The Phantom Of The Labyrinth
 Author has written 31 stories for Warriors, Twilight, Victorious, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Thor. ／l、 IT'S KITTY!! Copy and paste to help him win world domination! Or because he's cute...=D Okay, sorry if I come off as a bit of a bitch here, but for the love of all that's holy, I AM SICK OF READING ALL THE IMMATURE FLAMES ON FANFIC AND MOVIE/BOOK REVIEWS. I've seen so many critical reviews on two of my favorite movies (Labyrinth and Phantom of the Opera (2004 Edition)) and they don't bug me; To each's own. But when I see a bratty, snobby comment that says something like; "Oh this movie sucks!" "Anyone who likes it must be stupid!" "The actors can't act!" it just sets me off. And don't even get me started on the flames some fanfic stories get; Someone I know got a review on her story where the reviewer/flamer wished her dead! WTH!? Seriously, if you don't like the movie, don't like the book, don't like the story, DON'T. READ OR WATCH. DON'T. COMMENT. I swear...It's an unspoken rule that Phantom of the Opera fans are also Labyrinth fans... Some Common Words That Are Helpful When Trying To Read FanFiction (for those of us not yet fluent in FanFictionese) 1. Canon- From the book, of the book, completely in line with the facts stated in the book/movie. Often pairings. (Example: RaoulxChristine/ JarethxSarah/TonyxPepper) 2. Non-canon- When it is not from the book. (Example: PhantomxChristine/SarahxHoggle/Natasha/Bruce) 3. Slash- Guy with guy stories. (Example: PhantomxRaoul/TobyxJareth/TonyxLoki) 4. Femeslash- Girl with girl stories. (Example: MegxChristine/KarenxSarah/NatashaxPepper) 5. Smut- M stuff, particularly what Fanfiction.net so tastefully refers to as 'Adult themes'. 6. Lemon- Really M stuff. Even worse than smut. 7. Flames- Mean reviews. When you trash a fic. 8. OC- Original Character. When you make up your own character, i.e. not a canon character. 9. OOC- Out Of Character- When a canon character is not accurate. (Example: When Christine decides she doesn't love Raoul and runs back to Erik (The Phantom)/When Jareth decides to get a life and stop obsessing over Sarah/When Loki finally snaps out of insanity) 10. AU- Alternate Universe- When the story is set in a different universe than that the author has created. 11. Fluff- Sweet romantic moments. No action/adventure or anything. 12. OTP- One True Pairing. This means that it's the one pairing you enjoy and stand by. (ErikxChristine/ JarethxSarah/Clint/Natasha) 13. Ship- A pairing/couple. Comes from relationship. 14. One-shot; Two-shot; Three-shot- One chapter, two chapters, three chapters. One-shot is the most common of these. 15. Songfic- A fic including, or based upon, a song. 16. Mary Sue- A character (usually OC) that is favored by the author and pretty much perfect (and thus completely unbelievable) in every way. The sort of character that gets on your nerves by their very existence. Closely realted to this is a... 17. Gary Stu- the less common male counterpart of a Mary Sue. Has all the same characteristics, but is male. 18. A/N- (Or A.N. or AN or any other variation on this theme.) Author's Note. Self-explanatory. 19. AH- All Human. All characters are human. This is not commonly seen. 20. POV- Point of View. 21. R&R- Read and review! 22. Lime- Like Lemon, but not as bad. 23. Drabble- A fic that is from 50-500 words in length. Technically a fic that is under 100 words but that is quite rare. Ways to tell your a Avengers's fan: 1. You cuss at your least favorite character (Sorry Thor!) 2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazzilion times(Ashamed as I am to admit it...It never gets old watching Hulk bash Loki.) 3. You memorize quotes ("Big man in a suit of Armour. Take that off, what are you?" "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist." Steve Rodgers and Tony Stark) 4. You cuss at annoying people in the movies (...Thor...) 5. You dream of Avengers (all the time. ) 6. You dream of your favorite Avengers being your guardian or Boyfriend (If Clint "Hawkeye" Barton was my boyfriend...I'd die X3 7. You think of Avengers 75% of the day(dude if your a real fan its a lot more) 8. You buy journals to write your Avengers's stories in (Guilty as charged) 9. Your desktop is a moving slideshow of the avengers. 10. Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Avengers (No they support me. They’re just as bad as I am. :D) If you've ever cried when Tony Stark almost died... If you've ever googled how to be a shiel agent... If you've ever compared a guy to a certain SHIELD agent... If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... If you broke your heart when your favorite one died... ...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life... ...Post this, fellow Avenger, and know that if we can’t save the world we will sure as hell avenge it. Favorite Parings: (Writing key; Bold and italic: Have already written it Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour (Yes I like a cartoon. So sue me); Bridgette/Geoff (OTP) Gwen/Duncan (Gwunken) Courtney/Trent (Oc)Hazel/Alejandro Noah/Cody (NoCo) Izzy/Chris Twilight; Alice/Jasper (Jalice) (OTP) Bella/Edward (Ella) Carlisle/Esme Jacob/Leah Renesmee/Nahuel Seth/OC Victorious; Beck/Tori (OTP) (Bori) Andre/Jade (Jandre) The Breakfast Club John/Claire (OTP) Andy/Alison Maximum Ride FangxMax (OTP) (Fax) Buffy The Vampire Slayer Spike/Buffy (I am a Spuffy lover, and I'm proud of it!!!!! So, of course, this is my BtVS OTP) The Outsiders Phantom Of The Opera The Mortal Instrument Series AlecxMagnus (OTP) (Malic) Labyrinth Harry Potter Avengers Loki/Tony(I am a proud FrostIron shipper :3) (OTP)
