Llewlynhide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, and StarTrek: Voyager. Hello Writing is a combination of research, revising, and--the hardest for me-- letting people peer past my carefully tended walls. I love to write but it's scary! § If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. ~Toni Morrison § You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. ~Ray Bradbury § The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say. ~Mark Twain |
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Storage Wars by mtothedestiel reviews
Helping hunters, storing things. The family business. Sam and Dean have been running Winchester Mini-storage for years, and they have a very loyal, and eccentric group of customers. When an unexpected piece of "cargo" starts making a ruckus, Dean and Sam find most of their rules breaking, and being thrown further into the supernatural fight than they've ever been before.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Chuck S./God - Complete
My Roots Take Flight by KismetJeska reviews
After forty years in Hell, Dean's more than willing to accept the offer: become a guardian angel and earn his freedom. But his new ward seems destined to hunt alongside Sam, and there are secrets in Heaven that the angels don't want found out. Dean's going to have to choose between his duty and the people he loves- and to work out just where Castiel fits in.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 133,714 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Trying to Get By by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU. Dean is sent to work in a manor house circa every Catherine Cookson novel ever. Once there, he starts to find out a bit about whatever-did-happen-to-baby-Castiel, almost twenty years before. Warnings for light dub-con and (spoiler) themes common in mating fics (no mpreg, promise).
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Baby, What You're Looking At Is What You Get by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Porny ansty verse. Dean is a self confessed dick addict, who gets off on getting 'fixes' with multiple guys. Cas, is the cop that arrests him for public indecency. Smut, angst etc.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Peace And Good Luck To All Men by KismetJeska reviews
Christmas in the Milton household was difficult enough without the added complication of guests- and if Luke and Gabriel placing bets on who can get with Sam first wasn't bad enough, then Cas developing a ridiculous crush on his sister's boyfriend definitely is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Slide Away by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean buys a new dresser...that just happens to be haunted. Yes, this is a 90s comedy romance fic. Fluffy, but also angsty.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Somewhat Shady by eldritchhorrors reviews
John becomes a thief in London. One of the first things he steals is a kiss from Sherlock. The game is on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Inspector, the Government, and the Wardrobe by Darkfangz13 reviews
or Two Men Who got Stuck in a Wardrobe and Came out of the Closet "Christ! What-...!" Lestrade yelped. "That was my umbrella, I swear!" Mycroft exclaimed, mortified. You can imagine what's going on. :p
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
To Love, I Cannot Honour, Neither Can I Obey by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU based on 'The Duchess' Castiel is a duke, and married. But his bride is unhappy, and sleeping with the men in his household. One night, his gardener tries to protect him from seeing this infidelity. And Castiel is angry with him for it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bagged & Tagged by Regency reviews
A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Err is Human by Lilac Summers reviews
Donna is the unlucky companion stuck with the Doctor in 1913 this time around; she's not quite sure how to deal with this sudden change in situation. Mostly she just blames the TARDIS. Season 3 episodes "Human Nature" and "Family of Blood."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,917 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Pieces In A Pocket by wee-me reviews
100 Kisses Challenge: Story using items from the 100 Kisses list. The oft referenced tour is finally explained and we find Marshal is not anyone's favorite welcome to a new place. Ch 18 is up!
