Well there wasn't enough space to right this in the summary but I think I ought to mention this This is my first ever fanfic!
so well...be kind with your reviews?

I dunno, i'm just wasting your time

READ ON!

Juvia had had enough. Sure she loved him, stalked him, fantasized about him, fought against dangerous love rivals for him, got ripped off buying love potions with so many 0's, that she'd given up counting. But everyone has a limit. And she had reached hers. She watched as Gray entered the guild. Her natural instincts told her to go and stand next to him, or sit beside him, or basically do anything with him in the picture. She almost did take a step forward.

But Juvia had had enough.

So, she did the most natural thing. She went and sat down next to Natsu. That caused a much more dramatic effect than expected. Many people stopped what they were doing, and turned to look at her. Raised eyebrows. Curious glances. Narrowed eyes. Juvia wanted to melt in a puddle right then and there which, amazingly, was quite possible for her. But she stayed strong. Partly because she knew Gray sam-, Gray was looking at her. She didn't know how, she just did. Finally, after giving her a slightly confused look, Natsu returned to his old goofy self and started talking to her. And, just as dramatically, everything went back to normal. Juvia heaved a sigh of relief.

Meanwhile, not so far away, Gray watched. It was DEFINITELY weird. Gray was not used to being ignored and never from JUVIA, who practically worshipped him. Gray indulged himself in a somewhat arrogant smile. It's not that he approved of her behavior, it's just that he liked being appreciated.

Or as normal people would call it, it inflated his already-quite-large ego.

But that was what normally happened. Normally she would come and sit with him. Normally she would stalk him. Normally she would not even look twice at Natsu. Ok so maybe that was not entirely true. But this situation was still NOT NORMAL. And for some reason it irritated him. And that too Natsu of all people, his grudging friend/ sworn rival. The one he was ALWAYS competitive with. The one that would irritate him the most. And Juvia had to go to HIM.

Suddenly, it all made sense. This was just another of Juvia's schemes! She was trying to make him JEALOUS. He scoffed. He didn't believe that she actually thought he would fall for that. Suurre, he would see Juvia with Natsu, and get jealous and realize feelings for her he never knew he had. What is this? Some kind of corny, completely predictable gruvia fanfiction?

Except it was. Made by a completely unoriginal author, by the way.

Juvia glanced back at Grey one more time, then back at Natsu. And sure enough, he was still talking. She rolled her eyes. She wondered where he got the capacity to talk so much. Suddenly, the guild doors burst open, and who should be standing there but Lyon?

"I had a free day back at my guild, so I came here and decided to meet Juvia, if that's not a problem with you'll, that is", Lyon announced. (A/N How convenient)

"And why should it be one? Come on in!"replied Mirajane sweetly.

Except it WAS one. For Juvia at least, it was the WORST thing that could happen to her. And for once, she couldn't have been more right.

"Juvia, MY LOOVEE!"he swooned, "how have you been?"

"fine." Juvia replied rather coldly.

"US", declared Lyon.

**silence**

"Us", repeated Lyon "I like the sound of that"

"um…..ok?" Juvia replied uncertainly.

Sadly, Lyon seemed encouraged by this.

"Should I remove my brain to stop thinking about you or my heart to stop loving you?"

"WHAT?"

"Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you."

"Lyon what-"
"Your father must be a thief - he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes..."

Juvia looked around, everyone was staring. Lyon was about to burst out into ANOTHER of his romantic as crap one-liners, when Juvia finally screamed, "Lyon SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Lyon blinked. "Why? Is expressing one's love wrong?"

Juvia twitched. That was a little too close to home. Not so long ago, she had behaved the same way with Gray, if not worse. But she had to shut him up.

"Yes" Juvia replied, keeping her tone as void of emotion as possible.

" Is it a crime?"

Juvia's heart screamed NOOO! But her head knew better.

"yes." She replied again, testily.

"Then", replied Lyon rather loudly, "If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal."

Juvia wanted to scream. NOT AGAIN!

"….well then where's the goddamn police to take him AWAY?", Juvia muttered under her breath.

Sadly for her, Lyon heard her.

"Oh the police will come, not for me but for YOU"

This perked Juvia's attention,
"And why's that?" she replied, like the gullible fool that she was.

"to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings and driving me crazy!"

The whole guild burst into peals of laughter. One or two actually fell off their seats, and all the while Juvia kept becoming redder, and redder, AND redder, till she was basically a walking-n-talking tomato.

***15 agonizing minutes later***

"Roses are red, violets are blue, the sky is pretty, just like you."

*more rounds of hysterical laughter*

Juvia needed a drink.

"shall I compare thee to a summer's day?..."

And she needed one NOW.

THANKS FOR READING! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME, YOU'LL KNOW THAT? JUST PLAIN A.W.E.S.O.M.E! THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE ALIVE, IF I COULD, I'D HUG ALL OF YOU ^_^ (in my defence, I'm VERY excited)
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~FlamingScarlet