You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...

When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?

Takes place 18 months after Lubbock's death. The revolutionary army is in shambles as the empire is finally quelling the rebellion. Tatsumi is living under Esdese's protection, having accepted her offer back then. Trying to destroy the empire from the inside by sectretly sowing seeds of internal conflict while hiding behind it's strongest general. Rated M for gore,lemons,violence.

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.

She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

She would shape the future in her favor because if there was one thing she wouldn't do as Misa Amane, it was die over a man. SI!Misa Amane

A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.

Crime AU. Yang is an enforcer. Ruby is an assassin. Blake… well, assassin doesn't quite do her justice. As for Weiss, she's one of the heiresses of the Schnee family, and crime is their business.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Raven had matured into a woman who could completely disarm you with one look. The fact that she could read your mind, materialize at will, and control forces beyond your comprehension was sheer overkill.

The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

After graduating Hogwarts, Tom Riddle finds himself a store clerk while Harry Evans finds herself becoming Indiana Jones. Side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

Only a year after Lily's participation in the fourth holy grail war in Fuyuki Japan, in the summer of 1997 Lily, Wizard Lenin, and Gilgamesh are summoned to an alternate dimension in Romania to battle in a holy war for the fate of the greater grail and consequently the freedom and hope of all mankind. Sequel to "The Demiurge"

It's Halloween night and Lily tries and fails to explain what she got up to over the summer of 1996, then of course, Gilgamesh shows up to explain for her. Side fic to "The Demiurge"

Sans has watched as everything repeated over and over again. So has Frisk. Sans gave up a long time ago. Frisk, she still has plenty of determination. They couldn't end the loop on their own. But maybe, they could end it if they worked together? Female Frisk. Possible future Frisk/Sans.

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

Eru Lee, after her disastrous battle with plant zombies, finds herself back in time in the clan war era creating paradoxes left and right. Tobirama tries to adjust to the new world order. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

December 1992, after Hogwarts breaks for the holidays during a frightful term, Luna Lovegood goes out of her way to interview Frank the vampire. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

In 1945, a pair of strange and violent transfer students from Japan come to Hogwarts claiming to be assassins. Tom can't decide if he's unimpressed, jealous, or perhaps even a tad on edge of Minato Namikaze or Lee Eru. side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."

A loved one gone. A family broken. And the question of why?

Once, perhaps, before travelling onward to meet Namikaze Minato, Eru Lee decided to stop in Uzushio and meet the girl who would one day be his wife. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Elizabeth Riddle knows too much about things that prove to be both out of time and mostly useless as her twin brother searches for the castle where eternity dwells and the revolution which must open its doors. AU SI insert.

Even saints can commit great evil. Even great monsters can be kind. The world of Naruto isn't for the faint of heart. As for Kiyohime? She just wants to make with the science and save her dad. Honest. SI. Orochimaru's daughter.

Sometimes the village gives truly ridiculous and truly invasive missions, however, Lee's bored, a tad lonely, apprentice-less, and perhaps needing a mission or two to point her in new directions. If Tobirama is the same, then so much the better. Side fic to Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds

After driving a very expensive car to attract men ended in pitiful failure a desperate Lily goes back to the drawing board, and then desperately takes up Lenin's advice. Fortunately or not, it goes off the rails. Sequel to "Life in the Fast Lane" and side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Bill Weasley, human Gringotts employee, is sent out to make nice with Lily Riddle's vampires and find out what the blazes is going on in Albania. There he meets an unaccommodating Frank. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Naruto Uzumaki is a goth girl with blood red hair, tattoos, and an axe guitar. She has an ocean of chakra, a killer other half, and a gross bloodlimit. Fuuinjutsu & rocking out are her calling. But those hobbies aren't enough to save her from her inner darkness. She must grow and learn to become better, someone that she herself can like. A slight yuri/DarkfemNaru & OC centric AU.

This is a story all about how Lee's life gets flipped, turned upside down, or more importantly how she comes to a few realizations and makes a few interesting choices. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Side stories from 'Of the River and the Sea'. Includes canon snippets that didn't quite fit, AU's of the story, and crack. SI/OC. Shenanigans. It's all shenanigans.

