Jaune Arc woke up in his hotel room. His head hurt, he was cuddling with Miss Goodwitch, and he…. wait a minute. What! Why was he cuddling with Glynda? Why do they have wedding rings on their hands? What happened last night? (Coverart by KegiSpringfield)

Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.

Emerald had a long list of things that were dumb. It included, but was not limited to, Huntsmen, Beacon, and Jaune for being obsessed with the first two. And here she was, trying to help him achieve his dumb dream. Guess that made her dumb too.

The sequel to XCOM: RWBY Within. Teams RWBY and JNPR return to Remnant in time for the Vytal Festival. They're relieved to finally have their lives get back to normal after nine months on war-torn Earth, but is the life of a huntsman ever truly normal?

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat. STATUS: DISCONTINUED

Due to certain circumstances, Team RWBY had started vlogging. Yeah that's pretty much the description of this mini series. It's a slight AU of the original story. Labeled complete because the chapters aren't continuous, and if I were to end it I'll announce. Freezerburn and Ladybug main ships.

Jaune Arc succumbed to an explosion that was a mixture of feline DNA and Dust—Nora's fault—and it ended up turning him into an extinct Faunus. News traveled fast of the newly created Faunus, the Saber-Tooth Cat. The Faunus community and The White Fang were undoubtedly shaken up, none more than Sienna Khan and Blake Belladonna. One wanted to recruit him. The other wanted to help.

Yang just wanted to be a better friend to Jaune and help cheer him up, but one thing led to another. That one night together was all it took for them to see a different side of each other. Sides seldom seen... but they're still just friends. Yang is definitely not noticing the dork more and Jaune is certainly not falling for another girl. It's just some clean release. Nothing more.

After a drunken night of mistakes the entire cast of RWBY finds themselves in trouble, but none worse than the blonde knight. Jaune has accidentally got Ruby pregnant. He has survived the Beacon entrance exam, grimm, but nothing could preparing him for this. Jaune will have to survive the wrath of Taiyang, Qrow, and worst of all, Yang…

Winter: You want to be a player and not a piece? Start thinking like one. Being mean isn't enough, you have to use your head. You need to fight smart. Art courtesy of CHE3ZY.

A one-shot about Weiss trying to take her own life. Warning: Suicide trigger, if you do not react well to suicide, please consider skipping this. Implied Whiterose. Rated T for suicide theme.

It didn't take long for Weiss Schnee to be sick of Jaune Arc's constant attempts at courting her, but when the young blond approaches her regarding something other than a date, what does this mean for the Schnee heiress? A tale of an unlikely friendship, and an even less likely romance. White Knight.

"You can go home when the tank says you can."

One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?

She was a monster. He was most definitely something else...they made it work. A series of one-shots based on 'A Monster's Marriage.'

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?

Jaune reflects on the similarities between fighting and other...intimate affairs. Now with art from the talented Perfilles-studio!

Even the mightiest of dragons has a few soft spots here and there.

In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.

Weiss realizes all of her regrets that lost her the one she loved most. Jaune Arc

Qrow: Kid you're not fast, not strong, and ain't got no semblance. So we're going to make you mean.

With the CCT down, people have to communicate the old fashioned way, letters. Featuring the cast of Fighting Mean...get it? It's a play on...never mind.

After a freak accident during the Breach, Blake finds herself facing the impossible: her semblance has been altered into something calling itself The Gamer. With levels, quests and bosses to master, she has little recourse but to enlist the aid of the school's resident gaming expert, Jaune Arc. Will Blake be able to take on fearsome odds and the mantle of The Gamer Girl?

RWBY, but Jaune has the ability to roll for "random crits" at will. One-shot, maybe. Due to popular demand and the fact that i now have a whole bunch of ideas, this will be a collection of shorts that won't necessarily be in chronological order.

Following the battle for Haven, Jaune and Weiss have a talk about the past. The present. The future. About where they stand now as friends. About how in spite of their rocky start, there's no reason they can't understand and care for one another. Spoilers for episodes 13-14 of volume 5 inside.

Specialist Weiss Schnee had seen many things go from bad to worse during her stint in the Atlesian military. From a minor flub of a rehearsed line while undercover, to compromising an entire team of fellow soldiers - pretty much every goof-up under the sun. She desperately hoped that this was not one of those times.

There is an art to making the perfect paper butterfly.

Weiss was unable to escape her father. Fearing the worst and wanting to control her future she marries General Ironwood to regain her freedom. It was not meant to be a marriage of love, yet she slowly finds herself falling for him while they both keep their marriage a secret from the outside world, planning to come forward once peace has been restored. One-shots Ironweiss

A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.

Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...

An aristocrat's daughter, born unable to make her own choices. A street rat Faunus who's lived her whole life without freedom. One night they meet. And then another. And another. Growing closer together, they break free from the chains. Together they run. And they don't look back.

Blake doesn't seem to be in the Dustmas spirit. Jaune doesn't appreciate this. Also, please kill me for ever using such a stupid title. I couldn't think of anything but that terrible, terrible joke.

It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from? Cover art by Gabecebro.

Unable to move forward, Yang receives support from an unexpected visitor.

COMPLETE. Jaune takes a page out of Qrow's book, "Dealing With Your Problems." When that leads to an unexpected confrontation, Jaune is suddenly struck with an idea: give Destiny the middle finger. Fighting against himself and his friends, Jaune prepares to make a great sacrifice and tosses his hat into a very dangerous ring. Luck, or someone else, at least, is on his side.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Yang knew better than to look for love in a bar. She was neither foolish nor naive. But when a chance encounter leads to a meeting with a mysterious dancer that has her heart racing, it can be hard to resist. For Jaune, the life he wanted was that of a hero, but such a life required training and the money to pay for it. What is a man to do, but make use of the few talents he has.

In hindsight, this was somehow entirely Ruby and Nora's fault. How was Jaune Arc supposed to know that Crocea Mors was actually an embodiment of some woman's soul from the past? Not to mention her and subtly were miles apart on, even on a good day. He's too young to be married. She didn't quite agree. Ozpin certainly dropped the ball. And everyone else was just lost in the shuffle.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

After a blackout caused by the testing of Nora's new Dust Enhanced Goofy-Good Delicious Pancakes—her words—Jaune, Ren, Sun, and Neptune wake up in a worn down, abandoned apartment complex with no memories on how they got there. Now they need to get back to Vale while fighting off the gruesome aftereffects of Nora's concoction, both figuratively and literally. Post Silver Ch 17.

The Reapers are terrifying, single minded, and utterly ruthless killing machines. What happens when they meet the man that is described the same way when he misses his morning cup of coffee?

Devastated by her imprisonment by her own father, Weiss Schnee takes time to remember how she got here, and what kept her going all this time. Sometimes, all you need is a little courage. And sometimes, all that courage needs is something worth fighting for. One-shot, solo-focus. Light shipping.

Jaune has made it into Beacon and now finds himself the leader of his own team; JSPR. Dark events lie in store at the hands of team CRME, can Jaune and his friends stop them? And how will the hapless knight react when two of his own team emerge as contenders for his affections? Cover art by the talented; Demonswolvesandpianos

Jaune had accepted that Pyrrha was dead. But when a red-furred, green eyed Grimm saves his life and reveals itself to have Pyrrha's soul and memories, Jaune decides he's going to do whatever it takes to restore his partner's humanity.

A bunch of random short things for Singles Awareness Day. This is also where I pick on Jaune.

Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

A oneshot combining Team JNPR and a story of antics from Battlefield Friends. Contains explosions and awesomeness!

To really get to know someone, you must first walk a mile in their shoes, take a look through their eyes… or at the very least, share a cup of coffee. (collaboration with TheShadowKittyCat)

Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]

Arkos in 24 vignettes. ("From a friend.") Minor spoilers for Vol 4, Episode 1.

The moment has come. The champions have come to cast out the darkness plaguing Remnant and after confronting the corrupted fall maiden a tired knight reflects on what is, what could be, and what is to come in his final moments. One shot. Disclaimer inside. Reviews welcome.

Jaune has a hobby most people would find strange or frown upon. Unfortunately the poor boy can't help himself, he was born to do what he does. They do say that the pen is mightier than the sword. Watch antics unfold as Jaune tries to keep his guilty pleasure away from his friends. Especially Blake.

God damnit, Monty.

This wasn't how the story was supposed to go. [Spoilers for V3 Eps 9-12] Ruby's POV. One-shot. Enjoy!

On a cliff sits a lonely grave, with four simple words engraved in it. But their meaning is far less serious, and far more personal than Ruby expected. Her father explains its true meaning, both sad and joyous. Thus Kindly I Scatter.

He raises his glass with a chuckle. "To the future, the past, and the only man I'd want by my side to witness both." Oobleck smiles and slowly raises his own glass, letting it clink onto Port's in a firm manner he'd assume Port would enjoy. "And, to many more years of the same."

After a chance encounter, Coco finds herself involved with everyone's favorite goofy blonde. Is this the start of an interesting friendship, or maybe something more.

What happens when Jaune starts to think and drags Ren alongside with him. Bromace but no homo. Now Two-shot

Vale is under siege, Team Ranger is on the move and students are still missing. Just another day for James I suppose.

Sequel to The Dance After Jaune's more or less successful attempt to spread the love during the Beacon Dance, what comes next? Well, how about the "innocent" Ruby growing more interested in the relationship between him and Weiss? How about Cardin adapting to life as a not-bully? How about more fluff? One part redemption fic, one part fluffy ship fodder, one part T for language.

A strange anomaly causes the members of Team RWBY to find themselves in the midst of Earth's full-scale alien invasion with no way of returning to Remnant.

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

The days leading up to Ruby's leave were hectic. Planning, sneaking and convincing an over protective blond is more work than one would assume.

Jaune Arc thinks about the past and future of his team involving a certain scythe wielder.

Summer was finally here, and for Jaune and Yang it meant only one thing; they could finally meet again.

A collection of one-off short chapters that focus on minor events throughout the storyline of XCOM: RWBY Within. Written for my own entertainment and to keep my writing skills sharp while I prepare for the eventual sequel to RWBY Within.

Team Juniper and team RWBY fights for control of a boxed canyon in a remote place of the galaxy. Mostly dialogue and sheer insanity.

A few years have passed since The Fall of Beacon and the school has reopened. Many former students have returned and brought with them reminders of the past.

Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)

James Vega had dreamed about Rennah Shepard for years and always hoped to meet her, but when he's tasked with keeping her safe on Earth he gets more than he bargained for; she's argumentative, stubborn and sexy as sin. Joining the crew of the Normandy, fighting the Reapers and falling in love was never part of the plan... (Vega/FemShep - Rated M for a reason)

As is a leader's responsibility, Jaune takes it upon himself to send a letter to Pyrrha's family. Major spoilers for RWBY Volume 3. Rating will increase if deemed appropriate as per reader response. Two-shot. Arkos.

The beginning to a collection of stories I'll write about the RWBY universe. Book 1 Jaune finds out that Blake is a faunus, and from that day on his life is going to be a bit different. Going to be a bit OOC for some people.

Yang wonders how the average Hunter can be so attractive.

Set just after the end of Volume 3 this is about how Jaune deals with the events that happened.

What if our two favorite blondes had met before? Omakes by Gilgamesh The King of Heroes

Cats have always been known to give little gifts to their loved ones. Yang knows that fact, but yet, she doesn't. A little bit of bittersweet Bumblebee post season 3.

Ren means to go on a long trip. He doesn't expect to return.

Pyrrha really should have listened to her mother about that whole 'Marrying an Arc is a Curse' thing... (Part of Conflagration - Parody of the 12 Labors of Heracles) Shameless ARKOS!

Jaune and Ren needed some extra cash for a hit new game that came out recently. They were walking through Vale for part time jobs that fit their schedule when they found an ad for a modelling thing. It was one day only and the amount of money paid was more than enough for the game so they took a shot. The theme turned out to be "bad boys". (Based on picture by CSLucaris) [One-shot]

Blake swore when she died she would confess her love to Jaune. Now she has a chance. ONE-SHOT KnightShade based epilogue for A Knight's Final Fight.

She rolled up her sleeves, exposing her pale forearms, covered in thin white lines. 'You think I got these marks in the military? I got them from protecting my sister because she didn't wear a necklace that he bought for her.' She shook her head and turned away. 'I've never been faced with an adversary that frightened me half as much as my father.' Qrowin, post Volume 3.

Yang has a new arm. Her new arm has new attachments and widgets. Which Team RWBY will find out about soon enough.

This RWBY One-Shot takes place during the later events of the Volume 3 Finale. Jaune, suffering in the aftermath of a tragic loss, is visited by his friend's uncle, Qrow - a veteran Huntsman who has been through the same struggles that Jaune is going through. Here, the old man attempts to break through to the young warrior, and enlist his help.

James has always been a fighter more than a lover, and dating the most desirable woman in Atlas has him worried that their lack of physical contact will drive her away. So, he goes to the biggest (and only) womanizer he knows for romantic advice. Qrow Branwen. Happy Valentine's Day! [Complete]

Jack always hated Miranda. Everyone knew that. And the feeling was mutual... right? Or maybe their constant spats weren't fueled by rage, but something else. Mid-canon Jack/Miranda

Cardin has been following Velvet into the student gardens to try and apologize to her, but he can never get up the courage to do it. One day, Velvet doesn't show up.

Qrow reveals the source of his high-functioning alcoholism. Team RWBY is generally disgusted.

Who's Ozpin chosen Guardian?

A tweet, a squeak, a gentle hum, to the babbling brook the two do come, to drink to health and be merry for the smiles that their lives will carry. (Sequel to "The Cardinal and the Hare" and "Hop Until You Fly", Midquel to "Subversion"). [Cover Image: "Cardin Winchester" by makeupaname on DeviantArt]

Qrow Branwen and Winter Schnee knew each before. This shows us where from.

Just sit there.

Pyrrha would be lying if she said she never dreamed of having a family with Jaune. She just didn't expect to be parenting a dragon-girl with him while at Beacon and with an old legend forcing him to find a bride by month's end to avoid the end of the world!

