There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Fortune knocks once at everyone's door. Translation of a pixiv fic.

What it would be like if Stiles woke up one morning after a freak incident in the woods with his two werewolf buddies and a female sorcerer. A comment that Stiles says that the sorcerer did not like, gets himself turned into a female himself. DONT OWN TW! [Story is currently being rewritten. Writing has been delayed due to personal matters. Archiveofourown; will house new story.]

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

Just going to drop off all these tumblr AU prompts right here. Mostly KidLaw. Quality varies. Updated: Law Has a Scheme

Eustass Kid's the mechanic, and Killer's the driver of a rookie stock car racing team. Trafalgar Law is the genius doctor that patches Kid up after an accident. Kid's not one for bed rest though, and it's up to his doctor to make sure he stays out of trouble. AU with Kid x Law shipping. Rated M for Kid's foul mouth. No bedroom activites, features asexual Law.

Human beings are such complicated creatures. When they develop a desire for something, there is no stopping them from achieving what they want. However, the more forcefully they try to achieve those desires, the more easily they get hurt... Translation of a Japanese fic from pixiv

Kid was trying his hardest to become more than what has been expected of him his entire life. While trying to apply for college, he receives an unexpected offer from a man who is much more than what appearances would lead one to believe.

Ever since the whole "God of Death" ordeal, he had been feeling off. Not physically or mentally, more or less, emotionally off. He hadn't realized what was causing it at first, but seeing Irina dress up rather modestly for the first time of the mission, he had felt something inside him twist and turn. Pairing: Tadaomi Karasuma x Irina Jelavic

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Rodrick is acting distant, and Greg hates that the older brother is leaving him behind. With the bruise comes a bet; "How long can Greg keep his mouth shut?" Warning: INCEST/SLASH/SMUT/NON-CON [COMPLETE!]

WW2!AU, Pilot!Rocinante x Pilot!Doflamingo. The two brothers are pilots in the RAF. But who will break, and who won't?

Trafalgar Law finds the excitement he was lacking in his prestigious life as a cardiac surgeon after descending into the criminal underworld to work as a backroom doctor for the Whitebeard family. It's going remarkably well, until one of Whitebeard's men seems to take a special interest in aggravating Law at every opportunity.

Trafalgar Law had amazing luck, many talents, and absolutely no sense of ethics whatsoever, which made him the perfect mercenary to carry out all kinds of reprehensible activities for fun and profit. As one might guess, that sort of occupation came with a lot of unpredictable trouble. But when something tries to fuck with you, you just have to fuck it back. Harder.

Kid gets caught looking at the boss' lover, and he's so fucked, in so many ways.

Kid finds a perfect way to spend Christmas. Translation of a Japanese fic from pixiv

One silly mistake had left Corazon with a bruised head and a broken arm. Instinct immediately took over and transforms Doflamingo from a prideful and sadistic being into a nurturer and somewhat an overprotective big brother. Everyone is amused, except for Corazon himself. Family fluff.

Jim Moriarty doesn't need a reason for doing anything. Not for killing, not for threatening, not for robbing. She certainly doesn't need a reason for pretending to be a man. Sebastian's just trying to follow the madness.

Rated M Due to M M Scenes. Sequel to 'My Probie Problem'. Tony & Tim are finally reunited and are living together. But can Tony ignore his questions about his father? Tony needs to discover the truth about what happened. But will it rip him and Tim apart?

Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)

After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.

There are a couple of universal constants. Real simple things, things that everyone knows without thinking too much about it, things that people know without having to be taught, things that are just accepted. The sky is blue. Trees are tall. Humanity is encaged behind walls for their own safety. And, of course, Armin and Eren touch way too much. Armin/Eren from Connie's POV

Arthur is sick of the dream-sharing. He's seen the results, and it's nothing like the justice he imagined when Dom first brought him on. He's going to get a new beginning. Bane/John, Eames/Arthur

The day 007 meets his daughter is the day her life turns upside-down, leaving James Bond to juggle a kidnapping, the meaning of fatherhood, and a grown-up daughter with her eye on a certain Quartermaster. Post Skyfall.

Law works at the Pink Flamingo as a down-on-his-luck stripper hoping to scrounge up enough cash to go to medical school and rise up out of the slums. He struggles to put up with fellow stripper Ace, his psychotic boss, a past that won't go away, and one very persistent client.

"Some wars cannot be won with swords." Fantasy AU: Lady al-Ghul rewards her loyal knight Sir Bane with his rival as a new manservant. Bane/Blake, multiple pairings. Angst, lies, and dysfunctional relationships. Complete at last.

Q is the youngest Holmes brother; Bond finds out Q's real name. Skyfall/Sherlock crossover - contains Bond/Q, Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade - FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!

A cracked Loki/Moriarty fic I wrote for my friend. Basically, what I think could have happened if Loki landed in London instead of New York. Loki wants power. Moriarty wants his helmet. **DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES**

It's McGee's birthday, and Tony seems to have forgotten. Will the senior agent prove his lover wrong? Established McNozzo. ONESHOT.

Blake has been causing problems for Bane in Gotham City. When Bane finally gets his hands on Blake, he decides to keep him off the streets where he can't cause any more trouble. Prisoner to a terrifying madman, Blake tries to survive until someone saves him. In the interim, with Blake and Bane often each other's only company, they decide to learn a little about their enemy.

COMPLETE - Gender swap version of the film. Ayden has been sheltered her whole life, being considered a loser among Vikings, especially her crush, Ash. But her life changes when she discovers a Night Fury in the woods and strikes an unlikely bond with the creature. Meanwhile, Ash realizes his feelings for Ayden and becomes jealous when he thinks she's off with another boy.