"A homesickness for a home to which you cannot return, a home which maybe never was; the nostalgia, the yearning, the grief for the lost places of your past." SI/Light's big sister. OC x ?

After the events of the fourth grail war, Gilgamesh and Severus Snape have a conversation. Epilogue of sorts to "The Demiurge"

After his attempt to resurrect the deceased hokages, messing with time, space, as well as death itself, Eru Lee's Konoha finds itself cast into Uzumaki Naruto's Konoha. After disposing and making an example of Orochimaru, the various casts eye themselves and briefly explore the overwhelming differences between both worlds. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...

Jiraiya and Minato, on returning to Konoha, discover that their beloved hidden village now has a Jashinist problem. Predictably, it's all Lee's fault. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

By stone and by sky, there had never been anything she could do to save herself. Subjected to becoming a beast at the age of two, Yugito Nii grew up being watched—grew up being tested—and she's sick of it. More than that, she knows that if she doesn't do anything then she'll end up dead in a plot to ruin the world. With something to live for, she won't let that happen. [SI/OC]

Ruby's been having odd dreams lately, the kind that she's reluctant to tell her friends about. Little does she know, Roman's been having the same dreams… I am Rosewick trash, sue me. Rated T for now, may become M rated later, depends. Post-Breach AU [since, you know, we don't know what happens next yet]

Of all the fictional worlds Ella could've fallen into, she had to end up in Death Note.

What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.

The year is 1996 and in a strange, incomprehensible, action on the part of the grail itself Eleanor Lily Potter is summoned as a servant in the grail war. Crossover of "Fate/Zero" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and a love triangle, not a threesome.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

In her first life she never believed in the concept of reincarnation. In her second life? She's a bit more open-minded. You'd have to be really stubborn not to what with books that can kill, magical eyes and gods of death just in you surroundings. OC-SI as Sayu.

Tony Stark really didn't have anything that kept his interest, no one could ever keep up with him and his own personal demons always chased him into a bottle. Iris Potter was forced to abandon her homeland when her people demanded she become nothing more then a brood mare, so she ran to the other side of the pond and played the stock market while hitting the bottle. Then, they met.

Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Uchiha Itachi is a lot of things: a genius, kin murderer, traitor, S-rank missing nin. Uchiha Sasuke acknowledges all that. But ultimately, he's still Aniki. Semi-SI!Sasuke

She knew early on that there was something off about herself. She wasn't just Hisae. Or maybe she was, but in the very least she was pretty sure she had been someone else before who she was now. Maybe she had died? She died a lot, actually. So it probably wasn't a big deal if she'd done it before. It wasn't very good for her already tenuous grasp on reality though SemiSI/OC OneShot

Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.

Lelouch thought he'd won, having arranged his own death for world peace he awaited eternity in hell as his reward, what he hadn't expected was to wake up in a small ten year old girls body with no explanation. Bitter, jaded, tired, and lost Princess Luluka no longer cares about saving the world from itself, now she's on a journey to sow chaos for no other reason then that she can.

The life of a demigod is short and brutal. Here's to hoping I don't die before I'm at least old enough to get laid. Self-Insert. Reincarnation-fic. Twin-fic. Slow burn.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

Taylor had always had doubts about what she was doing, even after she had changed her mind on being a superhero. What might have happened if she had focused on all the good she could do if she approached law and order from the other direction? What might have happened if she had given being a supervillain her full commitment?

Lee briefly battles her civilian English counterpart over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a certain understanding of each other and how different they truly are. side fic crossover of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

As the fabric of the universe crumbles, the TARDIS crew over 300 years are pulled back to the ship and are forced to live in close quarters and get along while going on daily, episodic adventures in between the domesticity. Stars Nine, Ten, Eleven, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara and later Jenny, Tentoo, Oswin Oswald and Adam Mitchell. [Improves With Age]

They say that you learn from experience. I guess that's why Captain America is perfect. SI/OC insert. Sporadic updates.

After having their first child, and a rather eventful and destructive nine months, Lee decides that for the safety of Konoha and the happiness of Minato she has no choice but to switch their genders. Minato doesn't appreciate it at all. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Dying was easy, just close your eyes and there it is. But something has interference and I've been given another chance. This time I'm not going to waste it. Rewrite. SI. OC. Reincarnation. Genre Savvy!Smart!Powerful!Fem!Naruto. Potential Trigger.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?

