Spamberguesa
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Joined 09-01-14, id: 6068005, Profile Updated: 01-03-16
Author has written 10 stories for Portal, Lord of the Rings, X-Men: The Movie, and Hobbit.

I've written fan fiction for twenty years, but I've only recently got into posting it online. Ye Be Warned.

My books, which have loaned many characters to Ettelëa, can be found on my Archiveofourown profile: users/Spamberguesa/pseuds/Spamberguesa The first book is called The Curse of M, and the other four are up in the series list.

I also have a tumblr: spamberguesa.tumblr

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Blinded by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
Kinslaying is the greatest taboo to elves. Therefore, when Thranduil finds himself sentencing Tauriel for her crime of treason, he is not afraid for her life. The elves do not kill their own. Their punishments, however, are made to last for eternity. Past Kili/Tauriel with a lot of Tauriel and Thranduil re-learning how to get along.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 67,434 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Tauriel, Kíli] Elvenking Thranduil
Tales of Light and Ash by Cyrulan reviews
The hearts of Men are so easily corrupted. A single temptation is the gateway to ruin. The hearts of Men are so easily healed. A single kindness is the gateway to love. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,581 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Thranduil, OC]
The Hematic by Ohtze reviews
It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,300 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Glorfindel, OC] Sauron
Picking Up the Pieces by WriterandDaydreamer4218 reviews
SPOILERS for CW! After everything that's happened, the Avengers are anything but a team-and it seems like recovery efforts will be slow in coming. As Tony tries to come to terms with his parents' deaths, Steve leads what remains of his team into hiding, and Vision and Wanda learn to deal with their distractions, the team is faced with a question: can the family ever be fixed?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,029 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Vision
Broken Glass by Silver-crowned Valkyrie reviews
After more than 50 years in exile, Tauriel shows her face in Mirkwood. Long-suppressed feelings lurk between her and the Elvenking, but will they manage to overcome their grievances of the past or will they be led into ruin? Their choices will shape their fate. (slight AU, ThranduilxTauriel) - COMPLETE - Continues in sequel "Warring Hearts"
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,909 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 10/28/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel] Legolas - Complete
Downton Abbey & Zombies by The Yankee Countess reviews
What if the Zombie Apocalypse took place immediately following WWI? What if the poison gas used in WWI caused serious, biological repercussions, that brought the dead...back to life? What if the men and women of Downton Abbey, both upstairs and downstairs, had to unite to fight off a horde of flesh-eating monsters? Inspired by AMC's "The Walking Dead"
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 321,042 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 9/27/2012
Made From a Different Metal by CGKrows reviews
Tony Stark is many things. He's a billionaire, he's an immature genius-level playboy, he's the superhero Iron Man, and not to mention a guy who's into philanthropy. But things like that can change within the blink of an eye, especially when something explodes in your face. After all, the man's made from a different kind of metal than most would honestly expect... (BEING REVISED)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,157 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Aragorn, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Once Upon a Ring by Dreamsteel reviews
Emma, Mary-Margaret, David, Hook, Regina and Gold end up in Middle-Earth after they take the portal. Together, they must face their new adventures there and play their parts in the War of the Ring. But they still have to find Henry, and all the evidence points to the fact that Greg, Tamara and Henry are there as well... No Mary-Sues, as I usually shoot them on sight. Repeatedly.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 196,812 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Emma S.
The Elvenking and his Captain by TweetyBird18 reviews
Re-write of the scene in Desolation of Smaug. Rated M for a reason.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Tauriel, Elvenking Thranduil
Finding Neverland by WildwingSuz reviews
The Winchester brothers get a surprise in the forest while tracking a monster, and Mulder and Scully get an even larger one when they find themselves in a world full of supernatural beings.
Crossover - X-Files & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2014 - F. Mulder, D. Scully, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dead Ringers by Mad-Pac reviews
What if Ned the Pie Maker and Aaron Tyler could switch places on Halloween? In this story each character passes as his dead ringer in order to solve a mystery.
Crossover - Wonderfalls & Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
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Into the Woods reviews
A modern, Hobbit variation on the Scottish ballad "Tam Lin", and an AU of the Ettelëaverse. Lorna, newly come to her sister's little town, hears far too many stories of (and warnings about) the forest at the edge of her granny's land. Naturally, she has to investigate, but gets more than she bargained for in what - and who - she finds there.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,809 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, OC
The World I Have Known (Is Lost In Shadow) reviews
Everything has its consequences. Thranduil did not think this through.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,222 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
Athrú reviews
What happens when germs from modern Earth meet Middle-Earth? Thanks to the appearance of one Lorna Donovan, Dale and the Woodland Realm find out the hard way. Horrific as her circumstances are, they're still better than what Lorna left behind; she'll take what she can get, even if she starts out sicker than a dog. Features epidemics, snark, and eventual humor.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Elvenking Thranduil, OC, Tauriel
Auth uin i Ettelëai reviews
Translation: War of the Strangers. Sequel to Ettelëa. Millions of zombies are wandering Middle-Earth, darkness is on the way, Sauron potentially has a terrible new ally, and our assortment of strangers are trying like hell to keep up. There might, however, come a point where they no longer WANT to.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,413 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, OC] Galadriel, Bilbo B.
Possession reviews
Thranduil might have lost Legolas, but he will not lose Tauriel. No matter what he has to do to keep her.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,948 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
Úcenite reviews
Úcenite: translation, "not-seeing" Tauriel loses more than Kili in the Battle of the Five Armies: injury destroys her eyes. She must learn to live without her sight as well as without him - if she decides living is worth the effort. Thranduil is determined that she will.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,081 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Tauriel, Elvenking Thranduil, Bard, Balin
Ettelëa reviews
Translation: Stranger. Flying headfirst through a windshield is supposed to kill a person, not drop them in the creepiest forest in the entire bloody universe. Given what Lorna left behind her, however, she'll take giant spiders, incomprehensible strangers, and culture shock any day. Or, what was an attempt at a realistic GiME fic, until I added zombies.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 282,041 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, OC] Gandalf, Tauriel - Complete
Alternity reviews
Logan's not the only one who went back in time. Kitty, Rogue, Storm, and Blink have been tossed into the past as well, and will wreak havoc on the timeline - whether they want to or not. Crack with a plot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,058 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Logan/Wolverine, Rogue] Erik L./Magneto, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat
Lord of the Zombies reviews
Middle-Earth is ravaged by a continent-wide storm, which leaves the living dead in its wake. Thranduil's halls become destination number one for all who survive, whether the Elves like it or not. But Galadriel and Elrond know that it will be far from over even when they reach safety: whatever caused the storm, and the rise of the dead, was strong enough to topple Sauron himself.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,841 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Aragorn, Eowyn, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
Spirits reviews
Prompt: "Wheatley (any form will do) succeeds in killing Chell somehow. Unfortunately for him, the Chell came back- as a ghost. And now he can't ever get rid of her." Alternately, "Wheatley is an idiot, Chell is dead and pissed, and GLaDOS is still a potato."
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,952 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS