Funkymonkey713hide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Digimon, Rookie Blue, Harry Potter, and Hawaii Five-0. Righty-O. So I like to write stuff I dream about, cuz it seems like my best ideas always come to me in dream/nightmare form. Go figure. MY CURRENT (INCOMPLETE) STORIES: Relative Enchantments The Engagement of Discretion All's Fair in Love & Hatred | |||||||
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An Affair To Remember by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,261 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
All American Girl by ebacusta reviews
When Hikari Yagami moves back to Japan after spending nine years in California, she thinks nothing can be worse than leaving her best friend behind. Then she meets basketball star, Takeru Takaishi, and quickly finds herself proven wrong. Takari AU
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,685 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 330,427 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
All Because of a Kiss by Sensula reviews
Hermione is a seeker for Gryffindor's Quidditch team. She hates Malfoy. Malfoy hates her. Unfortunately, one incident and a Christmas Holiday might just change their outlook of each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,118 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Signs by lisalulu reviews
Andy is still reeling from Sam's lecture outside the warehouse after the gun bust. Sam walks into the women's locker room and becomes the target of Andy's frustration. A lesson on 'reading the signs' follows.
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,692 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
Elevator Rides With The Devil by Dreamerz Angel reviews
Hikari Yagami's life is perfect. But when she meets a certain blue-eyed boy in the elevator, she begins to question herself and her life choices. Better summary inside Takari! R&R!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,477 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK
Of Oceans and Pirates by Calmer of the Storm reviews
When the notorious Pirate Captain Scar rips apart everything Hikari has known, she must plunge herself into a world that is not her own. She must do everything she can to find her best friend, but after a decade of waiting and searching, is she too late?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
Onyx Raven by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
It was just after sixth year when Hermione Granger died. When she did, Onyx Raven was born. Without her friends knowing she's alive and nothing else to live for, Hermione goes undercover. Does this former bookworm have it in her to be a Slytherin? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,872 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Right Hand Red by Usabelle reviews
Darien and Serena were sure that they couldn't stand each other... until someone brought up the idea of drunken Twister at a party. Some compromising situations have them questioning what they always believed to be a hate-hate relationship.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
A Kind and Generous Man by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Regency era Dramione. Though he appeared as a highwayman, she thought he was a kind & generous man. Once the mask was removed, could she love him as he really was, or was he to hide behind his 'mask' forever. A story of manners, deception & love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,450 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Angels Temptation by Simple Script reviews
At the end of her sixth year Hermione finds Draco in a compromising position. Now her seventh year and head girl can Hermione resist her tormentor and head boy Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,249 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Love for All Time by Ms Posada reviews
Much to Hermione's chagrin, Professor McGonagall picked none other than Draco Malfoy to be her partner for Professor Binn's Historical Reenactment Project. They have a bad start, but ultimatly come to a truce. Mayhem ensues when they get stuck.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,700 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3061 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Engagement of Discretion reviews
All of our favourite HP characters during the Elizabethan Era. Hermione must find a suitable husband to save her family from bankruptsy. Lotsa Dramione goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Relative Enchantments reviews
After a traumatic event and a dramatic change, Hermione finds out she's actually a Zabini? Her life goes topsy-turvy as she struggles with her new identity & her new relationship with her friends, her new twin brother and worse, her brother's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Handsome Labour reviews
Hermione is tired of her boss commenting on her clothes, her lack of social life and her tense demeanor. So she decides to take matters into her own hands. Soon Draco finds himself in a sticky predicament and has nobody to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair in Love & Hatred reviews
Everyone is back for their final year after the War and trying to move on. But it's hard to forget when you're sharing a dorm with your sworn enemy. Undeniable sparks fly as well as some hexes but who knew the line between love & hate was so thin?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,835 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unexpected Guest reviews
Hermione is taking a shift as a stripper for friend against her better judgement. Guess who just happens to be at the same club for Blaise's bachelor party? None other than Malfoy himself. What happens? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The One that Had him Good reviews
What if Andy had called Sam instead of Luke? Things end a little differenty from the sequence of events that occur from Sam's POV.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
Spin the Bottle reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in on a game of Spin the Bottle with some Slytherins. Taunt are thrown and the game begins with a very different ending than planned. One-shot smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Resist Me reviews
Andy is a copper who's just trying to a fun night. Sam is the go-to guy waiting for a signal to go ahead on a deal at the same club. Soon wires get crossed in an investigation & lines become blurred as the two deal with struggling emotions. Bad-ass Sam.
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,864 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
Alone and Distressed reviews
After her first shooting Andy's shook up, upset and alone at her place. Sam comes over to comfort her and ends up with more than he could've dreamed of. Alternate ending to eps. "Hot and Bothered". Rated M for a reason people. One-shot turned into more...
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,583 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
In the Spirit of Christmas reviews
The coppers of 15 are at Gail & Chris's christmas party. Carols, costumes and festive eggnog fill the atmosphere. The party gets interesting when Gail gives Andy a challenge she can't refuse.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
This Passion's Controversy reviews
During a special case, two detectives from Hawaii to help out. When one of them starts to take a liking to Andy, Sam gets jealous and the competition for Andy ensues. McSwarek love triangle story.
Crossover - Rookie Blue & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - A. McNally, Steve M. - Complete
A Little Part of You reviews
Four and a half years after Andy left, Sam is finally trying to move on with his life. But what happens when Andy re-appears and turns his life upside down?
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,860 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
The Domino Effect reviews
Hikari's life is pretty normal; great boyfriend, good grades and loyal friends. But everything starts to change one day when a new boy tranfers into her school... Mainly TAKARI, Rated M for future chapters.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,336 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
