*I'm not accepting any more translations at this time. I have allowed a few stories to be translated into Spanish, and you can find them all HERE: /u/2589809/AlePattz. Feel free to check it out. Thank you.*

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Ok, all of SM's characters and ideas are hers. She owns them. I do not. However, my storylines, original characters, plots, and ideas belong to me. I'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much. So, don't steal...it's not nice. We all write and read fan fic for a reason -- to escape RL or read more of our fave characters or whatever -- but give the writers their respects and leave their work to them.

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Ok, I don't really know what you guys want to know, so...I just write because I like it. I like writing with Twilight characters because they are really fun to play with.

Everything here is on my blog designed by MedusaInNY for me and now maintained by JenRar. It's GORGEOUS! ... All pics, downloads, playlists, and stories can be found there.

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Playlists...All my available playlists are over on YouTube...you can reach them here, including Masen Manorhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzyNv5AuClIGsujSYLWP91Q/playlists

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The Lemonade Stand... Masen Manor was reviewed by four amazing people, one of them my own Jenny. Go give it a look... http:///?zx=c9adcd801de449c4

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2014: Winners were announced 4/21/14... The results were beyond what I could've hoped for! I won: 1st Place Favorite Angst Fanfic for Pieces of You, and then 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Place for Favorite Action Fanfic for Fire & Ice, Sin & Innocence, & Smoke & Mirrors. Sarge's Girls won 1st Place for Favorite Crime Fanfic for In Pursuit! Jenny & our terrific banner & manip maker, Beffers87, won a bunch, too, so be sure to check them all out here: https://www.facebook.com/fanficfanatics

The TwiFic Fandom Awards... http:///p/vote.html?m=1

The Lemonade Stand Sneak Peek of Man Behind the Mask... http:///2015/02/tls-special-sneak-peek-feature.html?zx=d76b7b8476a94569

A Different Forest Spotlight: http:///Campfires/30958

A Few Tables Away Sneak Peek on The Lemonade Stand: http:///?zx=b25220a516f5d762

For those of you that have been with me for a long time, you know my rules...they're exactly the same as the day I posted them on here. They haven't, nor will they ever, change.

Here's what I'll never write about or choose to read:

Bella and Jacob...EVER.

Neither Bella nor Edward cheating on each other...WITH each other is debatable.

Bella and anyone else

Edward and anyone else

A story where one of them is dead. Never happen.

What stories I do like:

Happily Ever After

New Moon type situations...the whole leaving and coming back thing just kills me

That wonderful six week period between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn

AH/AU as long as the story is good (and there are some FABULOUS ones out there)

I like anything that may give an alternate ending other than Breaking Dawn...Nessie was special, but reading in Jacob's POV was fucking torture

Decent One-Shots...love them...live for them.

Random Shit:

I detest the word cunt...drives me crazy...it's an insult not a noun.

I hate clowns. It's relatively harmless fear. Let me have it.

I adore junk food...and have no guilt eating it. I've paid my dues...lost my weight...I can eat a damn french fry if I want it!

Pepsi...not Coke...that shit tastes like battery acid with a dash of lemon. Nope...Pepsi, nothing else will do.

I cannot watch a TV show or a movie without thinking about how I could write a story like it...using Edward and Bella, of course. LMAO

I change my avatar religiously. It depends on what I'm writing, how I feel...how fucking hot Rob looks...there's no telling when the mood will strike me.

I detest the mispronunciation of words, the misuse of the English language, and the attitude that knowledge is for geeks. Crack a book, Google it, or shut the hell up. If you don't know about something, fine. But don't argue with me when you have no idea what we're talking about, nor are you willing to learn. Not knowing something is one thing; not doing anything about fixing that problem is another. Don't wallow in stupidity.