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Joined 10-21-15, id: 7229237, Profile Updated: 06-04-18
Author has written 257 stories for Young Dracula, Harry Potter, Supernatural, How to Train Your Dragon, Frozen, Doctor Who, and Rise of the Guardians.

On Temporary Hiatus.

Harker isn't my real name, but it'll do for now.

I'm an awkward adult male, with anxiety and depression tying my brain up in knots. ADHD makes it hard to focus most days. Autism makes me struggle to relate to real people.

These are not excuses; these are merely explanations.

If you want to come into my world, you are welcome. But do not expect consistency, people skills or adherence to social norms.

If you have a problem with homosexuality or you're full of toxic masculinity, my work may not be for you.

If you have a request, then bring it to me and maybe I can bring it to life.

For the moment, I'm writing too many active stories and stretching myself thinner with one shots constantly. Why?

I love writing.

So do come in, but leave normality at the door. You'll not need it.

Straight jackets on the left, gateway to hell on the right, padded cell is upstairs. Please enjoy your stay!

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Undine by ShipMistress reviews
Modern AU. Moving to the seaside had always been their dream. Never had they thought of what might await them. Or rather... who... Contains bisexuality, polyamory, and hopefully feels. Hicret with eventually Hicretstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/15/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Eret]
Holiday Love by DisneyMan reviews
Heather has been invited by her girlfriend, Elsa to her sister's yearly Christmas party. However, she is feeling nervous about being rejected again before she met Elsa. Will this night go well? Modern AU
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2019 - [Heather, Elsa] Olaf - Complete
The Wand Game or Eighth Year Discoveries by Reverie Wilde reviews
Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,066 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Ex-Trapper With Benefits by ShipMistress reviews
Hiccstrid/Erestrid/Hicretstrid - Canonverse - Explicit - Hiccup's and Astrid's sex life can't be called boring by any means. They want to try everything, the wilder the better. But their latest interest, having sex where they easily could be found or watched, takes on a new turn when out of the blue a new idea comes up. The only question is... would Eret be up for it?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Eret - Complete
Blood Droplets by HopeCoppice reviews
Series of mostly unconnected drabbles, because I seem to do those more often these days. Will include het, slash, femslash, polyamory, character deaths, future-fic, all sorts of stuff, I don't know. It'll be a ride. Latest: Daze - Malik's world is falling apart. Bertrand/Malik. Slash.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 150 - Words: 83,112 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 9/1/2012
Biting 2 by ShipMistress reviews
Hiccstrid-Modern AU-vamp!cup-Sequel to HeathenVampires' Biting. Hiccup knows that he has to leave. He can't take away Astrid's life, no matter how much she wants it. But will he be strong enough?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Not A Bad Day by ShipMistress reviews
Hicretstrid - Modern AU - One-shot. Coming out as bisexual went better than Hiccup had anticipated. But when not only one but two gorgeous people hit on him, he feels like maybe this is too good to be true.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Hiccup, Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Child by crazykittymomma reviews
One-shot...Based around 6 months after Stoick passes, Hiccup surrenders to Valka's help after he begins to suffer through fatigue.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Complete
Quick Bites: A Collection of Stories by Werepuppy Black reviews
YD one-shots. Chapter 42: What if Vlad Had Always Been Female Part 3
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D., Robin B., Bertrand dF.
Witches & Pumpkin Patches by Aya Diefair reviews
Who says carving jack o' lanterns was no fun? Draco Malfoy thinks so; finding the process messy & gross. When his mother insists he join her to find that perfect carve-worthy pumpkin, he realizes that the messiness really isn't that bad after all. — - Rated M: Incest, Sexual Scenes, Language, & Pumpkin Goop Everywhere. - — Holiday Special; Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2017 - [Draco M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Trials by PokeThunder reviews
Continuation after season5. Vlad and Talitha find a mysterious necklace with the Dracula Family Coat of Arms. Vlad, unknowing of the necklaces power, wears it and has moments of weakness and strange dreams. He knows it is dangerous to hang on to but can't seem to want to get rid of it. Soon Vlad begins to question his beliefs and has to choose between his girlfriend or his family.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,279 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D., OC - Complete
Changes by voldie's lover reviews
The little changes that kept happening. They thought it was not real, unless they acknowledged it. But how long would you keep denying it? FredxGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Fred W., George W.] - Complete
The Kiss of Death: In Detail by NickeltheRed
Nothing is ever what it seems, especially to vampires. There are hidden truths resting beneath the family dynamic of Vlad, Ingrid, and the Count, and they're not all bad. Based on series/season 4 episode 13.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Count D., Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
How Did It End Up Like This? by The Antic Repartee reviews
It started out with a kiss. But with an indulgent chief and his demanding wife and an adoptive, honorary member of the family. Hicretstrid smut.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Hiccup, Eret] Astrid - Complete
The Christmas Couple by A Deed Without a Name reviews
Castiel reflects on why he associates the Winchesters with the Christmas season. WARNING: Contains an AU, weight gain, unrelated Wincest, stuffing, hints of a feeder/feedee relationship, Wincestiel, and chubby!Sam/Dean/Castiel. Don't read if any of that sounds unappealing to you.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
You Are Loved by FairyGardenCorgis reviews
Modern AU. It's not just women that are in abusive relationships. Hiccup needs a hero, and it comes in the form of a slender, foul-mouthed, stubborn, blond girl who is the first person in a long time that thinks he's worth the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,627 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Cherry Goes POP! by ThomE.Gemcity-06 reviews
With Abby, Tim was always willing to try something new. INCLUDES: Tim/Abby het, very graphic. WARNING: Backdoor Entry! with both parties. If you don't like it, then don't read it! But if you do, please read on! R&R!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Tim M., Abby S.] - Complete
Let's Face the Music and Dance by mrs.milfoy reviews
The Malfoys - fresh from trials and sentencings after the war - visit a popular magical resort. Each with his or her own agenda to fulfill, in time they must face the music and yes - Dance. So yeah, there's going to be dancing in this fic. And incest. And golf. And references to escapist 80s film. Enjoy my little literary summer vacay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,927 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Proper Motivation by HopeCoppice reviews
Birthday fic for Okami Gyangu. As it turns out, Malik can make some surprising decisions given the proper motivation. B/M slash.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Bertrand dF. - Complete
Dusty Books and Wire Rims by mrs.milfoy reviews
Draco finds mum organizing the library. Can he keep quiet for the librarian of his heart? A Valentine request for my better half.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Dirty by mrs.milfoy reviews
Draco and his mum share an impromptu and impetuous herbology lesson in the steamy greenhouse one sunny afternoon. Incest warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Decadence by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Dark oneshot. AU from 02x06. What if the baby had actually been the Counts? After years of being a surplus child and being ignored, Vlad is cold, apathetic and in a state of decadence. He realises that he really is the vampire his father had always wanted him to be. Slow start. Can be seen as V/E at places.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Vladimir D., Erin N. - Complete
Saucy by HopeCoppice reviews
Vlad indulges his sweet tooth. Bertrand is a little dubious about it. For redrachxo's Chocolate Sauce Challenge. Slash.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Bertrand dF., Vladimir D. - Complete
Hated by redrachxo reviews
Ingrid Dracula truly hates Bertrand du Fortunesa. Set After Indigo. B/I. Rated T for possible raciness. One shot. Please R&R. xo
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Ingrid D., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Yes Daddy by EosAella reviews
Because at some point Ingrid was an only child. And at some point the count cared about his daughter.
Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Ingrid D., Count D. - Complete
Impossible by InvincibleYouth reviews
The way they felt wasn't normal. But it was there, and nobody could take that away from them. Rated for sex scene.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Cinderella by Werepuppy Black reviews
Alternatively titled: Three Times Ingrid Danced. Part of the Chronicles 'verse.
Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
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Tape
Modern/Quarantine AU. On lockdown in separate cities, Astrid misses both her boyfriends terribly. They decide to make something to cheer her up. Hiccup/Eret Hiccup/Eret/Astrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Published: 38m - [Astrid, Hiccup, Eret] - Complete
Slippery Slopes reviews
Modern AU. Developing a sort of routine to help each other blow steam off while working at Berk Resort, Anna and Elsa find they are willing to go quite a long way to make each other happy. Elsa/Multi Anna/Multi. No direct Elsanna/incest content.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/14 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Villainous reviews
When Valka realises that, just like Berk, these Dragon Hunters won't listen, she finds it just a little easier to let go of her old morals. Warnings inside.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 3/30 - Valka
Rumours reviews
Modern AU. When Astrid heads off to university, she soon begins to hear rumours circulating about her older brothers. Rumours that, to her initial dismay, have her really rather curious... Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,169 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/24/2019 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup]
Found reviews
Amazed to have survived the shipwreck that took her husband and over three years from her, Iduna finally makes it home to find a great deal has changed in that time. Elsa/Anna Iduna/Elsa/Anna (warning for incest)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,829 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 11/27/2019 - [Anna, Elsa, Queen Iduna]
Changed reviews
Pre-HTTYD2. Eret, son of Eret, finest dragon trapper alive. At least, until a rogue dragon vigilante and a reckless Stormcutter or two crash into his life and turn what he thought he knew upside down. Valka/Eret (Rating changed!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,919 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 3/14/2019 - [Eret, Valka]
Curious reviews
AU. Vlad can't help but be fascinated by the girl at school, the one who doesn't smell right and who seems to be exhibiting familiar signs... dimidius!Ingrid fullvampire!Vlad Vlad/Ingrid (warning for future incest)
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,126 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 8/6/2018 - [Ingrid D., Vladimir D.]
Making A Killing reviews
Modern AU. One stalks the streets, a vigilante killer known as the Night Fury. One writes gripping, bloody mysteries with some surprisingly specific details. Guess which one the police have their eye on? Serial Killer/Writer Hiccstrid Hiccup/Astrid. Warnings for blood, death, violence, murder... all that stuff.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,436 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/23/2019 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Valka
Domme reviews
Modern AU. Sometimes, Astrid likes to just look and admire the way the leather sits against their throats. Of course, looking can so often lead to other things. Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid one shot. Dominant!Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Eret] - Complete
Chosen Two - Year Seven reviews
In between Vlad rebuilding himself and rebuilding their lives, there are new journeys to undertake and an unknown history for each to seek. Harry/Vlad slash. Rated for content and themes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/6/2019 - [Harry P., Vladimir D.]
Different reviews
Runaway!Hiccup AU. He won't tell her about his past, and he won't admit that he needs her as much as she needs him. But he's just as 'different' as she is, and despite his flaws, Valka can't let him go. Hiccup/Valka Valcup fic. Warning for incest. FTH 2020 fic.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/7 - [Valka, Hiccup]
Blatant reviews
Modern AU. When Astrid turns up to work one day drinking coffee out of a mug with Bad Dragon written on the side, Hiccup soon learns something surprising and intriguing about both her and Eret. It certainly livened up the office that day. Hiccup/Eret/Astrid Hicretstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8 - [Hiccup, Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Jailbreak reviews
(Contains spoilers for S12) Of all the ways the Doctor expected to meet River Song in her current regeneration, a break out from the Stormcage with the Master in chains was not ranked high on the list of possibilities. 13/River 13/River/Master three shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/14 - River Song/Melody P. III, The Master, 13th Doctor - Complete
Hectic reviews
Modern AU. Rushing toward her daughters first day at nursery was not exactly where Astrid intended to meet somebody. Especially when she seemed to upset him almost instantly. Divorcee Hiccstrid thing. Hiccup/Astrid (collection of quickies disguised as chapters mostly).
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/16/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Edge reviews
Anna isn't exactly known for being patient. Personally, she thinks Elsa is both wonderful and evil for doing this to her. Elsanna Dom!Elsa/Sub!Anna oneshot
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Nice reviews
Modern AU. Astrid isn't entirely sure how asking Hiccup if he liked her dress ended up with her on her knees, but she's not really complaining. Hiccstrid Dom!Hiccup/Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,348 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/19/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Complex reviews
Modern AU. It's funny how something so simple can turn into something so utterly complex. In the Greek sense. Hiccup/Valka/Haden one shot. Warning for incest. (not written by me)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/21 - [Hiccup, Valka, OC] - Complete
Incarnations reviews
"So, have you tried this new body out yet?" Thirteen/Master one shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1 - [13th Doctor, The Master] - Complete
Hiccstrid one shots reviews
Dumping ground for ever-growing collection of unconnected Hiccstrid smut-shots. Prompts always welcome for my ever growing list. Enter at own risk. Mix of canonverse and modern.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,239 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/30/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Chemistry reviews
Modern AU. It's surprising just how distracting the right sort of chemistry with someone can be. Hiccup had pretty much forgotten they were on camera right away. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Soft reviews
Ingrid can't even blame old age for making her soft, so she'll have to blame Vlad instead. Vlad/Ingrid one shot. Not canon-compliant post S1. Warning for incest.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17 - [Vladimir D., Ingrid D.] - Complete
Sexting reviews
Modern AU. "It's just for fun", they tell themselves every time they hit send. Just a game between friends. Or... is it? Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Separation reviews
Modern AU. Prequel to Confusion. Lillian knew falling for Astrid meant hiding and secrecy, and she's never doubted it was worth it, because she'll always have Astrid to go home to... Lillian/Astrid Lilstrid two shot. Warning for twincest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/31 - [Astrid, OC] - Complete
Momma's Boy reviews
Modern AU (I guess?). Stoick's always calling Hiccup a "momma's boy", but he doesn't know just how true that is. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for incest!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/3/2017 - [Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
Folgers reviews
Because there's nothing like a steaming mug of inces- I mean coffee! When you come home. Valcup take on the Folgers Incest Commercial (warning for implied incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4 - Hiccup, Valka - Complete
Nurtured reviews
Modern AU. He knows these aren't the kind of feelings they should have for her. That doesn't seem to stop them. Valcupret Hiccup/Valka/Eret three shot (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/4/2019 - [Hiccup, Valka, Eret]
A Haddock Thing reviews
"Hey, my parents aren't home." "Your parents are my parents, idiot." Adult Zephyr/Nuffink Zephink one shot. Warning for incest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2019 - [Zephyr H., Nuffink H.] - Complete
Gift reviews
Post-Frozen 2. With everything now resolved, Elsa delights in her present and dreams of her future. She hadn't anticipated a painful gift from the past. (contains spoilers and feels, no pairing)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Elsa - Complete
Unknowingly reviews
Modern AU. Learning to live with her new-found freedom, Valka takes up an evening art class. She's still not sure how that led to her waking up next to the young man who'd been leading it. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for accidental-incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/27/2019 - [Valka, Hiccup]
Dance reviews
Anna might have to share her wedding day with all of Arendelle, but more importantly she gets to share it with both Elsa and Kristoff. Spoilers for Frozen 2 within.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Complete
Lights reviews
Modern AU. Elsa's not sure, but she thinks Anna might want to get her on the other side of the camera for some action. Unrelated Elsa/Anna two shot. No incest.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/8/2019 - Published: 12/4/2019 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Dream reviews
