Tanjunka Suru

By Team XTC

I got tired of always referring to ourselves as xYuki, Kimusume, and Toumasan... so I changed it. Now we are Team XTC! XDD

Anyways, thanks to this momentous moment, I've come up with Negima Fanfiction's first ever... full length... Eva x Setsuna story. It'll be something new yes, but hey, we're all about shakin' things up around here.

P.s - Tanjunka Suru means to simplify. XD Thus the length of the story. I am simplifying it.

The Disgruntled Smell Of Love

"Eva-chan, wake-y wake-y, sleepy head." the voice of my adoptive father called out. I groaned as the sun's rays poked away the slumber I submerged myself in. I tossed in my bed and felt a warm hand on my shoulder, shaking me gently. "Eva-chan, wake up, you're going to be late."

"Mmnnm..." I groaned, tucking my body deeper into the covers.

"Eva-chan!" my father shouted.

"Evangeline, isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the beep, and we'll try to get back to you later," I grumbled sleepily, "beep."

"Okay, if Eva-chan doesn't wake up now, Daddy will take her to school."

"I'm awake!" I screamed jumping out of bed as fast as I could. The thought of my father figure dropping me off at school was terrifying. I sent a glare at the handsome man scoffed at him. "Vile vermin."

"Yes, yes, I love you to, Eva-chan." my father hummed as he stood up and left the room.

The moment he exited, I plunged myself back into my bed, curling up with my favorite stuffed animal, Mr. Stuffington The 3rd. I sighed heavily remembering what today was. With half lidded eyes, I reluctantly got up and headed over to the closet and yanked out my school uniform.

I undressed slowly, tossing my pajamas onto the unmade bed, but before I put on my shirt I took the chance to stare at my semi clad form in the mirror close by.

I'm your average 15 year old girl, well by average, I really drop dead gorgeous. From my C cup breast, to my cute little butt, then over to my flawless Caucasian face, and my perfect height. My pearly white teeth, silky smooth golden hair, mesmerizing green eyes, and my baby's bottom soft skin. I'm beautiful, but at the same time it is a curse. A very welcomed curse at that.

Slipping on my lacy white bra, I made sure it fit all right, and moved onto my shirt, followed by my skirt, then the tie, and lastly the red blazer that adorned the school's emblem. I noticed that my skirt seemed a little long, I hoisted it up just slightly. When I thought myself even more presentable then I already was, I left my room and headed down towards the dining room.

I descended down the stairs slowly, my golden locks of golden hair fluttering behind me. I turned and saw my little brother, Negi, eating some toast and having a some what lovely conversation with our sister Asuna. The two were bickering really, but that was none of my concern.

"Ah, good morning, Eva-onee-chan!" Negi chimed, a bright smile on his sickeningly cute face. I nodded at him, acknowledging his presence. Soon after he returned to his buttered toast and chatting with Asuna.

I sat down on the chair beside the redheaded girl and reached for a slice of toast. I spread on some strawberry jam and ate it slowly, savoring the time I had to myself.

"What's wrong squirt?" Asuna asked me, her mismatched eyes staring at me with a taunting stare.

"None of your business, Asuna," I barked at my little sister. "I have a lot on my mine, so can it before I do it for you."

"Ouch, someone's a little grouchy. What's eattin' away at ya', Onee-chan?

"Call me, Onee-chan, one more time," I took an angry bite out of my toast and glared at her. "And I'll fucking bite your head off."

My father slammed his news paper onto the table and stared at me. "What your language young lady." he warned me.

"Bah, I'm going to school." I muttered before storming out of the room. I was at the door putting on my shoes when I over heard my father ask Asuna what was bugging me. "She's just mad that the captain of the Basket ball team rejected her offer to go to the school dance with you." Asuna replied dutifully. I scoffed at them and walked out the door, slamming it as hard as I could. "Who needs a stupid Basketball team captain when you're the captain of the Cheerleader squad." I grumbled to myself.

