45FUVYTE36 years old

Who cares how old I am? As long as I still have the kid in me.

likes to do

-when I have free time:

sleep, annoy people, read manga(collect them in fact), do crazy things, experiment nonsensical things, etc, etc

-when I'm bored:

sleep, annoy people, read manga, do crazy things, experiment nonsensical things, stare at the wall, walk in circles, grin and say hello to strangers...

-when I'm busy:

sleep, annoy people, read manga, mess up everything to clean up later, laugh out loud for nothing, etc, etc

That is how I am like

I leave it to you to like it or not,

'Cos living to be yourself makes you happy.

Sleeping is my talent

Annoying people is my release from boredom

Writing stories is my passion

Doing crazy things is my entertainment

Experiment nonsensical things is my way to attain knowledge

Collecting mangas is my hobby

Therefore I'm S.A.W.D.E.C...though I don't know what it means...who cares!!

Those who like me, like me!

Those who hate me, hate me!

I'm a retarded fool, a downright idiot.

Because Capcom and Square Enix are able to create characters that look like girls, talk like girls, act like girls, and aren't girls.

XD

Currently working on:

Stories that I've barely completed the 1st chapter.

Let us not spoil the surprise. XD

Quotes heard in my life:

-When people say you can't touch it, doesn't mean you can't lick it. (by the Master Delinquent in school a.k.a my friend)

-Rules and Laws. They are made to be broken. (by the Master Delinquent in school a.k.a my friend)

-Without evil, here won't be good. But without good, there will always be evil. (by the Most Powerful Bluetooth in the world a.k.a my friend as well)

-Power is neither good or evil. It's the person that uses it. (by me myself)

-Success isn't about 1 percent talent and 99 percent hard work. It's about 100 percent of intelligence, determination, luck, motivation, creativity, assistance, and knowledge all added together. (by me myself)

-Without broken Laws, there won't be new ones. Therefore, be vigilant, help the government, break more Laws. (by the Master Delinquent in school a.k.a my friend, rephrased by myself)

-So, this is what they call a heart-warming family reunion. (by Dante from Devil May Cry 3)

-Jester's goin' to spank your butt, spank you on the butt! (by Arkham/Jester from Devil May Cry 3)

-My father is not that hideous, can't you tell by looking at me?-looks at reflection from sword-(by Dante from Devil May Cry 3)

-You got a jacked-up notion in a fair play, pal. And it's beginning to piss me off. (by Nero from Devil May Cry 4)

-A little fight every now and then does make life more interesting, don't ya' think? (by Dante from Devil May Cry 4)

-If the King doesn't move personally, his subordinates will not follow.(by Lelouch from Code Geass)

-If powerlessness is a sin, then is power justice?(by Lelouch from Code Geass R2)

-Dude, when your friend turns gay. Run! It's contagious.(by my friend THL[The Hentai Lord].)

-Why...so...serious?(you guessed it...)

Bored moments of truth...

[Age: 17]

"Asshole!"

"I do have ONE asshole."

"Yeah! You're doing it's job perfectly fine!"

-a slight quarrel with my friend-

[Age: 19]

"So [friend's name, left one or right one?"

"What?! So you can AIM?!"

-a friend[girl] aiming to kick the nuts of the idiot-

"Stop putting words into my mouth!"

"If I can I'd have punch them into your face instead."

-another slight argument-

"You suck!"

"At least I'm better than you."

"So you suck better than me?"

-yeah yeah...-

[Age: 20]

"See, I'm such an innocent guy."

"Riiiiight."

"F*k you."

"F*k you."

"F*k you."

-msn convo...censored...-

[Age: 15]

"So, whose mother you want to f*k?"

"Urm...my child's mum?"

-some random times...-

[Age: 16]

"Hey, I wonder what [friend's name] will do if I ask him to reborn his hair?"

"Hold my bag for me..." *run the questioner down and beat him up*

-he[friend's name] has really short hair, crew cut, to be exact.-

"Faggoty gay!"

"Say that again and I'll beat you up."

"That again and I'll beat you up?"

-I was beaten up pretty bad...-

[Age: 18]

"Screw you!"

"Tell me that when you have a screwdriver."

(pick up a screwdriver from table) "Now I'll screw you, literally."

"Oh F*k!"

-yep...-

"Road runner. I'll smash your balls in two. Road runner, I'll kick your nuts for you."

-we spoof anything that comes in mind-

[Age: 21]

"You can't drive no sh*t! Okay fine, you can drive sh*t out from your anus but you definitely can't drive sh*t with wheels!"

-the older one gets, the cruder one's jokes get-

"You did something that I doubt any man in this world have ever done before."

"What is that?"

"You friendzoned a girl."

-*salute*-

[Age: 22]

"Am I missing anything before I head home?"

"I don't know? Lighter?"

"Check."

"Cigarette?"

"Got it."

"Balls?"

"Attached to my crotch."

"Your sh*t in my toilet bowl that you flushed down just now?"

"How do you want me to bring it home? In a Tupperware?"

-we died from laughter at that...-

[Age: 24]

"Sorry, buddy..."

"Why do you apologise to me?"

"Well, I'm too lazy to slap you now."

"What does it got to do an apology?"

"I'm already doing you wrong by not awarding you with a full-swing tight slap to that seven-holed coconut you call 'head'."

-when boredom gave a high-five to sarcasm-

Artwork:

Also, I'm a fantasy weapon artist, here are some of my artwork, or doodles if you want to call them.

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If you are requesting for me to draw any fantasy weapon(Sorry but I can't really draw modern weapons like guns etc. heheh. but I'll try!) that you desire, simply PM me and I try to get it done and posted up.

Remember, I'm a novice artist, so please don't be too harsh to my drawings. XD