Post-HTTYD3. Zephyr has known for a while what she wants, but it's always seemed like a dream, firmly out of reach until one day, it seems her dream might come true. Hiccup/Zephyr/Astrid/Valka one shot. (Warning for copious amounts of incest!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2019 - Published: 3/20/2019 - Complete
Submit reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup found it so easy to let her do what she liked with him, safe in the knowledge Astrid would always stop if asked. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot. Contains BDSM/choking.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Fever reviews
Post Frozen-Fever. After several bowls of Super Awesome Cure All soup, Elsa still isn't feeling better. Anna is determined to find a solution. A very tasty solution. Elsa/Anna Elsanna fluff one shot
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2019 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Praise reviews
Modern AU. Just because Hiccup likes being ordered around doesn't mean Astrid forgets to appreciate it. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Weekend reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup didn't have time for a relationship, and certainly not a long distance once. Eret asks for a weekend to change his mind. Hiccup/Eret Hicret one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2019 - [Hiccup, Eret] - Complete
Decisions reviews
Post-HTTYD2-AU. Sometimes decisions are minor and inconsequential. And other times, decisions are the hardest thing you can ever have to do. Hiccup/Valka (warning for incest) one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2019 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Valka - Complete
Confusion reviews
Modern AU. As far as Hiccup knows, the wild girl from the club and the quiet girl in the coffee shop are one and the same. When Astrid mentioned she had a sister, she never mentioned they were identical twins. Hiccstrid & Hicclian inc OC!Astrids twin. (warning for incest/twincest ch13 onward)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,569 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 11/16/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, OC] - Complete
Boundless reviews
Post S11. Entire galaxies had been created by her before he locked her away, and she'd torn so many apart. Maybe this time aroumd, the new ones can stay. God(Chuck)/Amara one shot. (warning for... is it incest if they aren't human?)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2019 - [Chuck S./God, Amara/The Darkness] - Complete
Dread-fall
It had been many years since she'd even had the chance, but Valka is keen to celebrate Dread-fall once again. Cloudjumper is not quite as enthusiastic. One shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Hiccup, Valka, Cloudjumper - Complete
Dinner reviews
Modern AU. Apparently, being a member of the undead was going to be a third date conversation. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Trick Or Treat reviews
Open fic-verse. Just some fluff about Hiccup, Eret, Astrid and their kids.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2019 - Complete
Neighbourly reviews
Modern AU. Two couples have a habit of letting the neighbours know their bedroom lives are quite satisfactory through the too-thin walls, and when efforts are combined they'll probably let the rest of the building know it too. Established Hiccstrid and Dagret, leading to Astrid/Hiccup/Dagur/Eret two shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Eret, Dagur] - Complete
Roomies reviews
Modern AU. Having hidden that their living arrangement wasn't quite platonic for several years, Hiccup, Astrid and Dagur are pretty confident they can hide it from Heather while she stays with them for a few weeks. Things may or may not go according to plan. Astrid/Hiccup/Dagur/Heather in varying mixes. (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 9/23/2019 - Astrid, Hiccup, Dagur, Heather
Breath reviews
Modern AU. To look at the couple day to day, Hiccup doubts anyone would believe it if he explained which of the two of them was the one who begged to be bitten and bound, or who looked up with pleading eyes for hands around their throat. Hiccstrid Dominant!Hiccup/Submissive!Astrid one shot, warning for BDSM and breathplay/choking.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Extramarital reviews
RTTE-verse. If Hiccup had his suspicions about why Mala asked if she could... borrow Eret, he didn't let on. Mala/Eret/Dagur one shot. Sequel(ish) of Premarital.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2019 - [Mala, Eret, Dagur] - Complete
Shades reviews
Modern AU. When Hiccup catches her reading a book he disapproves of, her son takes it upon himself to teach Valka the true meaning of shades of grey. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 12/15/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Future Firsties reviews
Dumping ground for first chapters of future stories/ideas for them. Could be modern, canon, AU, M rated, T rated, any pairing, no pairing. Who knows!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 6/12/2018
Genetic reviews
Modern AU. Their connection was instant, powerful, undeniable. Zephyr had no idea it was biological too. Hiccup/Zephy one shot (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2019 - [Zephyr H., Hiccup] - Complete
Familial reviews
Modern AU. When Hiccup agreed to a blind-date on a double date, he didn't expect to end up sat with his half-sister pretending that they had never met. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid (warning for incest) sideship of Heather/Atali. (please see AN inside)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,087 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Camicazi, Mala]
Donor reviews
After months and years of trying, Hiccup and Astrid have come to the decision that if they are going to ever be parents, they might need a little outside assistance. They both have the same assistant in mind. Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid three shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 12/4/2018 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup]
Wingdog reviews
Modern AU. Getting tied to a dog walker in a public park is not generally how Astrid gets herself a date. But then, she's never been set up with a guy by his girlfriend, either. Hiccup/Cami Hiccup/Astrid Hiccup/Astrid/Cami
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,136 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 8/23/2019 - [Camicazi, Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Strip reviews
Modern AU. Eret reckons he's got moves. Astrid is initially sceptical. Eretstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2019 - [Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Unruled reviews
AU. To creatures of the night like themselves, what were the laws and limitations of humans? Hiccup/Valka Valcup one shot. Warning for incest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2019 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
The Hidden Shorts reviews
Collection of post How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World short things. Spoilers for HTTYD3 If you haven't seen it yet. Will be (99? 98? Maybe 95% canon-compliant) Open for prompting.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/14/2019 - Published: 2/27/2019
Premarital reviews
RTTE-verse. Contemplating their upcoming wedding, Mala and Dagur reminisce on an encounter she didn't even realise they'd had. Mala/Dagur one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Mala, Dagur] - Complete
Chosen Two - Year Six reviews
Sometimes to defeat an enemy, you have to get close to them. Residing in the belly of the beast, Vlad and Harry must be careful not to lose themselves along the way. Harry/Vlad slash. Rated for content and themes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,099 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 3/2/2018 - [Harry P., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Mystery (alternative ending) reviews
On the hunt amidst the thumping music and swathes of unappealing bodies, Astrid is a little surprised when the perfect victim literally walks in to her. Hiccstrid vampire!Astrid/human!Hiccup three shot, inc. alternative ending.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 1/21/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Camicazi - Complete
Domestic reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup has a bad day at work. Eret makes it better. Shameless fluffy Hicret smut. Hiccup/Eret one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2019 - [Hiccup, Eret] - Complete
Bad Dragon reviews
Modern AU. Newly out Hiccup is dragged unwillingly to a sex shop by his overly helpful best friend. When he lays eyes on the owner, Hiccup begins to decide that maybe it was a brilliant idea. (all human!) Toothcup Hiccup/Toothless slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,319 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 3/27/2018 - [Hiccup, Toothless]
Primal reviews
It had all seemed like a fun adventure, testing the waters at first. But in the back room of a club, Astrid found herself entangled in a primal, messy affair that might just have her hooked. Astrid/Hiccup/Valka Valcupstrid one shot. Warning for incest. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2019 - Published: 10/10/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Adventurous reviews
Modern AU. Recently divorced and rebuilding her life with her young son, the last thing Valka needs is a persistent neighbour who thinks she needs more adventure in her life. Unrelated!Valcup Hiccup/Valka
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,110 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 4/25/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] OC - Complete
Valcup drabble-dump
Y'all know the drill... dumping ground for Hiccup/Valka unconnected one-shots, shorts, drabbles... whatever you call it. Might be M-rated, might not. Mix of canon and modern-verse. Enter at own risk. Warning for copious incest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,837 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2019 - Published: 11/4/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup]
Friendly reviews
Modern AU. Out for a drink, a friendly stranger becomes a rather willing victim of Astrid and Heather. Heather/Eret/Astrid Heathretstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Heather, Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Invitation reviews
Modern AU. Restricted largely to webcams for their physical relationship while Astrid works away, a surprise guest and a few drunken confessions lead to something a little more hands-on than Hiccup expected. Hiccup/Astrid/Valka Hiccup/Valka Valcupstrid two shot. Warning for incest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 2/18/2019 - [Hiccup, Valka, Astrid] - Complete
Swim reviews
Modern AU. Having Astrid tempt him when they are in public, surrounded by their friends, Hiccup isn't sure if it's a brilliant or terrible idea that he suggested going swimming. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Chains reviews
Modern AU. It should come as no surprise to Hiccup to find himself bound and blindfolded. After all, Astrid had introduced herself by offering to spank him. Dominant!Astrid/Submissive!Hiccup Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2019 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Waiting reviews
When Valka feels her time is almost up, she makes a choice on how she wants to wait for the end. Contains HTTYD3 spoilers!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2019 - Astrid, Hiccup, Valka, Cloudjumper - Complete
Engineering An Awkward Romance reviews
Modern/College AU. Astrid has a huge crush on her teacher, one Hiccup Haddock, and he seems more than a little receptive sometimes. He had a whole lot going on in his own life, but she might just be the ray of sunshine he needs. Hiccstrid that has been liberally sprinkled with Pervstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,232 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/10/2019 - Published: 7/17/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Testing reviews
Modern AU. Left mostly alone as university begins to wind down post-exams, an incident with uncooperative butter and a forgotten DVD leads Astrid to roping in the two nearest available males for a test of their own. Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2019 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Experiences reviews
Modern AU. Astrid was gossiping about a recent one night stand, and the adventurous escapades he hears about have Eret very intrigued. And a little scared. Eret/Astrid Eretstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2019 - [Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Mystery reviews
On the hunt amidst the thumping music and swathes of unappealing bodies, Astrid is a little surprised when the perfect victim literally walks in to her. Hiccstrid vampire!Astrid/human!Hiccup two shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Prowess reviews
Modern AU. Scott was trying to irritate his cousin when he made those remarks about Hiccup being bad in bed. Somehow, he accidentally ended up getting Hiccup laid instead. Hiccup/Heather/Astrid Heathcupstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/18/2018 - [Astrid, Heather, Hiccup] - Complete
Massage reviews
Modern AU. As a massage therapist, Astrid is very good at remaining detached, professional, calm. Well, except for her fortnightly trip to Hiccup's house. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/26/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Strength reviews
Hiccup can't help it. He just loves to watch them looking strong. Dagur/Hiccup (future Hiccup/Eret/Dagur) Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 10/14/2018 - [Dagur, Hiccup, Eret] - Complete
Shell-Shock reviews
RTTE-verse. The whole near-death-experience really threw things into a surprising amount of clarity for both Hiccup and Astrid. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Nude reviews
Modern AU. Astrid was comfortable being naked pretty much all the time. Hiccup is less enamoured... at first. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/18/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Blind reviews
Divergent RTTE-canon, Post-Blindsided, they have to wait a few days for Gothi to come and see if Astrid's sight can be regained. That doesn't stop her realising how she really feels about Hiccup. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/17/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Ridiculous M reviews
Modern AU. Watching her have awful date after awful date, Astrid's best friend tries to steer her in a new direction. A new direction with a silly name. Hiccstrid two shot (ft second chapter smut)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/17/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Vibes reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup goes full circle from wishing he'd put things away better when Astrid came over, to being very glad that he didn't. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Expectations reviews
Modern AU. The rebel and the golden girl. Two very different walks of life, but one teaches the other a sense of freedom despite the expectations placed upon them. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid four shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,606 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Expectations T reviews
Modern AU. The rebel and the golden girl. Two very different walks of life, but one teaches the other a sense of freedom despite the expectations placed upon them. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid four-shot (T rated version of original)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 9/8/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Biting reviews
Dating a vampire does have it's challenges, but Astrid can't deny that she likes a lot of things about it too. Hiccstrid Vampire!Hiccup/human!Astrid one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Stories reviews
Hiccup is an evil overlord with a willing (and eager) harem of servants and submissives, people who lean to his power, his charisma, and the fact that he has some of the best health benefits any evil overlord has ever offered. Includes, aside from Valcup... Astrid/Heather/Ruffnut/Mala/Atali/Cami/Minden/Tuffnut/Snotlout/Eret/Dagur. Supposedly crackfic. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Complete
Never reviews
Somewhere between the sex toy party and a surprise confession from her girlfriend, Heather ends up checking off an experience for that daft game. Now she could confidently drop for 'I have never had a threesome'. Heather/Atali/Mala one shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Complete
Practice reviews
Already completely aware of their strange relationship, Astrid approaches Heather and Dagur for a rather personal favour. Heather/Astrid/Dagur one shot. Warning for incest. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Astrid, Heather, Dagur] - Complete
Hiccstrid Drabble-dump reviews
Dumping ground for Hiccstrid shorts. T-rated or lower. Feels may be hurt. Enter at own risk. Hiccup/Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 9/20/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Dancer reviews
Caught between a competitive student and a prodigal recoveree, Mala soon finds herself learning that flexible can mean many things. Mala/Hiccup/Astrid one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Mala, Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Artist reviews
Valka only went there to showcase her art. She didn't expect to end up going home with a tattooed twenty-something man who she'd only just met. Hiccup/Valka unrelated!Valcup oneshot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Worth reviews
With her boyfriend a little shy and nervous, Heather sets out to show he's worth both the effort and the wait. Heathlegs Heather/Justin(Fishlegs) one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2018 - [Fishlegs I., Heather] - Complete
Attraction reviews
They didn't ask to fall prey to such a strange twist of psychology. And together, they are happy. Haden doesn't see anything wrong with that. Except when they pick on him for dying his hair. Haden/Heather/Dagur one shot. Warning for incest. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2018 - [OC, Heather, Dagur] - Complete
Payback reviews
Revenge comes in many forms, and Astrid finds herself on both ends of some in the space of one very... interesting night. Hiccup/Astrid/Eret Hicretstrid one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Eret] - Complete
Stop reviews
Sometimes Mala just needs everything to stop. To forget about thinking and just focus on feeling. Luckily, she always knows where to go for that. Hiccup/Heather/Mala one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2018 - [Heather, Hiccup, Mala] - Complete
Sharing reviews
As twins, Hiccup and Heather share everything. Home. Clothes. Food. A bed. Their girlfriend. Heathcupstrid Hiccup/Heather/Astrid one shot. Warnings for incest. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/18/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Heather] - Complete
Coffee reviews
"I don't drink coffee, but I kept coming back to see if you were interested." Hiccup was definitely dreaming. Hiccup/Male!Astrid Hiccstrid slash (Genderbend fic I guess?).