Jack Frost/Tooth Jack Frost/Oc Jack Frost/Bunny Death Note Sayu/Matsuda Matt/Mello (OTP! :D) Mello/Near (...This is my guilty pleasure pairing...) About Me: Past FanFic Names; Gabbyhaley111, Jalicefreak66, Spike's Fallen Angel Name; Haley Ortiz Lives in: Arkansas Best Friend: Sarrah Crowley (Also known as Lexi) (Fanfic Name; EriksAngelOfLightAndDark) BFFNMWD (Best Friend Forever No Matter What Distance) Hannah Bell (Lives in Indiana, Also known as Bella Swan) (Fanfic name; exbella10) Boyfriend: Single Nickname: Ember Fave Book: City of Bonesby Cassandra Clare Fave book series: The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devicesby Cassandra Clare Fave movie: The Twilight Saga; Eclipse/ The 80's film; The Breakfast Club/Thor/Avengers/Phantom Of The Opera Fave Show; Victorious/Buffy; The Vampire Slayer Fave game system: XBOX 360 Fave game: Skyrim Fave Actors: Jackson Rathbone/Avan Jogia/James Marsters/Gerald Butler/Tom Hiddleson (All. As. Hot. As. A. . The. Middle. Of. Hell.) Fave actress: Ashley Greene/Victoria Justice/Sarah Michelle Geller Least Fave Actor: Joe Jonas (Kiss my ass, you Freaking cheater!!!) Fave hobby: Read (Anything fantasy) Write (Fanfiction) Fave Song: God...I don't know, I have so many...Probably... Katy Perry's; Teenage Dream, Glee Cast's; Last Christmas, Loser Like me, Teenage Dream, Train's; Hey Soul Sister, Victorious Cast's; You're the Reason, Finally Falling, Give it up, I want you back, Best Friend's Brother, Make it Shine, Freak the freak out, Tell Me That You Love Me, It's not Christmas Without You, Jesse McCarty's Just so you know, James Marsters's Smile and Rest In Peace, and Phantom Of The Opera, Learn To Be Lonely, Masquerade, Think Of Me, and Music Of The Night from the Phantom Of The Opera soundtrack ] Single What Christine did in the final scene of POTO; Pitiful creature of darkness, What kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone...*Kisses Erik than runs off with Raoul at Erik's demand* What I would've done; Beautiful creature of darkness...What kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone... *Kisses Erik and stays with him, despite his orders to run* Copy and paste this if you would've done that too If you didn't cry at least once during the 2004 version of Phantom Of The Opera, you have no heart! If you think Erik is the most handsomest man alive, made up or not, copy, paste this, and add your name. PhantomTwilighter2009, TheVampirePhantom If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, frodoschick, Swirk, Summer, BrideofPhantom, TheatreAddict, PhantomTwilighter2009, TheVampirePhantom If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara the Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, Lily Angel of Chaos, scrambled-eggs-at-midnight, Spyncr, PhantomTwilighter2009, TheVampirePhantom A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." --POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!-- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. You say BABY PINK Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Serenity Maxwell, Sanseui-Kitty,BlackNightAngle,KagomesLilsista, Devil-Babe-911, Rowdyruff girl98, Spike's Fallen Angel At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- Name 12 of your fave fictional characters 1: Erik (The Phantom Of The Opera) 2: Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High) 3: Fang (Maximum Ride) 4: Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments Series) 5: Chloe King (The Nine Lives Of Chloe King) 6: Spike (Buffy; The Vampire Slayer) 7: Gunn (Angel) 8: Patch (Hush, Hush Series) 9: Katniss Everdeen; (Hunger Games Trilogy) 10: Harry Potter (Harry Potter Series) 11: Ever (The Immortal Series) 12: Alexander Banks (The Vampire Stalker) 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? no 2) Do you think two is hot? How hot? I think she's pretty, but not hot 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? No comment...At all... 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes, several 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hmm...A teenage Werewolf and a 127 year old Vampire...that should be interesting... 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Chloe/Katniss I can't really see...But Chloe/Harry would be cool... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One having sex? ...All hell would break loose... 8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic. After Primrose's tragic death, Katniss turns to an old friend for comfort...The Boy Who Lived 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Not that I know of... 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Dusk to Dawn 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Break by Three Days Grave 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Violence/Language...And lots of it... 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? uh... idk 14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2). Fang and Magnus are in a happy relationship until Magnus until runs off with Spike. Fang brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Alexander and a brief unhappy affair with Katniss, then follows the wise advice of Harry, and finds true love with Clawdeen. What title would you give this fic? Black Bird 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Hmm...No clue how I would react to Gunn/Patch... 16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? um... that's NOT happening!! 17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No 18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? ...No clue in hell... 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one? You wanna see a real monster? Just follow me... 20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too. Clawdeen, Erik, Gunn, Spike, and Ever are playing Truth or Dare. Ever asks Gunn, and Gunn says Truth. Ever asks who Gunn loves, and Gunn, confessed their true love with Erik. Erik does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Clawdeen. Gunn is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Ever while and Clawdeen and Erik run into the sunset together. However, Fang is secretly in love with Ever, and become so jealous of Gunn, who, after the comfort from Ever becomes in a relationship with Ever, and so Fang decides to murder Gunn, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Alexander and is sent to prison, allowing Gunn and Ever to continued their relationship. But Fang falls in love with Alexander and Alexander does too 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Halizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Tiger 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Westcenter 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Orthalpau 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink):Red Coke 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rteuwta 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Paulina 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ginger 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Peach Hurricane 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory):Green Sword Name 12 of your fave Twilight Characters 1: Alice 2: Jasper 3: Edward 4: Bella 5: Rosalie 6: Victoria 7: Emmett 8: James 9: Bree 10: Riley 11: Remesmee 12: Jacob 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? no 2) Do you think two is hot? How hot? yeah! Hotter than a volcano on the sun in the middle of summer 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes! What would have happened if the Voulturi let her live? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!!!!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I like RosaliexRiley but RosaliexBree would be intersting 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One having sex? Emmett would be like: Holy Shit!!! I knew Jasper was getting some action!!! Followed by Jasper getting dressed and tackling Emmett 8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic. When Riley falls in love with Bree, a newborn, he will go to all lengths to protect her, even if it means killing the Cullens himself 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Yes!!! Summary: As James is dying he catches a glimpse of the person killing him, Alice. He remembers the day he tried to turn her into one of him. Why? He was in love with her, and he wanted her for his mate. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. When Rosalie gets killed by the Volturi who comforts Emmett? Why a vampire hating shape-shifter name Jacob! 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I will not die by Three days Grace 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Randomness!! 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? uh... idk 14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2). Edward and Bella are in a happy relationship Edward until runs off with Victoria. Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jacob and a brief unhappy affair with Bree, then follows the wise advice of Riley, and finds true love with Jasper. What title would you give this fic? Vampire Affairs 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? EWWW!! 16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? um... that's NOT happening!! 17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? NO! 18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? What did I say about keeping a low profile!? 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one? Play guitar/use southern accent 20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too. Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Victoria, and Renesmee are playing Truth or Dare. Victoria asks Emmett, and Emmett says Truth. Victoria asks who Emmett loves, and Emmett, confessed their true love with Alice. Alice does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Jasper. Emmett is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Renesmee while and Alice and Jasper run into the sunset together. However, Edward is secretly in love with Remesmee, and become so jealous of Emmett, who, after the comfort from Renesmee becomes in a relationship with Renesmee, and so Edward decides to murder Emmett, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Jacob and is sent to prison, allowing Emmett and Renesmee to continued their relationship. But Edward falls in love with Jacob and Jacob does too. If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would definitely flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing Leg and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Jasper' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD (I've read all of them seven times going on eight) If whenever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and paste this to your profile. If you walk around you house talking to yourself about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile If whenever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and paste this to your profile. If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and paste this to your profile. Lessons I've learned from Twilight 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns! NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on there profile TWILIGHT QUIZ: Which book in the series is your favorite? How long did it take you to read the books? Who introduced you to the books? Who is your favorite character? Who's your favorite vampire? Who is your favorite werewolf? What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? What was your favorite adventure/battle? Which book cover was your favorite? Are these books among your favorite books of all? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse or Twilight? Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? OCD: You have been diagnosed I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT I promise to remember Bella The animal that i am most like: a fox. (Like Alice!) WHAT EACH CULLEN WOULD BE IF THEY WERE AN ANIMAL: Bella: lamb Edward: Lion Jacob: dog Alice: Fox Jasper: cheetah Emmett: Bear Carlisle: panda Esme: mouse Rosalie: peacock Renesmee: puppy What Each of the Cullens warriors names/Clans/Final ranks would be (Warriors are a Different Book series); Bella: Twilightheart (ThunderClan) (Queen-Warrior-Elder) Edward: Bronzeclaw (ThunderClan) (Leader; Bronzestar) Jacob: Wolfspirt (ThunderClan) (Warrior-Deputy-Leader; Wolfstar) Alice: Tinyshadow (ShadowClan) (Leader; Tinystar) Jasper: Scarshade (ShadowClan) (Medicine Cat- Warrior- Deputy- Leader; Scarstar) Emmett: Bearfang (RiverClan) (Leader; Bearstar) Carlisle: Healer-Healclaw (Loner-RiverClan) (Loner-Warrior) Esme: Gentle-Gentleheart (Loner-RiverClan) (Loner-Warrior) Rosalie; Angelclaw (RiverClan) (Warrior) Renesmee: Swiftheart (ThunderClan) (Warrior) The Warrior Code; Defend your Clan, even with your life. You may have friendships with cats from other Clans, but your loyalty must remain to your Clan. Do not hunt or trespass on another Clan's territory.