Reviews for First Things First
Guest chapter 1 . 7/23/2019
Like, can we have anpther chapter?
MissyPumpkins chapter 1 . 4/3/2019
Continue please!
Human Heart chapter 1 . 2/27/2019
Yesssssssss
MsAwesome2u chapter 1 . 2/25/2019
Loved this! Hope there’s a sequel or additional chapters to see where this leads next!
Heretic Burner chapter 1 . 2/21/2019
Poor quality and terrible story. To all those useless drarry fans out there, a relevant song:
It's that time of year
Now that reviews are in the air
When that total git with his girly blonde hair
Is in another fic for moronic drarry fans
It nauseate-ate-ates
In a million different ways
From the Slytherin Common Room
To the Prefect's Bathroom
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this crap

Hold a shitty plot in the air
With a romantic bit that no one bloody cares
Get your common sense wiped
And then bury all your scorn
Paint your glasses pink
Then extract your wisdom mate
Post a gushing review
And pretend your name is Snape

Might as well skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Parselmouth
Climb inside a padded cell
And behead the fecking writer
Eat a Chocolate Frog
Wear radishes on your ears
Casserole Nev's Gran
Disembowel yourself with sneers

The Great Hall is vibrating
The story's is gay and grating
Its truly nauseating!
Let's hope it gets deleted
And never see it ever again!

Now you've read it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this fic
You'll be quoting it for weeks.
BizarreBookworm chapter 1 . 2/18/2019
Cute. I liked it
retired10 chapter 1 . 2/16/2019
Oh my! Love this one! Thank you for sharing!
mooneysfate chapter 1 . 2/16/2019
lovely! :)