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/17/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Choice reviews
Just because he and Astrid were married, Hiccup knew that didn't make Eret less. He was their choice, and a very good one at that. Hiccup/Eret/Astrid Hicretstrid one shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2018 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Reward reviews
If Hiccup was going to be Chief, he was going to get something out of it. The only thing he wants? His mother. Valka/Hiccup/Astrid Valcupstrid one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
Playful reviews
"Put me down you idiot!" was not the greeting Eret expected when he walked into their bedroom. It soon made more sense though. Hiccup/Heather/Eret Heathcupret one shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2018 - [Hiccup, Heather, Eret] - Complete
Hicretstrid Shorts reviews
Dumping ground for unconnected Hicretstrid shorts/drabbles/one shots. Rating from K to M, enter at own risk. Hiccup/Eret/Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 9/19/2018 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup]
Caring reviews
"We want to take care of you." Hiccup vows never to trust those words from either of his girlfriends again. Heather/Hiccup/Astrid Heathcupstrid one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Heather, Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Punished reviews
Heather wondered if it still counted as a punishment when she encouraged it and enjoyed it quite so much. Dagur/Heather Dagther one shot. Contains incest. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2018 - [Dagur, Heather] - Complete
Watch reviews
Honestly, Dagur didn't know why he was surprised Mala wheedled the information out of him. Nor why he was surprised she agreed to it. Dagur/Mala Dagur/Mala/Eret/Viggo one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2018 - [Dagur, Eret, Mala, Viggo G.] - Complete
Sibling reviews
Mala had been so sure she knew what she was letting herself in for marrying Dagur. Then he told her about Heather. Mala/Heather/Dagur one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2018 - [Mala, Heather, Dagur] - Complete
Push reviews
Clueless and inexperienced, Eret is exceedingly glad Hiccup know's all the right ways to push. Hiccup/Eret Hicret one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2018 - [Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Teammate reviews
"You think anyone has noticed it's always the two of us that hang back after practice?" "Nah." Heather/Astrid Heathstrid one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2018 - [Astrid, Heather] - Complete
Parental reviews
If they didn't know, one could almost mistake the hand roaming a swollen belly for an almost child-like excitement, feeling a sibling kick. But Valka knew Hiccup was more than an expectant brother. He was an expectant parent. Valka/Hiccup Valcup one shot. Warning for incest. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Group reviews
Sometimes it's just one person that makes you feel at home, complete. Sometimes it's two. Sometimes, it's five. Hiccup/Eret/Astrid/Heather/Fishlegs/Cami one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Complete
Good reviews
Any other time, she'd hate it. But in very particular situations, those words are exactly what Heather wants to hear. Heather/Viggo one shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2018 - [Heather, Viggo G.] - Complete
Favourite reviews
"You've been avoiding this general area for a while now." A few words, a few gestures... Hiccup hadn't known Astrid missed it as much as him. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Adored reviews
Eret liked to take his time, appreciate every inch of him. Who was Dagur to complain? Dagur/Eret one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2018 - [Dagur, Eret] - Complete
Queening reviews
Modern AU. It wasn't until Dagur that Cami learned just how much fun being Queen for a day - or even an hour - could be. Dagur/Cami one shot. Kinktober 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2018 - [Camicazi, Dagur] - Complete
Three reviews
Even now, after countless times and endless practice, Astrid still thrills in the messy heat. Hiccup/Astrid/Eret one shot. Kinktober 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2018 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Gifted reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup is a gifted student, but sometimes he just needs a little stress relief. His mother is only too happy to help. Hiccup/Valka Valcup one shot (That I didn't write.) (But was too good not to share) Warning for incest.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 8/6/2018 - [Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
Lonely Nights reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup laments Astrid being away for a week. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Colours reviews
Soulmate AU. The world is black and white, but when touched by your soulmate, you're able to see colours. Hiccstrid-adjacent and sad.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Crazy reviews
Modern AU. Eret isn't sure how, but he knows Hiccup is definitely capable of some kind of magic. How else is he able to seduce him by reading a book? Hiccup/Eret Hicret slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2018 - [Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Natural reviews
Modern AU. Drunkenly lamenting their mutual bad luck dating, Astrid and Heather end up booking a holiday on a whim. When they get there, they realise they should have read the details more closely... (eventual Hiccstrid) (eventual Heathretali)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,025 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Complete
Escorts reviews
Hiccstrid Modern AU. The chronicles of a couple with an unusual shared occupation. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccup/multi Astrid/multi
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 3/29/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid] OC - Complete
Approval reviews
Modern AU. Six months into their relationship, Astrid is finally ready to meet her boyfriends family. After a disastrous incident, Astrid soon learns that familial approval is a tricky thing, and she didn't need it as much as she thought. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Winning reviews
Modern AU. Of all the scenarios Hiccup had imagined in his mind, deep in his daydreams, losing a game of Laser Tag wasn't anywhere on the list. Hiccstrid one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/23/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Geek reviews
Modern AU. He's a geek. She's head cheerleader. Astrid knows they'll never work, but somehow that doesn't seem to stop them. Hiccstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 3/22/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Hope reviews
Modern AU. A recently homeless Astrid crosses paths with veteran of the streets Hiccup, who puts his mind to making her see light at the end of the tunnel. Hiccstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 2/12/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Competitive reviews
Modern AU. Someone thought it was a good idea to put boyfriends Dagur and Eret in charge of training people for fitness exams. Personally, Dagur thinks he's much better. Eret does so love to challenge him though. Dagur/Eret Dagret slash one shot!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2018 - [Eret, Dagur] - Complete
Awkward reviews
Modern AU. When Hiccup agreed to a blind-date on a double date, he didn't expect to end up sat with his half-sister pretending that they had never met. Hiccup/Astrid Hiccstrid one shot (warning for incest) sideship of Heather/Atali.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 7/8/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Games reviews
Modern AU. Frustrated by the snow grounding their flights and stalling their holiday plans, Astrid suggests a game of Jenga. Strip Jenga. Heathcupstrid Hiccup/Heather/Astrid. Polyshipprompts Polyship Week 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/19/2018 - [Astrid, Heather, Hiccup] - Complete
Double reviews
Zombie AU. In any other situation, watching two women compare their kill count would probably be worrying. Hiccup/Astrid/Cami. Polyshipprompts Polyship week 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2018 - [Astrid, Camicazi, Hiccup] - Complete
Thief reviews
Modern AU. Astrid's constant theft is a rampant problem, so Hiccup and Eret decide to see what the fuss is about. Hicretstrid one shot. Polyshipprompts Polyship week 2018.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2018 - [Astrid, Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Unsettled reviews
Finding himself with a new world view and apparently a new home island, Eret isn't sure if he's welcome or wanting to settle. Pre- Hicretstrid. Polyshipprompts Polyship Week 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Astrid, Eret - Complete
Tough reviews
Mala knows she'd made the right decision in marrying them, but that doesn't mean they aren't both idiots sometimes. Mala/Dagur/Snotlout Polyshipprompts Polyshipp Week 2018
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2018 - [Mala, Dagur, Snotlout] - Complete
Open reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup and Eret are pretty sure they have their open relationship all figured out. They had never accounted for someone like Astrid testing almost every rule they've ever had. Hicret, with eventual Hicretstrid. (slash, het and the fun stuff in between)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,406 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 1/3/2018 - [Hiccup, Eret] Astrid - Complete
Alterations reviews
Eret was still very proud of himself for the little alteration he suggested when Hiccup was making his new flight suit. Hiccup/Eret Hicret one shot. Sequel to Two's Company/Killing Loneliness.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2018 - [Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Playmate reviews
Modern AU. Entertaining themselves in a bar on a casual date night, Hiccup and Astrid end up coming to the 'rescue' of a woman on a terrible date. Established Hiccstrid Hiccup/Astrid/Mala one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Mala] - Complete
Playdate reviews
Modern AU. After having an enjoyable evening with Mala previously, Hiccup and Astrid find themselves agreeing to her coming over again. This time, with her new boyfriend. Hiccup/Astrid Mala/Eret a messy, messy playdate.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Mala, Eret] - Complete
Fantasy reviews
Modern AU. When Astrid admits a fantasy of hers to Hiccup, she didn't imagine in a million years he was going to make it happen. Hiccup/Astrid/OC!Hiccups twin. (No slash/twincest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 4/26/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid, OC] - Complete
Request reviews
Atali comes to Berk with a pressing problem, one she hopes Hiccup and Astrid can help her with. Hiccstrid Hiccup/Astrid/Atali two shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Complete
Fearless reviews
Even when she was only five years old, Fearless uncle Finn Hofferson was Astrid's hero. Until Aurvandil's Fire. Until the Flightmare. Suffering the shame of his frozen fear, Astrid receives comfort from an unlikely source. Wee ones Hiccstrid(ish).
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Fearless Finn Hofferson, Flightmare - Complete
Restless reviews
Hiccup was restless. Valka had known it in the womb, when he kicked and wriggled. She saw it when he flew, exploring every last mystery of the ground and sky. And most of all, she felt it when Hiccup touched her. Valcup Hiccup/Valka one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Worrisome reviews
Valka is hardly the most traditional Viking, but she finds herself with a very traditional concern when the ships don't return as expected. Valka/Stoick one shot... thing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2018 - [Stoick, Valka] - Complete
Diary reviews
After the first close call, Ingrid really ought to have learnt that her private diary wasn't always so private when it came to Vlad. Vlad/Ingrid one shot (warning for incest!)
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2018 - [Vladimir D., Ingrid D.] - Complete
Photoshoot reviews
Modern AU. Locked in competition with her musical rival, Astrid ends up taking a wager on who next hits number one. It's a decision she might come to regret. Or maybe not... Hiccstrid two shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 5/22/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Camicazi - Complete
Reunion reviews
Modern AU. Dragged reluctantly to a Viking themed party by Heather, Astrid bumps into a familiar person with an unfamiliar face, who does his best to make her night better. Hiccstrid one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/18/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Heather - Complete
Her reviews
Modem AU. Celebrating their two year anniversary, Heather reflects on the real meanings of friends, family, support and love while Astrid wins an arm-wrestle against Eret. Heathstrid Trans!Heather/Astrid femslash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2018 - [Astrid, Heather] Hiccup - Complete
Noise reviews
Jack is just trying to do his job, but the hot guy next door is disturbing the quiet. Jack soon learns not to mind. Hiccup/Jack HiJack
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/25/2018 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Survival reviews
When Dagur destroys her home and her family, Heather barely escapes with her life and has to learn a whole new way of surviving if she's to eventually take her revenge. Heather/Eret Heather/multipleOCs
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Heather, OC, Eret - Complete
Tryst reviews
Modern AU. If someone had told Valka a week ago she would be following a young man to his room, she would have called them mad. Unrelated!Valcup Valka/Hiccup one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Bet reviews
Vlad discovers Erin is leading a betting pool at Garside. The subject? When he and Bertrand are going to get together. Slightly crack-fic one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2018 - [Bertrand dF., Vladimir D.] Erin N. - Complete
First Mate reviews
Pirate AU one shot. Being captain of a deck full of pirates really should keep Mala busy, but her first mate has a terrible habit of distracting her. Hiccup/Mala Malcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2018 - [Mala, Hiccup] - Complete
Bones and Stones reviews
Modern AU. As an archeologist, Valka often ends up in random parts of the world digging up rare and exciting discoveries. She didn't really expect to unearth romance in a museum. Valka/Mala
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [Valka, Mala] Hiccup - Complete
Accident reviews
Modern AU. Raised by strict, conservative parents, Astrid is determined to get her education and get away from them. Then a pregnancy throws a dent in 'the plan'. Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 1/19/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Valka - Complete
Blind Date reviews
Modern AU. Frustrated with her best friends lack of social life, Heather sets Astrid up on a blind date. And promptly regrets it. Background Hiccstrid action for Vala.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Heather, Mala] [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Lunch reviews
Modern AU. Valka is growing suspicious that her husband forgets his lunch on purpose, just so she has to take it to him. Stalka Stoick/Valka
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2018 - [Valka, Stoick] - Complete
Adopted reviews
Henry 'Hiccup' Hofferson has recently lost his parents and his leg in a horrible car accident. He's taking care of his sister and everything is starting to be ok again... until he finds out he was adopted, and meeting his birth mother turns his world over. Hiccup/Valka Valcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,855 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Hiccup, Valka] Astrid - Complete
It Never Happened reviews
Vlad hasn't seen Ingrid since the day he married Adze, but she still somehow felt she had every right to turn up eight years later and turn his world on its axis.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,444 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 5/28/2017 - [Ingrid D., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Chosen Two - Year Five reviews
Vlad bought them a year to fight the war, but Harry knows a year is not much time at all. Even less to immortals. Vlad/Harry. Rated M for sexual content, language, themes. - temporary hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,628 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 6/8/2017 - [Harry P., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Kissing Cousins reviews
Modern AU. Astrid dreads the full family get togethers, a sea of grandmothers who want to ask her where her love life is at. When she catches sight of her cousin, he's the perfect distraction. Hiccstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Twins reviews
Modern AU. When the person you fall in love with happens to be your twin, relationship problems have a whole new meaning. Hiccstrid incest, sideship of Dagther.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Heather, Dagur] - Complete
Sex Education reviews
Modern AU. Hiccstrid. Noticing that the people they've raised since their pre-teens have become adults cause Astrid and Hiccup problems respectively. (alternatively, Older!Astrid/Younger!Hiccup and Older!Hiccup/Younger!Astrid respectively)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Nursing reviews
Modern AU. Astrid has a medical condition that often makes her feel ashamed, but upon confiding in her best friend, it turns out not to be such a problem. Hiccstrid(contains lactation kink, bonus pregnancy chapter)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Wild reviews
Modern AU. After many months of her coming in to his mothers cafe where he works, Hiccup finally works up the nerve to ask out the hot blonde in the leather jacket. He didn't realise he was in for quite such a wild ride. Hiccstrid prompt for Vala!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Confidence reviews
Modern AU. His friends mean well, but sometimes the only person who can make Justin feel ok about being himself is his girlfriend. Heathlegs one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2018 - [Fishlegs I., Heather] - Complete
Cowboy reviews
"You know, riding horses isn't the only thing I think about." Hiccstrid-ish one shot featuring horse riding and too many flannel shirts.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Astrid - Complete
Rite Of Passage reviews
Modern AU Nerdcup. At nineteen, Hiccup's still a virgin. When his dad finds out, Stoick decides to try and ensure that Hiccup crosses off that particular rite of passage. Hiccup/Mala Hiccala prompt
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/24/2018 - [Hiccup, Mala] - Complete
Slayer reviews
AU slayer!Vlad human!Vlad. Bertrand went back to get away from the Slayers. He couldn't help but want to take out his frustration out on the one that interrupted his peace. Pre-slash Bertrand/Vlad
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2018 - Vladimir D., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Surrender reviews
Sometimes, Astrid just needs to let it all go, and there is nobody but Hiccup she can trust to take her there. Hiccstrid Domcup one shot. Contains light BDSM and D/s play.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Identity reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup reflects on childhood friendship, a journey through identities and what happens when your girlfriend challenges you to a waffle-eating contest. trans!Astrid Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Nyctophobia reviews
Post Blindsided, Astrid has developed a bit of a problem. Actually, a rather big and annoying problem for any Hofferson. Hiccup manages to come up with a solution just in time for Snoggletog. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Masterpiece reviews
Modern AU. From one artist to another... they can work together to make a masterpiece. Teacher/student Valka/Hiccup unrelated!Valcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 12/21/2017 - [Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
Close reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup and his mother were close. Everyone accepted it. Of course, they didn't really know how close. A Valcup two shot involving semi-public semi-nudity, incest and clothes shopping. Hiccup/Valka
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 12/16/2017 - [Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
Angry reviews
Vlad makes everything such a fight, it's a wonder Bertrand doesn't just lose his patience. Vlad/Bertrand slash oneshot
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2017 - [Bertrand dF., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Snogard dna Erised reviews
X-over/AU. When the War invades her homeland, Heather Osvald ends up at Hogwarts. Orphaned and alone, save for her dragon. Harry can certainly relate to the losses associated with the War. Harry/Heather if you squint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Harry P., Heather - Complete
Swinging reviews
Modern AU. In a bid to save their failing relationship, Eret and Heather come to Hiccup and Astrid with an... unusual request. (mainly) Hiccstrid with side orders of Eretstrid and Heathcup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather, Eret - Complete
Trials by Dragon fire reviews
Drabbles and one shots. Mostly Eret-centric with elements of Hicretstrid scattered all the way through. Post HTTYD2. The trials and tribulations of Eret, son of Eret learning to be a dragon rider, a Hooligan and how to move on from his past.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Eret
Handsy-man reviews
Modern AU. Astrid has a bit of a fixer upper house, and the handyman she hires is just a little too attractive for her to handle calmly. Rated for impure thoughts and impure actions! Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/30/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Handyman reviews
Modern AU. Astrid has a bit of a fixer upper house, and the handyman she hires is just a little too attractive for her to handle calmly. Rated T for some swearing and a lot of impure thoughts. Hiccstrid prompt, if you didn't get that.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/29/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Prom reviews
