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Nothing personal about me I just post stories. Be warned I have an unhealthy obsession with Buffy and Smallville so most stories will probably be about one of those two if not both.

completed stories

The Bet (BTVS/Berserk/Blood Plus) AU. YAHF After winning a bet. Buffy gets to choose what Xander and Willow wear on that fateful Halloween too bad she doesn't know about the costumes she picked.

A New Path: Prologue (BTVS/Smallville/Mortal Kombat) Clark, Buffy, and Raiden fight Shao Kahn atop the pyramid of Argus in a last ditch effort to stop Armageddon.

The Last Foe (Mortal Kombat) Shao Kahn has conquered all except for the guy that beats him senseless once a year. Will that change now that he has Blaze's power?

A Strange Meeting Place (BTVS/Smallville) Clark meets a girl he can have a future with in the weirdest place.

A Good Bluff (BTVS) Spike's big mouth saves the world.

The Scooby's plan. (BTVS) Hellmouth day Challenge. Buffy tries listening to her friends.

Star Child and the Waitress (Smallville/True Blood) After Lana marries Lex. Clark took to drinking and woke up married to a waitress.

Changes (BTVS/Berserk/Blood) Willow and Xander cope with the fallout from The Bet.

Weddings, Phantoms, and Men in tights. (BTVS/Smallville) Sequel to a strange meeting place.

Dawnie's Little Friends (BTVS/Puppet Master) When Willow gives her inheritance to Dawn she does an experiment on a Tuesday.

A Berserker's Wrath (BTVS/Berserk/Blood) Betverse one shot. While the gang teleports Glory away from the house Xander accidentally gets teleported to another Buffy universe. He's not a fan of what he sees.

United We Stand (BTVS/Smallville) The chaos caused by Dark Thursday brings the scooby gang to Smallville.

A New Path Volume 1 Commencement (BTVS/Smallville/MK) After a freak storm destroys the Kent Farm Clark has to go to school at the only place his parents can afford. Sunnydale

More Than a Memory (BTVS/Smallville) Clark makes a bad wish at Lex and Lana's wedding.

The Source (PRTF, PRZ, MMPR) When Lord Zedd emerges in the year 3000 it could mean the end of rangers past present and future.

Calling Myself out (YJ/Smallville) Seeing the effect red K has on Conner. Clark tries to take him to the future to protect him from Darkseid.

Meet the Family (Smallville/Dragonball Z) A foreign exchange program shows Clark he's not all alone as he thinks.

Death is only the Beginning (Smallville) Season 10 Tess transfers her memories to herself on the island with Oliver. Standard time fic.

A Doomed Wedding (BTVS/Smallville) Final story in the the Strange Meeting verse Buffy and Clark's wedding has two unwelcome guests.

The Jersey (Smallville) 2012 Christmas one shot. What happened at the end of Lexmas

The Kryptonian Wolf (Smallville/Underworld) Complete and utter AU. When Amelia kills Jonathon and Martha Kent, the elder vampire herself is done in by a 5 year old Clark Kent who is taken in by Lucien. Clark grows up as a lycan and soon must protect a blond inquisitive reporter when Vampires mark her for death for knowing too much.

I've killed gods before (BTVS/Berserk/Blood) The season 5 finale in my bet verse.

Shield Maiden Prologue (BTVS/Captain America/X-Men: Evo) Buffy's life is thrown through the ringer when she finds out she's not the Slayer but something completely different.

Lana's Path (Smallville) Two one shots because of No CYOA. When Superman is killed by Doomsday Lana ponders the decision of turning back time to save him.

They Call the Cops on Us (BTVS/Married with Children) A series of AU one shots that show what would happen if Faith's original watcher was Al Bundy.

31 Days of Scobbyween (BTVS) Different costumes for Halloween.

Rise of the Syndicate (Smallville) Chloe Sullivan helps Clark Luthor kill Doomsday and things go downhill from there.

Red Pride (Smallville/Charmed) Prue develops a new power that changes her destiny.

A New Path Volume 2 College (BTVS/Smallville/MK) Frankenstein's monster, Kryptonian robots, commandos, and men in tights...yeah its just another year on the hellmouth.

