Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, and RWBY. Hello I'm Ryan, but just call me Atomic. Male favorite games: BlazeBlue, Halo, God Eater Burst, Final Fantasy Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Rave Master, Blue Exorcist, Chibi Vampire Favorite Quotes "The best things are always wrong."-Unknown "I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage, Mythbusters "There are such things as stupid questions."-My little sister "Stop staring at me or I will hit you." Sai, Naruto "Note to self: It is illegal-repeat illegal- to stab stupid people."-Unknown "There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line everyday of my life."-Church, Red vs. Blue "I live in an insane family. The scariest part is that I'm destined to be next in line for the throne of insanity."-Me talking to my family "I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what your saying and I refuse to apologize."-Unknown "Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid."-Unknown "Maybe you're right... Maybe I should get a burrito too."-Gir, Invader Zim "I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one."-Unkown "I tried to contain myself, but I escaped."-Unknown "I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours"-Unknown "You say villain like it's a bad thing"-T-shirt in Islands of Adventure "Well, that was a lot of fun, but I think it's time I logged off. The lines of text are starting to blur to form dirty limricks and communist propaganda"-El Goonish Shive, Newsletter comic thing. "Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away?" - Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2 "Why are you pink?" "Why Arn't you Pink?" "you win this one."-Me and my brother as he played Reach "One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.”-Person from deviant art "A fire is merely a burst of energy that I control to burn those who deserve it."-Me in deviant art "You may hate me, even say I should never exist... But I'm here and ready to prove I have the power to save your ungrateful ass. So suck it up and try not to get burned."-Me, deviant art "There's a fine line between insanity and genius. You're flirting with it."-Unknown "I gotta tell you bro, you have a knack for parties. No food, no drinks, and the only chick just left."-Dante, Devil May Cry 3 "Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know, in a dog show, you would definitely take first place."-Dante, Devil May Cry 3 "I told you, I don't like people who talk more than me."-Dante, Devil May Cry 3 "Alright, first Chicken, the Gladiator. Too bad there's no one here to see the SHOW!"-Dante, Devil May Cry 3 "But I need tacos, I need them or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes."-Gir, Invader Zim "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!"-unknown "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"-Unknown "War is hell, and I'm the Devil."-Random soldier from Halo Wars "Bravery is the ability to do thing without fear. Courage is the ability to do thing even if you're afraid."-Unknown "History is not what happens, history is what is written down."-Unknown "The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or a curse."-Carlos Custaneda "It's a stupid idea...I'll go first!"-Unknown "It's like mind rape...Except less fun..."-Unknown "I'm not weird. I'm simply more impulsive and entertaining than the rest of you freaks"-TheOddOne, person on DeviantArt What Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto) Your Result: Hokage You are the most powerful ninja of the village, the village champion. As Hokage you get control of the village, army, and the feared Anbu-black ops. You won't see as much action as you used to, but everybody loves you, and you know you will fearlessly defend the village as the sixth Hokage. Take that Naruto! (Next Hokage my @$#) AnbuChuninGeninSpecial JouninJouninNinja Academy StudentRouge NinjaWhat Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto) Whats your Element ? Your Result: Fūton (( Wind )) The Wind Release (風遁, Fūton; English TV "Wind Style") area of elemental Nature Transformation are offensive type techniques that allow the user to manipulate wind by shaping their chakra to be as sharp and as thin as possible, not unlike the blades of a pair of scissors. Suiton (( water ))katon (( Fire ))Raiton (( Lightning ))Doton (( Earth ))Whats your Element ? What element lies within you? Your Result: Wind You are fast about your movements and wont give the opponent a chance to attack back. you will find the quickest way to end a fight. you at peace with yourself and others and dont care what others think about you. you enjoy freedom above all, your power consist of using the wind to push and pull your enemies. you can also create a tornado and increase the speed of it to rip you enemie to sherds. LightFireWater and IceEarthDarknessWhat element lies within you? What hidden village are you from Your Result: Hidden leaf Kohnagakaru Itachi is from here hidden starHidden soundHidden cloudHidden stoneHidden sandHidden water fallHidden mistHidden grassHidden rainWhat hidden village are you from My authentic japanese name is 秋本 Akimoto (true autumn) 明 Akira (bright). WOMEN'S VOCABULARY Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sigh- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow". Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome". Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing" Naruto OC Name: Yoite Rygin Age: 17(human) 129(demon Fighter Type: Pyro, sword user Species: Dragon demon Weapon: buster sword The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." There is no Dark Side, nor a Light Side There is Only the Force I will do what I must to keep the balance The balance is what keeps me together There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish There is passion, Yet peace Serenity, Yet emotion Chaos, Yet order I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance I am a guardian of balance I am a Gray Jedi -Creed of the Grey Jedi |