HELLO WORLD!!!! This is Sgt. Assassin speaking! I figured since some people want to know a little about me, being the modest person that I am, I decided to grant their wishes. I also have some funny and...interesting quotes and sentences that I've compiled on here. Enjoy!

This is Sgt. Assassin, signing out!!!

A/N: I've got a new story in the works. It's titled, "Where You Belong", and it's going to be a Bleach fic. It's been digging at me lately, so I've written some chapters for it. I'll be posting it today, and there are currently 11 chapters being posted. Reason for so many chapters is as follows: This has been a work-in-progress fanfic that I started working on LAST YEAR. More specifically, last November (2011). Got the inspiration for it where I always do: the toilet.

Gross, nasty, unpleasant, but very much true. Don't knock it till you try it.

Anywho, go check it out. It's an Ichi/Ruki fic (never can get enough of those), PLUS it has my own OC character. Unlike most OC fics, which literally insert the writer into the story, this one is inserting a new character with some pretty kickass abilities. For more info, go check out the story.

Peace, Love, and Hentai. Gotta love the boobies.

-Sgt. Assassin

New A/N: I've been getting a few messages from people wondering why I've stopped posting chapters for my stories. It's because at long last, I've made it into college, and thus, preparations are needed to make sure that I don't screw this up. SO...my stories will be temporarily put on hiatus until such a time as I've got everything in order and my attentions are not fully required on it. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause to my fans, but if I want to move on with my life, I've got to take this initiative and run with it.

Still, this doesn't mean that they're abandoned. Just on temporary hiatus until I get everything squared away.

Until then, this is Sgt. Assassin signing out.

New, New A/N: Hello! Been gone for a while, but I'm back, with a new story, to boot! Titled "Sword Art Online: A Life Redeemed" this one features my OC character, taking on a new role as a virtual swordsman in the Floating Castle of Aincrad. Check it out, comment, rate, review, and do dem things you do!

Once again, Peace, Love, and Hentai!

-Sgt. Assassin

Sgt. Assassin/Ishigawa Yuuto's Zanpakutō:

This zanpakutō is an ushigatana by the name of Eternal Chaos. The release command for Shikai is: Shouhi, Shieien Kaosu!"(Consume, Eternal Chaos), It will transform into a simple, yet lethal katana, its' appearance very much similar to that of Ichigo's Tensa Zangetsu, with the differences as follows: the hilt guard is in the shape of a eight-pronged star and colored white, the small chain at the end is removed, and the hilt is white, being wrapped in white fabric as opposed to black. The wielder is given enhanced speed, strength, reflexes, and dexterity. The special ability is as follows: If the blade is to strike a body part, or piece of clothing 3 times, the said body part/piece of clothing will disintegrate, or simply turn to dust. This technique is known as Hokori ni Mukeru, which means, "Turn to dust." If, for whatever reason, the wielder is still in need of more power, he/she may utilize its' final form, Bankai. The wielder need simply run their thumb across the edge of the blade, drawing blood from said digit. With the second release command of, "Bankai! Jikan no Owari, Harumagedon!" (Time's End, Armageddon), several things occur. The regular shihakusho/shinigami robes are replaced by a solid black bodysuit, black armored chestplate, black armored greaves, black shin guards, and a black cape.

The blade undergoes a minor change, adding a second blade parallel (next) to the first. Once again, speed, strength, agility, dexterity, and reflexes all undergo a dramatic powerup (think 10x). The disintegration technique is replaced by a new set of powers, called Yon no Kishu, or "The Four Horsemen". When engaged in combat, one may use one of the fabled Horsemen's signature techniques. Famine/Drought - Upon making contact with anything that requires energy to function, be it electrical, physical, or spiritual energy, the blade will drain a portion of that energy. Through continued contact, the slight drain of energy will become more prominent and noticeable. Pestilence/Plague - The blade secrets a weak poison that will dull the senses and slow the reaction times of its' victims. War/Destruction - The blade of the wielder's weapon becomes encased in a thin coating of hellfire. Not only does it increase the cutting power, but the flames can be used as a projectile, as well. The technique Nadegiri becomes possible, and combined with the power of hellfire, becomes extremely devastating. Death/Endgame - This produces a large blast of energy, similar to a Black Getsuga. The more reiatsu that is pushed into the technique, the sharper and more lethal it becomes.

What's Your Zanpakutō?

