DISCLAIMER

Komett: Nah, I don't own Mai HiME.

Rain141: Me either.

Komett: [looks incredulously at rain141] You don't?!

Rain141: What, you thought I did?!

Komett: ...Ehh, no comment.

We're Not Giving Up! Well, Maybe... Chapter 2/2!! Thank you to all the reviewers of the previous chapter, we both hope you enjoy this epilogue-of-sorts, and let us know at the end of this chapter whether or not you want to see more teamwork fics from us two idiots ^^

Note from Komett: I'm working on Late Fee. Next chapter should be out pretty soon, for anyone that cares :)

Note from Rain141: Umm, yeah….hi *nervous smile* I know I haven't updated my other stories in a very long time, but I will, later…soon…eventually? I'm trying!! Mou! *Pouts*

Anyway Easter will bring my first lemon fanfic, so I hope everyone has a read of it

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With the long-awaited ending of the Lent torture, everyone went back to their normal lives.

Mikoto was seen crying and sobbing as she ran down to the local burger king.

Haruka went on a rampage and got almost every single student for some form of offence. Yes; she even managed to get someone for performing an offensive sneeze. Akane tried to fight the charge but was found guilty for causing an unnecessary loud sneeze in the library.

Akane was not happy!

Chie lost her voice doing a catch up on all the gossip she'd missed.

Nao broke her phone upon receiving it and upgraded to a PSP.

Natsuki and Shizuru were not seen for several days, thought to be holed up in the biker girl's apartment ever since the Kendo room incident.

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A week prior to the Graduation ceremony, the entire student body showed up for class. Natsuki arrived at school with a smiling Shizuru clinging to her waist, whilst later that day Takeda was found hanging from a beam in the dojo by his shorts mumbling something about "…scary red eyes...always watching…stay away from her Natsuki.."

He was pronounced mentally insane and was sent away to receive medical treatment.

Shizuru smiled innocently to all teachers who questioned her about it.

Unfortunately, this fine day was soon interrupted as Yukariko burst into numerous classes rounding up students whom had allegedly broken their lent promises.

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"Why are we all here?" Mikoto asked gazing around the newly finished church.

A large group had been taken from there classes to be seated in the chapel awaiting Yukariko's return.

"Because you guys got busted breaking your lent promise!" Alyssa giggled as she walked by with Miyu in tow.

"Stupid brat! I didn't break mine!" Chie yelled over her shoulder at the departing child.

"To lie is a sin Harada, you should just embrace your punishment and rejoice that the lord will forgive you."

Silence filled the chapel as everyone turned to the font were Yukariko was standing next to a table filled with photos, papers and various strange objects.

"That's not right! I didn't break mine!" a random student at the back of the chapel yelled.

The room suddenly burst into screams of innocence and of being framed.

"STARLIIIGHT!"

All noise suddenly cut.

"Um..its silence, Haruka-chan."

Yukariko took the momentary silence to her advantage and decided to pipe up.

"Thank you for that. Now everyone will receive punishment for their violations! You will all be joining Yuuki-san and become siblings of the Church!"

"WHAT?!?!"

Screams erupted into the air again.

"Wait a minute! Everyone calm down!" Chie yelled. Her glasses flashed as the handsome girl pushed the sliding frames up the bridge of her nose, cool superhero-style as she stood tall and confident. Everyone began to calm down as it seemed like a hero had stepped up to save them.

"This is not right Yukariko! What proof do you have of these violations?!" Natsuki yelled out, standing from her place between Shizuru and Mai towards the back of the church.

Looking over at Natsuki, the nun flashed an ominous smirk.

"More than you think."

A shudder ran down Natsuki's spine as she gave a sideways glance to Shizuru, who - shockingly - had a slight red tinge across her cheeks as she too shivered in dread of the insinuation behind Yukariko's statement.

The aforementioned nun awkwardly guided her large belly as she kneeled down in front of a large box that she had sitting behind her podium. Reaching in, she pulled out a nameless DVD and tossed it to Natsuki.

"The kendo rooms have security cameras that Miyu set up recently. Your 'violation' was one of the first things it recorded." She blushed at her wording, though never faltered in her steely tone as Natsuki and Shizuru both went considerably redder.

Overwhelmed by the amount of leering and shocked stares thrown their way, Natsuki eventually gave into her nervous temptation and tried to hide her face in the join between Shizuru's neck and shoulder.

"Well it was worth it." she mumbled from her new hiding spot.

That made Shizuru's cheeks go even redder as a slight giggle escaped her lips and she hugged Natsuki possessively.

"Takeda and the rest of the kendo team, will you please retake your seats. All video footage has been erased so it is pointless to try and take more copies from the cameras." Yukariko called out.

There was a collective groan from the group of young swordsmen who had been attempting to sneak out unnoticed through the side door.

Takeda looked most disappointed of all, until he caught sight of a crimson glare boring into him and immediately dropped to his knees to sit seiza-style on the church floor, back straight and attention solely directed towards the front of the church. Crimson eyes glittered smugly.

Rummaging around in her box Yukariko began pulling things out and tossing them to their respective owners. "Shizuru, Mikoto, Reito." she called, in sync with her throwing.

Shizuru caught that silver whisky flask as it flew her way.

"Ara..." she smiled weakly, "So that's where my secret supply went..."

She quickly tucked the flask away. Somehow the nun had gotten hold of her special emergency tea flask, damn it.

Mikoto was smacked in the face by a half eaten packet of jerky, and she sat staring down at it in shock. She was so sure she had thrown it in the furnace in her metal work class...

Reito looked dully at the voice recorder he had caught. Holding it to his ear he listened to the short voice clip which consisted of:

"Now, now, Tate-kun... I'm sure you'll find some other nice girl once Mai ditches you for the superior boyfriend... a.k.a, Me."

Blinking, he hurled it down to the ground quickly and smashed it to pieces. How had she managed to get that?! He and Tate had gone away for the weekend when that was said!

"Mai, Chie, Yukino."

"What!?" Haruka yelled looking at her partner.

Mai was shocked when a cassette came zooming at her.

"What is this?" she said looking at the tape.

"Your promised to give up karaoke, that tape has your violation."

"What?! I never went to any karaoke clubs during Lent, though!"

"You sing in the shower."

Mai sat in her seat for hours after that wondering how the hell the nun got her singing in the shower on tape.

Chie glared at the photo she had been thrown. It was the same damned one Shizuru had given her! It showed her and another girl sitting in a dark corner of a cafe talking hurriedly about different gossip she had heard. She was decked out in an oversized trench coat and wearing a fake beard. It seems that Yukariko saw through the disguise, however.

Yukino quickly snatched her photos up as they came at her.

She was told to not butt in, or keep checks on students like she used to, and was told to turn her security cameras off.

The photographs showed pictures of her looking through numerous windows and over fences keeping and eye on everything.

Including the girls changing rooms. Even though she was only looking at Haruka, it seemed to have been marked as an account of 'checking-up'. (More like 'out', she mused sombrely)

After more and more items had been hurled out and the box's contents had dwindled down to barely anything, Yukariko got a hold of something that made a predatory grin creep onto her face. Her eyes flashed.

"Haruka!"

A sudden silence filled the room as a pair of handcuffs and small green whistle flew towards to speechless blonde.

She made no motion to move as the cuffs flew forward and hit her in the forehead, jarring her back to reality.

"But I didn't break my lent promise! I never ordered anyone to do their jobs properly, o-or gave any punishments! I didn't do anything wron…" Haruka's protests died off as Yukariko began to speak.

"What about the little game you two play, where you scold and 'punish' Yukino for being a naughty delinquent, hmm..?"

"WHAT!?!" Haruka was bright red as her eyes shot open.

