spontaneously wrote this since there are no johnny and velma fanfics when the group is so strong! so i took it upon myself to make a fanfic and present it to you world! got a little inspired by the scooby doo and johnny bravo crossover episode and the bumper showing them dating. i incorporated a little of their lines, but thats about it! hope you enjoy and i should be updating often! should be about 3-5 chapters, so enjoy and R & R...rated teen for future content possibly

SN: I own nothing except the sorrow in my soul that this may never happen T ^ T

Johnny looked around aimlessly throughout the diner, a low and hard sigh falling from his lips. He took another sip of his root beer, slightly belching as he downed it completely. He was startled as he heard someone clearing his or her throat roughly and he looked up to see who it was. " Well, Johnny, girl troubles again I see?" Johnny looked up even higher to see a tall, corpulent man wearing a bright blue tie and animal print shirt and pants and had scruffy black hair that Johnny knew only belonged to one man.

"Uncle Freddy! Didn't know you'd be working the bar today".

"Well it's about time ya said hello! I served you up your usual and you didn't give the iconic 'Thanks Uncle Freddy' I look forwards to."

Some other people called him Caveman Fred, but Johnny respected Uncle Freddy too much because he had the best advice at times and really knew how to get a guy some prime chicks when his mojo was low. "Oh you know it Uncle Freddy. But this time was a whole 'nother ball game. This chick here is different from aaaall the others, I can tell yah that. I'd say she's the first woman I ever loved besides my own Momma!". Uncle Freddy gave out a low whistle as he wiped out a wet glass. " Johnny Bravo, in true love?!," he chuckled, letting out his iconic laugh that was always contagious. " Now this I gotta here about! Tell me all about 'er." Johnny let out a hard laugh at Uncle Fred's quick judgment of Johnny's thought on woman worth.

"Yeah, I know what your thinkin'. He's just a lowdown, good-lookin' pig with no respect for woman. But you're wrong. I love women. Once, I even loved too much."

Johnny scratched his head quizzically, his eyes searching for a good tool to use to fix up his motor. "Well that's a fine kiddle of fish", he said sarcastically, questioning momentarily whether he should have made the trip. He stared up at the thundering sky, frowning lightly as he asked the question to the skies personally. "I could use a sign here buddy! Should I head back on home to Momma and pay Aunt Jebbidissa a visit another day or walk the rest of the way? Johnny no likey the walks." Johnny stared up at the sky in silence, his response only met with a heavier rain. " C'mon Big Guy! Show me the light!" Johnny raised an arm dramatically to the skies before a bright light flashed as if on cue. Johnny quirked an eyebrow suspiciously, silently reminding himself to do that again in case he really needed it.

The best way to describe the vehicle that rolled up to him was a grunge van with psychedelic paint with the words "Mystery Machine" painted eloquently on the sides. The van came to a complete stop as Johnny walked up to the window. " Hi there, my car broke down and I was wondering if you guys could give me a lift?" They stared at him blankly, not responding as if waiting for a better reason for them to let them into their prestigious chariot on four nearly flat tires.

Johnny quirked his brow lightly, trying to maintain calm and cool as he continued to speak and even smiled as he did so. " I'm on my way to see my Aunt Jebbidissa and I sure would hate to be late." He said with a sense of urgency. Again they stared blankly, blinking back at him dumbly. He raised his eyebrow quizzically before thinking of something that would most likely capture their attention. " She lives in this…spooky house on Widow's Peak."

Immediately there faces lit up with attention and delight at his last sentence. "Spooky house?! Jinkies!" They shouted ecstatically.

"Jinkies?" Johnny thought aloud, but no one seemed to have heard him.

" Hey gang, what do you say we give this guy a lift?" A blonde headed boy who was driving the van said, everyone looking back at Johnny and smiling like they had just won the lottery. " Jinkies?" he said again quizzically before stepping into the van. " Hop in stranger!" a small voice called. He squinted his eyes slightly, trying to get a better look into the fan, but refusing to take of his solid black shades. As he entered the van, he got a better look at all of the people that were nestled tightly into the van.