More McNozzo smut! Don't like? Don't read. A little reward for my followers ;D

"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!

This is my suicide note and also my confession. Oneshot. Tragedy. Nick/Ellis. Slash.

Tony knows who he is and is pretty happy with his life. However he does have one major problem...Timothy McGee! Story is rated M for later content. SLASH M/M DONT LIKE DONT READ. ENJOY!

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Based on a prompt where it was requested that Sherlock turn the tables on the "I'll burn the heart out of you" quote.

In the heart of modern-day India, slaves are still owned and trained as Gladiators. Jim Moriarty purchases an unruly slave and promises him freedom should he prove himself in the arena, and perhaps more, should he prove himself useful elsewhere...

After the events in india Brandt can no longer deny the attraction to his friend Benji, he pays him a visit. Brandt/Benji - Ghost Protocol

Winter and holiday themed Mystrade for the days leading up to Christmas. Most will be fluffy and slightly ridiculous.

DI Lestrade is sick of it. His wife thinks he's having an affair, Sherlock Holmes makes comments, and John Watson just smiles knowingly. Why is it annoying? Everyone thinks Greg's in a relationship with Mycroft Holmes. But he's not... is he? See warnings inside.

"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-

Five times McGee and Gibbs were under the mistletoe because of Abby.

Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you're cemented for life. Remus suffers from issues of sexy, Sirius from general melodrama, James from best friend withdrawals, and nothing says disowned like meeting your boyfriend's very gay parents.

"A ship is safe at harbor, but that's not what ships are for" - Anonymous. Mycroft and Lestrade's relationship takes them both far outside their comfort zones. Daily out-of-order oneshot Mystrade drabbles.

Tony and Arthur are cousins in a family they can't stand. Arthur comes to town and finds Tony at a jazz club, drowning his sorrows. Eames may or may not have purposefully followed Arthur there. A/E, Tony/Gibbs mentioned .

Sooner or later, Arthur's going to succumb to one of Eames' pick up lines. Srsly, guise. Guise. Srsly.

gavner x Kurda Teen rated love scene. these two characters are best suited for each other. Please read and review. love M xxx

Vampires and Werewolves don't get along... Sherlock is a vampire, Moriarty is a werewolf, and John is clueless. Can Sherlock keep John safe from Moriarty or on a higher note can he keep himself from sucking John's blood? Sherlock/John slash...

"Eleanor, darling. Lovely as it is to hear from you, I'm afraid I can't talk right now. I'm at work." Eames receives a phonecall which makes Arthur jealous. Cobb jumps to the obvious conclusion. R&R Oneshot

Before the job, the team has to sleep at a Hotel. By some sad trick of fate, Arthur and Eames have to share beds. Arthur/Eames

Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.

He hopes that if he asks enough, she'll eventually say "yes". J/L COMPLETE.

Actors Arthur and Ariadne are trying to trick the public into thinking they're actually a couple to promote their new romcom movie. Eames plays Ariadne's jealous boyfriend, but when he crashes in on their publicity stunts, is it just all pretend? A/E

"Right!," Cobb said, early one morning. "Thing's have been getting ridiculous around here recently. I have decided to be the mature adult and lay down some ground rules! I spent all night working on these, so obey them! Or I wont pay you!"

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

In order to "leave a message after the beep" on Eames' cell phone, one must endure 30 seconds of Arthur having a toe-curling orgasm. I wrote something funny! I am so proud. Rated M for completely obvious reasons. Like sex.

Eames walks into a bar. Stops. Sees the man he's going to marry. Then goes over to introduce himself and sort of, kind of proposes. In that order. EamesArthur

Holmes comes home severly hurt. Watson helps him and this leads to something more. terrible at summaries. rated T just to be safe. possibly M later chapters I'm not sure

Arthur gets walked in on while he's having sex and DOESN'T go all pillow-bitey uke-face.

Arthur sets the team up in an abandoned chocolate factory. When Eames finds out about Arthur's deep and abiding love for all things chocolate, hijinks ensue.

Arthur and Eames get some odd looks at the grocery store. Arthur/Eames

Demigods are immature. Percy and Luke are no exception. Percy/Luke, fluff, most likely OOC.

BETAD Holmes x Watson, Mrs Hudson hears her boss talking and makes a surprising discovery

Gavner is sick and Kurda is worried. Darren and Crepsley just made everything worse for him. Gavner/Kurda with slight Crepsley/Darren.

"Gosh, Gavner, you're going to squash me." Story about Crepsley and Gavner when they shared a coffin together.

Eames discovers that Arthur is a forgery of someone else, and curiosity -and maybe something else- causes him to find out who it is and why he's been buried. Mysterious Skin/Inception crossover, ArthurxEames COMPLETE

Written for Inception Kink Meme. Arthur feels ill, but tries to go about his business as usual anyway. Bitchiness ensues. Rated T for the bit of swearing.

Written for Inception Kink Meme. Arthur suffers of sunstroke. Eames takes care of him. Fluff.

Distracting. It's distracting, that's what it is. Very distracting. Almost too distracting. Slash. Tony/Jarvis.

Written for the prompt: "Saito/everyone - I want to see him seduce each of the members of the team, because what else does a man who has everything or can buy whatever he wants do for fun?" from the Inception Kink Meme.

Submission for roxypony's contest. FYI? Mr Crepsley really hates pink.

I first started to fall for Silver about five or six years ago... GoldxSilver, huntershipping oneshot

As the seasons progressed, Holmes and Watson found themselves inorexably drawn together. Four quick fics, Holmes/Watson

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!