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Author has written 10 stories for James Bond, Rise of the Guardians, Radio Dramas, X-Men: The Movie, Regular Show, Hannibal, and Frozen. I am here to indulge in my guilty pleasures. I read and write mainly hurt/comfort, with a teaspoon of fluff thrown in on an as-needed basis. I write specifically for characters, so my stories are short in length and light on plot. I'll be straight - I'm a lurker. Nothing with me is really guaranteed - I'll get into huge productive bursts, then drift away without a trace for a while. But I try to leave comments of what I read, because I know feedback is food for the writer's soul. Everything is cross-posted from AO3, where I am "somnambulist." |
Hannibal By Steven Moffat by You are weird reviews
Ever wondered what Hannibal would be like if it was poorly written, boring, lacking diversity as well as female characters? Well, you don't, but I wrote this so you better read it.
Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Will G., Jimmy P., Hannibal L., Margot V. - Complete
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Gospel for the Vagabonds reviews
Will Graham, a fallen FBI investigator stranded by illness in Italy, seeks out the (nocturnal) companionship of Hannibal Lecter - a charming man who occupies a destitute church at the edge of the Italian countryside. Or: There is darkness, and there is the night, and the lines where Hannibal begins and ends in each are obscuring with the coming storm. Vampire AU - oneshot.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
The Best-Made Equipment reviews
After the sewers, there's the stench - the stench, the darkness, and the echoes of memories remaining still half-buried in Q's mind. Q's life is a series of tunnels, and lately he's taking one wrong turn after another. But at the end of every passage, there's something - or rather, someone - pulling him out. Follow-up to Continental Breakfast, but can be read on its own.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2016 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Continental Breakfast reviews
Q can't remember the mission, the objective, or any of the circumstances regarding the room he woke up in, but if the copious amounts of pain and the sounds of Bond throwing bodies like frisbees on the other end of his radio are any indication, then it can't be anything worse than the usual misfortune.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2015 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
30 Minutes reviews
Pirate!AU, where everyone still has their powers, and Captain Charles uses his to disguise his battle wounds from his crewmates. But he fails to conceal them from rogue ship-hopper and returning lover, Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Sean C./Banshee - Complete
Static
Neither of them can envision how this must look. It's strange, and that was coming from two friends who really felt they had a handle on the bizarre.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Benson, Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Waves Can Sink and Carry reviews
After a solo recruiting mission goes horribly wrong, a drugged and disoriented (and VERY cold) Charles shows up on the Xavier mansion doorstep. Erik patches him up as best as he can.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Not Quite Bulletproof reviews
In which Q is neither the distressed damsel nor the invincible dragon. (Some light-hearted action with a splash of hurt/comfort).
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2014 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
The Grains of Us We Keep reviews
Carlos is nearly consumed by Strex. Cecil patches him up. (Copious amounts of h/c and protective!Cecil)
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
At Least There Will Be Plenty Implied reviews
Elsa discovers that ice can soothe and warm, all at once.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Snowside Manner reviews
Bond finds Q in the moments between abduction and rescue.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2014 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
