I feel like one of those dads who went to buy milk from the store for 19 years. How's it going, son/daughter?

Two days has passed since they finished Battle Tendency. And to say that they were so into it, is an understatement. Quoting random quotes from the show during class, posing, hamon breathing, re-enacting certain scenes while preparing the dance hall for the dance, with Yang trying to predict what Professor Port's next line only to fail miserably. (Also her still having a hard time moving on from Joseph)

Ruby saw Jaune sulking at his chair. "Hey Jaune, what's wrong?"

"It's... It's nothing." The blond claimed. "Is it... Cardin again? I told you, Pyrrha can help-" Ruby turned around to point at the girl she is talking about only to find the redhead depressed as well. "What's wrong with her?" Ruby asked. "I told you, its nothing." Jaune said.

"It doesn't look like its nothing."

"Okay! Its something that should not be spoken off! I... We, as a team, want to forget all about it."

"We were still torn up about the ending." Ren monotonously piped in.

"REN!" Jaune whined. Ruby said nothing and just stared at them.

. . .

"You're giving them the Battle Tendency tape?" Weiss asked. "Yeah. I mean, they already finished PB, they deserve to know what happens next." Ruby muttered. Yang tossed the object to her sister, to which she catched effortlessly.
"They are quite depressed about it. I'm sure they'll enjoy BT." Blake said as she scrolled through the newsfeed in her... Scroll.

"Okay, I'll cheer them up with this then!" Ruby said as she opened the door to run to Team JNPR's room.
"Tell the girls they're not allowed to have a crush on Joseph okay?!" Yang shouted.

The blonde collapsed to her bed, bored. "What are we gonna do now?" Weiss asked as she read one of her textbooks. "Well, they're gonna watch JoJo, maybe its time we start with Part 3?" Blake suggested. "Well, well! Aren't you a thirsty one?" Yang teased. "I-I don't know what you're talking about! Shut up! What is wrong with you?!" Blake got over defensive.
"I'M. HEARTBROKEN." Yang yelled.

Weiss groaned before taking it upon herself to play the next part.

The screen was black, before a grainy filter and the word's 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure' appeared on screen. An upside-down shot of the ocean faded into view along with the sounds of waves washing up against something.

"Guys, I'm back. They are all totally silent except for Nora and- YOU STARTED WITHOUT ME?!" Ruby shrieked. "Relax, you didn't miss that much, it just started." Weiss said reassuringly.

"I still see your shadows in my room-" Yang muttered.

The camera flipped, revealing a boat and the words '1983: The Canary Islands, Off the northwest African Coast.'

"Can't take back the love that I gave you-" Yang continued.

"Still! The act of starting without your leader is... Betrayal!" The leader huffed.

"Ruby, shut up." Weiss shushed.

"It's to the point where I love and I hate you, and I cannot change you so I must replace you, no. Easier said than done-"

"Yang, you shut up too, you been singing that ever since we finished Battle Tendency!" Weiss scolded. Yang went silent, then quietly hummed.

A crane was heard and the camera showed three men looking off the side of their boat as they pulled up something out of the ocean's depths. "W-We did it! We finally got it! It's been lost for a hundred years, but now the treasure is ours!" Barnacles were shown to be covering the object and covered a part of Dio's name as water ran down it in rivulets.

"Nothings there, get over it." Blake shrugged. "How did they know its a hundred years old?" Weiss asked.

Looking at it, there is no way Jonathon's swole body could have fit in that.

"All right, careful now!" One of the men used a crowbar to pull it in closer towards the ship as another watched. "Keep calm! Just bring it this way…"
"I got it! I got it!" They grabbed the ropes holding the box and pulled it up, "Up we go."

The team were alittle distressed, why would they show this if it's empty?

Weiss kept trying to convince herself that Jonathan and Dio died on that ship.

As the two men brought it on board, another operated the crane that had pulled it out of the ocean's depths. "Isn't it a bit long for a treasure chest?"

"Hey! You're lifting it up too high, you fuck!"

The team watched the scene wordlessly, not knowing what to make of it.

As it was finally placed on the ship, a wide shot showed the sun in the distance, beginning its descent below the horizon. "Okay, I'm setting it down! One, two, three!"
"Yes! Pry it open, quick!"
"Wait, how bizarre…" He did it, boys! He did it! He said it! "This box is locked from the inside."

"How did Erina locked that from the inside? Didn't she used it to get rescued? How did it sank anyways?" Blake asked.

This story is starting with a plothole please someone in the Reviews explain it for the girls.

