Jopeth23hide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, and Hey Arnold. Has been a member of for quite a while, and it had been a while since I actually wrote something. I really got bored one day, and with too much free time in my hands, I decided to go back to FF writing to shake my rust off. Writing is my drug, my escapism. I love writing, but I think I might suck at it since I haven't published any serious piece yet. So any comment or constructive criticism would be very much appreciated. About me Age: Twenties Interests: Hey Arnold, Cowboy Bebop, Tarantino films, classic spaghetti westerns, avant-garde animes such as Akira, Hayao Miyazaki movies, etc. Music: I love heavy metal; Black Sabbath, Wolfgang, Metallica, AC/DC, Motorhead kinda thing. I love jazz and blues, it soothes my troubled soul. Reggae and ska, peace and love mon. Death metal; Cannibal Corpse, Machinehead, Earth Crisis kinda thing. And Taylor Swift. I fucking love Taylor Swift. I'll add something to this in the future. For now, I'm just to lazy to write something here. XD Watch out for my upcoming projects: The Really Bad And Crappy Life Of Helga G. Pataki - a parody fanfic. It's a terribly written, overly cliched Hey Arnold fanfic. It's so terrible and cliched, I don't think this deserves a summary...fine. Helga comes back in town after so many years, the whole gang is in high school, Lila is a slutty cheerleader...you know where's this going. XD Subterfuge- my planned prequel for Hillwood Noir. *tempted to start, but this would spoil the plots of Hillwood Noir* Steel Butterfly - a collection of short stories set in the Hillwood Noir universe. Kiss the Rain - my first HA romance fic. A story about a love that crossed and defied time, and the laws of quantum physics. No Other Woman - a tragic romance HA fic. Arnold and Lila were happily married with a four-year old, until Helga Pataki comes into their lives, and engages into an illicit affair with Arnold. Monday Madness - Arnold and the gang are now in fifth grade, and now it's their turn to continue the tradition. |
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Five Years by hannahmc15 reviews
this is a story about an affair that was bound to happen, and the chaos that ensues for the lives involved. Sometimes, being an adult is harder than it looks.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,519 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Things I Do by The Grand Dutchess reviews
When Curly is spurned by Rhonda, he completely gives up on his love for her. But a series of events leads to something that will bring the two closer to each other than before. Is it really worth doing, the things I do? (Recently edited and re-written)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,361 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Rhonda, Curly
13 Reasons Why by dyingXdasies reviews
After Helga Pataki's death the town of Hillwood is secretly up in arms. A mystery figure has unleashed incriminating evidence through out the High Schoolers in town.The rumors spread encircling the life of Helga Pataki. The gang must face the skeletons lingering in their own closet. Every one has the question: Why? Helga has the answers. 13 Reasons Why!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,942 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Cat Scratch Fever by later-nerds reviews
Helga has stumbled upon some very dangerous knowledge, that puts a target on her back and pulls Arnold into a tangled plot. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Arnold, Helga] [Phoebe, Gerald] - Complete
Hidden by Avogadro602 reviews
Desperate circumstances force Helga into an unusual disguise, resulting in many awkward situations.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,262 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Clean by American HOT Fender reviews
After waking up in the hospital, a 26 year old Helga lands herself in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Bob wants her cleaned up but while she's there, Gerald begins to dig into the past and brings out a skeleton in her closet that has haunted them both. And what exactly does all of this have to do with Arnold anyway? COMPLETE!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,417 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Dropped the Ball by Luvtowritefics247 reviews
Helga figured that Arnold was drunk enough to not remember anything, and she was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. But she'll soon find out that what they'd done that night isn't going to be a secret for long. Very Slight AU.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,643 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
His Poem for Her Picture by xXx LoverGirl xXx reviews
Arnold is paired up with Helga on a project of literature and art. But when Helga keeps pushing Arnold away will she push him too far?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Adventures of Brainy by LycoRogue reviews
Why is it that Brainy never gets the girl? Well, he's planning on changing that, even if it's just in his own daydream. Story is meant to be a parody of a 1930s melodrama.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Brainy, Helga - Complete
Right Here by Aiyta reviews
Helga took a heavy breath, "How could I? How?" she seethed, one hand pulling at the roots of her hair in frustration, "Because I love you!"