Modern AU. After all the time Hiccup spent working up the nerve to ask Astrid to the Prom, she turned him down. When he discovered why... he just had to go do something about it. Hiccstrid two-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Heather, Valka - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
Modern AU. Watching her have awful date after awful date, Astrid's best friend tries to steer her in a new direction. A new direction with a silly name. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 8/29/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Eret - Complete
Elegance reviews
A chance encounter. A childs birthday party. An innate appreciation for all things elegant and refined. Vlad didn't think those three things would all end in one place, one person. Vlad/Narcissa two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 11/9/2017 - [Narcissa M., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Taboo reviews
They might not be blood, but that doesn't stop it being wrong. Hiccstrid with a twist! - complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,112 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
The Things We Do For Love reviews
Astrid starts noticing something unusual, and no matter how she tried to ignore it it didn't go away. So... she's rolling with it, because she loves Hiccup and, well, you do anything for love. Hiccup/Valka/Astrid and variations of. - complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,377 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Astrid, Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Nursemaid reviews
Spoon feeding the future Grand High Vampire was not in Bertrand's job description. Unhappy nursemaid Bertrand and uncooperative sick Vlad.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Vladimir D., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Distractions reviews
AU. Viggo knows he can't afford distractions in his line of work. He allows himself only one. Viggo/Astrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2017 - [Astrid, Viggo G.] - Complete
Sticky Notes reviews
They don't remember how it started, but they've always done it really. Hiccstrid one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Adrenaline reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup takes up a new hobby, but he's not sure if it's his instructor or the height making his knees weak. Hiccstrid one shot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Berserker Blood reviews
Dagur thought he had found something in her. Heather proved to be his biggest challenge and his greatest motivation. Dagur/Heather three-shot (warning for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 9/11/2017 - [Dagur, Heather] - Complete
Uncomplicated reviews
Vlad likes to tell himself Bertrand was uncomplicated, but it was a lie. Vlad/Bertrand one shot
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2017 - [Bertrand dF., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Rainbows reviews
Modern AU. Eret's still coming to grips with his sexuality, feeling adrift and alone when some stranger with nice eyes and a metal leg gives him the night of his life. Hiccup/Eret Hicret one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 7/10/2017 - [Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Gifts reviews
Post HTTYD2. Valka accidentally comes across some memories in Hiccup's room she'd rather thought were gone forever. (spoilers for RTTE S5)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Hiccup, Valka - Complete
Cliche reviews
Hiccup knows it's a terrible cliche. He's in love with his best friends girl. Justin(Fishlegs)/Heather Hiccup/Heather request.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2017 - [Heather, Hiccup] Fishlegs I. - Complete
Public reviews
Eret feels like a pervert; but he still goes to the glory hole. Eret/Astrid Eretstrid one shot request.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Halloween reviews
They always dress up in daft, non-scary outfits. It's tradition. That didn't mean Vlad was prepared to see Ingrid dressed as an angel. Established Vlad/Ingrid one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Vladimir D., Ingrid D.] - Complete
Killing Loneliness reviews
Astrid misses Hiccup so when he has to go away and be Chief. Luckily, an understanding Eret is always on hand to ease the loneliness. Eret/Astrid Eretstrid oneshot (not a cheating fic!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Astrid, Eret] - Complete
Finding Home reviews
Heather had always been searching for a home. She might have been born a Berserker, but Hiccup and Astrid know she belongs with them. Hiccup/Heather/Astrid one shot. (This is terrible don't read it!)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Heather] - Complete
Hot For Teacher reviews
Modern AU. Eret's just trying to teach his class, but one student is out to make his job all the more difficult. Hicret one shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2017 - [Eret, Hiccup] - Complete
Dragonfly Four reviews
A drabble-ish request about Hiccup testing out his flight suit.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Carelessness reviews
Hiccup knows what he likes and he's not embarrassed about it. That doesn't mean he wanted the whole college to see his sex tape. Eret/Hiccup/Thuggory request.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Eret, Hiccup, Thuggory] Astrid - Complete
Ought To Know Better reviews
Valka can't explain it, because she knows she shouldn't feel the things she does. Twenty years in the Bewilderbeast nest and only now are her feelings changing toward her son. Hiccup/Valka Valcup (warnings for incest)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Dragon Lady reviews
It's Eret's birthday, and he and boyfriend Hiccup head out with the intent of finding a playmate for the night. Who they find threatens to rock their whole world. Established Hicret, unrelated Valcup/Valkret. Hiccup/Eret/Valka
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2017 - [Hiccup, Eret, Valka] - Complete
Bonding reviews
After Drago is defeated and Berk is beginning to heal, Hiccup and Valka find that they have a lot of ground to cover after so many years apart. Hiccup/Valka Valcup. May be unsuitable for Hiccstrid fans.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/26/2017 - Published: 2/28/2017 - [Hiccup, Valka] - Complete
Chosen One-shots reviews
Chosen one meets Chosen One - Vlad/Harry one shots of many flavours. Prompts welcomed/needed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Harry P., Vladimir D.
Hiccup's butt reviews
Astrid can't quite get over just how damn tight Hiccup's new bottoms are. A tiny drabble type thing about how much Astrid likes her boyfriends butt. Twoshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/18/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Rules To Bend Until They Break reviews
In the space of a few hours, Vlad's world was rocked. Magda's plan to marry the Count and then 'bump him off' has succeeded, and now he and Ingrid have to learn to live with the fallout. That won't stop them getting their revenge, all in good time...
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 238,543 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Vladimir D., Ingrid D.] Magda W., Wolfie - Complete
Two's Company reviews
Three's a crowd. Or in this case, three might just be their magic number. Varying stages of Hicretstrid, including Hiccstrid, Eretstrid, Eretcup/Hicret (?) and Hicretstrid. In that order.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Astrid, Hiccup, Eret - Complete
Chosen Two - Year Three & Year Four reviews
Sequel to Chosen Two - Year One and Year Two. After two years of adventures, Vlad is struggling with his feelings and Harry is struggling to find out who he is. And they just can't seem to stay out of trouble... Powerful!Vlad and Powerful!Harry/eventual Vlad x Harry/rated T for swearing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 275,928 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Harry P., Vladimir D. - Complete
Stolen Moments reviews
When two kindred spirits meet by chance, Hiccup has no idea who the Dragon Thief really is. Trouble is... Valka knows exactly who the mystery dragon rider is. Hiccup/Valka Valcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2017 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Hunt reviews
AU Adam!Vlad. At fourteen, Adam Giles is already a trained slayer, counting down the two years until he can finally go out and hunt down the vampires who killed his father Michael. Meanwhile, his boyfriend doesn't even believe in vampires. Adam/Jonno
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Vladimir D., Jonathan V. H.
Oh look more Valcup kind of reviews
Blah-list of Hiccup/Valka or 'Valcup' prompts I wrote and can't decide between. Readers help me please (do not click if you don't like mother/son bonding that's against the law hahaha I'm going to Hel goodbye)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Valka, Hiccup] - Complete
Dress Up reviews
"You're all man Dean, I just want to see." Dean has a secret kink, Sam likes it and Cas wants to watch. Wincestiel four shot - now with Dress Up Cas!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Pen Pal reviews
About a month after the end of Season Five, Georgina Giles receives a letter from someone she has no memory of. Who the hell is Assan Ramanga? George/Assan -ish one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Complete
Teaching reviews
When Ingrid approaches Vlad for something, he has one condition - that they train together. Vlad should know it wouldn't be that simple. Vlad/Ingrid one-shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
What To Expect When A Vampire Is Expecting?
A series of one shots about Harry/Ingrid and life after their bloodbinding. Mostly revolving around pregnancy and family life, side ship of Vlad/Erin. Follows on from "A Magical Day". - on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,514 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Harry P., Ingrid D. - Complete
Betrayal
It took way too long for Ingrid to learn her lesson. Malik/Ingrid one-shot(essentially PWP).
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Ingrid D., Malik V. - Complete
Porphyria reviews
AU Adam!Vlad. He stares a lot. At his hands, the walls, the ceilings. There isn't a whole lot else to do, when you're locked up for murder. (One-shot/hiatus?)
