I write fanfiction. I write original pieces.

Well, I hope. :)

I won't ask for reviews in my stories, because to be honest I write them for myself. Posting up here is more of an after-thought.

That said, I always appreciate constructive criticism. I do not currently have a BETA, nor really do I plan on having one.

If you spot anything wrong or simply want to comment, leave a review and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Once an apple walked up to a pear,

Said 'Hey what's going on over there?'

The pear said nothing, and ate a Muffin.

'You're eating a Muffin?' It said. 'Are you quite sure it's dead?'

The Muffin cried out, with screams and shouts,

And the Pear hit the Muffin on the head.

'You killed it!' The apple cried. 'I think you just made it die!'

The pear then laughed, and jumped on a raft, eating a big piece of pie.'

Not my poem, in any way, shape or form. Merely borrowed with thanks to the author. :)

Same stands for my profile picture.