The other man banged on it and waved him on. "Who gives a shit? Bust it open!"
"H-Hold on! There's something engraved here." The man scraped away at the barnacles using a knife, revealing the last letter of the vampiric menace's name. "D-I-O… Dio. Is it a name?"

"Dio BETTER NOT BE ALIVE." Ruby snarled. The thought alone boils RWBY's blood.

His two companions walked to his side, with one wiggling his fingers in frustration. "Do you think anyone gives a damn?! The sun is about to set! Once it gets dark, it'll be impossible to see how to get it open!"

"Yeah, good point!"

"Right, let me grab the blowtorch!"

"Get ready to say hello to treasure!"

The screen went black, and with a distant bang the narrator took over. "One day, an unmanned cruiser was sighted. The boat was in perfect working order, and there was no indication of an attack."

"They're dead. They are dead." Weiss just numbly raised and let her arm fell. "Ughhh..! I hope Dio isn't alive!" Yang groaned. "Maybe... Vampire Jonathan?" Ruby asked before shuddering

"NO." Weiss roared. "No, no. Jonathan won't get corrupted by the mask. I'm sure of it." Blake said.

As he spoke, the camera panned over the empty boat and down its halls. "However, the only signs of life on board were three half-full cups of coffee and an acetylene blowtorch. It had been used to open the steel box on deck." When the camera showed the empty coffin, one of the men's sunglasses lay beside it, as did goggles and the crowbar.
"The box was empty, but it is believed to have sheltered something inside its two compartments. Some believed it contained treasure, but after a few months, it was entirely forgotten."

"THEN WHAT IS THE THREAT?!" Ruby screamed.

The camera panned away from the coffin and dove underwater before the name of the part appeared in bold letters.

"We just have to watch, Ruby." Blake said as the team sat down the couch.

In unison.

Ruby Rose gripped the remote tightly, Weiss Schnee removed the pin on her side ponytail, Blake Belladonna placed a pillow on her lap, and Yang Xiao Long hugged her homemade Joseph Joestar bodypillow.

STARDUST CRUSADERS

"Kujo Jotaro."

The team's ears perked up.

"Seventeen years old."

"Same age as you..!" Ruby whispered to the annoyed Belladonna.

"Height: 195 centimeters."

"6'4 to 6'5... Blake, you are gonna get destroyed!" Yang teased causing her to glare at the blonde.

"His father is a Japanese jazz musician. He's currently on tour." As a man talked off-screen, a camera flew around a red and white tower, before closing in on a small building as the words '1987: Japan' appeared. A police officer was shown next, reading from a clipboard. "His mother is an American of British Italian descent."

"Joseph's daughter." Blake said with a smile, infuriating Yang.

The man looked to the side, and the woman he was speaking about was shown. Wearing a cream-colored blouse, she looked to be in her forties and had caramel blond hair. "That's him. Jotaro is my son."

"Aww, she is pretty." Ruby complimented.

"Apparently his friends at school took the 'Jo' from Kujo and the 'Jo' from Jotaro to nickname him Jojo," The second officer laughed. "What a riot!"

"As per tradition." Weiss crossed her arms with a smile.

"S-So… how many people did Jotaro kill?!" The woman shook her head, covering her ears as she let out a 'kyaa.' "Don't tell me! I don't want to hear it! No!"

"Well, she definitely inherited that from the mom..." Weiss muttered. "ME! I'M HER MOM." Yang proclaimed.

The first officer just watched her in confusion. "Uh, who told you he killed anyone?"

"Yeah, both of you are airheads." Blake snarked.

The second officer nodded, "He just got into a little scrap."

"Actually, the thugs he faced were armed with nunchucks and knives..." the cop said causing an Oooo from the team. "Not that impressive, but I guess it was supposed to be." Yang said.

"There were four of them, including a former boxer, and your son managed to break fifteen bones between them all!"

"I'm guessing this one is another rascal." Weiss said. "He sounds merciless." Ruby frowned.

"Their balls were crushed, and, eh… pardon my language… They were sent to the hospital."The officer began walking off-screen.

The team gulped, they were horrified at that additional information.
"Definitely merciless." The leader squeaked.

The second officer wagged his finger at the woman. "Ma'am, please make sure he learns his lesson!"

She nodded, her attitude having done a complete one-eighty from her horror earlier as she smiled brightly. "Okaaay!"

"Uhhh..." the team didn't know what to make of that sudden shift.

"But the real problem is what happened after. Could you copy this and pass it around?" The two cops talked.
"Yes sir."

Turning back to Jotaro's mother, he continued. "Your son is quite the oddball." The scene switched, and the officer opened a door that led into a cellblock.
"Well, anyway, please take him home."

"What? He's being released already?" The mom asked.

"Yeah, don't you want that?" Yang asked. Before shaking her head "I-I mean, don't you want my grandson to be released, sweetie?"

"Yang, she is not your daughter." Blake said. "LET ME HAVE THIS." she snarled.

"We can't keep him forever. By the way, ma'am, your Japanese is very good. How long have you lived in Japan?" The cop asked.
"Twenty years." She replied.

"Ah, no wonder. Good work." The officers saluted to another officer leaving the cellblock. "We've had our hands full lately. There's even a waiting list for our cells."

"I don't know how jails work, do they have waiting lists for cells? What if there are too many criminals, where do they hold them?" Ruby asked. "Winter told me something similar about it but I just can't put my finger." Weiss pondered.

"Your son is just up ahead."
Upon hearing that, Jotaro's mother began running forward.
"Whoa! Sweetie, be careful!" Yang said as her motherly instincts showed.

"Jotaro!" memories flashed by, shown as grainy, yellow clips. "Jotaro, throw the ball to mama!" The first was of a small child with messy hair catching a ball and smiling brightly as he prepared to throw it back. "Very good!"

"D'AWWWW, HE LOOKS CUTE!" Weiss cooed at the sight of Shotaro. "Look at his cheeks, they deserve to be pinched!" Ruby followed up, causing Blake to smile warmly.

"Do your best at the sports meet tomorrow!" The next showed the boy running along a track, chased by several others.
"Okay!" The boy cheerfully responded.

"Jotaro…" Blake mumbled under her breath quitely.

"We should celebrate. What would you like to eat today?" The last memory showed the boy more grown-up, wearing a school uniform, and placing the school's hat upon his head, smiling kindly at his mother. He didn't look all that muscular, but he was certainly taller than most.

"Damn, he grew up fast." Yang whistled. "He seems a bit thin, I find it weird." Weiss stated, she was so used to overly muscled male characters.

"Mom, all I want is to eat your cooking." The tall kind young man said.

"What a sweetheart! I bet he is gonna be like Jonathan!" Weiss said, way too excitedly. "Uhhh, he crushed four people's unmentionables..." Ruby reminded.

What a kind young man. He most certainly won't turn out to be an edgy, rough-mannered delinquent... Right?

"Jotaro… Jotaro... Jotaro!" More images went by of the boy, including one of him holding flowers and chocolate, before the screen went black…

"Damn, he looks like a crossbreed between Jonathan and Joseph." Yang muttered. "Yaoi..." Blake shyly mumbled.

Before coming back with a crash as Jotaro's glare filled the screen. "YAKAMASHI! You're damn annoying, shut the hell up, you bitch!"

The team's face fell.

Y: WHAT THE FUC-

What a wonderful first impression.

The screen showed him sitting in his cell, his school jacket open and a chain adorning its left shoulder as he held his cap, and significantly more buff than the woman's memories showed. The katakana for 'BAM!' impacted with the screen and the sounds dropped as his mother simply let out an, "Okay!"

"W-What the hell was that?!" Yang screamed. "Ughhh..." Weiss facepalmed, she couldn't have been anymore wrong. "He is... Rude!" Ruby stated the obvious. Blake was so perplexed but she was smitten when she saw his figure on the cell with that bad boy pose.

Episode 1: The Man Possessed by an Evil Spirit

"He's actually a very sweet child!" She turned around to assure the police officers behind her of this fact, before burying her face in her hands. "He's not capable of doing something so appalling!"

"I DOUBT IT." Ruby said. "Ughh, why does he have to be rude to his mom?!" Weiss groaned. "And why does she have to be this stupid?!" Yang dropped the motherly act.

As she spoke, Jotaro just turned over in his cot and one of the officers slammed his foot into the bars. "Hey! Don't fall asleep, Kujo! You're being released! Get out! What part of 'go home' do you not understand?!"

"Give up the tough guy act, pal! Being rude to your mom isn't intimidating at all!" Ruby snarled. "And his mom is so sweet too..." Weiss mumbled. "How dare him call my daughter a bitch?!" Yang huffed.

Jotaro looked at him with a steely gaze, before sighing as he got up. The officers gulped at his intimidating aura before Jotaro spoke up again. "Mom, go home. I'm going to be here for awhile."

"You deserve to get locked up for being disrespectful." Weiss scolds.

Seeing his mother's confusion he continued, "I've been possessed by an evil spirit. I don't know what he'll make me do next. Even during the fight it took all I had to stop it. So don't let me out of this cell for everyone's sake."

Now the team was confused once more. "S-So is he going to be a hamon user..?" Blake asked out loud.

Jotaro lay back down with what looked suspiciously like a radio laying next to him somehow, and the rounder officer rubbed his head in frustration. "For crying out loud… See what I'm talking about, Ma'am? We're trying to release him, but he refuses to leave. Forgive me for asking, but is your son all right upstairs?"

Blake found this a perfect time to get her vengeance against Yang's teasing from the start "Maybe he got hit during the fight and was concussed?"
"Shushup!" Yang hushed. "Shush up?" Ruby giggled.

He tapped his head in emphasis, and the taller officer sighed. "Come on! This isn't a hotel!"

Suddenly, three other prisoners ran forward and squeezed against the bars in clear fear. "Please, let us change cells!"
"He's not shitting you! PLEASE! HE IS POSSESSED!"
"LEMME OUT! FUUUUCK!"
"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AAAAAAAA-" They all barked in fear.

"Oh, now that's... Interesting?" Weiss said with uncertainty. "It sounds weird. I wonder what they're gonna fight now..." Ruby muttered. "SANTANA. PROBABLY SANTANA!" Yang called. "Whatever it is, it made the coffin Erina rode it's home and killed those guys from the beginning." Blake said.

"That's enough! Quiet down!" The tall officer grabbed his baton and whacked it against the bars of the cell in an attempt to quiet them down.

Jotaro suddenly stabbed a can with a pen near the base, making everyone look over in shock. He pulled the tab and began drinking from the hole because he's edgy and not like other guys or some shit. Seriously, Jotaro, is it really so hard to drink from the top like a normal human?

"W-What is that?" The cop asked, Jotaro glanced at him and tilted the can to show them that its a beer.

"Why is he shotgunning that can?" Yang asked. "Probably to emphasize that he is a baaaaad boooy! Ughh." Weiss groaned. "Definitely Blake's type." Ruby replied offhandedly as Blake's eye twitched.

"You've been locked up! How'd you get that in here?!"
Jotaro didn't answer and crushed the can as he finished it, causing the other prisoners to sprint to the opposite side of the cell in fear.

"There has to be a trick. Some sort of trick." Weiss muttered. "Ain't he hot, Blake? Ain't he?" Yang teased with a goofy smile. The faunus swatter her away "Get off me!"

"I told you but you're too far up your ass to listen, its the evil spirit." He tossed the can aside and a book began floating into the air, then into his hands as the radio began playing. "The evil spirit brings things to me."

Radio: Holy Diver! You've been down too long in the midnight sea-

"Eh?!" The team raised their eyebrows.

"H-He's listening to a boombox and reading Shonen Jump!" The cop commented.

"Shonen Jump..?" Blake asked with interest. "Probably an R rated comic." Yang snickered.

"H-How?! T-This is a problem! This is a huge problem!" The other replied.

Ruby thought about it for awhile... "It's not evil if it brings you those stuff!"
"Ruby, it crushed four people's unmentionables." Weiss reminded.

"Hold it!" Jotaro got up off of his cot and stepped forward. "This might not be enough to stop you from releasing me, given how dumb you guys are... But I'll show you what a terror my evil spirit can be." As he talked he removed his hat, which looked torn in the back.

"He's hot..!" Blake whispered. "I HEARD THAT!" Yang yelled with a grin. "H-HEARD WHAT, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING..!" Blake replied hastily.

The prisoners in his cell cringed back. "Just so you'll understand how dangerous it could be to let me out."
He reached out towards the bars before there was a flash of light and an odd sound effect as a blue colored, very muscular arm with a black fingerless glove, a gold bracelet, and gold-colored studs on the back of its hand.

"THAT IS NEW. THAT IS DEFINITELY NEW." Weiss yelled. "Hamon?" Ruby asked. "NO." Weiss said. "Maybe its legitimately an evil spirit." Yang muttered.

The hand reached through the bars, with Jotaro's mother following its movements in shock, before it grabbed the cop's gun from his holster. The cop watched, surprise clear on his face, as the arm brought the gun back and placed it in Jotaro's hand.

"M-My gun! How?!"
"W-We've got trouble!" The two cops panicked as the other inmates looked at Jotaro with fear.
Jotaro, displaying poor trigger discipline by keeping his finger on the trigger and pointing it at them, glared. "Well? Did you guys see my evil spirit just now?! Looks like you didn't. In that case…" He pulled back the hammer, causing the cylinder to rotate and ready it to fire as he placed it against his temple.

"J-Jotaro!" Blake yelled in concern. "What-what-what-WHAT'S HE DOING?!" Weiss panicked. "Relaaaax, that won't-" Yang was interrupted by her younger sister "Yang they don't have auras, like we do!"

("Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you the time I shot myself in the head to prove I'm not crazy?")

The room was filled with the 'click' of the gun, and Jotaro's mother watched him with wide eyes. "J-Jotaro!" Without hesitation he pulled the trigger, causing the gun to fire with a massive bang, the team flinched and everyone in the room to cry out, expecting to see his brains blasted out of his handsome edgy head.

Holly said nothing, instead gasping as she saw what had happened.

A Persona holding a harp had appeared after Jotaro fired the Evoker- shit, wrong franchise.

The bullet had stopped inches from Jotaro's head, smoke still rising from it as it was clenched between the index and thumb of the evil spirit's hand.
"OKAY, THERE IT IS AGAIN!" Weiss said as she pointed frantically at the hand. "What is that? What. The fuck. Is that? WHAT IS THAT." Yang asked repeatedly. "That was suspenseful.." Ruby comments as Blake sighed in relief.

Jotaro watched it, breathing heavily and sweating, before calming down. Showing that even he wasn't sure if that was completely safe.

As the camera moved, a figure was actually visible behind him, though hard to make out. Golden shoulder pad and a blue head with a golden headband and black flowing hair was all that was visible, Jotaro's body blocking the rest of the spirit.

"Its forming behind him..!" Weiss whispered. "This is getting quite spooky!" Yang giggled. "I forgot that JoJo is originally horror in it's base." Blake muttered. Ruby was leaning left and right, trying to get a glimpse of what the thing behind the hero is.

"There's someone behind me." He held the gun out, with the spirit mimicking him and holding out the fired bullet. "It seems to have possessed me recently, or something." He flipped the gun around to let the cops grab it by the handle. All as the spirit dropped the bullet, and let it clank against the floor.
"I'm not getting out unless I know what the hell is going on." Jotaro told them.

It made no sense for the team, there is simply no way hamon can do this, obviously. New powers maybe?

His mother, watching, began thinking to herself as a transparent image of her face floated along the screen, followed by Jotaro's. 'His grandpa, Joseph, had strange powers… but what's happening to my son?'

Yang suddely clapped "Yeah yeah yeah! You're right, sweetie! My husband has strange powers!"
"... I thought you were over him." RWB mumbled. "Who told you?" The blonde asked.

"Headcanon says Joseph probably entertained his kid with hamon, party tricks and stuff." Blake giggled.

The intermission screen appeared, but now it was different. It held a circular diagram, with the words Destructive Power, Speed, Range, Persistence, Precision, and Development Potential, and grades from E to A. Next to the diagram was a shadowy figure that looked similar to the humanoid that was behind Jotaro, and there were two sentences. One was 'Stand Name', though that only had question marks, and the other was 'Stand Master', which was answered with 'Jotaro Kujo'.
Team RWBY definitely recognized that this is something new, obviously.

The show returned at an airport, and several men were seen standing or sitting around before Jotaro's mother ran on screen. "Papa!" One of the men looked over, and she began jumping and waving her arms to attract his attention. "Over here, Papa! Over here!"

"She is a bit... Childish, I must say." Weiss said.

"Well, who would want to grow up? Being a kid is awesome! Less worries, less stress... Ahhh, I'd give anything just to be a little girl again..."

"Ruby, you're 15." Yang reminded her. "The youngest in our team." Blake adds.

Joseph Joestar.

"JOSEEEEPH!" Team RWBY screamed. "Ahhhh! He is still as handsome as the day I met him!" Yang squealed.

Though he looked slightly different than he had at the end of Part Two, was still recognizable, wearing a tan coat over a black turtleneck and a brown hat.
"Holly!" Joseph said with a warm smile but his demeanor changed as he motherfucking trampled some poor, probably Japanese, background character under the sheer mass of his large frame of pure muscle just by running forward "Get the fuck out of the way!"
And Jotaro's mother, whose name was now revealed as Holly, bound forward to meet him.

"Holly.. That's cute!" Ruby cooed. "Of course! I'm the one who chose the name! She was a healthy baby." Yang tapped her incredibly shredded abs. "You don't look like you gave birth." Blake snarked.

"Papa!" They embraced, Joseph laughing as he spun her around and she hugged his middle. "I'm so glad you came!"

"Waaaaaah! I miss dad!" Ruby fake wailed. Weiss can only stare at the screen in envy.

"If my only daughter needs my help, I can be anywhere in the world within 24 hours!" Somewhere in Morioh, a boy sneezed. Weiss just smiled sadly at Joseph's declaration, she felt like she really missed out on something. But she figured she won't be the person she was right now if it weren't for her crappy life back home.