Jaune goes into Vale to go shopping. Yang goes along out of boredom- and gets a bit more up close and personal with his parents than she intended when she gets involved in the runaway's family reunion.

An alternate twist to the days before the Beacon dance. Can Jaune find a way to spread a little more love and get his feelings across? Not ArKos. Some Cardin redemption. Rated T for language and whatnot. Somewhat OOC.

Help can come in many forms.

That's the color you get when you mix white and red.

After a successful mission, Pyrrha wake up changed. Now she need to adapt to a new life, while her valiant knight and precious friends help her to adapt on her new situation.

What does it take to be a hero? What must one give up in order to defend others? What does one gain? What if you don't have the same advantages as everyone else? Jaune will have to find out whether he wants to or not. Jaune/Weiss.

"I was just looking to get a date. Was that so much to ask? Apparently so because the girl I wound up getting a date with wasn't even a real person. I only found that out too late, now I'm already involved. Oh well, I suppose as the saying goes: In for a penny, in for a pound." First-person: Jaune. Two-shot.

Cardin hates Faunus and Velvet's feelings for him are mutual but when they are forced into a life or death situation will something more come out of it? They better find out fast because they can't wait for time to tell.

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

Weiss never expected to take inspiration from one of Jaune's off-handed comments, but here she was, setting up an adventuring business to rival her father's despicable empire! However, while things seem to be going smoothly at first, events soon spiral out of control as a rival business begins taking the matter of competition into their own hands. Sequel to In A Grimm Manor.

"Shepard, sweetie, love of my life...Tell me you didn't." But she did. And Shepard doesn't quite know just how to tell him after all these years. You see, no one's ever been better at bottle-shooting than her, not even Archangel. [T for language]

Those wild nights are the one's we'll always remember. But all comes to pass, and life goes on. Series of one-shots in the Infinite Playlist Universe. - DISCONTINUED

The search for a famously elusive band brings two music lovers together in what might be the most eventful night of their lives. Based somewhat loosely off of Nick and Norah's infinite playlist. [Infinite Playlist AU]

College isn't cheap; especially when you're learning how to save the world. Jaune Arc knows he's going to need some extra cash to make it through his second year at Beacon, so when a new coffee shop opens up in Vale, he jumps on the opportunity. Working under a powerful information broker though, he quickly learns there are easier ways to make money than making java.

We're in the background. We are the back up. We're called the calvary. Team JNPR. No crazy adventures, no lifetime journeys, and no saving the world. We really don't do anything exciting unless it has to do with pancakes, or Nora's hammer. They both usually coincide really...

Agent Pyrrha Nikos of the Sanctum Special Forces is informed of her latest mission: to infiltrate Beacon and confirm a report regarding one of the students entering this year. Could he really be a member of that family? It's down to her to find out.

The story that was never told, Jaune Arc and Blake Belladonna's childhood friendship! Read the rise and fall of a memory. More Tawny coming soon! Spaced out version updated so it's easier to ready :-)

Through an unfortunate accident, Jaune ends up damaging Weiss' precious sword, Myrtenaster. In his infinite wisdom, Jaune offers to pay her back however he can, somehow getting roped into a trip to find the mysterious haunted manor hidden deep within the Emerald Forest. Will the two 'friends' make it back unharmed, if at all? Light Arkos shipping.

If I am ever elected Supreme Chancellor of the Senate, I will decree that all Jedi must demonstrate an emotion at least once a year.

A slip of tongue and two eavesdropping ears, a late-night confession and two embarrassed youngsters, here we have all the element assembled to create a perfect scene for the start of a new love…or is it? Isara Guntherx Kreis Czherny

Erza told him to make things clear. He just didn't expect it to be so damn difficult. Gruvia. Gray-centric.

A gruvia three-shot. Juvia had had enough. Sure she loved him, stalked him, fantasized about him, fought against dangerous love rivals for him, got ripped off buying love potions with so many 0's, that she'd given up counting. But everyone has a limit. And she had reached hers. Plus there's a OOC Lyon there too. "Juvia, MY LOOVEE!" Go ahead, give it a shot!

Karl was never the bravest person in the world, but when his fiance Lynn is missing, he will do anything in order to find her. Even join the Gallian Militia.

Catherine O'Hara has secluded herself in the mountains, away from her old friends. Oscar & Emile seek her out and find themselves dealing with not just the sorrows of her past, but also a vengeful Imp Captain with a grudge against Squad 7...

Marina Wulfstan has ended her life as a sniper for the Gallian Milita and is now spending her life hunting out in Kloden,one day however, one hunting trip ended up changing her life for the better.

After finding out everyone in the guild has got a special someone with them, Gray sets out on a mission to find the right girl for him. Little did he know, he was doomed to fail from the start. - GrayxErza, Grayza