One was the blonde driver wearing a bright orange ascot that Johnny felt totally cramped his style. The way he was barking around orders and flashing that Ken doll smile, he had to be the leader. Right next to him was probably one of the finest babes he had ever laid eyes on. She was a fiery red head with emerald eyes and could pass for Barbie's long lost sister. She wore a tight purple striped dress and looked to be what his Momma called, 'The Crème de la Crème' of what a prissy girl was. In the back were two oddballs that were probably below average on the cool scale. One was a tall, lanky male with light peach fuzz speckled across his chin that Johnny would consider a dark blonde. Next to him was a dog that could probably be the same height as Johnny if he stood on his hind legs. They had had to be best friends they way they were talking and laughing with each other.

Finally he turned to his left and looked down at the most average woman he had ever seen. Her face was speckled with freckles around her nose and cheeks and her hair was a sloppy brown bob that stopped at the nape of her neck. She had on an oversized orange turtleneck and a red pleated skirt that stopped right above her knees. To her brown penny loafers up to her black coke bottle framed glasses, she screamed 'nerd' all over. She smiled sweetly before winking and saying shyly with a slight sense of flirtatiousness," Don't worry I don't bite." Jinkies, Johnny thought, quickly turning his head back to Daphne, baffled at how he used the word so quickly after learning it. Daphne was higher up on the cooler scale then the nerdy chick would ever be. Johnny Bravo couldn't be caught with a nerd on his arm. He needed someone like Daphne who was the epitome of what a babe should be. " Does she?" He asked, getting a harsh look from the pristine princess before she turned up her nose.

The nerdy chic laughed lightly before saying shortly," Your gonna have to do better then that to get with Daphne Blake."

" Daphne?" Johnny said, not tearing his eyes away from the bombshell.

" Yeah, got a problem with the name Daphne?" The babe asked aggressively, her perfectly arched eyebrow quirking up in that elegant way that most evil queens would do.

" Nah, pretty mama, I just love ladies with names that ya never hear twice."

" Then you outta love Velma Dinkley! You only hear a name like that once in a lifetime!" She said with finality, flipping her hair with her hand before looking back over at the driver.

" How much longer Fred?"

" Not much, just a few more minutes," he said, keeping his eyes straight on the road but quickly winking at Daphne.

Johnny looked over at the nerd gi-, Velma, and she stared back up at him with her chestnut brown eyes. Johnny tore his glare away from hers, his attention quickly back onto Daphne.

He posed and flexed his muscles, showing off for Daphne who wasn't watching at all, but rather staring at Fred. He wouldn't give up as easily as most and began giving more dramatic poses that he only threw out when the ladies weren't looking, which were almost every time. He did notice how a pair of magnified eyes kept watching his every move and pose and almost wanted to put on the show for her until he looked at the familiar landmarks and pointed outside the window.

" That's her house right up there." Johnny said, tensing up slightly as he heard a soft moan escape Velma's lips, truly engorged with the eeriness and phantom like aura around the house. He gulped quickly before throwing open the door and running to the front doorstep. As he went to knock, the door opened up slowly on its own, the age old creaks of the hinges echoing through out the house. I just gotta focus on Daphne so this weird babe can get out of my head, Johnny thought as they all began to gather in the foyer. "OOOOOh! Spooky!" Velma said dreamily, her eyes dancing across the room. " Yeah whatever", Johnny said dismissively before walking further into the house and calling his aunt's name. "Like, this place looks deserted!", the lanky boy stated. Johnny had learnt his name was Shaggy, which fit him perfectly in Johnny's opinion. As soon as Shaggy finished his sentence, a loud booming voice rang out, " GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTT!"

A/N: That's it for now guys! should update by tomorrow maybe! again, let me know what you think and make sure you follow along! Next chapter, Johnny and the gang meet up with a scary gardener and Velma and Johnny have some aloooone time...to talk of course! And of course, Velma loses her glasses...again.