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Author has written 7 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, White Collar, and Karneval/カーニヴァル.

I am just an unorganized on the fly writer. If you are searching for well thought out and well revised works then I'm probably not your match. Please enjoy the nonsense.

~Ghost.

~~Dec.31st 2016

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The soul of a Shinigami by Soy Sierra reviews
What would happen if Sebastian's true contractor were Undertaker? The Shinigami were creatures who never dealt with demons. With a few exceptions, of course. There were always the eccentrics. The rare. Those who defied all rule. The insanes.. (This is a translation of my fic in Spanish "El alma de un Shinigami.")
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2019 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Animal Instincts by Nyxelestia reviews
Missing scenes and POVs from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Five times Edward Elric was nothing but a reluctant, belligerent ally to the chimeras - and one time Heinkel could admit he was a little more than that. 5 plus 1 "found family feels" fic of the Chimera Dads being Dads to a teenager with Amestris' weirdest daddy issues. Minor gore, medium angst, major hurt/comfort.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Edward E., Darius, Heinkel
A Fever Day by KSdees reviews
It's winter, and Izaya is all alone with a fever in a poorly-supplied apartment. And of course nobody is accepting his phone calls. He has to buy some medicine and something to eat. But it really is snowing outside... (may be a two shot with alternative pairings later)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 9/27/2018
A Fit of Temper by ficwriterjet reviews
Set directly after the events of the movie Skyfall. Q has been making some poor choices of late, and James decides to straighten him out. WARNING: Non-consensual spanking - (Just to be clear I don't condone non-consensual spanking in real life, but I love it in fiction.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2018 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Host by pikajow reviews
When Ausländer came from the skies, they infected 50% of the children population around the world. Kids became murderous teenagers overnight. To stop it they are sedated their entire lives as they undergo experimentation. But what happens when one wakes up?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
His Butler, A Father's Touch by HeartElyse reviews
After Sebastian starts taking it upon himself to teach Ciel in more ways than one, a weakness begins to creep in on Ciel, one that he cannot shake, no matter what he tries. "Do you not know that you stand no chance of replacing him? Or do you already know, but you don't care anyway, because you know how much it hurts me?..."NOT YAOI. Contains 'Spanking' as a form of discipline.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,797 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
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Life with a collar reviews
Gender bend Edward. Her name is Eloise Elric, and shes become quite famous for her skill as a con and thief. After Alphonse died there was nothing to live for anymore, so why not? Roy however, has other plans. open to suggestions. ;) review! May become RoyxEd(Eloise) not sure yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/22/2019 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
Finding Peace reviews
Yogi is struggling with feeling inferior to the rest of his friends. Like he's no more than a burden and a potential threat. He finds relief by accident in the form of alcohol and drinks himself sick, Akari finds him to bring him home, but with Yogi's body in its weakened state, Silver-Yogi comes forth and he has his own versions of the same issue. Horrible summary, give it a read.
Karneval/カーニヴァル - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Yogi, Hirato, Akari
Out sick reviews
Neal Caffrey finds himself sick and does his best to keep it under wraps! Afterall, cons don't get sick right? This can't be good for business. Parental Peter themes. Completely horrible summary, but a fun read! Hope you like it. Remember to review!
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie - Complete
Fullmetal Kitten! reviews
When a mysterious man encounters Ed on the train to Central City, he offers to give the Elric brothers what they've been after all these years since that fateful night. If Fullmetal agrees to his terms of equivalent exchange, then he will be left with some major changes, and possibly some new life changes as well. Ed Neko. Read and review! May change the ending in the near future!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,213 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Captains to Children!(ON HIATUS) reviews
A major chemical leak occurs in the Seireitei from the Research and Development lab, Ichigo is the only one who can resolve it, but what happens when several chemicals mix to create a time reversing drug?...What you get is Captains changed into children! Read and Review! Rating may change at some point.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., Renji A.
Sebastian's Neko Ciel reviews
Ciel Phantomhive receives a letter from the Queen and is requested to investigate an old Funtom Company warehouse that the young Lord no longer has in use. The boy uses himself as bait, long story short his devious butler has some tricks up his sleeve. NOTE: I wrote this YEARS ago, please excuse the errors. Hope you enjoy this and find it fun! Some suggestive themes view!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,984 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
Teenage Sebastian-Time before Ciel reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite butler did as a child? Or perhaps..as a teen? Maybe you've wondered what the true story is behind his name? What was his life before Ciel? ;) Just a fun little side story! etc. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete