"It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool. - FLCL

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao Tzu

A single step can crush a man's balls. - Girlfriend.

"If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress" - random thought.

"Yes!" "No!" "What was the question?" - me

"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" - me

"In War - Victory, In Peace - Vigilance, In Death - Sacrifice" - The Grey Wardens (Dragon Age Origins)

B.O.H.I.C.A.: Bend Over Here It Comes Again

F.U.B.A.R. : F#cked up beyond all recognition

H.U.M.A.S.: Head Up My @ss Syndrom

S.N.A.F.U. : Situation Normal All F*cked Up

A.D.O.S.D : Attention Deficit Oh Shiny Disorder (Friend says I have this)

F.O.C.U.S. : F*ck Off Cuz Ur Stupid - T-shirt

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. : Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck! - Necros Chris

F.I.N.E: F#cked IN Extreme - Rachel Morgan "Ever After"

Its's a Stupid idea, I'll go first - Girlfriend to Me

What color is the Sky in your world - Me to friends daughter

The Angel on my shoulder was gang raped by the devil from the other shoulder and the voices in my head - Me to friend about decisions made.

"Madness & Sanity are labels given by society...and I am Anti-Social" - Me

"I am fluent in three languages. English, Sarcasm and Profanity." Girlfriend to me

"I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent." - my t-shirt.

Diamonds are a Girls Best friend, Boobs are everybody's friend - Girlfriend to me at the bar.

"It doesn't Matter whose on First, I'm holding a F'n steel bat" - me at bar league baseball game.

"There is no such thing as overkill, there is only open fire and reload" - shirt

Golf is the only game I can legally play and drive drunk - Uncle to Me

NASCAR fans are as violent as any Hockey Game in Canada - Uncle watching ESPN

When did chess become a sport? did I miss it becoming full contact? do the pieces explode - Cousin upon hearing chess declared an "olympic sport"

Follow up statement "What's next Pokemon at the Olymics? Bey Blade?" cousin again

Random Things about me:

1. I am a slacker in some things and highly motivated in others.

2. I'm 39

2a. I live in Wisconsin, USA

3. I've broken nearly every bone in my legs at least twice...and it hurts when it rains or is cold.

4. I have a degree in journalism but I'm to lazy to do anything with it.

5. my girlfriend is the best thing to happen to me and keeps me sane.

5-a. My girlfriend plays video games, loves anime, stands 5'6 110lbs, and her hair is currently black with red streaks.

6. I love Anime and play video games. my screen name is the same as my author name.

10-12-13: I posted NILF on under my pen name. if you see my story somewhere other than here, my yahoo group or archive report the person please or let me know. while I have given permission to some to use some of my ideas if you see my story elsewhere without my name its not with permission.

07-02-14: I have removed several stories as I was uninspired. sorry this upsets so many but I looked at them and saw I barely wrote more than a page some even only two words. It saddens me to have removed so many stories but I just lost the feeling for them.

RIP: CIA SIN, Ninja NCIS, Naruto & the Last Airbender, Naruto Origami Master, Child of Fate & Fantasy, Origami Master. until I get the urge to work on you again. also Fox & Three Succubi, NILF A Marvel Adventure and my 42 page Naruto Evolution that I binned as it was far too much smut between him & several X-Women.