Well, since it's almost Christmas I decided to get off my lazy ass and update.

Switzerland

1. Here's my gun collection, would you like to see my favorite one?

2. You're as beautiful as the Swiss alps.

3. I may be cheap but you're the most expensive thing I've ever seen.

4. If any other man would hit on you a bullet would meet their head.

5. You remind me of my sister.

6. I need you as much as Lichtenstein needs me.

7. I would buy the most expensive rings for you.

8. Without you my heart feels like Swiss cheese, full of holes.

9. Do you have a bandage? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

10. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the entire room became beautiful.

Now some Christmas pick ups since it Tis the Season.

1. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.

2. Can I take a picture of you to show Finland what I want for Christmas?

3. Would you like to experience Christmas around the world with me?

4. You are what I want for Christmas.

5. Prussia: Santa has an 'Awesome list' only for me and you.

6. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

7. Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you are.

8. If you wake up in a box on Christmas, just remember that you've always been what I wanted.

9. I can't have a holly jolly Christmas without you!

10. Do you see what I see? I see you giving your phone number to me.

As usual, request and review!