Hi! I'm just your average, everyday, Harry Potter obsessed, Jimmy Neutron loving, Avatar: The Last Airbender adoring, Big Bang Theory watching, Pokemon (the game, duh.) addicted, melodramatic, hopelessly romantic, anglophilic, six foot tall girl. :)

I first discovered fanfiction waaaaaaaay back when I was in sixth grade. I read it and I loved it. I got into that stage where you spend every night hopelessly reading fanfic after fanfic while you wait for someone to give you a review on your stories. And then, high school happened. Which actually means homework happened. So I haven't been on in a good number of years.

BUT NOW I'M BACK!!!

I'm going to rectify my past fanfics of the middle school days (hopefully) and actually churn out some good stuff with my improved writing skills! YAY EDUCATION!

So, without further ado, PLEASE READ MY STORIES! AND REVIEW THEM! I NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION! :)

Some Neville Love

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-If Neville had a myspace, he'd have more friends than Tom.
-They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals...but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.
-Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said "I have them right where I want them."
-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Neville turned Dumbledore gay.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
-Neville is listed in "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" with a Ministry of Magic Classification XXXXXX. This classification was created specifically for Neville.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
-Neville made Chuck Norris out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.
-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

"I dream of a better tomorrow when chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned." -Unknown