'Superman, a moment of your time please.'
'Yes?'
'Could you share the reason why you upgraded you suit after all these years?'
'To counter the jiggling.'
'Jiggling?'
Superman points at his chest.
'But you are a male.'
'Yes, hence I am not used to the jiggling.'

Thank you for sharing this awesome story with us readers.

... Batman is going to watch those hours Alexander resided in there back ...

Thank you for sharing.

Lex could visit the Amazon's if their law is "any man who sets 'foot' on Themyscira" by having hands for feet... Or changing his gender. It is kind of... fluid now.

'Xander sprouted a handle on the top of his head. "I'm ready, let's go."

Superman just stared at him.

"Would you rather carry me bridal style?" Xander asked.

"Good point," Superman said floating up off the floor and grabbing the handle, before using a teleporter to transport them into the air above a closed down lab.

"You could have just placed a hand on my shoulder and had them teleport us here," Xander realized.'
Xander should have turned into a suitcase and started making muffled cries for help.

Excellent work ! I wish there was more

Holy fck, that was quite the ending,

I was reading your story and was so into it that I didn't notice I've read all the current chapters, even though I knew there was like 3-2 chapters left from the last time I've checked, lol

I really hope you update, hm... I might read your other stories too, anyways I'm looking forward to future updates!

Damn, I kinda don't like a Lex pretending to be Xander... I wonder why the opposite doesn't bother me...

eh whatever

a little too much on that ending but eh

Hm. if Lex can get plastic men's powers isn't it possible to recreate Mr. Fantastics powers/abilities from the Marvel Comics too? he'll be a lot more smart and just damn, it might not be the most powerful power but useful? hell yeah

Great story! I look forward to reading more!

No, I hear Mark Hamil ... Hamill? Just like I always hear Animated Batman.

Very, Very Entertaining.

This is the best thing ever

This is the second time i've read this. Still as good as the first time :D

Thanks for the chapters!

Dude, I Love This! Freaking amazingly-awesome fanfic! It's funny and entertaining to read and smart to be honest! Hope you continue and i love you author!