I hate my brother. - SH

You say that all the time. What did he do now? - JW

He bothered me. - SH

Shocker. - JW

Ha bloody ha, John. - SH

Have you ever noticed how many people out there think we're a couple? - SH

I.. What? - JW

Well, have you? - SH

Yeah, I have. You can't be on the internet and not notice. - JW

Do you think they're right? - SH

... - JW

That is, do you think it would work? - SH

Us... As a... Sherlock, is this a joke? - JW

No. I'm trying - and evidently failing - to ask you to be in a relationship with me. - SH

Jesus fucking Christ on a fancy fucking motorbike. - JW

Yes. - JW

God, yes. - JW

... Yes? To us? - SH

YES! - JW

You should come home now. - SH

I'm running. Damn the shopping. - JW