Favorite Anime/Manga: Ai Yori Aoshi, Black Lagoon, Bleach, Blood, Code Geass, Death Note, DBZ, Eureka 7, Final Fantasies 7 10 and 10-2, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Panic, FullMetal Alchemist, FCLC, Ghost in the Shell, Gurren Lagann, .hack SIGN, Hellsing, Inuyasha, Love Hina, Lucky Star, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Ninja Girls, One Piece, Psychic Academy, Ragnarok, Ranma 1/2, Rave Master, R.O.D, RosarioVampire, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Champloo, Shugo Chara!, Trinity Blood, Virus Buster Serge, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, and Yugioh 5D's.

Favorite of the Favorites: Bleach, Code Geass, Death Note, FMA, Gurren Lagann, Inuyasha, Love Hina, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Ninja Girls, RosarioVampire, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, and Yugioh 5D's.

Favorite Pairings:

Bleach: IchigoXRukia, IchigoXNeliel (adult form, you pedophiles!!!), IchigoXRangiku, IchigoXYoruichi, IchigoXOrihime, and IchigoXTatsuki.

Code Geass: Lelouch/ZeroXC.C and Lelouch/ZeroXKallen.

F.F. 7: TifaXanyone (seriously that girl is F-ing hot!!!!).

F.F 10 and 10-2: TidusXLuna and TidusXRikku.

FMA: EdXWinry.

Gurren Lagann: KaminaXYoko, SimonXYoko, and SimonXNia.

Inuyasha: InuyashaXKagome and InuyashaXSango.

Love Hina: KeitaroXMitsune, KeitaroXMotoko, KeitaroXMutsumi and KeitaroXNaru.

Naruto and Naruto Shippuden: Naruto with some or all of the following: Anko, Ayame, Hana, Hinata, Ino, Karin, Kin, Konan, Koyuki, Kurenai, Fem. Kyuubi (human or half demon form, you furries!!!), Rin, Sakura, Shinon, Shizune, Tayuya, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, and Yugito.

Ninja Girls: RaizoXKagari and RaizoXKisaribi.

One Piece: LuffyXNami, LuffyXRobin, and LuffyXBoa.

RosarioVampire: TsukuneXMoka, TsukuneXMitsune, TsukuneXRuby, and TsukuneXKumuru.

Sword Art Online:KiritoxAsuna.

Yugioh: YugiXTea, YamiXTea, YugiXMai, and YamiXMai.

Yugioh GX: JadenXYubel (as a girl, not a guy), JadenXAlexis, and JadenXBlaire.

Yugioh 5D's: YuseiXAki and JackXCarly/Dark Carly.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise-versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile.

Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile.

16 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

9. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

12. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

13. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

14. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

15. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

16. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If your currently trying to take over the world, copy this into your profile.

If you love animals almost as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

"There's a time and place for everything...it's called, "College". - Me

"If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress." - Random thought.

"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out." - Ero-Slacker.

B.O.H.I.C.A. : Bend Over Here It Comes Again

F.U.B.A.R. : F#cked Up Beyond All Recognition

Its's a stupid idea...I'll go first - Ero-Slacker.

What color is the sky in your world? Just curious, 'cause mine's green. - Me.

The angel on my shoulder was gang raped by the demon from the other shoulder AND the voices in my head - Ero-Slacker.

"I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity." - Me.

'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.' - Unknown.

'The difference between knowledge and wisdom. Wisdom is the difference between right and wrong; knowledge is the difference between right and left.' - Unknown.

'There are three kinds of people in this world. People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people who wonder what the hell just happened.' - Unknown.

'My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in thirty-seven states.'

'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.' - Me.

'Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.' - Me.

'Take chances, make mistakes; just be sure to stay out of the way of the idiot behind you.' Dalai Lama.

'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.' - Confucius.

'You laugh at me because I'm strange, I laugh at you because you're stupid.' - Me.

'Cry me a river, build me a bridge, name the bridge after me, and get the f#ck over it.' - Me.

'I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?' - Unknown.

'Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.' - Unknown.

Quotes of Greatness

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car." - Unknown.

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons.

“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton.

"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

"No technology is worth my dignity. If talking on a wireless headset means I gotta look like Buck Rogers, then I'm not interested." - Unknown, but quite possibly not a fan of Buck Rogers.

"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place to keep them guessing." - Me.

"If you get glitter on you, prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin.

