Hi! im Chriss! yes, 2 s's :) why u ask? cuz im unique. n unique people are fun!

This is my page, those are my stories, hope you read, hope you like, n hope you review soon! reviews are good. verry good...lol

For everyone who reviews, they will recieve 3 cookies! :D yay cookies!!

I have a lot of favorite characters, most of them are dead. Or half dead. Whichever you prefer.

My favorite story is Beetlejuice. Hes my number one man. ...n hes just sexy! lol

i also like fairy tale stories, and fantasies, (hence why were all here) such as:

Nightmare Before Christmas

Corpse Bride

Shrek

Chucky 1 2+3

Bride of Chucky

Seed of Chucky

Back to the Future

Ghostbusters

iCarly (yea i kno lol )

And soooo many more i cant list right now!

Are you as smart as you think you are? Test yourself and find out!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Do you remember wanting to run through the plains of Africa with Simba?

Swing through the jungle with Tarzan?

Go to the enchanted castle with Belle?

Go to the ball with Cinderella?

Ride a magic carpet with Aladdin?

Save China with Mulan?

Shrink to toy size to play with Buzz and Woody?

Turn into mer-people and go under the sea with Ariel?

If you do or want Disney to bring back movies like this re-post, this note maybe the Disney Corporation will see it and get their heads on straight!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yea. A baby book lol

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Sometime last week

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sometimes

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pepperoni!!

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? ...not yet...

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Noo, of course not!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I probably would, despite how i hate heights.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Triiiiiiiiiiiiix!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope. Im lazy

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Coffee

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Facial expressions

15. RED OR PINK? Red. its the color of blood. mwawawa!

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm compulsive.

17. WHOM DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My old self sometimes

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Yes. they must do it. Now. ...i dont care lol

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Light blue jami pants. no shoes

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Blissful Silence. ;)

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Glow in the Dark!

23. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell when you crack open a new video game... its wonderful.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? John

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Of course. It was my sister.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? ...ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOOTTTTBAALLLLL!!!

27. HAIR COLOR? Brunette

28. EYE COLOR? Depends on the day. mostly brown, sometimes a hint of green...red if im angry! ;) jk only brown and greeen

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Glasses.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? PIZZZA!!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings IN a scary movie.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Inspector Gadget

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Lavender

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? both

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hug.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? coookieees!

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?...

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ...didnt hear you...

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? too many to list at the moment

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? currently dont have one

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Degrassi and im becoming hooked lol

42. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Silence.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Colorado

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? yep. talking too much and writing

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? in a hospital?... duh..

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Who ever wants to repost this i guess

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE? Through work. how ironic..

49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full. that means you have another half to go =)

50a. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE LIVING PEOPLE WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? My mom, my dad, my sister, my spouse John, and myself. All i want is to sit with my family. like a family.

50b. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE DECEASED PEOPLE WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? My grandma so i can tell her of all my adventures since shes been gone, John Ritter just so i can say i miss you every time i watch Threes Company lol, Abraham Lincoln so i can ask him a lie and see if he lies not or not lol, Dr. Martin Luther King so i thank him for reminding us ALL that we have a dream and to never let go of it, and finally, Frank Sinatra. Just so i can hear him sing with some swing, one last time =)

Random Quotes!

Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!!
All of my answers were accurate. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try :)
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on ur syt within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN BITCH, RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin': "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say: "It's becuase your gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'Ice, ice _'
You remember watching Hey Arnold!, Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the Cat, The Tick, AAAAAAAH! Real Monsters!, Rugrats, CatDog
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philidelphia, born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Full House, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . Enough said.
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokemon cards but never could and, if you did, you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When Gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back...
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
You've said "Whatever" to someone who disagreed with you...
You called a friend "Dude", not "Bro"...

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom), Braygirl (Arnold, Batman, Beetlejuice!)