Hello! You've stumbled over the joint account of Lady Death and L'Ange de Folie. As partners in cri- phanphic, we enjoy a myriad of various interests such as Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Dune, and Death Machine, among other things (and not to be restricted by!) If we listed anymore then we might bore you to tears, or worse: death - and that would never do. Who would read ourwriting if we did? And speaking of writing, you know, since you're already here, perhaps, you know, you might... take a look? It would gratify us more than we could say and if you leave us a review expressing what you thought of what you've read, well, that would be more appreciated than a lantern in Erik's labyrinth, a history book in the 2004 Phantom film, and a reinstatement of (insert favorite Phantom's/Raoul's/Christine's name here)'s contract on a stage of your choice.

Enjoy!