![]() Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Code Breaker, Criminal Minds, Fruits Basket, Mentalist, Harry Potter, Ninja Turtles, League of Legends, Maximum Ride, D.Gray-Man, and Avengers. Hello I'm Tori-Bird627. I hope you enjoy my stories. Words, quotes, sayings and poems that i find wise, true, funny and or helpful in some ways: -If we blamed things on someone else and looked the other way, nothing would change - Yosuke from P4 Golden -If we keep looking at the past with regret, we'll never look to the future with hope - A/N -Be so good they can’t ignore you. – Steve Martin -Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes - A/N -Do something today that your future self will thank you for - A/N -Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face - A/N -It is not happy people who are thankful; It is thankful people who are happy - A/N -I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. – Robert Downey, Jr. -If you fall, I’ll be there. – The floor -I don’t know karate but, I do know crazy and, I’m not afraid to use it - A/N -You know you’ve been in trouble a lot when both you, and the cop know each other by first names - A/N -You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this.” - A/N -When someone says “expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say “you didn’t expect that did you?” - A/N -“You are what you eat…” That’s strange. I don’t think I’ve ate any sexy beasts today… -A/N -Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years - A/N -When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it - A/N -When someone says to me “great minds think alike” I just look at them and think “you dirty bastard.” - A/N -When life knocks you down… calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, “you hit like a b*tch.” - A/N -When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said - A/N -“I didn’t do it!” … “then why are you laughing?” … “because whoever did it is a freaking genius” - A/N -Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid - A/N -Problems are like washing machines, they twist us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before - A/N -Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing - A/N -Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge - A/N -Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate - A/N -"Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win" - Stephen King -Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life. - A/N -Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching - A/N -I’m not telling you it is going to be easy, I’m telling you it’s going to be worth it - A/N -If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries - A/N -If someone calls you a crazy freak, just thank them. Nothing throws people off like a proud, polite crazy freak! - A/N -If he can’t handle you in sweatpants he doesn’t deserve to see you in a wedding dress - A/N -See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams -I hate it when I meow at cats and they don’t meow back. Unbelievably rude. - A/N -Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. - A/N -Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end. - A/N -Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. - A/N -Breakups aren’t always meant for makeups, sometimes, they’re meant for wake ups. - A/N -An old cherokee told his grandson, “my son, there is a battle between two wolves inside us all. Once is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy and truth.” The boy thought about it, and asked, “Grandfather, which wolf wins?” The old man replied, “the one you feed.” - A/N -Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron -If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. - Johnny Depp -A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself. - Jim Morrison -The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein -Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. - Toba Beta -Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people. - David Sarnoff -Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracián -Childhood, after all, is the first precious coin that poverty steals from a child. - Anthony Horowitz -What was wonderful about childhood is that anything in it was a wonder. It was not merely a world full of miracles; it was a miraculous world. - G.K. Chesterton -Childhood is the most valuable thing that’s taken away from you in life, if you think about it. - Heather O'Neill -Ugarte: You despise me, don’t you? -Ugarte: Rick, think of all the poor devils who can’t meet Renault’s price. I get it for them for half. Is that so… parasitic? -Captain Renault: Hello Rick. -Rick: [looking over his own dossier which has been shown to him by Major Strasser] Are my eyes really brown? - Casablanca (1942) -Customer: Are you sure this place is honest? -Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds? -Captain Renault: Oh no, Emil, please. A bottle of your best champagne, and put it on my bill. -Ilsa: Thank you for the coffee, monsieur. I shall miss that when I leave Casablanca. -Yvonne: [Yvonne is drunk] Give me another. -Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust. - Casablanca (1942) -Rick: Don’t you sometimes wonder if it’s worth all this? I mean what you’re fighting for. -Ironhide: You feelin’ lucky, punk? -Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five… -[Mikaela is sitting in the middle front seat of the Camero with Sam in the passenger seat] -Captain Lennox: Okay, it’s a Visa… -[Hagrid tells Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco to split into pairs and search the Dark Forest] -[Hagrid has just very aggressively knocked down the door where the Dursleys are staying] -[Hagrid's sad about Norbert being taken away] -Professor McGonagall: [on Harry and Ron beating the Mountain Troll] Five points will be awarded to each of you… -Ron: [Harry and Ron arrive late to Transfiguration, relieved that Professor McGonagall isn't there yet] Whew, made it. Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall’s face if we were late? -Caretaker Argus Filch: A pity they let the old punishment die… Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons… God, I miss the screaming. - Harry Potter (#1) -Seamus Finnigan: I’m half and half. Me dad’s a muggle; Mam’s a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out. - Harry Potter (#1) -Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards. Pathetic! We’ve got final exams coming up soon. -Hermione: Neville, I’m really, really sorry about this. -[in the Devil's Snare] -Professor McGonagall: [as a cat] Mraow! -Hagrid: If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gets up to any mischief, you could always threaten him with a nice pair of ears, to go with that tail. -[after seeing Ron's queen destroy Harry's knight] -Hermione: Honestly, don’t you two read? - Harry Potter (#1) -Sorting Hat: Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you? -Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood just told us. -Ron: What do they think they’re doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? -Ron: I’m Ron by the way, Ron Weasley. -John McCLane: {after he’s in the vent system and flicks his lighter on} “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.” - Die Hard (1988) -Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief. -John McClane: A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. - Die Hard (1988) -Hans Gruber: And what idiot put you in charge? -Tony: You’re not going to hurt me. -[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt.] -[John throws a body onto a cop car to get his attention.] -John McClane: [before jumping] I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don’t let me die. - Die Hard (1988) -Harry Ellis: Business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen. What’s the difference? - Die Hard (1988) -James Carter: Who died, Lee? -James Carter: Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us. -James Carter: Why didn’t you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? -James Carter: [In a casino] I have a dream! That one day, white people, and black people… and even Chinese people, can gamble together with the same number of chips! - Rush Hour 2 -James Carter: Throw it Lee! -[Lee and Carter are trying to get a bomb out of Isabella's suite] -Carter: (Speaks Chinese.) Okay, liston up! (More Chinese.) Right now! What did I just say? -Jane: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy. - Jane: Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it? -Kevin: Wait, what are those? -Kevin: [in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that? -Kevin: Jane, can I have $50? -I am aware, that I am a woman, and I enjoy being a woman. - Marilyn Monroe -"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte -"Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer." - Saint Thomas More (1478-1535) -Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr. -"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? -I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe -You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, -Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Nietzsche -Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc. -'Life asked death, ''Why do people love me but hate you?'' Death responded, ''Because you are a beautiful lie and I am the painful truth" - A/N Death is a part of life.. Some say it's just the next great adventure but I think they are wrong. Death is when you finally find peace It will hurt the ones you left behind but they will find comfort in the memories you left for them They will know that you are watching them.. protecting them. Make the most of every day Make your life worth living. Take comfort in the face that when one life ends a new one begins. Sometimes that new life is just as beautiful as the last and sometimes it's even better. - A/N - "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - Hilary Cooper - "One of the most important things that we as people believe in...is our hope for the future" - A/N - "Breathing is an automatic thing that the body does to survive...its like how the heart automatically loves to survive" - A/N - One day someone is going to hug you so tight, that all your broken pieces will stick back together. - A/N - You are free to choose, but you are not free of the consequence of your choice. - A/N - "If they ask about me, tell them I was more than a great set of boobs. I was also a great pair of legs." - Elvira Mistress of the Dark - You kindled me, heaps of ashes that I am, into fire, a fire inseparable in its nature from myself, quickening nothing, lighting nothing, doing no service - A/N - "Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking." - A/N - "Life is like a train, sooner or later, it's gonna hit ya. So you can start running while it's far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack a beer, and watch it comin at ya." - Eric off of That 70's Show - "Something happens to you when you share yourself so wholly with another; they hold a part of you the way you hold a part of them, and slowly, over time, you start to lose a sense of yourself because everything becomes us. Because you share the most intimate moments, the loudest frustrations, and the happiest accomplishments in every aspect of your lives together" - A/N |