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Joined 02-12-11, id: 2747100, Profile Updated: 10-12-11
Author has written 6 stories for Beetlejuice, Star Trek: 2009, Peter Pan, Matrix, and Beetlejuice.
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How by theghostandtheowl reviews
Set after the movie. What if Beetlejuice and Lydia actually bond when he returns? What if Beetlejuice is separated for her when she needs him most? Can he make it back to her before it's too late? BeejXLyds *updated to M due to darker, mature content*
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,185 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 9/27/2011
Death leads to a Marriage by Santana95 reviews
Cartoonverse: Lydia dies in order to save Beetlejuice from exorcism. As for another part of the punishment they have to get…hitched? Will it be awkward? Or will their friendship stay and maybe bloom into something more? Bad summary but read anyway Please!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Beetlejuice: Love is not Dead by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Lydia marries Beetlejuice to save him from going to prison. She leaves the world of the living to live with him in the roadhouse. They both have to learn how to love each other and still be friends. But when Lydia receives a mysterious gift from a stranger and takes on one of the Greatest Jobs in the Neitherworld, what will Beetlejuice do?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/17/2010 - [Beetlejuice, Lydia D.]
Crossed the Line by Al Harris reviews
About a hundred years ago, when Beetlejuice was a lot worse, he got on the bad side of one of the Big Wigs of the Neitherworld, by killing his entire family. Now, that big-wig crosses the line by locking Beetlejuice away, and forcing him to watch Lydia's tragic life without him. The Ghost With the Most will show them just what that title REALLY means...
Crossover - Beetlejuice & Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., Juno
Truth and Beauty by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
After years of therapy Lydia Deetz was finally made to forget her disruptive "imaginary friend" and move on with life. Now the 25-year-old nihilist dares to remember what she was told to forget. She dares to call his name. Mixture of movie & cartoon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
Reality is a Matter of Perspective by Lydia Juice reviews
BJ meets Lydia,me-style. Toon-verse. But Lydia has disappeared, and the daughter of Fate is stuck with a depressed poltergeist. Will he ever realize what she feels for him? Will Lydia return? Will I ever stop changing the plot?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Rememberence by Alu In Chains reviews
What would you do if your best friend ditched you? What would you do if you find that she just forgot? What would happen if the cartoon actually came first? How would you get her to remember?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,854 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008
The New Lydia on the block by Famguy3 reviews
Finally tired of her current life, Lydia takes Beetlejuice's New U, and becomes a bad biker girl again. Soon, she uses it to create a new life for herself.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Lydia D. - Complete
Something Special by sicklittlepervert reviews
Lydia begins to see something special about Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Bad Wish by Madam Mimm reviews
"Be careful what you wish for, it might come true"... but it's only ever the bad wishes. On the night of Neitherworld Carnival, BJ and Lydia both say stupid things that lead to a world of trouble. T, but might be a bit M later on.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
When there's a smile in your heart by Madam Mimm reviews
Lydia considers her status as an adult, and her relationship with BJ. One shot, very mushy. Cartoonverse, years later
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Beetlejuice and Lydia by Evolution In The Dark reviews
My take on how Beetlejuice and Lydia became friends after the wedding incident.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Devil's in the Details Revision by Lucia Geuse reviews
Movieverse. A total revision of my first draft Devil's in the Details. Beetlejuice and Lydia are married, now five years after Beetlejuice is released and seeks his bride only to find some surprises in store for him. Rated T, but will change to M.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Ghost InvestigatorsThe GI by Evolution In The Dark reviews
Ruby Desires, Dark Angel Erissa, & AceLions and I are on a mission to investigate ghost. Yes, I have permisson to use these talented writers in my story.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Beetlejuice
LoveBug by HeyNowNow reviews
What happens when Beej and Lydia want to take their relationship to the next level?
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
She meant nothin' to me, nothin' at all ! by Evolution In The Dark reviews
Beetlejuice and Lydia once stood at an atler. He pulled out a ring already on another girl's severed finger. He said "She meant nothin' to me, nothin' at all" This is a small tale about the first bride of Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Beetlejuice
The Guardian by Lucia Geuse reviews
Cartoonverse. Lydia has only one more year of high school when her father gets a promotion and they have to leave. To California! Lyds doesn't want to go, it's up to Beetlejuice to save the day. As her Guardian!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,159 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007
Am I Bad? by itsu-sual reviews
Though she knows she should be wary...Set in the cartoonverse, a look at how Beetlejuice and Lydia's relationship seems from the outside. T for suggestiveness.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
The Devil's in the Details by Lucia Geuse reviews
Updating! Movieverse. What happens when I now pronounce you man and wife comes before the sandworm gets his meal? Beetlejuice has been in the waiting room for five years, married to Lydia. What happens when these two meet again under certain circumstances
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
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Parody of The Matrix reviews
Parody of the Matrix is rated M for adult language and conduct. Some inhuman humor of violence. This story is a humorous parody if what if the Matrix was some ass backwards paradox where the blue pill is of the truth and the red is the ignorant pill of lies instead of the other way around.What if it wasn't robots that enslaved humans to become a robot organic matrix but Aliens?
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Morpheus, Neo, Ghost - Complete
BEETLEJUICE SACRED, UNHOLY, RELATIONS reviews
Growing up Lydia is in the midst of discovery in this new religious group she joins, she learns about sacredness in purity in their teaching about anti-devil in victimized woman's unholy relations with them and what this means for her and BeetleJuice and will they ever be the same again? Will the group save Lydia from BeetleJuice the Devil or will BeetleJuice save Lydia from them?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
BEETLEJUICE BOONER! reviews
BeetleJuice meets face to face with the Plague once again. Though it brings him closer to Lydia and perhaps Armageddon!...Read more to find out!...
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
TINKER HELL!
Tinker Bells's Thoughts of Peter Pan all grown up! Rated T for now but will be changed to M for naughtyness!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Peter P.
BeetleJuice and Bruja Geista! reviews
BeetleJuice back when he was hundreds of years younger he meets a comical witch pagan lady named Bruja Geista and how she changed he's live for the greater evil until 500 years later he meets a young girl named Lydia.
Crossover - Beetlejuice & Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
The Missing Episode of Star Trek! reviews
My Humorous fiction story of what would the missing story of Star Trek be like? Read it to find out! Though to warn you i put all chapter in to one chapter document because I'm lazy. M for mature sex and lang., humor, and romance plus action and sci. fi.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete