Hi, I'm FTTN! I'm part of way too many fandoms, and I'll get around to adding a list eventually.

If anyone plays Fate/Grand Order (NA), feel free to add me as a friend! (My ID is 540, 904, 230)

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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"We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on, that's who we really are"- Sirius Black

"Happiness can be found in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light"- Albus Dumbledore

"We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."- Albus Dumbledore

"It is our choices that show us as what we truly are far more than our abilites." -Albus Dumbledore

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - Sirius Black

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."- Albus Dumbledore

"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be." - Albus Dumbledore

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love."- Albus Dumbledore

"Words, in my humble opinion, are the most inexhaustible source of magic we have."- Albus Dumbledore

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."- Albus Dumbledore

"The stories we love best live in us forever."- J.K.Rowling

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies but just as much to stand up to our friends."- Albus Dumbledore

"It is important to remember we all have magic inside of us."- J.K. Rowling

"Be the change you want to see in the world."- Mahatma Gandhi

"Try not to become a man off success but rather a man of value."- Albert Einstein

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."- Albert Einstein

"It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you down, it's the pebble in your shoe."- Muhammad Ali

"Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love."- Emma Watson

"Creativity is contagious. Pass it on."- Albert Einstein

"There is no friend as loyal as a book."- Ernest Hemingway

"Books are a uniquely portable magic."- Stephen King

"I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book."- J.K. Rowling

"All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them."- Walt Disney

"Not all those who wander are lost."- J.R.R. Tolkien

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."- Gandalf

"Even the smallest person can change the course of history."- J.R.R. Tolkien

"It is useless to meet revenge with revenge. It solves nothing."- Frodo Baggins

"Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised."- Aragorn

"Few can forsee wither their road will lead them till they come to its end."- Legolas

"I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."- Alice in Wonderland

"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."- Roald Dahl

"Every adventure requires a first step."- Cheshire Cat

"Imagination is the only weapon in war against reality."- Cheshire Cat

"Courage is the one thing no one can take away from you."- Land of Stories

"It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of one's followers."- Remus Lupin

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."- Luna Lovegood

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In this house,

We solemnly swear

We are up to no good

Because we are members of Dumbledore's army

As brave as Gryffindor

As intelligent as Ravenclaw

As loyal as Hufflepuff

As cunning as Slytherin and

Together we have something worth fighting for

We have become the masters

of all the Deathly Hallows

We know the answers can be found on page 394

We remember that happiness can be found

Even in the darkest of times because

In this house we ALWAYS do

Harry Potter

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go.