Version Two because I'm having too much fun with this

Heiji growled as the kidnapper laid out his demands in return for Shinichi. "How do we even know you have him?" Saguru questioned. "We want to see him."

The kidnapper grinned and motioned to his left. The camera swung over, meaning there were at least two of them. Shinichi was in a chair, metal cuffs around his wrists and ankles kept him firmly bound to said chair. His head was tilted back so they couldn't really see his face, but there was no doubt in Heiji's mind it was him.

"Kudo, ya doin' okay?!" He crumpled the case file in front him him. "We'll get ya out a der, don' worry!"

"No," Shinichi finally looked at the camera, and his expression wasn't one of fear or anger or any common expression for a victim of a kidnapping. He actually looked bored. "That's fine. You don't have to."

Everyone present paused in confusion, staring at the bound detective. Even the kidnappers seemed confused. "What?" Saguru was the one to ask the question. "What do you MEAN we don't have to?"

"Ive been here two days and already I've gotten eight hours of uninterrupted sleep for the first time in a week, eaten more than just a cup of coffee in..." He paused, actually considering how long it had been, "I don't know how long, and nobody has DIED yet." He actually had the nerve to yawn. "I'm fine. Go ahead and leave me here."

Heiji felt his eyebrow twitch in irritation. "Dis ain't a VACATION!"

Shinichi nodded. "It's actually better than my normal vacations since nobody has died yet." As sad as it was, Heiji believed that. He turned to look off screen. "You should end the recording of they might be able to track it here."

"DON'T HELP YOUR KIDNAPPERS!"

"Can I get some more water Ki-" Shinichi cut himself off before continuing "iiiiiiidnapper-san?"

Heiji wasn't amused. "Ya know who has ya, don't ya?" Shinichi didn't answer, not looking at the camera. "Ya know exactly where ya are too, right?" Shinichi still didn't answer or look at the camera and Heiji let his head fall onto the desk with a loud thud.

He listened as the others kept trying to reason with Shinichi who ignored them. Even the kidnappers were arguing with him, although it was more that he was ruining their plans by not acting like a proper hostage. Eventually their arguments turned to blaming each other for this.

Heiji lifted his head just in time to see their argument get heated enough that they wound up killing each other in anger. Shinichi stared at the scene with dead eyes before he let out a heavy sigh and let his head drop forward. "Not a word Hattori. Not. A. Word."