The Snowman (Smallville) 2013 X-mas one shot. With Oliver overseas for the holidays Lois decides to spend her Christmas with Clark so he won't be alone.

The First Christmas (Smallville/Charmed) 2013 X-Mas one shot. Red Pride side story. Listening to Clark gives Kara the perfect idea for a Christmas present.

Out of Body Experience (Smallville) Chloe develops a strange new power when Davis loses it completely and nearly kills her.

The Bruise (BTVS/Smallville) Xander becomes incensed when he spots a bruise on Anya courtesy of her new boyfriend.

True Companions (BTVS/Berserk) After being decimated by Caleb and thrown out of her own house Buffy is given quite the unique choice.

The Simple Things (Smallville) 2014 X-mas one shot. Death is Only the Beginning side story. Lex asks Tess why she and Clark always have their party at the Kents instead of the Luthor mansion.

The Mystery (Smallville) 2014 X-Mas one shot. Lois can't help but feel something is off about this year's Christmas.

The World's End (BTVS/DC/DBZ/Zelda/Marvel/Xena) Buffy's efforts to make the world a better place could cause the very end of it.

On the Run (Smallville/Fast & Furious) When Lana of all people destroys Clark's life he tries to rebuild his life with unexpected help.

Lost in the Darkness (Arrow/BTVS/Smallville) Sara thinks she's forever damned a different chain of events will show her how wrong she is.

Altered Existence (Arrow/Smallville/Flash/Legends of Tomorrow) Rip might or might not have broke the past when the Legends stopped Savage. The time master must make arrangements to help the Legends adjust to their new surroundings in this new present.

Not The Bradys (BTVS/Smallville) Dawn makes a new friend when the scoobies are too busy to pay her attention.

Sixteen and a Group of Thirty Somethings (Smallville/CA:TWS) Chloe's hacking finds Clark at number sixteen on a list, with herself and the Justice League in the thirties. They research SHIELD to figure out what the list means.

City of the Dead (Smallville/Resident Evil) After the second meteor shower Clark and Chloe visit Raccoon City.

Stories in Progress

A New Path Volume 3 Family (BTVS/Smallville/MK) The scoobies must work together to protect the newest member of the gang from a girl named Glory.

Proof of Existence (BTVS/Slight Metal Gear) With $5 to spend on Halloween Xander grabs a mullet wig along with his toy gun and goes as Solid Snake. However once Halloween is over Xander realizes Otacon had Snake watch two shows called Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel while recovering from Shadow Moses.

Twists of Fate: High School Hell (BTVS/Smallville On Indefinite Hiatus) AU. What if Clark was the slayer and Buffy was the alien.

The Last Son and the Second Best (Smallville/Marvel) When Clark's parents die and the farm is destroyed in the second meteor shower Clark is taken at a school for gifted youngsters.

Mrs. What? (BTVS/Firefly) Willow and Xander have a crazy night and wake up on a spaceship.

Taught to Hate (Smallville/X-Men Evolution) When Hydra tries to get a 6 year old Clark the Kents are killed and Clark is saved by a man in red.

Thirty Eight Hours (BTVS/SS/31 DoS) Thanks to Cordy and Halloween Xander has become just as powerful as Buffy and Angel the problem is, he's on borrowed time.

Road to Redemption (Angel/Smallville) When Clark crosses the line after Alicia's death. Martha calls an old friend to try to get Clark the help that he needs.

The Butterfly Effect (formerly Hollow and Banished in black and yellow) (Smallville/Arrow/Flash) Rip Hunter's actions while dealing with Savage might or might not have changed the past forever. The Legends must watch archive footage of the past to acclimate themselves to the new present

The End of an Era (Danny Phantom) Thanks to a misfire with thier latest experiment. Jack and Maddie Fenton are given a unique chance to look into thier children's lives.

Potential stories in the Future

A New Path Volume 4 Normalcy (BTVS/Smallville/MK)

A New Path Volume 5 Reinforcements (BTVS/Smallville/MK)

United at the End of the Path (BTVS/Smallville/MK/A lot) When two of Clark's deadliest enemies fuse together the imbalance could very well mean the end of all reality. A multiversal army of champions must stand together to oppose this ultimate threat.

You'll fade away (BTVS/Berserk) Bet verse. When Willow finds out Xander fought the senior partners before she goes to him for advice on the black thorn.

The Exchange Students (BTVS/Highschool of the Dead) After Angelus destroys their lives Buffy, Xander, and Willow choose to finish school in Japan.

Something Real (BTVS/Superman) Clark and Tara were betrayed by the people they loved most and find comfort in each other.

Pain of Life and the Will to Fight (BTVS/Puppet Master) Sequel to Puppet Master Dawnie. Buffy, Spike, and the Puppets must work together to stop Dawn from making a horrible mistake.

Along the Long Way (Superman/Terminator) OK so you're an alien in a nuclear family, so what's it say when you're the most normal of the bunch?

Ultimate Power (BTVS/Justice League/31 DoS) Xander didn't care if Harmony spilled red paint on it he was going as Superman for Halloween... seemed like a good idea at the time.

Days of Future Past (Smallville/Charmed) Sequel to Red Pride. Clark, Leo, and Cole run into a portal after Chris and Clark sees a future where him and his family are dead and it's not from magic. Meanwhile Prue, Piper Phoebe, and Paige have to figure out why the Charmed powers are seemingly dying in the present.

Ultimatum (BTVS/X-Men) If you're 90% Alien, does that count as a mutant?

_ 2.0 (BTVS/Gargoyles/Justice League) New city, new problems but not much different

The Roadtrip Chronicles (BTVS/X-overs) Xander and Faith roam the country after senior year.

Beau... Beast and the... other Beast (BTVS/Superman/31 DoS) For three years Xander thought he had the beast under control. A new blond in town is going to show him differently.

Two Against the World (Smallville/BTVS/Supernatural) Clark and Alicia make a break for it after being framed for Tim's murder by a sinister priest and his army of Druids.

Sparks (Angel/Smallville) Alicia left Clark in Vegas with Red K on. He woke up married to his partner in crime.

Tabula Rasa (Smallville/Arrow) Clark doesn't make it back to Jor El in time so the AI comes up with a much different form of punishment then making him human.

Homecoming (Smallville/Avengers) When Kara goes missing an exiled Clark Kent returns to Smallivlle to take the fight to Darkseid.

About A Week of Ultron (Smallville/Avengers Age of Ultron) Clark joins the Avengers to mop up what's left of HYDRA. They also must deal with the earth version of Braniac thanks to Tony

War of the Worlds (Smallville/Avengers) A mission leads Clark Kent and the Avengers to fight a threat from another world.

A Call to Arms (Smallville/CA : Civil War) A disastrous mission leads to an accords that could shatter the Avengers and the League in pieces.

The Burning Planet (Smallville/Avengers) Apokalips once again threatens Earth. Can Darkseid be stopped.

Fear the Gauntlet (Smallville/Avengers:Infinity War) Guess why I don't have a description.

The Dream War (A Nightmare on Elm Street) Thanks to modern technology Freddy has spent the past ten years slaughtering billions and shattered the lines between dreams and reality. Humanity's last hope lies in Alice and her son whom have one last chance to stop him.

The Cast Aways (Superman/Final Fantasy 7/B:TVS/Charmed/Berserk/Spider-Man/Guardians of the Galaxy/Arrow/Twilight) Faced with the destruction of all reality when General Zod is about to destroy Earth Prime Cid Highwind gathers an army of excess champions to stop him at any point in history he's vulnerable.

Chaos Unleashed (Star Wars) After a very undignified death. A celestial being decides to up end the line of fate by introducing chaos into the system in the form of Starkiller to the twilight of the Republic.

A Bird and Two Archers (Buffy/Arrow) Buffy adjusts to a new life with Xander and Willow being just as good as she is in a fight now. It's her dating life that's about to get a lot more complicated.

The Return (Smallville/Arrow)

Rage Against Time (Smallville/Arrow/Flash/Legends of Tomorrow) Rip takes the legends back to Star City in 2016 when the Time Masters declare an all out war on the city.

Innocence Lost (Arrow/X-Men) After five years lost on a deserted island Oliver Queen came home with one goal in mind to save his city. It's the elveven year old girl clung to him that no one was expecting.

Damaged Souls (Arrow) Thanks to the power of star 69 Oliver's time on the island gets a lot more complicated.

Weapon X-Man (Buffy/31 DoS) Buffy and Giles take in an amnesiac Xander.

Children of War (Superman/Underworld) Being the only combatant in the war that can eat. Kal the adopted son of Selene went for a slice of pizza that changes everything when a third army attacks.

And Finish the Fight (Halloween/Smallville)

Back to Start (Power Rangers) The Dino Thunders travel back in time to stop Zeltrax from killing thier mentor.

The Xeno Secret (Power Rangers/Avengers) Thought dead for nearly 20 years Psycho Red reemerges in the airport with the powers of all Red Rangers.

The Morbid Life of LK-520 (Buffy/Angel/MK) Angel was ready for everything, then the robot showed up.

Son of Kahn (Superman/Mortal Kombat) Kal El's ship is way off course and let's leave it at that

Fighting Spirit (Smallville/Mortal Kombat) It was supposed to be another day on the farm. Then the girl showed up. And then the dead showed up.

Picking Up the Pieces (Danny Phantom/Avengers) Danny Phantom has lost everything. To keep his word he doesn't movie in with Vlad and is instead taken in by an unknown Aunt or Uncle.

Student of Ice Series (Danny Phantom/Mortal Kombat) Danny starts Junior Year troubled by a choice he made over the Summer.

Hunter's Moon (Danny Phantom) Danny had one goal in mind since he was 4 years old. Find the ghost that destroyed his sister. At 16, it's going to get a whole lot easier.

The Time Dad did Acid (Hercules/Xena) Aphrodite has seen her father do some weird things. Often for the affection of a mortal. This easily surpasses all of them.

Revived Vendetta (Saint's Row/Danny Phantom) After years of peace a blood feud that rocked the living world and the ghost zone is about to reignite in the streets of Stilwater.

Creatures of the Night (Gargoyles/Buffy TVS) Dang lab, dang New York, dang church, Xander's going to have to grow up quick now.

Devil in the Details (Buffy/Mortal Kombat) Banished from Sunnydale by Buffy Xander makes a rather peaceful life for himself until Uncle Sam gets involved.

The Last of Us 2 Rewrite Watch it on youtube first if you're OK with the story then spend money on this piece of crap.

Pairings (Written after a couple PMs sent think I support certain couples I sure as hell don't.)

Angel

For:

Angel/Cordleia

Watching the characters grow from the shallow girl and the undead stalker from Buffy into the champions they became with their friendship was such a treat you just couldn't help but route for it to become more.

Gunn/Gwen

Seeing the two characters just actually having fun after the hell of season four was just nice. probably wouldn't last but would be nice to see.

Wes/Fred

Umm I can't describe it just watch it... preferably with soft tissues.

Wes/Lilah

Never would have thought since the premiere something like this would work. Leave it to a Whedon show to prove me wrong.

Against:

Conner/Cordelia

I don't care what the excuse is or how bad the world was. Finding out someone slept with someone they once wrapped up in a diaper should set off every red flag you have and cage them up to figure out what's wrong!

Faith/Angel

To this day the only reason I think Angel was able to save Faith was because he's the only one that didn't look at her for sex. They're pretty much their brother and sister figures as they should be.

Arrow

For:

Thea/Roy

Rich/Poor the actors made it work and told a very convincing story.

Diggle/Lyla

Can't say a thing about them.

Laurel/Tommy

If just to see Laurel let her hair down and Tommy grow up. It was fun to see how much they changed each other.

Oliver (Post Slade)/ Laurel(Black Canary)

While I couldn't stand these two in the past seeing the two people they became was a far more better fit. What could have been.

Sara/Nyssa

Sara humanizes Nyssa. Nyssa is so in love with her that she'd send her off to literally anyone else that would make her happier because that's what she wants. I love these two as a couple. Almost as much as the next one.

Oliver/Sara

This was a personal favorite of mine as they each helped each other grow and reenter to the world in a natural fit until Sara pulled the "I have to go now, my planet needs me." line for the thing below in against.

Oliver/Sara/Nyssa

One of only two threesomes I can get behind. It would fit into the image of Oliver Queen as a playboy. Sara clearly loved them both deeply to the point of leaving Oliver out of fear of corrupting him. I honestly think Oliver and Nyssa have better chemistry then most of Oliver's love interests.

Felicity/Ray

Two adorkable personalities. It was nice and unlike... the other one. Ray and Felicity would equally call each other out on their crap.

Against:

Malcolm/Anyone with a half decent soul

The man might have started off as a good person but it's safe to say that man is long gone. He saw the Abyss and just jumped and kept going. Manipulates everyone in his path even his own children and would gladly throw them under the bus for his own power. Merlyn doesn't deserve happiness. He pissed away every chance he had.

Oliver/Felicity

It was cute at first but now just... dear god just make it stop! They took my once favorite character and have me praying it's her in the grave. She's been shilled beyond redemption and I'm pretty sure Oliver's IQ has dropped to somewhere between 8-15 because of this crap. Unlike Ray, Felcity is never called out for her me attitude, her blatant hypocrisy, Yes Oliver lied over traumatic things but she lied because she wanted her Oliver. Worst part is she is continually portrayed by Diggle as salt of the earth good for Oliver when its about the same as The Huntress now. I can't even get into Laurel without my stomach curdling. I never thought a relationship between what used to be my two favorite characters would come this close to have me saying "* it I'm out on the whole show."

OK I'm Calling it TOD October 26 2017 9:58PM.

Batman

For:

Nightwing/Batgirl

Jason Todd/Harley Quinn

Both victims of the Joker both anti heroes looking from something decent in their lives.

If anyone can help me find this fic again please let me know. Harley consoles him after he saves her from Joker's latest attempt to kill her and it just grows to more with them bonding over what Joker did to them and constantly trolling Bruce. I forgot to favorite it, I can't remember the name and I can't find it now.

Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy

They work wonderfully and honestly it''s just nice to see two people happy in Gotham

Against:

Joker/Harley

You're not supposed to root for these two ever. The nicest thing I can say about Joker is he named a constellation of stars after her. And by that I mean he killed her quick and painlessly and turned her into a constellation of stars.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

For:

Willow/Oz

They just worked, not as good as later relationships but they worked, I can't describe it.

Willow/Tara

The two actresses made it work so good I was so into the story. I was starting to go against it in seaosn 6 but to my surprise and showing how much she's grown from her relationship with Willow, Tara stopped it herself and got it to a good place but the rules of a Whedon show.

1. Great actors

2. Strong Character Development

3. Joss Whedon's a dick.

Xander/Anya

The two just worked as a calming blissful influence on each other. Anya challenged him to grow. And he helped bring her into the world in his own way.

Xander/Cordelia

Definite proof that opposites can attract a love that was so real it took a real life spin off to kill it.

Xander/Faith

I was hoping for more from these two after the Zeppo. With how badly their home lives were and the way they act they're a natural fit. I want to see more of them.

Xander/Jenny

No one is more surprised to find this then me. But they work. The real challenge is finding a fic that doesn't bash Angel in the process or turn Buffy into a love sick neanderthal.

Buffy/Xander

Not early in the show but in season 7 the way they're living and essentially co parenting Dawn I was wondering if just having the two of them to themselves all summer pushed it into more and we're not going to find out till later. Hell watching it in a theater in college led to someone shouting 'kiss her you fool!' to the laughter of the entire theater.

Buffy/Tara

This is honestly the best Buffy pairing I've read. A calming influence compared to the madness of Buffy's live. Buffy does love the people she's with and Tara is generally the best traits of Angel, Spike, and Riley without none of the baggage. Hell just seeing the friendship they had in season 6 made me wanna see more.

Buffy/Willow/Xander

You can tell these three love each other and if it happened I swear like 90% of the Buffyverse drama would be gone. Willow has always loved Xander and grilled Satsu for questions about Buffy. Xander has always loved Willow and has been in love with Buffy since he met her. Season 8 shows never say never with Buffy because god know what will happen.

Against:

Giles/Any Scooby that's not Jenny.

You ever notice how Buffy and Dawn's dad ignore them. How Willow's dad ignores her. How you wish Xander's dad would ignore him. How Cordy's father is in jail. How Tara's dad would have just let her brother beat her and probably has already. Giles is the scoobies' collective father. So no, just no.