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
MURDER! by IAmAubrie reviews
Everyone has been invited to attend a murder mystery party, but the fun quickly fades when the gang learns that they are the victims of foul play! Drama/Mystery! REVIEW!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Finding your feet by Pillow Bosom reviews
What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Too Late To Save by xXx LoverGirl xXx reviews
Arnold comes home from his trip to South America to see and not see somethings have changed. If you don't understand half way through why I'm writing this, finish the story and then you will know why.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Miles Away by LPBv2.0 reviews
If our hearts are never broken Well there's no joy in the mending There's so much this hurt can teach us both A one shot about how sometimes love just doesn't work out the way you want it to.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
BUY ME LOVE by tear of the sun girl reviews
Helga is a single mother she is broke and desperate. Arnold is a rich man who needs to hire a family for Christmas. Will a little holiday magic bring these two together?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Lord of Dogtown by Apocalypticism reviews
What if Sid had given Arnold a swirly, becoming friends with Big Gino? Years later, policeman Arnold Shortman struggles coming to terms with the man Sid has become, while Sid struggles to control the drug empire he inherited from Gino. Slight AU/Very M
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sid, Arnold - Complete
HillBook by StarvingWriterMaeve reviews
Helga finally gets a Facebook.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Habang tulog ka by Mikageshi reviews
Kinakausap kita, kahit na hindi mo ako dinig. [POV ni Arnold, medyo OOC kung isasalin sa Ingles. Tingnan niyo, isasalin ko 'to balang araw... at hindi magiging OOC!]
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - Filipino - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005
Sacrament by Random1377 reviews
Darkfiction. Six years after the sixteenth angel's defeat, Father Shinji Ikari gets an unexpected visitor from the past, reminding him of all that he has tried to put behind him...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2001
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Garden Of Words reviews
Helga: "A faint clap of thunder, Clouded skies, Perhaps rain will come. If so, will you stay here with me?" Arnold: "A faint clap of thunder, Even if rain comes or not, I will stay here, Together with you." Based on "Garden Of Words" by Makoto Shinkai, a bittersweet love story... AU HxA
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2014
Attack On Hillwood
Crossover fic with the anime "Shingeki No Kyojin" (Attack On Titan). Humanity is in the brink of extinction. The fresh graduates of the 105th Cadet Corps were faced with the task of defending their home district of Hillwood against a Titan attack. How much are they wiling to sacrifice for the sake of the ones they hold dear, and for the whole humanity itself? RATED T for violence
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014
Black Innocence reviews
My entry to the Save TJM! Group monthly challenge. When darkness falls upon Hillwood, a different city appears. A city where shadows are longer, the nights are darker, and beings you thought that only exists in myths and horror stories prowl the shadows. Come, young one, take a bite, for the night is dark and full of terrors...
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Arnold, Helga, Harold, Rhonda
OBJECTION!: The First Turnabout reviews
Crossover with "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney". Arnold Shortman is a rookie lawyer fresh from the law school. His first taste of action is a case involving his best friend, Gerald Johannsen, who was accused of the murder of his ex-girlfriend, Phoebe Heyerdahl. All evidences and witness testimonies points to Gerald being the murderer. Can Arnold prove his best friend's innocence?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Arnold, Olga, Gerald
The Really Bad And Crappy Life of Helga G Pataki reviews
A parody fic. A fic so bad, so terrible, so cliched that it needs no summary... Okay fine, so Arnold and the gang are in high school, and Helga returned to Hillwood High to join them there...*groans* jeez, you know where this is going too, don't you?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Arnold, Helga
Hillwood Noir reviews
My 1st HA fic. A tale of betrayal, vengeance, love, sex, deception, conniving, and over-the-top gunfights set in the fetid Hillwood underworld. Rated M for violence, profanity, sexuality, and depiction of drug use. UPDATE: Chapter 1 (Prologue) rewritten.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,838 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Arnold, Gerald
The Hell Girl reviews
AU crossover with "Jigoku Shoujo". Legend says that at the stroke of midnight, the "Hell Network Portal" website appears. They say that if you write a person's name on the Hell Network Portal, the Hell Girl would appear to you to deliver your vengeance by sending that person to straight to hell. But it comes with a heavy price. Are you willing to pay the price for your vengeance?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Helga
Ballad Of A Fallen Angel reviews
An alternate ending to the Chapter 17 of my fic, "Hillwood Noir". A three-shot series which will explore all the possible outcomes after the intense standoff between Helga and Neptune. This will answer the three questions: what if the other blonde survives? What if NONE of the blondes survive? And what if BOTH of the blondes survive? Rated M for violence, gore, and strong language.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Helga - Complete
Unmapped: The Heart Of The Jungle reviews
A parody of the Uncharted series. Arnold, together with Gerald, goes on an expedition to find his parents and retrieve a mysterious artifact from the dense jungles of San Lorenzo. Along the way, they meet journalists Helga and Phoebe. Will they survive bloodthirsty terrorists, unkillable henchmen, and generic British villains? ON HOLD.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Arnold
The Masterpiece reviews
A Hey Arnold! Halloween One-Shot Drabble. Arnold woke up one morning to see a macabre surprise that awaited him. Told from Arnold's POV.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Arnold - Complete
Blade Romance reviews
Not actually a RK fanfic...but an allusion of my dark existence...a story of assassins and their struggle amid the bloody path they tread upon...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,331 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