As I walked to school, my thoughts ran a muck inside of my head. What Asuna said is true, I did ask the basketball team captain to the dance, and yes, she did reject me. I also asked the volleyball team captain to the dance, and she to rejected me. The only captains that didn't reject me was the Kendo team captain, the Baseball team captain, and the Mathlete team captain. Why they didn't reject me easy, the Kendo and Baseball team captains, is the same person, and the Mathelete team captain, is dating said Kendo and Baseball team captain.

"Damnit, why didn't anyone accept my offer?" I asked myself.

"Because, you're mean," a charming voice spoke out. I spun around and glared at the speaker, and blushed when I saw who it was. "Morning, Evangeline."

"G-Get out of my face, Sakurazaki." I barked.

"Nah, I kind of like being in your personal space," the idiot said to me. The handsome grin on her face taunted me, but all it did was take my breath away. "Which reminds me, why don't you ever call me by my first name? We've been in the same class for over 10 long... painful... years."

"Fine, have it your way," I said hastingly, "Se-Setsuna."

"Wow, my name sounds even nicer coming out of your lips then Ayaka's." Setsuna said in cocky tone of voice. The dark haired girl before me got out of her car and opened the other door and said, "I'll give you a lift to school. Y'know, for old time's sake."

At first I was a little reluctant to accept the offer, but I did have quite a time in the backseat of that car. "Fine, but just this once." I muttered before getting in. Setsuna smiled at me as she closed the door after me.

Setsuna got in and started up the 2008 mustang GT. She loved the car, if she could marry it, I bet she would. She's customized the muscle car to extreme lengths. From lambo doors, to neons, the car has it all. A sexy midnight blue paint job with lightning bolts on the side, sleek front and rear end bumpers, a stylish spoiler, wicked sound system, the works.

"So what else did you add to this bad boy?" I asked the dark haired girl. She took a moment to think, but in the end, she chose to just show me what she changed. "Oh, you changed the meters.

"Yep, the match more with the car more." she said with a proud grin. She put on her seat belt and shifted gears. The car roared to life as it rolled out of its spot and onto the lane. Silence insinuated between us until she chose to speak. "So, what's new?"

"You already know what's new," I replied quietly. "All the team captain's rejected me flat out."

"Ah."

"Don't laugh."

"I did the moment I heard from said captains."

"Shit."

"Aha, don't be mad at me," she said as she maneuvered the to turn. "I can't help but hear these things, everyone just loves to come visit the green house."

"Eh, you'll never see me in that fruity place."

"Ah, speaking of fruits, the apple tree's finally blossoming." she said happily.

"From all clubs you could have chose from, why the agriculture club?" I asked her, my voice exasperated. Setsuna remained quiet for sometime, her eyes not meeting mine. "Well?"

"Because the green house reminds me of you. It smells a lot like you, it even acts the same. The plants are always in need of attention, and when you give them the right amount of love, they transform into something breath taking." she took yet another moment. "That's why I joined."

I was speechless, but I saw it coming. "Man, I can't believe I dated someone as hippie as you."

"Call me whatever you want to, Eva-chan, chicks dig the flower thing."

"I know one chick that doesn't." I barked back. I squinted my eyes into the distance and glared at the school with a sneer.

"Oh, who?"

"The one who's getting out of your car right now."

Setsuna stepped on the breaks and parked her car. She waited for me to get out, her just watching me with a wishful mirth in them. I growl at her and unbuckle my seat belt, my hand reaching for the door slowly. Carefully, I watched the handsome girl beside me and in a split second I changed my mind. Reaching out for the other girl, I got up onto the chair in a way that I could touch her without impaling myself with the gear shift.

"Hm?"

"Just shut up and kiss me."

Okay, there WILL be more to come from this. Expect this story to be really short, xD, seriously. This will be short. This story will be updated at least once a week due to its lack of length, and because of this lacking, this story will have many a chapter. Expect at least 10-30.

Unedited since the beta's are no where to be seen at the moment.