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Name: Ali

Last Name: $$$$$$$

Age: Nuna...as in Nuna ur business, biatch!

Gender: Female

Favorite Color(s): Blue, purple, and red...

Random Quotes:

Haters Gunna Hate, Potatoes Gunna Potate!

What's brown and sticky?...A STICK! :P

What would happen if you cut off your whole left side? You'd be all right! :P

I love stupid jokes

If ya wanna know more about me, have any Q's, or would like to partner up and write a story with me, you're more than welcome to PM me.

Things I like to do: Read, Write, Sing, Listen to music, and other stuff that I forgot to mention.

Other things about me:

I'm tomboyish, have a dirty mind, and I tend to curse...a lot and I have a huge sense of humor, to add it up, I'm just simply weird

My most favorite book series is the Divergent Trilogy, and my most favorite show is Falling Skies.

My top two favorite bands are The Script and R5!!

I recently saw R5 in a concert, and they were AMAZING!

I can play the drums, keyboard/piano, and bass/guitar.

My favorite genres would have to be romance, horror, humor/comedy, and action. Maybe even drama.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination! ;)

Favorite Bands/Singers:

The Script,

John Mayer,

Rebecca Sugar,

Conor Maynard,

Hunter Hayes,

Justin Timberlake,

The Ready Set,

Panic! At the disco.

Boyce Avenue,

R5,

Neon Trees,

Adele,

Ne-Yo,

Bruno Mars,

Chris Brown,

Imagine Dragons,

Adam Stanton,

Flo Rida,

Andy Grammar,

Sam Tsui,

Christina Grimmie,

Never Shout Never

The Cab,

Olly Murs,

The Fray.

(And much more)

Favorite Songs (right now)

Same Love- Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Glowing- Nikki Williams

Somebody Else-Nikki Minaj & Mario

Ooh La La-Britney Spears

Clarity- Zedd

Never again, 2 reasons, Already taken- Trey Songs

Crazy Kids, Grow a pear, The Harold Song, Love into the light- Ke$ha

Mirrors-Justin Timberlake

Chloé- Emblem3

Sunday Morning- Maroon 5

All songs from The Script

Really don't care & Heart Attack- Demi Lovato

Loud- R5

Give me your hand(The Best Song Ever)- The Ready Set

Gold- Britt Nicole

Kiss you inside out- Hedley

Suit and Tie- Justin Timberlake ft. Jay-Z

Intoxicated & LaLa- The Cab

Sunday Morning- Maroon 5

Valerie-(cover by) Panic! At the disco.

Don't judge me- Chris Brown,

Animal/Everybody talks- Neon trees

Summertime- Adam Stanton

Six Degrees Of Separation- The Script

Hung Up- Hot Chelle Rae

On My Way- BoyceAvenure

Oh My Love- Chris Brown

No Words- The Script

The A team- Ed Sheeran

Locked out of Heaven- Bruno Mars

Die Young-Ke$ha

Its Time/Demons- Imagine Dragons

Killer/Love Like Woe-The Ready Set

How to save a life- The Fray,

(and a LOT more.)

Favorite Books: The Host, World War Z, Artemis Fowl series, Cirque Du Freak, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, Warriors Series, The Divergent Trilogy, the Demonata series, The New Kid series, The Lost Hero series, The Ranger's apprentice, Stephan King's books, and Maximum Ride.(And much more)(I'm such a nerd ;)

Favorite Shows: The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, AT, Regular show, Gravity Falls, The Walking dead, MAD, Celebrity Ghost Stories, The Big Bang Theory, and other shows that I'm too lazy to remember...

Favorite Characters: Marlton, Lucy W., Mordecai, Marshall Lee, Darren S., Katniss E., Percy J., Jason, Sandstorm, Grubbs G., Tris P., Hunter, Jason G., Maximum Ride, and Holly S.

Favorite Pairings: Marlton/Misty, Gru/Lucy, Mordecai/ Margaret, Marshall Lee/ Fionna, Marshall Lee/ Marceline, Finn/Flame Princess, Holly S./Trouble K., Holly S./Artemis F., Darren S./Debbie, Katniss E./ Peeta M., Percy J./Anabeth, Jason/Piper, Sandstorm/Firestar, Squirrelflight/Ashfur, Tris P./ Tobias E., Grubbs G./ Bec M. or Reni Gossell, Maximum Ride/ Fang, and Hunter/ Witch (L4D).

Some things that I fu—Uh I mean firetruckin' hate are: 1 Erection(I Direction), JB, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, country music, Dubstep(like that Skriliix sh*t), Stuck Up B*tches, Judgemental people, and just rude-ass people in general.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves andis obsessed with(insert series/character here), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, etsunara, yapook2,t.tpie, xLastOneStandingx.

11 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

4 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

5. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

6 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

7 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

8 People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

9 When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

10. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

11. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McIdiot!!!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.O_O

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (now you understand my hate of therapists):D

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you and your little lot.. horrible!"

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-I reject your reality and substitute my own!