HELLO EVERYONE!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WISH TO ADOPT ANY OF MY STORIES, JUST DO IT!!! PM ME FIRST THEN JUST WRITE TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT BECAUSE ALL OF MY STORIES THAT ARE EITHER UP FOR ADOPTION OR ARE ALREADY ADOPTED ARE NOW FREE RANGE!!!!! Just make sure to mention that you adopted them from me in the summary because I don't want people saying stuff like, "Oh you copied that!" or "Oh you stole that!" Capiche? capiche.

Twinkle twinkle OTP

This goddamn ship is killing me

Sit upon my bed and cry

Hope to god that they won't die

Twinkle twinkle OTP

Stop hurting me feels al-read-y

OK, I DO IN FACT KNOW THAT I HAVE A LOT OF SMUT ON FAVORITES LIST, JUST KNOW THAT I FAVORITE THEM FOR THEIR STORY LINE AND NOT FOR...THAT!!! In fact, I usually feel quite awkward reading that... Most of the time.

My friend, ZombieDswim... We're all idiots, me, her, and my other friend Shypie24.

Heeey! I love reading fan fictions. I spend most of my free time reading and writing them.

Here is a little about me.

All the personal shiz: Call me Shardy, Shardas, Shardas1000, or if ya know my actual name then call me that.

favorite youtubers: All of team crafted, the creatures, MCfinest, Madle0n(not very big but still watch im), and basically no one else

fanfics that I will be writing: tons of shit, I don't know the extent of it. But most to all of them will have at least SOMETHING to do with dragons, being able to shift, having wings, insanity, the likes of those. I will never write a single normal story.

that's basically it.

I'll see you later doodz, recruits, and mother fuzzing Oreos. (randomness ima crazay :P)

93% of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7% who would say "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm one of the few people who takes being called a freak, weird, or just flat out crazy as a compliment.)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera yelling, "Do a flip!" (Then post the video on YouTube for people who couldn't be there to witness the miracle)

Well HELLO again!!! I have come with a SHOUTOUT! It is for annabethandperct4ever! That is because of her/his profile page! It is sad and funny!

Also! More shoutouts! Tears of the Moon 17, minichurros123, Godismetons, Shooting Star Sky Saint, Shitz-Suji, FrankandJoe3, Robin Red R, XxNeonShadowsxX, Zaralecki, The Bad Wolf Girl, viridianaln9, TheRealDigiGal, YJV, EvErYtHiNg And SoMuchMore, Easter142, minecraft11 (a IRL friend), KittyJen1337, minecraftindubbs (another IRL friend), corgi101, and kfcrowe

That's it for the shoutouts!!! I'll see y'all later all you Mutha Fudging Oreos!!!

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY (I, Shardas1000, am officially insane, the proof is here!)

Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA Butter (G-g-gold! (I can't believe I said the G word!).

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (ALLWAYS!)

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it. (1.I'm freaking 11 years old!2.I wish to have a girl no a boy)

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence. (...)

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.(No...heck yeah just me can start to sing in Literature New Divide by Linkin Park!)

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (I was little and stupid!I grow up from Last Christmas!)

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! (THATS ME!!)

17.) Dancing in the rain. (Yep and stay on a bench reading in storm time)

18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Coool!Where I can find a werewolf?)

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (Coooool!Yes again)

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (No,thats just me)

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".(And argue with them!)

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. (sometimes...)

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (In a day I go in my classroom and I forgot why I do there)

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (That isn't a bad idea!I really need to try!)

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love. (HEY!! I'M NOT INSANE!!)

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your bidding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. (Its fun!!!!)

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. (Um... it's a bad thing???)

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. (Braiding peoples hair is fun!)

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (And my pen,pencil,glasses and a lot another things(not all behind my ear))

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. (Is that bad?)

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols

42.) -( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!(I've done it at school wearing a cloak! beat that! ha)

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking.(NO!...Oh what the heck I try to ignore it.YES!)

48.) Therapy.

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS! ( I AM a Master pranker...hmph, not as good as the Stoll brothers..)

50.) Nightmares.

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.

52.) Switching names. (I'm Sandy 1 and flavster,and patato and Richie or was Tony?I don't remember now)

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.

54.) Forgiveness.

55.) Breaking things for fun. (it IS fun)

56.) Running away.

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything.

59.) Miming.

60.) Growing Up. ( I don't wanna grow up!!)

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator ;D (Some are a bit psychotic, just sayin')

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker."

24) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's OK, they will open up again!"

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

27) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers..

31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

43) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

44) Tell people that you can see their aura.

45) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Will have it so long they forgot it's yours.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a clif, copy/paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% that would bring popcorn!!

Here are some teasers for some stories that are upcoming!!!

Stiles' Crazy Massed Up Family
Stiles is the son of Posiedon and Claudia (his actual mother in the TV series) and he doesn't know it. Until one day the pack is in trouble and the river nearbye is eager to help.

The Rise of Enderlox
After Sky, Jason, and Ty kill the enderdragon the End needs a new one, and Ty is the perfect candidate, except, something goes wrong. He remembers, everything.

