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![]() Author has written 11 stories for Portal, Slender, Half-Life, Stanley Parable, Invader Zim, Animal Crossing, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. "Anythings... can exist." AKA: The Constitutional Monarchy of Seftland, Madis, wafflekitty123, that invisible person in the back of the classrom, Portal fangirl, drama class aficionato, that singing person in the neon red pants dancing down the hall, dangerous mute lunatic, soon to be villian with an evil laugh, rookie German speaker, mad doctor, foreign accents enthusiast, optimistic loner, amateur class clown, storyteller, soon to be author, doodle artist, video game geek, general geek, and the Almighty Mage of Potatoes. Famous and Favorite Quotes: "Well, well, well... Welcome... TO MY LAIR!" - Wheatley (Portal 2) "Quiet, Japan! Or I'll hit you with my Peace Prize!" - Switzerland (Hetalia: Axis Powers) "It seem simple enough. China take all. You can go home now." - China (Hetalia: Axis Powers) "Look at you, sailing through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp." - GLaDOS (Portal 2) "Won't it just explode? Just like this - KABLAM!" - GIR (Invader Zim) "Fool! You think I would share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart!" "Deep down I'm bologna?" "Yes." "That's just... dumb..." "Dumb like a moose, Dib. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE." - Zim and Dib (Invader Zim) "Did I mention we have... finger sandwiches!" - Giles the Butler (Whodunnit?) "I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!" "Burn it down! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!" - Cave Johnson and GLaDOS (Portal 2) "That thought never even occurred to you, hadn't it? That there's a world outside of you? You're a child." - Narrator (The Stanley Parable) "'I'M DREAMING!' Stanley yelled, 'THIS IS ALL A DREEEAAM!'" - The Narrator (The Stanley Parable) Current OTPs: Chelley (Chell x Wheatley), GLaDOS x Stanley Parable Narrator (I know nobody's done this yet. But it would be so nice to see them together) |
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