Crossover - Beetlejuice & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2006
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Hungry Eyes by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Destiel, Dirty Dancing AU. Castiel's family vacations in the Catskills, Castiel somehow winds up behind the scenes of the resort, involved witht he employee's, one of whom is trying very hard to keep something hidden. You'll only need one guess.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Me and Mine by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Castiel is a gay priest and devoted to repressing himself, until he meets seventeen year old Dean who needs help in denying his own sexuality. Inconvenient though it is, they fall in love and move from denial to platonic love to something more complex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,570 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Scenario and the Solution by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
It's the classic scenario: mix one batch of alien scientists, one prison cell with no amenities, one pink-and-yellow human companion, and one angry Time Lord with big ears and a leather jacket. Instant explosion: just add cliche.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,518 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Ghost Light by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU. Dean is honourably discharge after becoming a POW and being tortured for information, leaving him emotionally destroyed and physically warped. Sam buys a new 4NG3L series Apple Robot to keep Dean sane.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Texts by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Apply Them by Cryptix reviews
It was always said he'd make a frightening criminal. No one ever thought he'd take the suggestion seriously, least of all Dr. Watson, newly married and living away from his old friend. Pre-slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Sweetheart by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Dean's a soldier who visits a bar frequented mostly by crossdressers, there he meets Castiel, he just doesn't realise he's not a woman. Short, angsty and hopefully sexy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,808 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Previous Engagement by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Dean is charged with keeping his wife's, friend Anna's, fiance, Castiel entertained while they make wedding plans. Obviously it can't stay that simple. Romance, angst, confusion and closet cases.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Less Ordinary by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean and Castiel's parents are dead. From the ages of 6 and 4 they share a room at the childrens home they end up in. Dean means a lot to Cas - Father, mother, brother, best friend, and quite possibly everything else as well. Incest, not creepy, I hope.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Blame the Moon by VoodooChild3000 reviews
Movieverse. Semi-crossover, semi-AU, '89 finds Lydia Deetz and Sarah Williams high school seniors with a host of supernatural complications, namely one poltergeist and one goblin king. Throw in interdimensional war and it's a recipe for disaster. BJ/L J/S
Crossover - Labyrinth & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,857 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009
The Woman Knows by wee-me reviews
Was Juno always so tough? So large and in charge? How did she get an assistant? What's with the smokes? Come find out. All three parts are posted. COMPLETE.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
The Wooing Of Tristan, As Told By Lancelot by IKnowATard reviews
Lancelot's life flashes before his eyes as he dies, and he remember's his shieldbrother's story. SLASH LA, GT, rated for sex.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
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Trickster reviews
The 3rd of 3, following "With This Ring" and "Ghost Roads" The best doors are those that don't go where you think they do. Those are also the worst doors.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Truth in Silence reviews
Voyager encounters a rift that opens to an alternate universe where the feared Maquis mutiny has taken place. Kathryn's trusted crew must face the terrible truth of their choices, but she and Tuvok must face death if there is any hope for either ship.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,023 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Tuvok, K. Janeway - Complete
Amends reviews
AU. No amount of meditation can help Ensign Vorik recover from disgrace at his disasterous pon farr. Humbled and alone, he asks Torres to teach him to fight. But she has more to learn from him than she imagined, and not all of it about violence. Complete.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Vorik, B. Torres
Officer's Choice reviews
OneShot. A conversation between Janeway and Tuvok before Janeway decided to make Chakotay her first officer, promoting an unknown Maquis instead of her most trusted friend to the second most important position on the ship. Why did she do it?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - K. Janeway, Tuvok - Complete
Matriarch reviews
Running low on food, Janeway is obliged to accept an invitation to a Laotir holiday during a planetwide auroralike storm. Damned fine time to have to pay a formal courtesy call... The invitation is black tie, and someone spiked the punch. JanewayTuvok.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006 - K. Janeway, Tuvok - Complete
Ghost Roads reviews
Sequel to 'With This Ring.' Accepting help from a poltergeist is probably ill advised in any situation, but involve possession, haunted basements, desecrated graveyards, and shrimp fried rice, and things become a little more... complicated.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Treasure reviews
For 100K, and also a prequel to Djinn. A lost key in an old silk coat that was stolen from Henry Morgan, the Welsh pirate.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
From the 100 Kisses Challenge: The Diary. Reposted intact.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
With This Ring reviews
A Halloween tale. Things are always darkest before dawn. And then some obsessive and insane spirit blows up all the light bulbs. And then it's really really dark. The best time for telling stories...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Life Sentence reviews
Discombobulation Challenge: BJ is forced to serve time on Earth, bound in human form for the damage he caused to a certain Lydia Deetz. He is determined to make amends somehow. But Lydia is not prepared for the damage that he can wreak, just by breathing.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Crime Scene Photographer reviews
Life Sentence Drabble 100 words on why Lydia became a crime scene photographer. Requested in answer to riddle challenge by wee me. Cheers!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Lydia D. - Complete
Anytime She Goes Away reviews
AU. Complete! Beetlejuice isn't the sharing type, and when his house is invaded, he's ready to do anything to regain his privacy. Lydia proves hard to impress, so he drags her into a game of words, winner take all. And then come the pennies...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Just A Kid reviews
Moviebased. Complete. What if Lydia managed to set BJ free in the attic before Barbara could stop her? WitchyWanda Challenge: Four years, four visitations. Why couldn't she have regular bullies in her life? Why did it have to be him?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Djinn Out of the Bottle reviews
Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Fangirl reviews
Hermione gets caught in the act, and Viktor cheerfully makes the most of it, entirely at her expense. Well, almost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Golden Egg reviews
Viktor agonizes over his mistakes in the first Task, but in thinking them over, realizes that he might not have been wholly at fault. Dragon omelet, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Viktor K., Charlie W. - Complete
A Quiet Place to Study reviews
Viktor drops a dangerous secret into Hermione's lap. With it, she is thoroughly capable of blackmailing him to stay out of the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