I'm a Monster
Stiles is a dragon. Only his dad knows. His pack can tell that he's different but not how.

Skybrine Begins
Both Herobrine and Sky knew that they had family, but both are surprised to find it in eachother. NOT SLASH!!!!!!

The Legend of WitherMU
The Wither is dead, and there has to be a new one before the balance between the dimensions is severed. When one is chosen, WitherMU will rise.

I'm a What Now?
... a vampire. You, Stiles Stilinski, are a blood sucking creature of the night. You have powers that people would kill for. A blessing, and a curse.

Archangel
Stiles is not ordinary, he has secret. He has kept it a secret so long it's routine. Until the pack finds out.

Demons
They heard the shot ring out. He should be dead. But instead, Stiles is doubled over laughing. "Tha-that tickles!" POW "Sto-op, that tickles!"

The Power of Three... or Four
An old menace has come back to, once again, try to destroy the world. But with newfound powers this should be easy! Right? Sequel to my Enderlox, skybrine, and WitherMU books.

Insanity
This is based off of a PM RP that I did with DARKSOMEONE41, so if I accidentally give spoilers, or it doesn't make scence, just remember that I did this with minimal editing. Summary inside.

THOSE, MY FRIENDS, WERE THE SPOILERS OF MY STORIES THAT I'M GOING TO BE WORKING ON!!!

Whatever you do, do not fill up a 'Super Big Gulp' cup with 5hour energy and chug the whole thing. My heart has either completely stopped or is beating so fast that I can't feel my own pulse.

Cons:
I haven't slept in 72 hours
I can't feel my face
I peed this morning and I'm pretty sure it was 99% blood
Pros:
I've deep cleaned my entire room.
I can read minds

Super Big Gulp=44oz, 5hour energy=2oz That means I drank 22 5hour energys in less than 2 minutes. 22x5=110 hours of energy.

GOD HELP ME

She skewers a marshmallow. Aggressively. I can add threatening marshmallow implement to the list of weird shit I've seen in my life.

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Today, an unknown person texted me. We had a four hour conversation about the evolution of waffles. MLIA

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.'

Friends poem

As childhood friends, we grew up together,

Swearing to be friends forever and ever. Sometimes we would argue and fight,

Other times we would laugh and stay up all night.

We went from playing with games and toys, To talking and dreaming about different boys.

My thoughts and feelings, to you I would confide, Never having anything to hide.

Friends we do remain, Things changing, and things staying the same.

To each other we still listen and share, About each other, we will always care.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
Mom was your hero
and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran fastest?
When War was a card game?
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

CAP to your profile if you are still 5 inside, no matter how old you are now.

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

98 of teens do drugs and smoke. Copy and paste this into your profile if you liked Pepsi better than Coke anyway.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)..

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

This has got to be one of the cleverest brainteasers I've seen in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!

DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you're NOT in the 95 of preteen girls who'd cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to jump off a BIG skyscraper, and would bring a lawnchair and popcorn to watch happily then copy and paste this into your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

xXx

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

(thank you 1seddiefan for most if this page.)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

So what If im a guy that likes men? Does that make me not from this planet? If god created us to love and breath and find just who is right then... why can't they be the same gender? Is it really so wrong that you leave me out of your life because im in love? You all have loves or crushes that are opposite gender so why can't I love someone thats the same gender? Why are we worthless because of it? Do we not matter anymore because we are in love with another like us? Honestly if it were you. Say your husband/wife, girlfriend/boyfriend that you care about most were the same gender. Would your feelings change? And would you honestly want people to hate you for feeling something thats impossible to live without? Most of you are more then likely going "Pfft what is he saying? I wouldn't want to be like that. I would never be like that. Those fucking gays" Well we 'Gays' have names and lives and HEARTS and you may hate us. But we are more human then everyone out there because we know the feelings of hate and reject and we have been thrwon out and tortured, yet you still cannot change us for we would more then likely DIE for our loves. Male or female we are more human, more realistic, more caring, we feel, we breathe, we eat, we bathe, we drink, we sleep, we get dressed, we go to school, we work, we do everything you do. So why are we so different and foul? so what if we like the same gender? We are still human we are still living and you can't get rid of us because we are here to stay. If you have a problem then i suggest looking in the mirror and asking yourself, " What if that was me being beaten for loving another man? How would i feel? what would i do?". So many people hve died from suicide because people like us are being misstreated and accused of ridiculous things. You all think that we can be pushed around because we love eachother, but we cant be. We live and we are here. If you have doubts about us then go to your mirror and ask. Then put yourself in our shoies. Would you really want to die and end your life because you were in love and people didn't understand or care and hated you for it? How unhuman and wrong is that? You all say we are the savages but look at yourself in the mirror and see what we see. We arent the savages that kill people for being Gay or lesbians. you are. Are you really willing to keep such a title? Savage, beast, monster, Inhuman. Because thats what we and our supporters see when you beat us to death for being like this. All we want is to be loved, whether its from the same gender or not, thats what everyone in this world wants, is it not? So the... why cant we be loved, no matter who or what gender we are?

If you agree and support this copy it and paste it on your profile.