"Keep your expectations low. If you expect a kick in the balls, but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory." - Unknown.

"You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option." Forrest Griffin - Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down (A Survival Guide To The Apocalypse)

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." - Unknown.

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse." - Unknown.

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize." - Unknown.

ATHF Quote:

"Hey, this is Carl, and yeah, I'm plenty pissed...at God for forsaking Kurt Warner in my time of need when he was a New York football Giant. And now He's working in completely mysterious and retarded ways by letting the Cardinals play in the Super Bowl. Listen, the state of Arizona is only good for one thing: testing A-bombs so the people from the good states don't get hurt. Pittsburgh's gonna be up by 24 before O-Town can say "My country, 'tis of thee," but I'm gonna give all you party bookies some Super Dull XLIII over/unders to keep your guests from killing themselves before halftime:

Number of human interest stories about Larry Fitzgerald's dad during the pregame show—17;
Amount of interest I have in a human interest story about Larry Fitzgerald's dad—0.
Number of Knight Rider promos we get to see during a booth review—87.
Number of times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation and gently stroke his nipple with one of his fat outstretched fingers—9.
Number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps playfully during his pregame analysis—2;
Number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps not so playfully during his pregame analysis—1;
Number of times Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps Bob Costas for gently asking not to slap a stripper during his pregame analysis—37.
Number of concussions Ben Roethlisberger will suffer during the pregame stretch, "God Bless America", and the coin toss—2.
Number of Jonas Brothers riding a surfboard with a computer-generated porcupine in an effort to raise your awareness of Tostito's brand Garlic and Cinnamon Corn Chips—3.
Number of children Kurt Warner adopts during the second half—2;
Number of children Kurt Warner sacrifices to Jesus during the second half cause he was told to in a dream—3.
Number of times Anquan Boldin kisses his fist and thanks Jesus for blessing him with running a successful 12-yard slant—1.
Number of minutes Jesus actually spends watching the Super Bowl—0.
Number of times Bruce Springsteen sings the acoustic song from the Philadelphia movie about the Vietnam POW with AIDS—0.
Number of times Matt Leinart will say, "I'm goin' to Disneyland"—0;
Number of times Matt Leinart will eventually go to Disneyland because, at some point, he's gonna be that dude runnin' the on/off lever at the Magic Spinnin' Teacups—3... He's gonna get cut from that job too.

Those are the actual Vegas over/unders through a true insider! Now go make some money, dummy, 'cause I'm pissed." Carl - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." - Unknown.

"A shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" - Sgt. Slaughter.

"Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid." - Me.

Murphy's War Law

Friendly fire - isn't.

Recoilless rifles - aren't.

Suppressive fires - won't.

You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

A gaping chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-when they're ready.
-when you're not.

The best laid plans of mice and men never, EVER survive initial contact.

Five second fuses always burn three seconds too quickly.

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

The easy way is always mined.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

If the enemy is within range, so are you.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire.

Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

Tracers work both ways.

When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, only one of them is right.

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

Fortify your front too much, and you'll get your rear shot up.

Weather ain't neutral.

The Cavalry always come to the rescue, just not always on time.

Napalm is an area support weapon.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

Interchangeable parts - aren't.

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

The side with the simplest uniform wins.

If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired when (not if) it breaks.

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

Murphy was a grunt.

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

The crucial round is a dud.

Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

The idiocy of the leader is inversely proportional to the importance of the mission he's ordered to carry out.

The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on a 'secured' channel.

Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

Walking point = sniper bait.

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map and a brain to use it.

The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

A half filled canteen is a beacon for a fully-loaded enemy weapon.

When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss you tomorrow.

It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, you're too close.

Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they act as flares for snipers.

A nearly impenetrable set body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet don't mean shit to a sniper. There's always an exposed area, and there's a guarantee they'll find it.

There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.

You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

You think you have better artillery support and the enemy thinks theirs is better; somebody's gonna be surprised.

Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops are in for a world of hurt.

If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

Being shot hurts.

Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

C-4 can make a dull day interesting.

There is no such thing as a fair fight.

If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils. If you lose you don't care.

Always make sure someone has a can opener.

Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

Flying is better than running, running is better than walking, walking is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is, technically, a form of flying.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something so much you even scare yourself copy & paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If you have ever lied to get out of something and then kept up said lie for months/years despite the fact that the time for any sort of repercussions for your actions passed quite a while back then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile.