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Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1.) America

2.) England

3.) N. Italy

4.) Japan

5.) Germany

6.) Canada

7.) Russia

8.) France

9.) Poland

10.) Prussia

11.) S. Italy

12.) Sealand

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Nope! Germany/Prussia? No. Germany belongs with N. Italy!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Italy hot? On a scale of 1 to 10, 6. He’s too cute to be really hot! On a scale of 1 to 10 on cuteness, he gets infinity!!!!!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Well, first, England (2) would probably beat Canada (6) up, for touching his dear America (1). Second, EW!!!!! INCEST!!!!!! DX

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Can’t really recall any fics, sorry. I mostly read USUK. But I have read some with some funny Poland moments!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Russia and England? No, Russia would cancel out all of England’s dark magic!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Hm… I guess Japan and… Poland? I don’t know… :P

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Russia would probably try to convince France and N. Italy to let him join so they could all become one!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Summary: America decides that his brother and his boyfriend should get to know each other better. So Canada and England embark on an evening out in order to become better friends. When they become besties, America gets jealous.

SO uhm… yeah, does that work?

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Japan and Prussia? No, I don’t think so. But I guess if the right writer attempted it, it could maybe work out.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

America and Germany. Title would be… ‘My German Heritage’ because a lot of America’s have German heritage and ancestory?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

N. Italy and S. Italy? Some sort of odd couple, brother, buddy plot, where they attempt to unify, but S. Italy won’t unless N. Italy ends his friendship with Germany… or something.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

I don’t really have many friends that are into manga and anime. But the ones that do? I don’t think so.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Well apparently song fics aren’t allowed. But if they were, for Poland, I’d choose ‘Cause I’m a Blonde’ by Julie Brown.

14. if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

England/N. Italy/Canada

Warning: This may be too cute in fluffy friendship!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

France hitting on Germany… hm… “I hear you’re into weak, girly, flamboyant, effeminate men. Wanna invade me? Hon, hon, hon.” I don’t know…

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Russia and Prussia? I don’t feel like writing a drabble, but if I did, it’d be about them arguing over who copied the others name. Lol

17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

EW! NO! NOT ONLY WOULD IT BE INCEST, BUT IT’D ALSO BE MOLESTATION!!!!!!!!! Russia would probably smile creepily and watch and then ask to become one. I DON’T KNOW!!!! It’s gorss!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

Japan de-flowering America? I’m not sure what kind of plot, but I do know it would be absolutely cute and sweet and fluffy with only a little bit of kink and lemon!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Nope.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yup!

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup! Draws!

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

England/Japan/Germany? Lord, no!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“I’M AWESOME!”

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hm… don’t remember.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Canada… licking maple syrup off someone in a slutty hockey uniform.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Possibly when drunk. S. Italy and Poland.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

N. Italy and Russia? Neither, Germany would beat Russia up before anything like that could even happen. But to answer the question, N. Italy would be at the bottom in any relationship. (Unless it was Canada maybe… Or a girl.)

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Erm… ew. Russia/France? No thank you.

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