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Complete
Immortality reviews
After fulfilling the prophecy, Harry realised he had sacrificed something. Death. Trapped and bitter in his eternal life, everyone he knows dead, Harry accidentally meets a stranger who understands what it means to be a reluctant immortal. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Harry P., Vladimir D. - Complete
Lazarus Rising reviews
Sequel to Building Something New/No Place Like Home. Finding out their youngest child is more than even they could have anticipated, Vlad, Ingrid, Robin and Bertrand have to navigate family life while Vlad learns how to lead the vampire world.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D., Robin B., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Seven Things I Hate About You reviews
Ingrid hates Vlad. Hates everything about him. Honestly.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine
When Famine said he was dead inside, it wasn't because Dean craved nothing. It was because what he did want, had wanted for so long, was killing him. Wincest prompt!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Siblings
Vlad/Ingrid/Malik - Vlad and Ingrid welcome their new brother in the only way they can, and that's all fine until Ingrid finds she's pregnant. - complete.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,373 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D., Malik V. - Complete
Addiction reviews
They are both playing a game. It's merely a question of who can play it better. Boris/Vlad prompt, rather dark and dub-con.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Vladimir D., Boris D. - Complete
All Grown Up reviews
AU Adam!Vlad. Sequel to Adam's Story/Vl-Adam-Ir. Fifteen years after running out on his family, with the Vampire High Council and a special date with the Blood Mirror closing in, Adam has to face up to what he left behind. Dark themes/swearing likely.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 131,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Vladimir D. - Complete
Chosen Two - Year One & Year Two reviews
Nothing unusual about the day before his eleventh birthday, until Vlad went into the dining room to find Professor McGonogall and be informed that both he and Ingrid were "magical vampires". And what's this about the Chosen One? Xover fic - eventual Vladimir Dracula x Harry Potter. Will contain Powerful!Vlad and Powerful!Harry. Rated T for possible language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 161,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Harry P., Vladimir D.] - Complete
Ordinary reviews
AU Adam!Vlad. Adam Giles, ordinary boy. Erin Noble, his ordinary girlfriend. Right?
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Vladimir D., Erin N. - Complete
Unimaginable reviews
In another life, Vlad finds the truth about his human side in possibly the worst way imaginable. Two-Shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Vladimir D. - Complete
Firsts reviews
Ingrid reflects on all the 'firsts' in her life. Vlad/Ingrid one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
Favour reviews
The Count is trying to marry Ingrid off again, so as thanks to Ingrid for saving him from Elisabetta Vlad invokes a loophole to claim Ingrid as his betrothed, buying them both time to find someone suitable. 'Fake Engagement' prompt!
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
Vl-Adam-Ir reviews
AU Adam!Vlad. Sequel to Adam's Story. Learning to juggle being Adam Giles, ordinary boy and Vladimir Dracula, The Chosen One is going to make the last of Adam's teenage years... interesting. Rated T for swearing/mentions of sex/dark themes.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Vladimir D. - Complete
No Place Like Home reviews
Sequel to Building Something New. Vlad, Ingrid, Bertrand and Robin have their bloodbinding, their son and their own little bubble of paradise. But with old enemies and new arrivals, can things stay so easy forever? Warnings inside, best to read BSN first.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D., Robin B., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Bad Boys
Vlad hates himself for being so cliche, but not as much as he hates that Malik is the cliche bad boy he wants. Vlad/Malik two-shot, early mentions of Vlad/Bertrand. Kind of dark?
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,964 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Vladimir D., Malik V. - Complete
Arrogant - Adam's Side reviews
AU Adam!Vlad - Based on Arrogant but could be read separately. There is only so long you can dance at the edge before you fall. Inspired by Bad Vlad because who doesn't love Bad Vlad?
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
Afraid reviews
When Vlad was little, he used to climb into her bed because he was afraid of the dark. It's probably not appropriate now he's an adult. Slow build up to a slow burning Vlad/Ingrid one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Dream Come True reviews
No matter how many times he tried to justify it, it wasn't right to want his brother... Right? Sam/Dean Wincest request!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Adam's Story reviews
AU Adam!Vlad. Adam Giles is 13 years old, happy in his life with his mum and sister and stepfather. When tragedy forces their family to Stokely, Adam has no idea how much his life has yet to change. Rated T for dark stuff/swearing/mentions of sex. I repeat, this story gets darker along the way!
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Vladimir D. - Complete
A Magical Day? reviews
Harry/Ingrid two-shot! It's Harry and Ingrid's bloodbinding day, which means the in laws are already at war! (First chapter K-T, second will be M).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Harry P., Ingrid D. - Complete
Trapped reviews
The Count has broken the ceasefire, and Vlad and Ingrid get trapped while on the run from Slayers. Vlad/Ingrid one-shot as prompted!
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Forbidden
"They knew it was forbidden, that's why they kept doing it." Established relationship Vlad/Ingrid one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Unbroken
Will's death hadn't broken her. Malik's betrayal hadn't broken her. The Count couldn't break her. Ingrid wouldn't let Talitha break her now. Vlad/Ingrid one shot, kind of dark.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Caught
Vlad/Ingrid one shot. Four times Ingrid caught Vlad, and one time he caught her.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
Surprise
AU Adam!Vlad. Adam has known about his girlfriend, Ingrid being a vampire for a while. The morning of his sixteenth birthday, Ingrid drags him to stand in front of something called a "Blood Mirror" as a joke.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Baby Blue Eyes reviews
The secret would stay with her until she was dust, Ingrid swore that every time she looked into her daughters eyes.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Crossed Wands reviews
It's Valentines Day! Harry likes Vlad. Vlad likes Harry. Vlad thinks Harry likes Draco and Harry thinks Vlad likes Hermione. It's all very confusing and far too fluffy. Vlad/Harry one shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Harry P., Vladimir D. - Complete
Breathe
Piers/Ingrid one-shot. It's been weeks since the others left, and Ingrid felt like every time she turned around he was there. (Piers isn't a character option so I can't tag him in it.)
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Ingrid D. - Complete
Revenge
Vlad/Ingrid two-shot. Dark/ish. Ingrid craved a slow burn, silent and deadly revenge for Will's death. If she could make Vlad fall into the darkness, the whole world would tremble.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,801 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Innocent reviews
Vlad/Robin one-shot. Vlad's been watching Robin for a while now, forgetting that there's always a possibility he could be caught.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Robin B., Vladimir D. - Complete
Reasons
Vlad/Ingrid one shot - The Count has decided that Vlad needs to know what women are good for.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Baby
Sequel to Consequences, but can be read as a stand-alone one shot. Vlad/Ingrid pairing - "Our actions have consequences, this is our lesson."
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Consequences
Vlad/Ingrid one shot. 'Just once' turned into 'once more'. They should have known that there would be consequences.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Arrogant
AU Adam!Vlad. If Ingrid Count was Queen to the boys at school, Adam Giles was King of the girls. Naturally, Ingrid was unaffected, but Adam may not be so easily swayed. Sort of one-shot/short story thing. A bit dark and twisted.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,669 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Merits
Vlad and Erin have a plan to convince Bertrand breathers are alright. Erin/Bertrand.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Erin N., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Times
It shouldn't have happened. It certainly shouldn't have kept happening. Vlad/Ingrid one-shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D. - Complete
Not For This Life
AU Adam!Vlad. Just because he was normal in this life, didn't mean he truly belonged there. Dark one-shot. Selfharm/suicidal ideation warnings - no death.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Vladimir D. - Complete
Something about Adam
AU Adam!Vlad - Ingrid had every boy in school hanging off her within minutes. Except one. What is it with Adam Giles? Three-shot, rating now revised.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,884 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
An Ordinary Boy reviews
AU Adam!Vlad - Adam Giles grew up a perfectly normal boy. Now the night before his 16th birthday, he eagerly awaits the arrival of his girlfriend Ingrid Count. Angst/Smut/AU one shot.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Building Something New
It started with anger and ended with love. Set during S5. Warnings inside. Vlad/Ingrid (with Bertrand and Robin later on.) Complete! Sequel now up. *undergoing mild re-write*
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,521 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Vladimir D., Ingrid D., Robin B., Bertrand dF. - Complete
Safe reviews
One shot. Bertrand always made him feel safe. Vlad/Bertrand
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Bertrand dF., Vladimir D. - Complete
Taste reviews
"She still loves him, it's written all over her fangs." One shot. Vlad/Erin. Dark-ish, all vampire.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Erin N., Vladimir D. - Complete
Bitten reviews
One shot. Vlad makes a mistake that has a profound effect on his friend. Vlad/Robin
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Vladimir D., Robin B. - Complete
Reflection reviews
Good Vlad had nothing on him. Bad Vlad/Count. Dark and dub-con one shot prompt.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Count D., Vladimir D. - Complete
Power reviews
When Ingrid realises Vlad wants her, she plots how best to use it. Vlad/Ingrid. Kind of fluffy.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Ingrid D., Vladimir D. - Complete
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