*1 Elders, Queens, and kits must be fed before apprentices and warriors. Unless they have permission, apprentices may not eat until they have hunted to feed the elders. Prey is killed only to be eaten. Give thanks to StarClan for its life. A kit must be at least six moons old to become an apprentice. Newly appointed warriors will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their warrior name. A cat cannot be made deputy without having mentored at least one apprentice. The deputy will become Clan leader when the leader dies or retires. After the death or retirement of the deputy, the new deputy must be chosen before moonhigh. A Gathering of all four Clans is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for the night. There shall be no fighting among Clans at this time. Boundaries must be checked and markeddaily. Challenge all trespassing cats. No warrior can neglect a kit in pain or danger, even if the kit is from a different Clan. The word of the Clan leader is law. An honorable warrior does not need to kill other cats to win his battles, unless they are outside the warrior code or it is necessary for self-defense. A warrior rejects the soft life of a kittypet (Not listed in the official code, but is mentioned throughout the Warrior series) Medicine cats are forbidden to have a mate or kits 1= At the half-moon medicine cats are excused from this also Leaders traveling to the moonpool are as well Name 12 of your fave Victorious Characters 1: Tori 2: Beck 3: Cat 4: Robbie 5: Rex 6: Sinjin 7: Andre 8: Sikowitz 9: Trina 10: Jade 11: Lane 12: Danny 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? no 2) Do you think two is hot? How hot? yeah! Hotter than a volcano on the sun in the middle of summer 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Oh...My.. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? no 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!!!!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Rex/Trina would be cool but Rex/Jade would be funny as hell! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One having sex? Beck: Andre! Don't you dare tell Jade! Andre: *Calmly* I won't. *Runs out of the room* *Yells* Jade! Jade! Come here! 8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic. When Beck breaks up with Jade for Tori, whose there to comfort her? Tori's sister herself. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? No 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. I got nothing... 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Time of Dying by Three days Grace 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Randomness!! 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? uh... idk 14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2). Cat and Robbie are in a happy relationship until Robbie until runs off with Sinjin. Cat brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Danny and a brief unhappy affair with Trina, then follows the wise advice of Jade, and finds true love with Beck. What title would you give this fic? Broken hearts 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? EWWW!! 16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? um... that's NOT happening!! 17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Idk 18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Beck! 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one? Not even a pick up line, he just needs to smile 20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too. Beck, Tori, Andre, Sinjin, and Lane are playing Truth or Dare. Sinjin asks Andre, and Andre says Truth. Sinjin asks who Andre loves, and Andre, confessed their true love with Tori. Tori does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Beck. Andre is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Lane while and Tori and Beck run into the sunset together. However, Cat is secretly in love with Lane, and become so jealous of Andre, who, after the comfort from Lane becomes in a relationship with Lane, and so Cat decides to murder Andre, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Danny and is sent to prison, allowing Andre and Lane to continued their relationship. But Cat falls in love with Danny and Danny does too I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Full Name: Not gonna happen Sign: Taurus Siblings: Seven year old brother Shoe size: ? Height: ? Where do you live: In the suburbs Any pets: Yes, three wonderful dogs Who are your best friends: I'm not giving names Do you have a bf or gf?: No boyfriend right now Best place to go for a date: The movies or a dinner Longest relationship: 4 years Shortest relationship: 1 year Outgoing or introverted?: Both Favorite kind of pants: Jeans Favorite Number: 8 Girls Name: Piper Sport: swimming FastFood Place: McDonalds Band: Lady Antebellum Movie: Romantic comedies (Especially Adam Sandler's) Perfume: yes Favourite cartoon character: Bridgette off Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour Given anyone a bath: Nope Smoked: Nope Made yourself throw-up: yes... Gone skinny dipping: No Broken someone's heart: Kinda Cried when someone died: No Your good luck charm: My Spike necklace Best song you ever heard: September by Daugherty Stupidest thing you have ever done: Too many too count What is beside you: My phone Chicken pox: no Eat a live hamster for 1,000,000: no Go to a Manson concert if you had a free ticket: probaly not If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with : My family and best friend If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and you wanted to tell them: I'd do it If you think flamers are dirt bags spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile. Girl: Talk To Her! If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. ... The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate... Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog... Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night... Boy 1; I was not drunk last night! Boy 2; Dude, you were in my pool trying to find Nemo
Boy 2; Dude, you were in my closet yelling 'Where the f*uck is Narnia!?" 98 stupid things (one's i did are bolded) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 14. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 15. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 16. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 17. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 18. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 19. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 20. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 21. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 22. Have run into a closed door 23. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 24. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 25. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 26. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 28. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 29. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 30. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 31. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 32. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 33. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 34. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 35. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 36. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 37. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 38. Walked into a pole 39. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 40. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 41. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 42. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 43. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 44. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 45. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 46. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 47. Have poked yourself in the eye 48. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 49. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 50. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 51. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 52. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 53. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 54. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 55. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 56. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 57. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 58. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 59. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 60. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 61. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 62. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 63. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 64. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 65. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 66. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 67. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 68. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 69. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 70. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 71. Ran into a door jamb 72. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 73. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 74. Have purposely licked playground sand 75. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 76. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 77. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 78. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 79. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 80. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 81. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 82. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 83. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 84. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 85. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 86. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 87. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 88. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 89. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 90. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 91. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 92. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 93. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 94. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 95. You have spelled your own name wrong before 96. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 97. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 98. Have popped a balloon in your mouth TOTAL: 29 wow... One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. On her first day to Sunday School, she walks into the building and sees a picture of Jesus on The Cross. The little girl asks the teacher, "How did that man get off the Cross?" The teacher replied, "He never did." The little girl argued, "Yes he did! When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright!" 66 of you won't repost this. But remember, the Bible said, "Deny Jesus in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father." Repost this if you're not ashamed. Let God's love be spread. :) Bold is TRUE I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. .I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. Crazy is when you wrote 'Whitlock' on a check instead of your real last name. Crazy is when you ask someone if your mental, they say no, and you do something to make them say yes. Crazy is when you walk around saying your not crazy but still act that way. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile put this «• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).• ...V...Put this You say werewolves The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" If you hate racism repost this. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I have done 5 time my bro my friend gave me a WTF!? look and started laughing) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) If you have a problem with counsoluers, copy and paste!! If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile... If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile Man: Where have you been all my life? NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1)Fine-This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2)Five Minutes-If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing-This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (5)Loud Sigh-This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6)That's Okay-This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7)Thanks-A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8)Whatever-Is a woman's way of saying @# YOU! (9)Don't worry about it, I got it-Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (She is my Bff!) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Babe In Total Control of Herself The 3 Stages of Insanity: 1. Having arguments with yourself 2. Winning those arguments 3. Losing those arguments But hey, look on the bright side. I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute! Basically, its an excuse to HAVE FUN! Monster energy drinks are like Barney- they make little kids jump around and sing at the top of their lungs until they throw up When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs Life was so simple when boys had cooties You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Tell the truth and run. Don't follow me, I'm lost too. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun..! He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap. Friend's will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does. If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!--George W. Bush (No shit Sherlock!) Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt. Everythings fun and games until someone gets hurt…then it’s hilarious! They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? People who say anything is possible obviously haven’t slammed a revolving door. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. The road to success is always under construction. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. I want to live forever, so far so good. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.. Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway. Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped. BEST Friend: Walks by and say 'would you please get off the ground' Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts 'I'M HOME' Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying 'Damn that was fun! Let's do it again!' Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say 'Its because you're gay, isn't it?' Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts 'GIMME!!' Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning FRIEND: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIEND: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug...
Some say the world will end in fire, Best poem ever!! Girls THE ALICE CULLEN POEM: Don't mess with a Cullen, My blood runs cold, I'm small, I'm short, I'm sweet, I'm kind, I sparkle like a diamond, You ought to meet my family, We're not among the living, I think a storm is brewing, Rose is really gorgeous, The best thing I saw coming, My sister Bella Swan. One thing we put up with, Oh, yeah, I see the future, The 10 Commandments of Twilight 1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. 2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain. 3. Remember to keep release dates calendared. 4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence. 5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves. 6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. 7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore. 8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...) 9. You shall not covet Edward. 10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile! Edward vs Normal guys. A normal guy would say: "I love you Baby!" Normal Guy would say: "I think I am falling for you." Normal Guy would say: "You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!" A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die, a normal guy would find another. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: "Bye, see ya!" As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: "I miss you." A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Jack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Jack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards. If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Twilight) You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile If you want to kill Jacob Black copy and paste this into your profile and then go to La Push to kick Jacobs werewolf butt If you suffer from OCD (obsessive CULLEN disorder), copy and paste this to you profile. If You Are 100 Percent Team Edward, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob's a douchebag and needs to be stabbed multiple times, copy this into your profile. If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If you hate Jacob Black for tricking Bella into kissing him copy and paste this into your proflie. If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a clear glass door by accident and fell back, copy this onto your profile PONDERISMS: If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room? Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy? If Santa lives at the North Pole, where does the Easter bunny live? What does the K in K-mart stand for? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If you crossed a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Why are boxing rings square? If you are in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Why do they call them apartments if they are all shoved together? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (copy this to your profile if you think about something on this list too) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (E.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (E.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (E.