A/N: This just wandered into my mind while I was reading Labyrinth fanfiction, and wouldn't leave me alone. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Characters of Labyrinth and Supernatural belong to their respective owners, I'm just borrowing them for a bit.

"It's your fault."

"You started it!"

"You're the one who trapped us in this stupid bubble, assbutt."

"You APPEARED in my BEDROOM!"

"I'm an Angel of the Lord, you figment."

"Figment?! I am no figment! I am the Goblin King, Ruler of the Underground. I re-ordered time, and I have turned the world upside down. You should show some respect!"

"I gripped Dean Winchester tight and raised him from perdition. You should show ME some respect."

Sarah and Dean sighed simultaniously as Jareth and Castiel continued to bicker pointlessly over who owed whom more respect. It was going to be a long eternity trapped in a masquerade...

Thanks for reading!