Then she did what any other crime fighter would do in a situation were you were being gawked at by most of your school, of which included a magazine-publishing gossiper with a camera phone.

Suzushiro Haruka fainted dead away.

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At the end of the day, most of Fuka Academy left wearing holy robes.

The punishment was over far quicker than they had feared, thank god. And the students actually had the beloved kaichou to thank for it.

You see, Shizuru was too happy with the fact that there was a shortage on nun's outfits and Natsuki was forced to squeeze into a tight, form-fitting choir girl's uniform... Ara, it seemed her fantasies had run away with her logic, and a deep determination settled within her to find out exactly how high she could make Natsuki's voice go, later that night…or maybe that afternoon…or after lunch instead.

Shizuru watched as Natsuki stoped and bent down a few isles infront of her to tie up her shoe lace.

Ara, …screw it!

So halfway through their first church service she had jumped Natsuki as the girl walked past a pillar, dragging her successfully into the shadows.

30 seconds later the two were doused in a bucket of holy water as two choir boys tried to separate them and they were promptly ordered by Yukariko to leave the service immediately before they tarnished the holy sanctuary of the church any longer with the rowdybehaviour they were exhibiting up against one of the stained-glass windows. Thus, they were allowed to leave.

Shizuru made sure Natsuki kept her outfit, for their after school *cough cough* activities.

This led to many of the other students attempting similar stunts to leave and in the end they were all dismissed with the fear that all the students may become gay if the punishment continued.

Throughout the whole scandal, Nao sat quietly in a tree tapping away at her PSP.

Ironically, it seemed that the juvenile delinquent was the only one who did not break her Lent dedication.

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Omake #1

Mai: [Still sitting in long-empty church] But... but how did she get this tape?

Meanwhile, in Obsidian Lord's underground lair

Reito: Even though it wasn't what I wanted, that cassette did do something useful as a bargaining chip with Yukariko that saved me from Alter boy duty. But next time, really try to bring me video footage of Mai in the shower and not just audio tapes, ne?

Mikoto: [Getting head petted by Reito and purring happily] Hai, Aniue.

Omake #2

Strolling out from the shower Natsuki paused in drying her hair and looked over to her lover whom lay sprawled on the floor unconscious with a pair of tissues stuck up her nose from excessive bleeding.

Shaking her head Natsuki walked over to the DVD player and took out the very same disc Yukariko had thrown to her that day in the church.

"This is the third time Shizuru." She scolded he lover. "If you keep doing this I'll take a holiday and leave u just the disc since u don't seem to need me."

Signing she stepped over Shizuru and went off to hid the disc in a movie case that would never be used.

Five days later Natsuki received a call while she was at work.

Shizuru's parents had come over to watch some movies with her and catch up.

Well the blurb on the back of the DVD case didn't quite match what was actually inside the case… and the raunchy footage of Natsuki and Shizuru in the kendo hall was a huge shock to the older couple who were none the wiser when they picked out the DVD case for Natsuki's 'limited edition' of 'Gone with the wind'.

And it is believed that they did give a damn.

That day Fuka hospital received victims to excessive blood loss due to blush and nosebleed reaction to the particular film.

When they were released from the hospital the Fujino's lectured Shizuru and Natsuki on their 'home movies'…. and that they should always keep they clearly marked and away from the usual DVD's.

Natsuki is rumoured to have started seen a phycologist shortly after due to horrendous imagery.

Whilst Shizuru, on the other hand, took her parents words to heart and bought herself a carton of blank DVD's providing special locking cases with the intend to fill each and every one of those cases.

Omake #3

Nao sat calmly on the grass playing her PSP.

She was a visage of peace and tranquillity as she thumbed away at the buttons.

Doves and young deer had appeared out of nowhere standing quietly on the slopes and a soft wind danced thought the short grass.

It was a visage of serenity.

"BOOM HEADSHOT!!"

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