When a thief by trade is reincarnated into the toddler body of one Raiga Uzumaki, missing Godson of Tsunade Senju and Jinchuriki of the Nanabi no Kabutomushi he understands one thing: this was gunna suck. Still, he mused, there was so much he could do for the people of this world! He could stop everything before it- Nah. Let's just mess with the main characters. (Up for adoption)

This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.

There's a girl with the powers of a god, but lacking the drive. Then there's a boy with all the motivation in the world, and a small notebook to take it on with. AKA, when Hariel Potter met Light Yagami. FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

My daddy loves me! [TaylorVasil][Heartbreaker][Alec][Cherie]

Vampire!Ruby. Her voice sounded akin to a tempting songstress and a deadly predator, smooth like melted butter but as dangerous as arsenic. "I have a proposition for you." [Discontinued]

Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, has his first impression of Eru Lee and concludes that humans are not only idiots but also great fools. Lee also sticks her foot into her mouth slightly more than she normally does in any given conversation. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Amy learns an unpleasant lesson about her father in the Birdcage. [Marquis x Glaistig Uaine][Het, Dub-Con]

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

In which, in an act of desperation, Madara chooses an apprentice much sooner than he expected before Konoha can become more absurd and more dangerous. Unfortunately, he chooses the first one he finds, which happens to be the overpowered and socially oblivious Eru Lee. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

A darker, more twisted version of Ruby. A version that lusts for power and control and violence and is nearly soulless. Heartbreak at every turn. Contains lots of plot and gratuitous violence. Updated: 11/15/15 - Chapter 64

A girl found bleeding out in the streets of an estate after being brutally stabbed. A girl who apparently had Amnesia and remembers only a small bit about the world. A girl without a background, history or presence. And she just so happens to be able to give our favorite consulting detective a run for his money... UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Another Worm AU, with Taylor having Bonesaw's powers. Wacky!

Short little pieces in response to one sentence prompts. First up: "is there a reason you're naked in my bed?"

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Neo X EVERYONE. "First with Yang and now Jaune ... it looks like you are coming ... back for people now and I ... I ... I don't want you to come back for me." Ruby stated, barely holding it together as she spoke. I was frozen by my guilt. What have you done you monster? Ship Names pls.

Taylor Hebert is of the firm opinion that fate has something against her. After loosing her mother in a car accident three years ago and now her father in another on Christmas Eve, she's left bereft of family, friends, and purpose. Wishing for nothing more than an end to her suffering, she attempts to commit suicide. Unfortunately, her new powers make that all but impossible.

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Esther Bryant grew up close with Shogo Makashima. She learned of his violent tendencies when she was young, but stayed around him despite that. She's grown to love him. Even so, she knows there is no future for the two of them. They are bound to be separated, one way or another. But until then, she'll live with a serial killer. Can they destroy Sybil before the inevitable happens?

Christy Rose is a Death Note fan girl, but after her brother kicked a T.V into the bath she, wakes up in the world of Death Note with not only Shinigami eyes, but also CAT ears! She uses this to her advantage to become a Kira suspect to get involved in the case, try to save L and meet no one other than Beyond Birthday himself. Fuller summary inside! Please read! Has lots of LOL!

Repeat. Loop. Again. Only for you. Only for them. Keep going back for them. Each and every one of them. It doesn't have to be perfect. But it has to have them. Pairing: Lancaster

Cinder's plan for revenge comes to fruition as she gets her own back on Neo for spanking her while she was stuck. Finalé to Stuck. CinderXNeo. NeoXCinder. Melted.

Max suspects that her parents wouldn't approve of her latest photography subject.

The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")

Sequel to Code Geass: Let Me Share the Burden. For two hundred years Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has built a mighty imperium away from the eyes of the galactic community; drawn out by Turian aggression the Holy Empire of Britannia now stands ready to take its rightful place in the galaxy, whether the Council likes it or not. Please review folks

At the tail end of the Albanian campaign Frank and an allied Albanian vampire discuss the various impressions Lily Riddle manages to leave. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

There are photos Max doesn't ever mean to show.

