Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, Supernatural, Avengers, x-men, Revolution, Batman, Young Justice, Justice League, Captain America, Arrow, and Flash.
Name: Kati, but I also go by Kai
height 5'4.8"
Eyes: greyish blue
Hair: long brown
Single
A wee bit like France :D If you know what I mean ;)
Age: 22
DA account: http:///
Twitter account: https://twitter.com/Hatake_Kai
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hatake-Kai/389136581107696
Tumblr blog... Thingy: http:///
Collab Account: ShayAliceSapphHatake, great things to come... Possibly *cheeky grin*
Hallo my name is Kai, Hatake, or whatever you have come to know me as. I'm a wanna-be writer that has a weakness for cute pairings and random stuff. I can write deep, just that doesn't seem to translate real well most of the time. My laptop died a while back, meaning I'm stuck using whatever computer I can get my hands on, but no fear, I am still writing. Though it will be painfully slow for all, me included. The links above are pages I created for updates and feedback and whatever else people may need from me, so don't be afraid to bug me at any of them. The worst I can do is ignnore you, I promise to not bite or anything.
Well, heres something about me :). I'm an Okie born and raised, though at the moment on I'm on the wrong side of the Red River. I'm a high school graduate, though not in college atm. I have strange interests, though most aren't too far out there. I love anime and mangas (Hetalia, Ouran, Fruits Basket, Pandora Hearts, Dragonball Z, Digimon, and many more), sports movies (United, Remember the Titans, Blindside, Field of Dreams, Facing the Giants and so on and so forth), some Rom-Coms and other feely chick-flicks (The Decoy Bride, A Walk to Remember, etc. etc.), my favourite books are Pride & Prejudice, The Series of Unfortunate Events, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, and anything by Hemingway, and TV shows (I get from Netflix, can't stand watching regular TV) are Torchwood, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants, Scooby Doo, Powerpuff Girls, and basically anything from the 90s that was on Disney and Cartoon Network. I also adore most of the Disney Classics, favourite being Sleeping Beauty. I love almost any kind of music, though at the moment I'm on a British artist kick. My favourite song of all time though is Two Princes by Spin Doctor
Basically I'm just one big contradiction :)
well my fave pairings are the following:
Avengers (Movies, Shows, Comix, etc)
Stony
Clintasha
Bruce and Betty
Pepperony
Happy and Pepper
Steve and Peggy
Clint and Bobbi (Hawkeye and Mockingbird)
For some reason I really don't like Steve and Sharon (Agent 13)
Phil and Clint
Bruce and Tony (only in certain situations)
Supernatural
Destiel
Sabriel
BobbyXEllen
Sam and Amy
Doctor Who/Torchwood
10XRose
9XRose
10XJack
JackXIanto
OwenXTosh
ThetaXKosche/DoctorXMaster
11XRiver
AmyXRory
VincentXAmy
MickeyXMartha
10XReinette
Guilty Pleasure: JackXJenny
Axis Powers- Hetalia :))) No Particular Order intended
IcelandXHong_Kong XD
USUK/ UKUS
GerIta
PruHun
PruCan
PruAust
AustHun
SpaMano
PruMano
PruIta
Germancest
RuCho
GreeceJapanTurkey
GreeceTurkey
FrUK
Franada
Bad Friends Trio
DenNor
NorIce
DenIce
SuFin
LietPol
PruLand (Prussia Poland)
AmeLiet
RusLiet
Americest
EnglandScotland
PrussiaXIreland
Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood and the Manga I loathe the First Anime... I don't know why though...)
