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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Hair, and Supernatural. Hi people out there! I'm honored that you have deemed me important enough to visit my humble profile. Age: In this dimension, or a different one? Gender: See above Personality: see below :) I am (again) on hiatus (sort of). I'm working on various stories, but they won't be posted here until I complete them. This way, I don't get peoples' hopes up for no reason.
You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.) If you spend every free minute of your time reading, writing, at the library, typing, or doing other things the kids your age would call boring and dull paste this to your page. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. The rest of this is a random collection of quotes, lists, poems, etc. that I find either amusing or inspirational. If you don't have time to wade through all of it, scroll to the bottom. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. (that's a GREAT idea!) If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, SkywardShadow, HopeInHell, Windstorm 124 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Stop the Pairing Wars! If you hate those irritating mosquito giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, HopeInHell, Windstorm 124 If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o, Bloodlustkunoichi, HopeInHell, Windstorm 124 I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (daily) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, Sasu-Saku-cherryblossm, Daisy Valentine, cherry B101, HopeInHell, Windstorm 124 If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, Twilight, and/or Maximum Ride,who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, jessie rose, Windstorm 124 If you have ever just gone through profile after profile just to find more of the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. Ok, for people like me, who love collecting stupid quotes that have nothing to do with the world or anything else like that, these are up for grabs. Happy pickings! C1: He could have killed you. I do have a sense of humor. For example, I'd laugh hysterically if you got run over. "You forgot the ammunition?" I could have shot him. Except, of course - no bullets. "Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people." "You're right." MC says looking somber. "That wasn't funny." Breaks into a huge grin. "That was hilarious!" Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. "I thought about being sane. This seemed like more fun." "See, the thing is we have a love/hate relationship. She loves to hate me and I hate to love her..." 1: Are you talking to yourself? "You know, I could have shot you in the face. But that would've been rude." C1: Put like that, it sounds like you don't care. "What's life without a little adventure?" "Safe?!" C1: For the record, I blame you. C1: You are completely out of your mind!! "You have the attention span of a goldfish with Alzheimer's." Ch1: "Quick, its zombies! Head for the hills!" "You get three guesses on where I'm going to stab you with this pencil." "I think about death everyday. I think about YOU everyday. It's funny how often the two thoughts coincide." "Stop telling everyone we're friends! You're amplifying my shame." "The problem with your face is that I can see it. Get lost!" "If only you were able to stop being such an idiot, I wouldn't have to hate you as much." "That's what I like about you. You're a reliable disappointment." "I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show." "I haven't had my morning coffee so I'm finding it difficult to find a more colorful way to say I don't care." "Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?" "They say things happen for a reason. So remember, when I murder you with a heavy, blunt object, I had a reason." "You're SO lucky you don't have any balls for me to kick you in." "Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable... like a coma" Guy: Did it hurt when you dropped from heaven? I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer. Female Character: What's it like having a mind of pure filth? C1- Have you no conscience! "How dare you deny my nonsense with your logic! I won't stand for it!" I'm not a bitch, I'm just honest. C1: If you kill me, I’ll haunt you for the rest of eternity. "Boys are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. C1: "Now why would I do that?" "(Name)! Are you alright? How are you..?" "I'm fine, I'm fine. Only hurts when I breathe. I am fine." "...So do you want help or not?" "...No, I want to know if a granny skirt is fashionable this year. Yes, I want help. Twit!" "Just die. And if you won't die, just go away!!" C1: "The capybara is the world's largest rodent!" [C1 and C2 hate each other, C1 usually fights physically with C2] C1: "Oh, god." Character 1, flabbergasted: "Dude! What the hell! Dude! What... what the fuck?!" I’m gonna kill him. I don’t care if I have to jump to do it, tall bastard. "Will you please sit down, shut up, and at least PRETEND like you MIGHT have some sort of a brain?" C1: Your eyes are just so blue. Like a lake or something. C1: What do you want? C1 - “You’ll be the death of me (Name)” "Alright, I'll apologize for hitting him in the face. But he's got to apologize for existing." "This is [character name]. Careful not to trip on the pole up his ass." C1: Having butterflies in your stomach is a sure sign of love! "Sorry, my quota for stupid people has been filled for today. Try again when you develop some brains" Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn. C1 "Did you miss me?" C1: "Are you insane?" "Good Guy, bad Guy. What matters is I'm the guy with the gun." "Do you think I'm stupid?" Were you born this stupid, or did you have to work at it? I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally. Why is it that my eyes glaze over every time you open your mouth? I'm sorry, you have to leave. This building isn't zoned for stupidity. C1: Don't get smart with me! "Come right in! Thanks for ignoring the closed door and the do-not-disturb sign; I only did that out of boredom." What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant... It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! Turn your problems into butterflies. That way, they are easier to catch. You have many friends and few living enemies. Excellent time to become a missing person. You would if you could but you can't so you won't. When you get hit in the head with a book, you see stars, and when you read a boring book, you fall asleep. Isn't it quite obvious that books do possess power? "Oh, yeah. By the way, I have an evil twin." "Don't you mean eviller twin?" Stay far, Far away from IT. IT will steal your time and by the time you find your time again IT will have eaten it all up. Save energy: be apathetic. If you don't finish your novel, Stephanie Meyers (Author of Twilight) is better than you. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. You teach best what you most need to learn. It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain You can't be a hero hiding underneath your bed So we'll live the life we've created in our heads We'll wake up every morning in a whole new place On a road reaching out into space All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. I will start working sometime the next millennium. Just not today. Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name. Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there. You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective. Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash. Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon. Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Avoid reality at all costs. Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home. Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose. Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence. Remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. I told another lie today. I told them that I was okay. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they pass by. Reality? We don't NEED no stinking reality! This is Fantasy, man! Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. You'd think killing people would make them like you ... but it doesn't. It just makes them dead. (sob) I'll dissolve when the rain pours in, When the nightmares take me I will scream with the howling wind, 'Cause it's a bitter world and I'd rather dream... Those who choose to run away...don't die. Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction. There is 20% chance of tomorrow. "Remember who you are, and don't let it get you down." You definitely intend to start living sometime soon. Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Sometimes people build walls around themselves not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. Good friends bail you out of jail . Best friends are sitting next to you saying,"Damn that was fun." A wizard is never late, neither is he early, he arrives exactly when he intends to! A little knowledge is a dangerous thing... if you use it right. If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things. As soon as you start to imagine something, it begins to exist. My muse has ADD. While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack. Can you die later, sir? It just isn't a good time right now. Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and curse and see who gets struck by lightning first. If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together. You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way. You may be recognized soon. Hide. When Life gives you lemons, squirt Life in the eye and run. (Or alternatively) When Life gives you lemons, drink them and move on. Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year. "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." Be cheerful while you are alive. Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before. I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. You should emulate your heroes, but don't take it too far. Especially if they're dead. Your lucky number has been disconnected. You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years. Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man, landing is the first. You have a truly strong individuality. Your ignorance cramps my conversation. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health. You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved. You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow. I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom. Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead dog in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. What no spouse/friend/sibling of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he/she is staring out the window. The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles. Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.) In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. No one wants to think they could have easily become the villain; they want to label the villain disturbed, evil. They don't want to walk a mile in the villain's shoes to try to understand him; they want to burn his shoes and pretend they never existed. You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. If you're looking for useless advice, you've come to the right place. You may be gone tomorrow but that doesn't mean you weren't here today. When in doubt, tell the truth. You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human. You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass. Hell is empty and all the devils are here. If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. A book must be an pick-axe to break the frozen sea within our hearts. Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. You will be misunderstood by everyone. Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown and four muscles to bitch-slap the mother-fucker upside the head. Shoot for the sun, if you don't make it at least you'll be among the stars. Stop following me, I don't know where I'm going. A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening. I'm glad to see you're education isn't getting in the way of your stupidity How about never? Is never good for you? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was trying to imagine you with a personality. I'm busy. Can I ignore you another time? Just keep right on talking. Something intelligent is bound to come out of that mouth of yours sooner or later. Sure, I'll help you out, now which way did you come in again? I'd love to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. Who left your cage open? If you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean. Leaving already? I was just about to poison the tea. Sorry, I don't talk to animals. I've met people like you before but I've always had to pay admission. I know that you're lying. You're lips are moving. Now imagine if he had enough oxygen at birth Are your parents siblings? I never forget a face... unfortunately. You're not stupid! You're just... possessed by a retarded ghost... I thought I understood evolution, but then I met you. Do you think if I pretend to throw a stick he'll spend the rest of the night looking for it? I thought the night couldn't get any wore, but then you walked in "Please, Lord, give me a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me." "I've changed my mind." "There's something about nature I just love." I'd love to see your point but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass... The laws of magic are absolute. The laws of physics are optional. “If you let my sister/friend/brother go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” I don't suffer from multiple personality disorder, in my mind, the more the merrier. NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY - stay up and plot your revenge. :) g Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. The Levels of Insanity They never suspect the short one. It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do, wish I was. Best friends : the ones that you can get mad at only for one hour 'cause you have important stuff to tell them A stranger stabs you in the front We may not be the popular ones, we may not be the jocks, or the preps, but we are the ones you will find having the most fun. Friends come before boys. You have known your friends longer and you know you can trust them. Most boys break your heart and your friends are usually the ones that make you feel better. A best friend is someone who finishes your sentences...cries your tears...fights your fights...and is basically the sister you never had :) If aliens are looking for intelligent life... WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." One bright morning... Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! EVERYONE HAS A WILD SIDE but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public Want to know if you can trust your friends? Give them a knife and turn around. Okay so. there's this thing called retarded-ness and me & my girls, well...we've gone pro. When you call us bitcheswe look at each other & laugh cause we knewthat way before youdid. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. More stuff to copy and paste: 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. OR If you have ever forgotten which name you're supposed to use while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Justin Beiber told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. For people who hate me, well, there's a few things I'd like to tell you but first and foremost: I COULDN'T CARE LESS BECAUSE I GOT FRIENDS THAT CARE!!!!! |