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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Sherlock. Profile update: 7/6/14 Hi there. I'm not going to have a diatribe about me or my family or what I do in my spare time, I'd hate to bore you to death. I do my best to respond to all PM's and reviews in a timely manner. If I don't, then I am very sorry and deeply apologize. If I don't respond to a chapter review, it's most likely because the chapter will be posted soon, otherwise I just didn't get the alert. It's been a while since I've updated this darn thing, and now that I'm an ex-pat living in the EU, I figured it might be time for a change. I no longer write for the Twilight fandom and have started branched out into the Sherlock/Sherlock Holmes fandom. I am fully aware that I have a few stories left unfinished in the Twi fandom, and I do hope to finish them...one day. I did have the penname as Tampagirl81, but as I'm sure you can tell, it's changed just because it's easier and somehow a lot less embarassing. Do you really think that Johnny Rzenik doesn't regret the name GooGoo Dolls? Anyway, thanks for stopping by, and I really hope you enjoy my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Cheers. Bella's House: http:///PropertySearch/ListingDetail.aspx?lid=71203223 Edward's house: http:///PropertySearch/ListingDetail.aspx?lid=75851460 Edward's Beach House |
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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 14478 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 6,738 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14906 - Favs: 13,184 - Follows: 5,908 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6829 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13470 - Favs: 7,968 - Follows: 4,903 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Last Wish, A Twilight Fanfic by gossip-bangkok reviews
When Edward found out he has two years to live, all of his hope and dreams were shattered and thus he has given up living. But when a Swan appears in his life, she changes all of his perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,243 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Weather the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Part Two: How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella. Sequel to Quiet Storm. EDITED TO MEET THE TOS. FULL STORY CAN BE FOUND ON TWCS, where you'll need to log-in. A few passages are missing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 545,598 - Reviews: 11348 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 7,472 - Follows: 5,122 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Count of Tuscany by withany reviews
"She gets kidnapped, he gets killed, but..." This was the Princess Bride plot, not necessarily mine. If you're expecting vitamin C from this, sorry, you'll get scurvy. However, there may be gore. I hope. Added May 2015: Of course there's a HEA. What do you think I am?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14846 - Favs: 11,891 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9962 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,533 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8263 - Favs: 8,576 - Follows: 8,606 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6713 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Music Of The Night by theladyingrey42 reviews
He seeks atonement through music. She seeks solace in an unseen world behind the curtains of a stage. What they end up finding is each other. Written for JAustenLover and Durameter for FGB:Eclipse. AU / BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,201 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10361 - Favs: 6,807 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9538 - Favs: 9,928 - Follows: 5,264 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9367 - Favs: 7,244 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions by morethanmyself reviews
They've been best friends almost their whole lives. Bella has been his fierce protector; Edward has been her safe haven. Can their friendship survive his changing feelings and her screwed up past? What happens when she forces him to walk away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14539 - Favs: 16,975 - Follows: 8,761 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10067 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 6,172 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7188 - Favs: 5,595 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Monster's Serenade by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward Masen was changed in 1817,England. He later on moved to US. Due to a personal tragedy,Bella Swan has to move to Forks with her uncle, Charles Swan. Fate brings her at Edward's doorstep, and the dreaded monster rears its ugly head.AU B/E DARK EDWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,128 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 12,063 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8254 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4133 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fates by profmom72 reviews
An age old feud. Lives hang in the balance. All may be fair in love & war, but it’s the weaving together & taking apart of individual threads that creates the tapestry of Edward & Bella’s life. An AUH tale from the team that created Breakfast at Tiffany's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,624 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like So Much Trash by gallantcorkscrews reviews
I wish I had a guy friend like Edward," my friends would say. And yeah, they should be jealous of us. Chick friends are amazing- you can talk tampons and side swept bangs with them. But girls don't stick by each other like guys do. Not like Edward does
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raising the Stakes by adverb reviews
Bella and her girlfriends head on a trip to Vegas, but things don't go exactly as planned. With thousands of dollars in debt and no hope in sight, Bella finds help from an unlikely source. Adventure, romance, and casino fun. Edward/Bella. AU - but not AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 10,634 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Finding Home by Forever Enough reviews
When life throws you a bad relationship, you swear off the opposite sex for a time. But what if your friends and family won't let you? And, what if, despite your better judgment, you don't either? REVISIONS POSTED 8/31/09 thanks to Project Team Beta.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 17,006 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Unresolved reviews
It's been three years since Sherlock jumped and John is finally starting to balance out between his personal and professional life. When Sherlock comes back, how many of these issues can be resolved? Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC
Lucky reviews
Forever wondering when his luck will finally change, it does. Will Edward make the most of his opportunity to turn things around? Non-canon couples, lewd and vulgar language inside. Why is Rosalie under the table with a tennis ball?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
Officer and a Gentleman reviews
Tired of seeing everyone else happy and hiding their relationship, will green beer and a drunk fight increase the odds of a propsal? My non-winning entry for the Pop the Question contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Edward - Complete
Soul to Keep reviews
"What if I can give you everything you've ever wanted?" It's an exchange of sorts. All of Bella's dreams can come true, but at what cost, and more importantly, is it worth it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,105 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Heart to Give reviews
Outtakes from Soul to Keep. They won't make much sense unless you read the main story first; or maybe they will and I don't know what I'm talking about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2011
Edward Cullen Crashes ComicCon reviews
Edward Cullen, music superstar, wants nothing more than to see his dream girl, Bella Swan, but doesn't want her to know. How does he do it without garnering attention? By dressing as her favorite cartoon character. *ENTRY FOR THE HARDCORENERD CONTEST*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faulty Knob reviews
**TIED FOR BEST NON-CANON WANK!** Coach Cullen's office door just won't lock. My entry for the Spankthemonkey4u contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Rounding Third reviews
Edward Cullen has been traded to his hometown team, Chicago Cubs. Bella, a sports writer for the Chicago Sun is assigned to cover his elusive private life. Will their past interactions ruin any potential they have to make amends? Rated M, Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
It's Just Lunch reviews
He's a cocky man-whoring movie star. She's a media heiress engaged to another man. When Bella is in town finalizing her wedding plans she meets one of the men on her "Top 5." Rated M for a reason, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,902 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lo Ti Conosco reviews
Boy meets girl. Boy is obsessed with girl. Girl doesn't understand why she is being stalked by Boy and his partner. Boy is human-blood drinking vampire and girl is sensible, yet slightly odd. Dark snark. Very OOC. Not your typical Mormon vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Snacktime reviews
Outtakes and other pieces relating to It's Just Lunch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twenty Weeks reviews
“You’re going to get rid of it. ," he said. It. It was at that point he set me on the course my life would take. The course of eternal damnation. Rated M for dark themes. May contain triggers related to suicide and abortion. My O/S for the Black Balloon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Virgin Millionaire reviews
Edward Cullen, successful and handsome and a virgin. What happens when he goes to a matchmaker to find a spouse? My contest entry for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for awkward dry humping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