MustangHawkeye
EdWinry
AlMei
HavocRebecca
RossBrosche
Ouran High School Host Club
TamakiHaruhi
The Twins (IDC they are so cute)
MoriHani
or v
HaniReiko
KyoyaRenge (They are so alike lol)
Naruto
KakashiSakura =Y u ask cuz they look so cute and i dont no y
...or...v
ItachixSakura=Dont kno y I dont kno but they are cute
NarutoHinata=Cuz that would be awesome
InoChoji=That would be cool
NejiTenten=Cuz that would be perfect
GaaraMatsuri=Cuz I said
ShikamaruTemari=i just like this couple
I hate Sasuke period he deserves no one! He killed my Itachi-kun!... No, he can have Orochimaru!
There is no one for Rocklee(yuck broccoli) but he can still try can't say no to his determination
Fruits Basket
KyoxTohru
YukiMachi
AyameXMine
ShigureXAkito
HatsuharuXMEXRin(seriously lol)
Spiral
KosukexRyoko
AyumuxHiyuno
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
ChaikixMaron
Twilight
EmmettXME!XJasperXAlice(Foursome!) JK
Vampire Academy
RozaXDimka
ChristianXLissa
Vampire Diaries
DamonXElena(Everything)
BonnieXMatt(Books)
CarolineXMatt(Show)
MeXDamon(Dammit he's smexi!)
House of Night
StarkXZoey
DamianXJack
DariusXAphrodite
GRYFFINDOR:
] You have a lot of friends.
] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ x] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[x ] Favourite music genre is pop rock. ] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[x ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 6
HUFFLEPUFF:
] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
x] Politics suck.
[x ] You love to swim.
[x ] Water polo is awesome.
] Pink is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
x] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 5
RAVENCLAW:
[x ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
] Sports suck.
[ x] You’re shy.
x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
x ] Indie is your favourite genre of music. ]
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8
SLYTHERIN:
[x ] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ x] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x ] You have considered suicide.
x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[x ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ x] You have trust issues.
[ x] Guilty until proven innocent
TOTAL: 12
Not really unexpected, but yeah, I get to hang with Malfoy :)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on (or used to be) a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
SURVEY TIME!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"...drawing her gifts from Aphrodite. Why should I even mess with..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Ground, toys, Book
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Documentary about the Tower of London
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
16 something
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
16:25
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, getting something from the van
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
DA and Twitter
9. What are you wearing?
sweat and tanktop
10. Did you dream last night?
IDK
11. When did you last laugh?
Am now
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Painting by my great-grandfather… Arrow of Light thingy… Certificate for something or other.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Me on Twitter
14. What do you think of this survey?
Fun
15. What is the last movie you saw?
Princess Bride :)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
All books/manga/ DVDs/ etc of my favorite series… and try to buy the rights to Hetalia XD
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm sleepy
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Hetalia was real and I knew the nations XD
19. George Bush:
Daddy Bush… Cuz Junior is George W. Bush…
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Isobel Roze… or Rozalynn Kathleen XD
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Collin Ryan… or Gilbert Marie
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course… Spain, Canada, Russia, England or Ireland XD
You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: BOLD if you would actually do it.
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnigan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAMF" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck (This is from the Harry Potter 20Q electronic game)
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is an evil incarnate.
51) I will not refer to Gryfindor's sword as 'The Master Sword' and will not use it to reinact scenes from The Legend of Zelda games
52) I will not use Dave Barry Slept Here as my History of Magic textbook
53) The sands in a Time Turner are not the remains of a time-traveling DeLorean
54) Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
55) I will not convince the entire school to do the Time Warp in the Great Hall
56) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin"
57) I will not tell First Year Muggle-borns that Pokmon battles are a part of the Care of Magical Creatures curriculum
58) I will not sneak up behind Draco and Harry while they are in their Staring Snarky Yelling Matches and yell, "SLASH SLASH SLASH! LET'S SEE SOME SLASH!"
59) I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
60) I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.
61) It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.
62) Coming up behind Harry while he and Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny.
63) When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'.
64) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
65) Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.
66) I will not ask if Professor Lupin has had all his shots, such as rabies. Nor will I ask it of Professor McGonagall.
67) I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.