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.) It’s ironic for the first part of our lives our parents teach us to walk and talk but for the rest of it they tell us to sit down and shut up. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask directions. I’m the author of my own life unfortunately I’m writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes. Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo. Bob tried to take my twilight books. Bob isn’t with us anymore. Twilight is like crack, only better! Fall down again Bella? No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face. Team Edward cause Jacob doesn’t sparkle. Dearest Edward, dammit why aren’t you real! I have trouble admitting Edward Cullen is a fictional character. You haven’t read twilight! You failed at life! I am a twilightaholic. (copy this to your profile if you are one too) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! :) Life was so simple when boys had cooties. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are also like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Make a man a fire; keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves! -I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. ;) - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. - I live in my own little world, but its ok they know me there. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you". Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor Satan shudders an says "Oh shit... She's awake!!" If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Season 4, episode 9. Something Blue :3) My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. TRUE STORY A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, I want Spike's real bad! :D Yes, I have a twisted mind, thanks for noticing :) If you still watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer even after it's been off the air for nine years, copy and paste this to your profile If you think Angel is a prick who should've stayed in hell after Buffy killed him in the finale of S2, copy and paste this to your profile If you think Cecily/Halfrick and Anne should have stayed alive just to be tortured by Spike, C&P If you think Cecily should've been stripped of her powers without the advantage of someone as awesome as Xander falling for her, C&P If you all the lyrics to every song from Once More With Feeling C&P If When you do the laundry, you sing; "They got the mustard out!" C&P If when you drive by a grave yard, you wonder if Spike's crypt is somewhere in there, C&P If you think Spike and Buffy are the greatest couple in all of television history, C&P If you want to hate Drusilia, but can't because It's not her fault she's nuts, C&P If you watch Bones and can't understand why Booth is so awesome and Angel is so...egh, C&P If you can quote any of the Buffy episodes word from word, C&P (Something Blue baby! :D) If you have ever face palmed at Xander's stupidity, C&P If your heart broke for Spike when you saw how miserable he was with a soul, C&P If you think all the people who got killed for making fun of William's poetry deserved it, C&P If you think William was an awesome poet, C&P If by the time you watched Inca Mummy Girl, you knew Xander would fall for another demon, C&P If when you watched Lies my Parents Told Me, you were hurting for William (Spike) when you heard all the things Anne said to him, C&P If when you watched Lies My Parents Told Me, you were cheering William on when he dusted Anne, C&P If when you watched Fool For Love, you almost had a heart attack when Spike came towards Buffy with a gun, C&P If when you watched Fool For Love, your heart broke when Buffy told Spike he was beneath her and he started to cry, C&P If when you watched Gone, you were laughing at how clueless Xander was, C&P If when you watched Touched, you had a major squeal fest at the cute Spike/Buffy moments, C&P If when you watched Grave, you wanted to hug Spike when you saw how injured he was, C&P If when you watched Smashed, you gasped loud enough to hurt your throat when Spike and Buffy when from fighting to...making out, C&P If when you watched Tabula Rasa, you had a laugh attack when Spike made fun of the British then realized he was British, C&P If when you watched Seeing Red, you screamed when Spike almost raped Buffy, C&P If when you watched Seeing Red, you let out something halfway in between a cry and a scream when Tara died, C&P If when you watched Chosen, you had a small (or large) freak out when Buffy said she loved Spike, and he said she didn't but thanked her for saying it, C&P If when you watched Chosen, and you wanted to kill Joss for killing off Spike, C&P If when you watched Just Deserts (Angel), and felt like a jerk for wanting to kill Joss, C&P If when you watched Hellbound (Angel) your were praying Spike didn't end up in hell, C&P (After finding Spike outside her house.) Spike: (counting on fingers) Out... for... a... walk... bitch. Spike: I've lived for soddin' ever, Buffy. I've done everything. Done things with you I can't spell, but... I've never... been close... to anyone. Least of all, you. 'Til last night. All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So, yeah... I'm... terrified. Buffy: You don't have to be. Spike: Were you there with me? Buffy: I was. Buffy: Why? Why would you do... Spike: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev... to be a kind of man. Buffy: I think it is. Spike: Gotta move, lamb. I think it's fair to say school's out for bloody summer. Buffy: Spike! Spike: I mean it! I gotta do this. Buffy: I love you. Spike; No, you don't. But thanks for saying it
Raoul should've died...Phantom Forever! I believe in Opera Ghosts ;) I'm a Phanatic , Phan, and a Phreak...And I'm not afraid to admit it X3 Song-Fic Links; Time of Dying; Three Days Grace (City Of Angels, Ch 1); http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZinX209rA If You Only Knew; Shinedown (City Of Angels; Ch 4); http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0MgqquN4Rs Victorious OCs: Buffy OCs; Cynthia (human); http:///CandidatePix/92445.gif Twilight OCc; | |||||||
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