![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Teen Titans, and Twilight. Gender: female last time i checked ORIGIN: dont know why it matters but what evs...puerto rico.--_-- I like cookies!! I LOVE SHINEE!!!!!!!!!!!( korean boy band.) ((fav. boy in it is Taemin!! damn the boy can dance!!!!) I LOVE TEEN TITANS RAVEN IS THE BEST (I LOVE HER CROSSOVER PAIRINGS) FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRING: Hinatax EVERYONE (she's just really nice . ShikaxTema ShikaxIno InoxChouji Characters I dislike in Naruto: Matsuri (GAARA IS MINE !!!!. Sakura (TOO MUCH PINK AND SOO AGRESSIVE!!) but even so I can tolerate them...-_- I guess... A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you hate racism If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile. if you are more than pissed that kishi has yet too have hinata or naruto talk since her confession repost this TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU by NaruxHina831 (Formerly known as Anti NaruxSaku) 1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out. 2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion) 3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto. 4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day. never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA) 6. Sakura is to violent. 7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL 8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin. 9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. 10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO. If you agree with these reasons copy and paste this into your profile. You know you're obsessed with Naruto when, · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. · Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. · When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. · Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. · Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Can spout out a random character quote on command. · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet) · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. · Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". · When you run, you run with your arms behind you. · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. · You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart. · You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. · You name your pig Ton-ton. · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. · You have a frog wallet. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. . You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me FRIENDS: Ask me for my number BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff! Ways to Reject a Guy: Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you. Boy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Boy: Is this seat free? Girl: No, But this one will be if you sit down. Boy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Boy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator. Boy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter. Boy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: Unfertilized. Boy: Your body is like a temple. Girl: Sorry, there are no services today. Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there? Boy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: Really, I'd put F and U together. Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that? We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish. |