Name: Britney

Age: 20

Writing Style: I am a spontaneous writer. All of my stories are written chapter by chapter as my mind comes up with this stuff. I read what I've already written and write what I think if after I read it. The only things that are planned are in the summary. The in-between stuff is completely random. Oh, and I am also not a big fan of writing All Human (AH) stories, so they are not AH unless otherwise posted. :)

Let's get this out of the way: I am completely Team Edward, as well as Edward/Bella as far as Twilight goes (even though I don't like the books that much) but I am completely Team Taylor. Yes, you just read that I don't like the Twilight series. I hate the way it ended, and now that I've read MANY other books after those, I don't understand why everyone thinks they are so completely amazing. The fact that I don't like them is the reason I write fanfics using the characters. I don't like what happened, so I'm changing it. I thought about doing another series as a fanfic, but I just couldn't ruin a storyline I liked so much.

Disclaimer for ALL stories: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANYTHING RECOGNIZABLE!!

Review, Advice, and Beta Forum: http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/twilight_stories_review_swaps/112759/. If you need more reviews for your stories, are in need of a beta, or want some advice, post under the appropriate topic and we'll see what we can do. I am only a moderator for this forum. The creator is Twilightfannaticforever.

New Story Ideas:

Graveyard Shadow: Edward is the trouble child in Forks. He gets himself arrested one night and is sentenced to community service. In a graveyard. When he starts seeing the shadow of a girl dancing through the gravestones, will he ever find out who she is? Or if she's even real? NOT AH!!

The Hunt: Based off the idea of the movie Predator. The Cullens have been in Forks for a while. Edward has met a girl and they finally feel like everything is going right for them. It only took one night to change their dream into a nightmare, where they are not the predators, but the prey... (Will be on the short side, I think.)

Sequel to Dreamer (Needs a name): Everything has been running smoothly in the Kingdom of Arcadia for the new King and Queen, but when the forces of darkness decide to strike again, will this newly completed family survive?

A Knight to Remember: The Middle Ages. A time of dungeons, dragons, knights in shining armor, and princesses. One princess has been looking for her knight for what feels like forever. Will she finally find the one? And will fate try to steal him away? Major OOC/AU! NOT AH!

To be updated as needed. :)

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Fanfiction Dictionary: (For those who may be new to the site) Feel free to let me know of others and their meanings so I can add them, or correct me/add on the definitions I have!

AH: All Human (No supernatural elements, only human characters).

Anonymous Review: Review left by a reader who does not have an account. These cannot be answered by the author, and can be turned on or off by the site member.

AU: Alternate Universe

Canon: Also, Canon Couples; the characters will be paired with the same characters from the original book, movie, etc.

Collab: Short for collaboration. Means two or more authors have partnered together to write a story. These are usually posted on both authors' profile pages.

Community: A list of stories created by the manager of the community for a certain reason. It could be a list of stories they and their friends (probably those in the Staff list) think are good, stories that are good canon stories, or something completely random. Members of fanfiction can receive alerts about additions to communities just like following a story for new chapters or an author for new stories.

Concrit: (NOT concrete spelled wrong...) Short for constructive criticism. Comments left in reviews and private messages that tell the writer changes that can be made to improve their writing skills.

Crossover: Two or more stories/movies/anime/manga/etc. in one fanfiction story. Usually, the character(s) from one category are put in the world of another category. Examples: The character(s) from Harry Potter in the world of Twilight, or the character(s) of a movie put in a book or something like that.

Fanfic: a story on this website

FF: Short for Fanfic or Fanfiction

Flame: Pessimistic comments that degrade the writer and provide no criticism for improvement in the future.

Fluff: A chapter that has no real importance to the storyline. This does not make it any less a part of the story. It could just be some random moment to push the time in the story along to the point where the author feels it needs to be before something significant happens.

Lemon: Also, Lemonade, Citrus. Refers to the presence of one or more sexual scenes, usually described in detail. Found in Rated M stories.

Letter/Letter: Also Name/Name; The main couple(s) in the story. Usually the first initial of the first names or the whole first name. Found in the summary for the most part.

PM: Short for Private Message. Basically, Fanfiction's email system between members. Not available to those who do not have an account on this site.

One-shot: A story written in one chapter, beginning, middle, and end.

OOC/OC: Out of Character

RP Forum: Role Play Forum (What that actually is depends on the creator of the forum.)

Slash: A story where the male characters are paired as lovers when one or both were originally with female characters

Songfic: A story based off the lyrics/story of a song.