Well now that I've read fanfiction about this and found none for this show, I must write one, stat. Disclaimer: I own nothing. If you don't like, don't read.

Minor MakaxSoul

Without further ado,

ENJOY!

Maka and Soul were in their apartment, doing their own thing when suddenly the door burst open and Black Star came barging in loudly. Tsubaki walked in slowly, her face apologizing for her partner's behavior. Black Star outstretched his arms and started to open his mouth.

But before he could say anything, and before he could react, it was too late.

"MAKA CHOP!" A large book was crushed onto his head, making him fall to the floor in pain.

"Geez Maka, you don't have to do that every time you know, he moaned, rubbing his head.

Ow…"

"Seems like she needs to, especially with you around, Soul said amusingly.

Now, why are you here?"

"We came here because there is apparently a series about us!" Tsubaki said with shy excitement.

Maka and Soul exchanged looks of confusion and bewilderment.

"There's…. a…. show… about…us?" Soul asked, slowly in disbelief.

"That's crazy, why would that even exist?" Maka asked with wonder.

"That's what I was wondering, Black Star said, finally getting up.

Let's watch it and see what we look like on screen!

I have the box here! All up to 51 episodes of my awesomeness displayed."

Everyone rolled their eyes and agreed to watch it.

Maka was kind of unwilling, but just decided to go along with it.

They all settled onto the couch and floor, with popcorn.

Black Star pushed play on the DVD and sat back.

A black screen, then letters started appearing with blue light as the words were being said.

a sound "soul" dwells within a sound mind, and a sound body

Everyone nodded in agreement at this.

Then a black screen with red and white letters appeared, and someone began talking.

"Death Weapon Meister Academy….

The top of the school was shown, with the sun, and closeups of the school were shown.

"popularly known as the DWMA.

It showed the front of the school with the stairs leading to the top.

"What's so interesting about our school? Soul asked, already sounding bored.

Besides Kid's obsession with its symmetry, then there's nothing else to it."

"Maybe it has something to do with what's going to happen, Tsubaki chimed in.

Quiet." He wanted to say something else, but one glance from Maka told him otherwise.

Then red scrawled text came over the screen for a moment, and it faded out into a wall of white bodies. They had no faces and were all over each other, like a piled stack. The narrator continued speaking. "It is an institution to train weapons and meister's, established by Death, to prevent Afreets,

"Where are their faces?" Tsubaki asked, slightly horrified by the sight.

Maka felt disturbed by the bodies and leaned a little closer to her partner.

Then the screen moved upwards as the narrator kept talking. …. the demon gods who plunged the world into the depths of terror,

The white bodies lay piled on top of each other, still. Then, a red backdrop revealed a black figure standing on top of them.

Maka felt a cold chill go up her legs suddenly when she saw it. Soul sensed her fear and nudged her closer. Black Star looked away, and Tsubaki went pale.

Then there was a close of the monster shaking, with its three eyes turning to white. Then it panned out and the large face of Death and the monster faced one other. Then, Death swooped in and ate it in one gulp. After he ate it, a white light emitted from him and out.

"That is so cool, Soul said.

Wish I could do that."

Then white light morphed into another screen with Maka wielding Soul.

"Hey that's us!" Maka exclaimed. Soul gave her a mad smile.

The narrator continued. drove people into maelstrom of madness,

Then it showed Black Star wielding Tsubaki. and it nearly destroyed everything,

"I look AMAZING!" Black Star gushed.

Then it showed Kid shooting Liz and Patty, purple smoke blown off. …. from ever being born again.

Kid disappeared on his skateboard, and a lightning bolt appeared. Then Death appeared in front of the school.

"The gist of it is, it's an organization of justice, to keep the peace.

Everyone nodded in agreement once again.

Then a sign faded into view, spinning around into place. There were words that read "DWMA.

Why is it a technical school anyway?"

Soul snorted. "Yes, why is it?" he asked sarcastically

He regretted his choice of words seconds later.

No wait, don't-

"MAKA CHOP!"

A book came crashing down onto his head, knocking him into her lap.

He didn't say anything else and everyone scooted away.

It showed Death's hands opening as he continued talking.

"Oh well. Now then… then it showed his front again. He clapped his hands and pointed towards the screen with enthusiasm.

let's get ourselves duly keyed up and get going!"

"Well that was odd, Tsubaki said

It was like he was telling us to get ready for the episode."

Black Star paused the DVD.

"Oh yeah! YAHOO! I'm READY!" He yelled

"Keep it down, we have neighbors, Maka said sharply

Got it?"

"Fine, fine." He backed down instantly, not wanting to be chopped with a book.

Soul didn't have a headache anymore where Maka hit him upside the head.

So, slowly he got up. But he suddenly felt dizzy and sick. Like he had been all week.

"Maka, I think you hit too hard with your books, he managed. He wouldn't tell her the real reason. I think you gave me a concussion or something!"

"Wait, what? She asked, concern melting into her tone.

What are you talking about?"

Everyone looked at him then. He did look awful.

"Soul, buddy you don't look so good, Black Star said, worried.

Maybe you should lay down again."

Soul nodded and proceeded to lay down on his meister's lap.

Maka felt a metal weight of guilt sink into her.

Black Star clicked play on the DVD again.

Then, an introduction played, with music, different people, and scenes.

"This is so weird, Tsubaki commented.

But we look awesome."

Black Star was jumping up and down, relishing each moment of himself on screen.

Maka was smiling at her strength, how far she could go with Soul. They looked like a pair in unison. She shivered at Dr. Stein, snarled at Medusa, felt sad for Corona, rolled her eyes at Black Star, and almost flipped off her father. Twice.

Then, it ended, and a skin bag was shown with sponsors of the episode. Then the episode started.

The clouds covering the moon disappeared, and a girl in a green dress was walking down the streets. A creature with red eyes, sharp teeth and a long tongue was waiting in the shadows with metal claws. It licked its lips. The woman stopped for a moment, thinking she heard something.

"He's going to eat her." Soul said darkly. Maka nodded in agreement silently.

Tsubaki turned pale at their words.

Then, in the streetlight's shadow, the monster unsheathed its claws, pulled them back and tore into the woman quickly. Her stomach area was ripped into shreds. She let out a blood curdling scream. The lamppost on the street went dark. Then it showed the woman again, lying on the ground in her own blood. Her stomach was completely gone, and no sound came from her. Then a blue light emitted from it, and it turned into a little bulb of light.

"Bastard, Black Star stammered, horrified.

That bastard killed her." Tsubaki's expression was white.

The creature took the light into its claws, put it into its mouth and gulped it down just like that. Then it radiated blue for a moment and turned back.

Soul was internally fuming, angry that he couldn't prevent the loss of that soul, the loss of that innocent life that shouldn't have been taken. Maka felt his fury, and gently put her hand on his head to offer some comfort. She slowly rubbed it, feeling him start to calm down.

Then the creature saw a woman watching run away and it began to give chase. The woman was very terrified and was running for her life in those streets from that creature. Then she slipped and fell, unable to stand up.

"S-she's not going to die, is she, Tsubaki asked meekly.

Right?"

"I hope not, Maka said.

Actually, I don't think she will."

"More… The creature moaned.

Power…!

"Oh, I remember that night now, Soul said quietly

We were about to collect our 99 souls."

"That's right, Maka said slowly.

But we had… complications."

Just as the creature was about to kill her, the on-screen Soul gave a half mad grin. The creature stopped and turned around to see two figures on the stairs. The woman got up and ran away. On-screen Maka stood silent and calm. Soul sat on the stairs with silent mad excitement.

"You always look mad when your excited, don't you Soul?" Maka said.

"Something wrong with that?"

"No, I'm just wondering why."

He didn't answer her.

"Soul Eater, that's him, she said.

"Yeah Maka, no question, Soul said

His soul is now an Afreet Egg.

He's not human."

The thing turned around and licked its lips.

"Souls that have that left the human path run the risk of being transforming into an Afreet, Maka said.

In the name of Lord Death, purge him, and recover his soul."

Soul slowly rose from the stairs.

"What the matter Maka? he asked

Just as he isn't human, I am a weapon.

Soul raised his eyebrows at her in question, and she wasn't sure what to say.

He slowly raised his arm upward.

Although, I usually take the form of a human.

He stretched out his arm and transformed it.

My form isn't the issue here.

His lips curled into a mad grin.

The issue is souls!"

With that he transformed into his scythe form.

"Man, that always looks so cool when you do that, Black Star said

And no offense, but you're kind of crazy."

"None taken, Soul said, flashing his singular grin.

"I know, Maka said.

Soul glowed white as he spun around when he transformed, and Maka spun him around in her hand eventually swinging him over her shoulder like he was lightweight. He was still glowing white as she held him.

"I can't even pick him up! Black Star said shocked

You can swing him around like he's nothing! AND WHY IS HE GLOWING WHITE?"

Maka just smiled and chucked a book at him.

"Mass murderer Jack the Ripper, Maka said as the light spilt off from the scythe and Soul returned to normal colors of red and black.

Your soul is mine!" Her face came into view of the light.

