| Reviews for First Things First |
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Guest chapter 1 . 7/23/2019 Like, can we have anpther chapter? |
MissyPumpkins chapter 1 . 4/3/2019 Continue please! |
Human Heart chapter 1 . 2/27/2019 Yesssssssss |
MsAwesome2u chapter 1 . 2/25/2019 Loved this! Hope there’s a sequel or additional chapters to see where this leads next! |
Heretic Burner chapter 1 . 2/21/2019 Poor quality and terrible story. To all those useless drarry fans out there, a relevant song: It's that time of year Now that reviews are in the air When that total git with his girly blonde hair Is in another fic for moronic drarry fans It nauseate-ate-ates In a million different ways From the Slytherin Common Room To the Prefect's Bathroom No matter where you hide You just can't escape this crap Hold a shitty plot in the air With a romantic bit that no one bloody cares Get your common sense wiped And then bury all your scorn Paint your glasses pink Then extract your wisdom mate Post a gushing review And pretend your name is Snape Might as well skin yourself alive Learn to speak Parselmouth Climb inside a padded cell And behead the fecking writer Eat a Chocolate Frog Wear radishes on your ears Casserole Nev's Gran Disembowel yourself with sneers The Great Hall is vibrating The story's is gay and grating Its truly nauseating! Let's hope it gets deleted And never see it ever again! Now you've read it once Your brain will spring a leak And though you hate this fic You'll be quoting it for weeks. |
BizarreBookworm chapter 1 . 2/18/2019 Cute. I liked it |
retired10 chapter 1 . 2/16/2019 Oh my! Love this one! Thank you for sharing! |
mooneysfate chapter 1 . 2/16/2019 lovely! :) |