"Where's Mama?"

"OVER HERE, BABY!" Yang yelled.

"She complained… But I told Suzie it was a business trip for Joestar Real Estate Agency." He let out his signature snicker, and Holly hugged him closer.

"Yeah, you see, I don't want Joseph outta my sight so I didn't like it when he told me he was leaving. But if he brought me along with him then the show is gonna be... R rated and I'm gonna spank some manners to my grandson." Yang boasted. "You're possessive... And gross." Weiss deadpanned. "You went bonkers or something." Ruby said. "Oh come on! Let me dream!" The blonde whined.

"Papa…"
"Holly… Holly… Hey, Holly! Get off me already!"
"No! It's been forever since you held me, Papa!" Holly pouted.

"Couldn't blame her." Yang shrugged.

"Look, you… You're a 45-year-old woman. How can you talk like that, what is wrong with you?" Joseph asked.
"Oh, now you've done it! I'm going to tickle you! Tickle, tickle, tickle… Take that and that!" As she began tickling his sides, Joseph jumped around. "Hey! Stop that! Oh! Ahahaha! HAHAHA- AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!" He let out a scream, as he waggled his fingers, before realizing the people around them were staring. "The hell are you wankers staring at?" The people dispersed, and Holly bent down to grab Joseph's suitcase.
"I'll take your bag…"

Ruby suddenly wheezed. "That was awkward and silly." Weiss muttered. "Well, its Joseph. Its a given that his life will never be normal." Blake answered. "Bizarre, heh? Eh?" Yang grinned.

"By the way, Holly, about Jotaro… You're certain he said 'evil spirit'?" Holly dropped the suitcase, beginning to cry. "Oh… my dear Jotaro! Yes. The policemen said they couldn't see it, but I clearly saw it."

"Sweetie don't cry! Mommy is watching!" Yang cooed.

Joseph walked around her and knelt, placing his hand on her back to calm her. "I saw a separate arm… and it grabbed the gun!" Joseph's eyes widened, and he lifted a finger.
"Others couldn't see it, but you could?"
"Yes…"
"So Jotaro says that he's been possessed recently, but nothing strange has happened to you?"

"Okay, this is getting really odd." Weiss said.
"Don't you mean, Biza-"
"Quiet, Yang!"

"Maybe, just maybe, the humans in tha universe have finally developed their Semblance." Blake pondered.

Ruby, Weiss and Yang looked at her and it was silent for a moment.
"Pfft- HAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT?!" The faunus asked in irritation as the three laughed at her lmao.

"No. But Jotaro says he won't leave the cell until he knows what's going on. What should I do, Papa?"
"There, there, my beloved daughter. I, Joseph Joestar, am here now, so there's nothing to worry about. Leave it to me." Joseph Joestar declared.

"Why in the world did Joseph had to say his full name, that is just weird!" Ruby pointed out.
"Don't you mean-"
"Yang, stop."

They began walking away, and Joseph snapped his fingers as he looked to someone off-screen.

"HEY BABY, oops, wrong part." Ruby joked.

The camera showed a man's lower torso sitting on a chair, clad in red and white robes, who followed after them. As they walked, the man's back was visible, along with his dark skin and black hair.

"Ohhh! Is this Smokey I see?" Yang asked. "Probably, he is very buff by the end of Part 2." Ruby supports her thought. "I second that." Weiss folded her arms.

"I don't think so..." Blake muttered.

"Why not? I bet he is." Yang said.
"Not every dark skinned person you see is Smokey, damnit." Blake groaned.

"First, I'd like to hurry and see my grandson, Jotaro!" Joseph declared.

The scene cut to a toy car being piloted around the cell by Jotaro, who was now surrounded by various nick nacks brought to him by the evil spirit. A barbell, a coffee table, some random assortment.

"How did he..." Weiss drifted off. "I think its kinda impressive that the spirit brought him those stuff." Blake said.

"H-How terrifying!" The rounder officer commented. "He's got more stuff again… and it's violent. There's something terrifying possessing him. I-If anyone outside found out about this, I'd lose my job in a heartbeat."

"Nevermind your job, how about your own safety?" Yang asked.

"Don't worry." Joseph walked up behind the man, looking into the cell. "I'll be taking my grandson home, thank you very much."

"TWO JOJOS IN ONE PART!" Ruby squealed. "Yeah... Yeah! I just realized that just now!" Weiss' face lightened up. "This is getting interesting." The faunus smiled.

Hearing this, Jotaro looked towards him. "Hey granddad."

"Hey, what the hell are you planning to do? I told you, you can't go in any further! Convince him from over here! it's dangerous!" The cop tried to get Jotaro on his side.

"It's fine. Move! Leave him to me." Joseph replied with confidence.

"Yeah! Do you know who you're talking to, pig? He is the legendary Joseph Joestar! Grandson of the mythical Jonathan Joestar! A member of the Joestar clan who saved the world from evil fucks!" Yang said. "I wonder what's the evil F this time though..." Ruby ponders.

"We can't be held responsible for this! Y-You…"
"Come now, you're in the way." As Joseph argued with the officer, Jotaro stood and walked forward. The camera cut back to show the incredibly buff and large Joseph fucking toss the two officers aside like they were goddamn paper.

"Pfft HAHAHA! What did you expect?!" Ruby laughed. "He looks a thrice the size of those officers, my gosh." Weiss said. "The Joestars are big boys." Yang said.

All while Holly ignored it like it was natural as she explained to Jotaro what was going on.
"Jotaro! It's your grandfather! I'm sure he'll be able to help you! Please come out with your grandfather!"

Both manly men walked towards the other, impressive heights, impressive stature. stopping once they were facing each other and Joseph pulled open.

"Get out. We're going home." Joseph said with a stern expression.
"Get lost." Jotaro replied.
"... I have candy." His grandfather smiled.

"Pffft." Ruby chuckled.

"Look, I didn't ask you to come here. Help me? What the hell can you do? Sorry you came all the way from New York, but there's no way you can help me." Jotaro flicked his hand and revealed a metal finger from Joseph's mechanical hand.

"Oh!" RWBY shrieked.

Joseph looked down in shock, realizing what had happened while Jotaro looked at the finger like a child inspecting a new toy. 'Th-The pinky from my artificial left hand! When was it torn off?'

"How did he- how did the evil spirit even..?" Weiss asked. "Joseph didn't even feel it!" Yang said. "Because its not his real hand, duh." Blake answered.

"You see? Do you get it now?" Jotaro turned away dismissively, flicking the pinky at Joseph for him to catch. "That's my evil spirit. Don't get too close to me, gramps. Or you'll just shorten what little life you have left." Jotaro walked away, the cell door closing on its own. For some reason.

"... He is a ruffian, in a totally different way than Joseph." Weiss mumbled. "And you're telling me he's 17? Didn't like Joseph thought toy clackers were a good idea against Wamuu at 19? And he never used them again." Yang said. "That Wired Beck guy sliced them off remember?" Blake reminds her. "That was the only time Lisa Lisa gets to fight too." Ruby muttered sadly.

Joseph watched him go, thinking. 'H-How can this be? I don't believe it… It was able to deceive me right off the bat… Yes… I know exactly what Jotaro's... Evil spirit is. But rather than explaining it with words, if he experiences the truth himself, he'll understand much better. No, he needs to physically understand, because of the dangers he'll experience in the future.'
He placed his pinky in his pocket, before snapping his fingers once more. "Avdol, you're up."

"See? NOT SMOKEY." Blake told the three. "Alright, alright! Sheesh, sorry Miss SJW!" Yang groaned.

The mysterious dark skinned man that had followed him from earlier stepped into the light. "This is my Egyptian friend I met three years ago, Avdol." More of his body was now revealed, such as the necklace he wore and his serious-looking face.

"What, is he like his bodyguard or something?" Ruby asked. "Pffft- did you really think Joseph needs a bodyguard?" Yang giggled. "Ya got me there!" The leader snickered.

Jotaro looked towards him, and Joseph motioned towards his grandson.
"Chase my grandson Jotaro out of this cell."
"Yes I am."

"Don't. He looks pretty strong, but do you really think I'd let someone chase me out of here just because you told him to do it? What is wrong with you, hell no. Now I'm just gonna be even more stubborn and want to leave even less." Jotaro crossed his arms, but rather than looking like a spoiled brat, he still looks intense as hell.

"He is 17 alright..." Weiss mumbled.

Avdol's serious demeanor didn't change. "I'll have to get a bit violent. But soon enough, he'll be so addled with pain, he'll be squealing-"
"That's fine." Joseph interrups him.

"I think Joseph was butthurt his grandson wrecked his pinky." Yang chuckled at the thought.

Holly looked shocked at Joseph's words. "Papa, what are you doing?"
"H-Hey, we can't have you-" the cops tried to protest.
"Yakamashi!" The buff old man yelled.
Both officers stood ramrod straight. "Yes sir!"

"They're weenies." Blake laughed, the leader laughed with her.

The focus now on Avdol, the screen became blurry as the man was surrounded by a red aura, and his theme Fire Shaman began.

Now things are getting interesting.
"HAMOOOOOOOON!" Ruby cheered as the rest got hyped.

The onlookers watched, not sure what was happening, before the red aura turned into flames and Avdol threw his arms forward, coalescing the flames into a humanoid bird-like creature.
It had the body of a red-colored muscular man, but its head was that of a phoenix-like avian with red feathers and a yellow beak. It's lower body was covered in flames, hiding what it may have looked like, with more flames emanating from its wrists. It let out a screech similar to a bird's, but it was just off enough to be unsettling.

"HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE BUFF CHICKEN!" Yang screamed. "THAT IS NOT HAMON AT ALL!" Ruby adds. "WHAT IS THAT, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE NAKED?!" Weiss screeched. "UGHHH!" Blake winced.

"The fuck." Jotaro looked shocked, "That's-!" Holly as well gasped, while Joseph smirked his smirk.

"That's right. Avdol also has a so-called 'Evil spirit.' An evil spirit that Avdol can control freely!" Joseph grinned.
"So that means that Avdol guy is evil..." Jotaro concludes.

There was a pause.

"... And that evil spirit's name is…" Joseph ignored his stupid statement as the spirit flew forward, fire being poured from its mouth as it screeched once more. "Magician's Red!" It danced in midair, before the flames along its wrists circled Jotaro's throat and arms, physically lifting him into the air and slamming him into the wall of his cell. Holly gasped, and Jotaro coughed.

"Oh gosh!" The leader screamed. "Flames?!" The faunus asked.

"I-It's hot! Fire..! I'm burning! My arms are burning! Wh-What is this evil spirit?" Jotaro grumbled.

"Quick! Weiss! Save my grandson and Blake's future groom!" Yang nudged the heiress in panic. "Stop it, you!"

The cops watched from a distance, and the rounder one shook his head, "Kujo's plastered himself against the wall and won't move, why though."
The taller one continued, "I don't get this at all… B-But isn't it getting sort of… How is it so hot?! That's insane! It's way too hot!" As his words confirmed that they couldn't see the spirits like Holly, Jotaro, Joseph, and Avdol could, the thermometer the cops were looking at swiftly rose along with the heat of the flames.

"They can't see the flames?" Blake asked. "HOW CAN THEY MISS THAT MUSCLE PHOENIX!?" Ruby suddenly shouted.

Back in the cell, Magician's Red grabbed Jotaro by the shoulders and brought him forward, only for Jotaro to grit his teeth and snarl.

"Is it gonna bite him?!" Yang asked.

Suddenly, a face appeared superimposed over Jotaro's. It was colored purple, just like its arms, with its eyes a similar shade. It flexed its body, throwing Magician's Red away, and freeing Jotaro.
"OOOOOOOAAAAA!" it yelled as it broke free from the buff phoenix man's clutches.

"OOOOH! There it is! It's finally shown itself! And that fact that it's so clearly visible means it's very powerful." Joseph grinned.

"JOTARO'S EVIL SPIRIT!" Team RWBY screamed.

A purple aura now surrounded Jotaro, as the spirit manifested behind him. Its body was now visible as well, with elbow guards and a red scarf around its neck, plus yellow lines running along its biceps, chest, and abs. Its body and muscle size seemed to be larger than Jotaro as well, nearing Jonathon's physique level.

The team blushed at the musculature. "He is as buff as daddy Jonathan!" Yang fanned herself. "Stop calling him daddy!" Weiss snarled. "It's like a crossbreed between Bruford and a Pillar Man!" Ruby said. Meanwhile Blake was fixated on it's face. It looks like a wild version of Jotaro himself.

"Teme…" Jotaro waved his hand, and with a cry of 'ORA!' the spirit snapped its arms forward as it phased through the cell bars and grabbed Magician's Red's throat.
"Nggggk?!" At the same time, Avdol choked, bending backward slightly as flames flowed through the air around them. On his neck, clear handprints were visible, in the same shape that the spirit's hands were in as it continued to throttle Magician's Red. "I can't believe he's able to make it manifest this clearly!"

"Wait, so the host can feel whatever the spirit is feeling?" Yang asked. "I think so." The heiress replied.

"I'm surprised you have an evil spirit, too. And grandpa, the identity of the evil spirit…" Jotaro continued to point forward in his signature pose as he casually talked with his grandfather while the Egyptian guy was getting strangled the fuck out of his wits.

Get blue balled lmao Im evil. :)

I just want to leave it in a cliffhanger for now and what better way to end it than have Avdol get choked out, but the next one will come shortly.