This is envy34's fault, enjoy:The Dark Lady of Britannia Lillith Potter certainly didn't ask to get thrown into an alternate reality, especially after finally conquering her own homeland after a near decade of war but that doesn't mean she's not up for a new challenge. How will the Black Rebellion change when Zero, the man of miracles is joined by The Lady of Slytherin?

Ruby ran away from Beacon. She was simply too good, and was resented for it. But where did she go? Who did she meet? Who is the Queen, rising to power in Vale? And who is behind a string of murders and assassinations, the only clue left behind being the sign of a Rose, bathed in blood? Rated T for a violence/a few torture scenes.

When a man finds himself captured by Neopolitan, she subjects him to the worst kind of torture imaginable. The sexual kind.

Taylor Hebert triggers with Burnscar's power. After a confrontation with a hero goes wrong, she must choose between her ideals and her new companions. Is Taylor destined for the Birdcage, or can she build a new life with the help of Canary and Lung?

Wammy's House was meant to train the brightest of the bright to become top notch detectives. So what happens when one orphan decides she doesn't wan't to use her mind for good anymore. This is the story of O and her adventures in the world of crime as well as her (forced) participation in the Kira case with L himself. Maybe L/OC I haven't decided yet. Rated T to be safe.

Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.

On the world of Remnant, Bonded are Hunters soulbound to creatures of legend. Weiss Schnee has searched her entire lonely life for her heart-sister in Ruby Rose, a black dragon. Blake Belladonna, her enigmatic teammate, is partner to Yang Xiao Long, a golden dragon and Ruby's own sister. Together by flame, bullet, and blade they will turn the tide against the growing Grimm threat.

Naruto and Kyuubi make the best of eternity by pursuing the happiness of others. Benign intentions laced with challenging aspects to assure they aren't entirely bored through out the centuries.

hehhah. Ahem. Laughter, that's what I remember, the most. laughter at my pain, my suffering. what vile and disgusting things we are that we derive pleasure from such things. well they want to laugh. I can give them plenty to laugh at. I will be a real comedian, a joker, a stranger! Hehhuhahah. ahem. No no, You misunderstand. Laugh! I promise I'm not mad.

Modern AU with a a little bit of magical stuff. Weiss braced herself for death, but it never came. Slowly, she opened her eyes and came face to face with a grayish snout, beady silver eyes boring into her. 'Hi, I'm Ruby' The shark greeted chirpily. Eyes rolling into the back of her head; Weiss fainted dead away. Shark!Ruby. Oneshot. Hints of Whiterose.

What do you get for the queen who has everything? Anna decides to ask the queen in question. Naturally, Elsa just has to apply logic to everything. It's totally unfair.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

After a job in Atlas, Roman's crew pulls a mermaid from the water on the trip home. Deciding to keep her around, Roman recruits her and finds himself quite enjoying the company of the sassy, mute, food-loving disguised mermaid illusionist. (Mild orange sherbert, oneshot, pre-canon, AU-ish)

Cinder is on a standard infiltration mission but a rookie mistake finds her literally stuck in place. Her requested backup is different than she expected, and definitely unwanted. CinderXNeo. Melted.

What would happen if Ruby and Cinder where sisters and they ran away from home when they where young. well why don't we find out shall we?

Pyrrha needs a dress for the dance but is hopeless with fashion, Yang and Weiss are no use. So she gets surprise help from an unexpected source.

Roman has always been a professional. But tonight, he begins to question whether this latest job is really for him. Roman x Neo. One-shot.

Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.

No matter how deeply a secret is buried, there are always those who know.

Blood begins to bubble at his mouth as he chokes. Your smile has completely disappeared by then. No one touches Neo but you. You hold the knife directly above his chest. His eyes widen in fear. "Don't be silly. You're the one who is insane here." You tell him and the life flickers out of his eyes as you begin to carve out his heart. Ruby POV. Oneshot.

Frank the vampire has a long standing tradition of avoiding Halloween and in recent years Ellie Potter Day for his own health and sanity; on October 31 1987 when a determined and hungry Lily Riddle arrives at the office he finds himself breaking this trend. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

A darker more mature take on the world of RWBY with Ruby the 'Bloody Rose' a nearly soulless monster with a unstoppable lust and her time at Beacon and beyond. Will she keep her identity a secret or lose everything? Featuring Graphic Torture, Rape, Lemons, Violence and a much different Weiss.

Four different people. Four different ways of indulging themselves. [Oneshot]

This is basically an omake of Security! by ack1308. After reading it, I couldn't help but think of what I'd do if I was thrown into the worm universe. Then, I had this idea.

Slice-of-life two-shot, set just over two years after the events of Stolen Ice. E.J. and Anna have different lives now, but that doesn't mean they've completely abandoned their heisty hijinks.

Nora has an itch, and Pyrrha finds herself volunteered to scratch it. Nora x Pyrrha PWP, because you know there had to be at least one. EDIT: Not a oneshot anymore because you people can't control yourselves.

Sisters are orphaned, split at birth. One's a thief, the other a conwoman. There's paintings, diamond heists, forgotten identities, and an evil corporation. There's also a slow burn romance, which isn't the best when it's with your long-lost sister you never knew you had. So, accidental icest. Eventual Elsanna. Also a mAU, with electro/techno powers.

"I beg your pardon! What did you say?" "Did I stutter?" The heady mix of silk and steel in Ruby's voice sent a shiver down Weiss's spine. "Bend over and put your hands on your desk." Weiss knew she should argue. If she gave Ruby an inch, she'd take a mile. But maybe that was what Weiss wanted. Still, how had it come to this? Chapter 3: Blake teaches Yang a lesson.

Prequel to Sunrises/Sequel to Sunsets. Emerald's awake at two in the morning and she desperately needs to get back to sleep. Emerald masturbation fic with mention of Emerald/Mercury and Emerald/Cinder. R&R and remember, Zone-tan watches you fap.

Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.

Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.

A technological breakthrough in the early 1980s instigates an imperial decree, all royal children must undergo prenatal genetic engineering to ensure a perfect ruling class. What happens when a vindictive immortal is put in charge and causes one Empresses child to have a twin, and how will this sister change his fate?- Epilogue up folks, mwahaha can't wait for the sequal

Blowing off some steam and solving the worlds problems.

When the princess Weiss Schnee is three years old, her mother, the queen of Vale, hires a tutor, who becomes her only friend. When the princess Weiss Schnee is seventeen years old, her world ends, and her kingdom is stolen from her. She sets out to get it back. This is the story of a princess, a dragon, four kingdoms, and a plot to destroy them all.

After Golden Morning Imp sets out on an epic quest! To become a Badass Cultured Supervillain just like Skitter! She's determined to succeed, even if it kills you!

When a shadowy organization attacks Weiss and almost kills her, she decides she needs a bodyguard. Someone applies for the job who just might change her life forever. Eventual White Rose and many many other pairings. Enjoy! .

::Agents of Beacon AU:: Nora Valkyrie, guardian of Lie Ren's soul, has traumatically realized that her beloved charge has no children to carry on his bloodline after his inevitable heroic death. Thank Odin that Nora is here to use her incredible powers of thinking and solve this problem just the best way she knows how. Pray for us all.

Yang's grades have been slipping, so she gets a little help from Professor Goodwitch. Rated M. Has more plot than it should.

A series of one-shots about Mai and Azula having fun with Ty Lee. Lemony yuri ahead (this is your only warning. If you don't like yuri, back out now). R&R, it's just my third story. And remember, Zone-tan watches you fap. MaixTy Lee & AzulaxTy Lee

Raven helps Jinx in ways neither ever knew she could. Lemons in future chapters. Rate and Review, it's only my second story. And remember, Zone-tan watches you fap. JinxXRaven

Another Hellsing fanfiction from me, this time with Seras as the main character. We are in year 3000, and quite a lot changed. How will Seras adapt to it, and how will the rest of the world to the reappear of this No-Life Queen?

A story about the possible life of Taylor in her new school after the gold morning...

An 'Agents of Beacon' story. After an agent in the field is murdered and his partner wounded, Director Ozpin sends his four brightest field agents to seek the culprit and make them pay. But if a seemingly random assault is in fact the start of a war, the chaos can hide a deadly surprise...