Buffy/Angel

While I actually would like to see them try later in life. When they did it just fell flat. Angel was a lovesick puppy. And when he saw the age difference he got crap from Willow and Giles did nothing. So I blame almost everyone except for Xander whom hated Angel more then anyone else. I blame both sides for that glorious car wreck.

Riley/Buffy

I honestly think Riley had more chemistry with Willow while trying to get with Buffy to the point I thought Riley would date Buffy a couple times then go to Willow until Tara showed up. He was bland and as it ended up teutonic who couldn't handle the fact Buffy was stronger then him just imagine how it would have gone with Willow. bad lead for a Buffy show.

Mortal Kombat

For:

Sub Zero (KL)/Sareena

Two peoples lives damaged by Quan Chi finding each other I wanted to see more of this after Armageddon. Especially with where they both were during the end of 9. But wasn't in the cards for X.

Against

Cage/Sonya

X confirmed it but I always knew they had nothing but defending the realm.

Takeda/Jaqui

I just hate the kombat kids they take away focus from their parents. Also they felt like a power ranger esque team. not something I wanted in Mortal Kombat.

Power Rangers

For:

Tommy/Kim

First ever Power Ranger Couple. Never felt like complete closure so it will always be held in high regard.

Tommy/Kat

Felt like it could have told a story to usurp the first pairing but everyone left the show.

Wes/Jen

Told such a story that it kept me watching when it was long after I stopped watching other teams. Second favorite Red Ranger and all time favorite pink. Hit all the right notes. And told a tragic story so powerful it made an actual show writer quit when they couldn't stay together.

Taylor/Eric

A couple of scenes in the crossover told a story you wanted more of but weren't getting.

Jason/Lauren

Take my favorite Ranger. pair him up with the best idea I've seen for a ranger, each with failures under their belt, add in the highlights of Wes and Jen and it kept me buying shattered grid wanting it to end differently then what I knew was coming.

Vesper/Eddie

This shouldn't have worked. But it did. Two very different people with very different issues. trying to break free of who they were. They are also the biggest part of what upsets me that the series ended on a cliffhanger.

Against

None

Smallville

For:

Lois/Clark (Pariah-Icarus)

It's Lois and Clark do I even have to say anything?

Chloe/Clark

I wanted this to happen in season 6. I thought it would and pretty sure it was supposed as they looked like a couple at the end of season 6 episode 2 but the showrunners had an unhealthy obsession with Lana they passed onto Clark.

Lois/Oliver

The two had something great and the reasoning for the break up makes sense at that point in time and the heartbreak came later when you saw Lois was ready for something like that just with Clark not Oliver. I honestly think these two would have been married if Clark wasn't around. What could have been.

Chloe/Oliver

It's the same as Lois/Oliver without the issues. Of course it worked

Clark/Alicia

She was his first love. When he was choking the sandman he didn't say "She did things to my body and you took her away from me." The actors were amazing and made me want more of this relationship to the point that to this day I'm still pissed they killed her off like they did. And Clark telling Lana he never loved her pisses me off.

Clark/Tess

I wanted to see it. In later seasons I wanted to see it more because of what they did to Lois and the reveal on Tess. My favorite SV pairing to read but sadly it's few and far between.

Clark/Lana

Fanfic only and I'm blaming LycoX for it.

Against:

Clark/Lana

Cute at first but dear god did it drag on too long thanks to the writer's shilling Lana and giving her things she shouldn't be able to do instantly at the age of 15. Watch an episode with commentary from the creators on the magic of Lana. You'll feel like you need a shower at the credits as bad as Kirsten Kreuk does. There's a reason once her contract was finished she bolted and never came back. Lana was a bland character and nothing worked about them. He loved the idea of Lana she loved whatever Clark was that week. The show shilled her so much they made Lois into a consolation prize.

Ironically this is from someone who loves comics Lana more then Lois.

Lois/Clark (Post Hawkman's death)

I don't know why but it just seemed like she stopped loving Clark and fell in love with the idea of Superman. To the point she won't even acknowledge Clark in the office in the distant finale unless they're sure no one's watching.