The monster reacted by running up the stairs towards them and jumping towards them.

"The weapon and meister are two in one! Maka yelled.

Let's go, Soul!"

"Yeah!" he yelled back

Then a fierce fight broke out. Maka gained the upper hand quickly and fought with all her might and skill. Then she jumped up with it, pushing against it in the sky.

"This will be our 99th soul!"

"It was, grumbled Maka.

You were going to be a Death Scythe that day, Soul."

Soul could hear the sadness in her voice.

It's not your fault Maka, its both of us that are at fault.

Then Maka swiped once, and the creature turned into a black mass, twisting around. Eventually the black mass disappeared and turned into red light. Purple radiated around it. Maka jumped down as the soul went to the ground slowly. Then Soul grabbed the soul and ate it in a one gulp. He let out a satisfied sigh.

"I'll never understand why you like to eat souls, Soul, Tsubaki commented.

What's so delicious about them?"

He flashed her a mad grin.

"I thank thee for this meal," Soul said, holding his hands together in a prayer formation.

"Recovery complete, Maka said.

At long last, we've put away our 99th soul that had turned into an Afreet Egg, huh?"

"Only one more left to go, he said, putting his hands into his pockets.

Once I eat the soul of a witch,

I will become Lord Death's weapon, a Death Scythe."

"Or I was going to."

"Why didn't you that day?" Tsubaki asked curiously.

"You'll see why soon, Maka said grumbling.

Our stupid mistake."

"That will also increase my male coolness factor even more, Soul said walking up the stairs

"Male coolness factor?" Maka snorted.

Soul shot her a dirty look.

"I'm going to go report our current status to Lord Death, Maka said

Maka hopped up the stairs after her partner and went ahead of him.

Then she reached a window of a store and fogged it up.

She wrote 42-42-564 while saying the numbers.

Then the numbers glowed blue and blue waves went over them. Then, a white screen popped up. Blue waves occasionally rolled over the screen.

"Hello, hello Lord Death?" Maka called.

On Death's side, a screen of Maka and Soul appeared.

"This is meister Maka."

"Ohh…?" Death said

Maka how are you? How are things going?"

"We have just recovered our 99th. We only have one left-a witch's soul."'

"Or you did…" Black Star said trailing off.

"Shut up, Black Star." Soul snapped

"Maka you really do take after your mother, Death said affectionally

In being a fine scythmeister. "

Maka blushed at the comment and thought of her mother.

Maka looked embarrassed, and Soul looked annoyed.

"Hey Soul Eater!"

"And here comes my lowlife dad, Maka said, irritated.

Of course."

Maka instantly looked angry, and Soul looked surprised with question marks on their heads. Spirit walked up to the screen.

" If you try anything with Maka, he warned, getting closer.

Then I, as Death Scythe—no, as her father, I will kill you, you dimwit."

Everyone rolled their eyes at his antics and Maka wanted to destroy the screen.

"Shut up, will you? Soul said, unfazed

There's no way someone as cool as me is suited to be with a short-stacked girl like this. Maka glared daggers at him, her pigtails flying up.

Soul laughed nervously as Maka gave him the same look.

He thought that she would Maka chop him, but she didn't.

In response, Spirit pushed against the screen of the call and tried to get Soul.

"What did you say?!"

"Are you saying that my Maka doesn't have any appeal?!"

"I was, at the time."

"No, wait-

"MAKA CHOP!" But she hit him with a small book instead of a large one.

Spirit was still leaning into the screen, angrily, trying to get to Soul.

"You can try a little something with her! You are a man, right?!"

Soul let off a huff and started to sweat a bit.

"What are you talking about?" he asked, nervously.

"Yeah what was he talking about?" Tsubaki asked innocently.

Soul sweat dropped and Maka cringed.

Then Spirit leaned back and looked towards Maka.

"Maka, I love you, he said

"That's a load of BS, Maka said.

You stopped loving me when you cheated."

Everyone looked at her sadly.

Maka looked away, irritated.

"No way! Papa, I don't think of you as my father."

Spirit reacted with shock, lighting bolts around. Then he curled up into a corner.

Both Maka and Soul sweat dropped.

Death went on to explain about being a Death Scythe and earning the right.

Black Star skipped it a bit with the remote.

"That's boring we already know about that, he said

Let's move on already."

"Make yourself an exceptional scythe, Death said

One the rivals the one your mother made, okay?"

-your papa only wants… Spirit trailed off.

Black Star started to skip it again impatiently

"Stop skipping!" Maka said, annoyed.

"Let's get to the action already, Black Star complained.

I'm bored!"

Then as he was just about to stop skipping, the door flew open again.