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

"Don't you think it's selfish of all the boys to keep the pretty girls to themselves?" White Rose AU, slight Bumbleby

He widened his eyes, "B-but…Engineer sex." What Tony Stark wants, he gets. He does. Really. There's no doubt. Ever. Because. So there. SI/OC Insert.

Nothing seems to be able to stop or even slow down the advance of Alucard and his army of undead as they are set to drown the world in darkness. However not everything is as it seems and the humans appear to be losing their own morals as they desperately cling to survival, relying on their enslaved vampire,Seras. Prequel is New master, new servant.

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*

Hunting down a murderer for Beacon, Blake's greatest concern was Yang would take the mission too seriously and kill him even though they specifically had orders to bring him in alive. ::One-shot, AU:: ::Blake, Yang:: ::Companion piece to The Best Laid Plans::

V is a wanted criminal that drinks the blood of other criminals until she decided she wanted to help with the Kira case. L needed the help, but he didn't want it from the girl that literally stole his first kiss. Light thinks that she is justice, but is she really? L and Light soon find themselves compete for more than just justice and the fate of the world, but also her! LxOC

A short snip about Charlotte after her conscription. outsider POV.

With her career as the Reaper in the past, it's time for River to decide how she'll be known as a SHIELD agent. Clint helps. Coulson observes the creative process.

Years ago, River Song had decided that she was better off alone. No companions. No connections. No complications. She hadn't counted on the complications having other ideas.

River Song didn't like to discuss her past before SHIELD. That didn't stop Clint and Coulson from picking up clues here and there. But it seemed like the more they learned about River Song, the less sense she made.

Every story has a beginning, a middle and an end. It's meant to be the end for River Song, until Clint Barton decides to go against orders in the middle of his mission to eliminate her. What begins is a vast and complicated and ridiculous new world for an agent, an archer, and an assassin.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Sequel to Wistful Kisses! If you haven't read Wistful Kisses, then there'll be a lot in this book you won't understand! Valduggery, Ghanith, Chinomon, and some other pairings. Original characters included too!

Ganta is miserable about what he has done in the Wonderland. A visitor in the night comforts him and gives him a new friend and an anchor of hope. That night leads towards a change in the power and force of Deadman Wonderland. Hopeully for the best. Ganta/Minatsuki/Shiro

An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.

Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.

Lelouch suffered defeat, despair, and ultimately betrayal, but when he faces the Emperor, he wakes up before Zero was created. Suddenly in the past, he has the power to remake the future. Time travel. Probably Lelouch Kallen pairing.

Toph Bei Fong, now Chief of Police, becomes Azula's keeper while she serves her sentence in a Republic City jail. Forgotten by the rest of the world, Azula welcomes the distraction and in turn becomes confidant and confessor to the blind metal bender. Tophzula Drabbles

Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.

Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.

Kushina's eyes were looking at her daughter as if her life depended on it—they were heated and lustful, border-line hungry. Almost seductive. Warning: lemons, incest, smut, language, etc.

GLaDOS decides to do the languishing human population a favor by teaching them how to make more humans. However, she gets more than she bargained for when she discovers a particular name on her client list. ChellDOS.

Wistful is a maniac, and she's loose. Darquesse is digging her heels into Valkyrie. Can the Skeleton Detective and his partner get past their feelings to deal with the problem? Or will a new villain end it all? DEATH BRINGER SPOILERS!

When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.

A fun look at how Valkyrie's parents could have discovered her double life. Whilst battling a bad guy, Skulduggery, Ghastly, Tanith and Fletcher crash the Edgley's shopping trip. Her parents are rather surprised, but so is she. One-shot.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Even as early as Wammy's, C always knew what B would become. BB was a monster, a crazed murderer... and C will love him as long as he lives. Slash. BBxC oneshot C POV

I never realized what a fool I was for that girl. The extent at which she rooted herself into me and my semblance of a life was almost disturbing.

Set in the future, Seras and Alucard have been put back to sleep. But they are needed once again, against the vampires and similar scum. Seras is awoken to serve a new master...Complete! Plus sequel is Weapon of mass destruction.