bat-hawkhide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Fire Emblem, Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Inception, Beowulf, This Means War, and Teen Wolf. Right now I am pretty much only writing Teen Wolf of the Sterek persuasion. Sadly, that means anything from other fandoms posted here and incomplete is abandoned. Sorry. :( I moved a bunch of explicit things off site during the great purge of 2012. They should all have links to complete versions in author's notes, but if you encounter a broken link, all of my (old) stories are in all of their explicit glory are on my lj, bat_. Some of these stories are embarrassingly bad, so enter at your own risk. About me: I have a tumblr! I would love for you to come visit! I'm at I live in Texas, and I am 21 (yeah, alcohol. Just kidding, kids, don't drink or do drugs). I pretty much cannot write unless I am listening to music. I like most music, but my favorites are folk, alternative, rock, and some pop. I enjoy reading canon fic over AU (though I still do love me a good AU), but I find writing AUs is about one thousand times easier for me than writing canon, for whatever dumb reason. My hobbies other than writing include lurking on tumblr and AO3, drawing and painting (though I am super out of practice these days), playing golf, birding, and mountain climbing, when I get the chance. If you would like to hear me ramble on endlessly about any and every aspect of any story of mine, or just about any aspect of Teen Wolf canon or fanon, pm me, I will be happy to oblige you. I am very good at rambling. | |||||||
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Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The Written Word Endures by Tubular Fox reviews
It's funny, sometimes, how well unrelated things always seem to come back to fitting you and I. -o- A compilation of ficlets written for my new project, Quest for Quotes, where I use donated favorite quotes as writing prompts for Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Arthur, Eames
there is love in a bullet by TheeMizKitty reviews
He tells him he loves him. Okay.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Automatic by AthenaAlpha reviews
Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Justement, Je Regrette Les Zombies by Tubular Fox reviews
After college, all Arthur wanted to do was live a normal life hacking into government databases. But if the flesh-hungry zobies are any indication, the universe has differen plans.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,318 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames
These fragments I have shored against my ruins by lookupatthesky reviews
Life is unfair. Arthur doesn't want to feel anything for Eames, he doesn't want to be so pathetic. He doesn't want to follow Dom around the world, he doesn't want to be unhappy and worried, all the time . Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
watch me burn by Taywen reviews
In which Pelleas plays matchmaker behind the scenes and Tibarn doesn't kill Naesala even though the stupid crow is obviously asking for it. Slash, TibarnNaesala, spoilers for PoR/RD. M for some graphic content.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Naesala, Tibarn - Complete
Rigged Game by ice illuser reviews
Arthur's third totem was a red loaded die. Everyone gave him strange looks whenever he pulled it out, and he believed he was perfectly justified in blaming Eames. Eames' fourth totem is a poker chip. He considers the sacrifice of his third well worth it.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
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Friends, Not Food reviews
Stiles is a wondering eel-person who thinks he's finally found the perfect place to settle down. Derek is a guardian of the fish-person village nearby who wishes Stiles would keep moving on and stop threatening Derek's village with his presence. Obviously, it all goes swimmingly.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2018
Paws reviews
Ever since Stiles was born, he's had a bright yellow paw print stamped on the back of his hand. A sterek soulmark AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] - Complete
We'll Pick You Up reviews
The Hale family has a tendency towards early marriage, and Derek and Cora are the last single holdouts from their generation. When Cora abandons Derek to endure the latest pack weekend on his own, Derek takes drastic measures to get his family off his back. He calls Enterprise.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2015 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] Cora H., Talia H. - Complete
Lie Down With Wolves reviews
Derek has been gearing up for a while to ask Stiles something very, seriously important. And intimate. And meaningful. That he hasn't done in years, and that Stiles probably won't understand because he's human. And, okay, it's not actually that big of a deal, it's just that Derek really, really wants to howl with Stiles, and he's kind of terrified that Stiles won't want to.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2015 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] - Complete
The Art of Waiting
In an immediately post-war society, two veterans drift together and apart, still utilizing the only skills that used to matter: the predator and the escapist. Everything's a game when you're used to spitting in the face of death; can anything pull them together for keeps, or will they keep on drifting until they meet the one bullet they can't dodge?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,617 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Arthur, Eames] Ariadne, Yusuf - Complete
The Importance of Lionfish reviews
Eames is a fisherman and Arthur is a merman. Arthur sees Eames one day and decides he would like Eames for himself. He then meets Eames and decides this was an excellent decision.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Lionfish 2 reviews
Sequel to The Importance of Lionfish. Arthur and Eames have achieved domestic bliss, insomuch as a merman and a fisherman are able to do so, but a burning ship brings old ghosts knocking, and a mermaid moving in next door might make for trouble in paradise... Arthur/Eames, with merman!Arthur. It's not required to read IoL beforehand, but it's probably helpful.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Arthur, Eames, Yusuf, Ariadne
Resolution reviews
FDR finds himself in a jam once Heinrich has been dealt with and Lauren has made her decision. Lauren wasn't who he had been fighting for at all. FDR/Tuck.
This Means War - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2012 - FDR Foster, Tuck - Complete
Double Dip reviews
FDR convinces Lauren to DP Tuck with him. She doesn't need too much convincing. FDR/Lauren/Tuck
This Means War - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - FDR Foster, Tuck, Lauren Scott - Complete
Blood reviews
Link wakes up in a dark room, beaten within an inch of his life, tied in place, and with gaping holes in his memory. Things only get worse from there. M for non-con and everything that goes along with that. Please do read the warnings for this one.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Knots reviews
Eames has a problem with shaking off certain forges after a job. He may have found a permanent solution. T just to be safe, I think this is actually pretty innocent.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Unferth: A Story About Betrayal reviews
Pre-canon. Unferth has had enough of everyone writing him off. He'll stop at nothing to get away from all of the laughter. M for violence and gore.
Beowulf - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Unferth - Complete
Ledge reviews
Eames and Arthur may or may not be lost in Limbo. But that's not the important part. It's trust that's the issue on the edge of a cliff. Is it better to have loved and lost or never to have lost at all? T for violence, sorta gunplay and general limbo weirdness.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Institute reviews
The real title is: The Institute for the Education of Gifted Young People. Unfortunately, there are character limits. If the title isn't close enough to the original for you, this is an X-Men AU. Contains slash, so be warned.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here reviews
Arthur refuses to populate the dreamscapes, but won't tell anyone that it is because he has a vicious subconscious. Ariadne is determined to find out why he won't populate. Everything goes downhill after that. M b/c idk how much violence is too much.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Timing reviews
In which Eames has bad timing. According to Arthur, at least. M for language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Answering Machine reviews
In order to "leave a message after the beep" on Eames' cell phone, one must endure 30 seconds of Arthur having a toe-curling orgasm. I wrote something funny! I am so proud. Rated M for completely obvious reasons. Like sex.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Heartbreak Parade reviews
Have some angst. You will never believe it from the first chapter, but there is a plot. A nice, torturous one. If you enjoy a good angst fest every so often, this is the place to get your fix. M for heavily implied sex. Slash later, probably.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik, Marth
Wolf reviews
There's a reason Link turned into a wolf, as opposed to some other animal. He's a ruthless predator. One shot. M for evil Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Link - Complete
Warrior reviews
Fiona had such potential to be an amazing character considering who her father was, but she had no personality and failed at combat. This is my idea of who she could've been. M because soldiers cuss, bleed, and kill people.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Fiona
