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 Author has written 9 stories for Mentalist. I am updating my profile, finally adding a picture, but I'm not sure exactly what I want to put here, so it might change several times before I'm satisfied. Basically, I started writing fanfiction some 17 or 18 years ago for my beloved "Lois & Clark", but that has been on the backburner for a while, as I was violently inspired to write for a new show that premiered in the Fall of 2008. "The Mentalist" is, to me, simply one of the most awesome, most cleverly, brilliantly written and acted TV shows EVER. I liked it even before the Pilot; they had me hooked from the summer previews. To anyone who might be curious, I took "Slack-jawed Cho" down today. I've decided, after several weeks of thinking it over, and no reviews, I just wasn't happy with it, so I've removed it. | |||||||
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Worshipping the Goddesses by Travelingthrough reviews
Fluff set in an imagined future where Lisbon and Jane are together. Possibly just a story about socks.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Good Night's Sleep by AAnitab reviews
In the future, Jane and Lisbon get a good night's sleep. And something more along the way. It's finally Jane/Lisbon shippy even if I had to beat in their skulls with a crowbar. Updated again. Lisbon thinks she has the flu... but that's not why she's in the bathroom this morning. As she, Jane, and half the building find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Burn Your Way to Me by foreverwriting9 reviews
She is whole and beautiful, and he knows that she will try to fix him, to stitch all of his pieces back together again. Episode tag to 'Red Dawn'.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Standing Close by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I still can't believe you fainted. You fell right into my arms, like a delicate nineteenth century heroine in a romance novel." She glared at him. "Are you ever going to shut up about that?" Missing moment from 5x14, Red in Tooth and Claw
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Ghost and Mr Jane by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane is visited by the ghost of his dead wife. Not as hokey as it sounds, I promise. Humor, romance, eventual Jisbon. Set in Season 4. Spoilers up to and including 4x15. Adult language and situations. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,106 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Questions & Comfort by UnhealthyViewingHabits reviews
Just a short tag after 4x15. I wanted some closure so I thought about this. PS - I don't own THE MENTALIST so disclaimer done.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Journeys End in Lovers Meeting by LittleMender reviews
He had managed control in the car, but when she tempted him into the apartment the heat of her touch swirled up his arm and spiraled down his body, stirring his blood and pooling in his abdomen, a liquid fire. Installment #12 in the Holiday/Next Series.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
You Learn To See by Just Mosie reviews
Lisbon knew that getting Jane out of jail, having his baby, and saying "yes" to his proposal while in a bathtub would only complicate her life further, but little did she know was how much happier she would be. Oneshot series to Time Waits For No One.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Mentalist: In the Red by Donnamour1969 reviews
5th in my Season 3 AU series. An ill-advised night of passion comes back to bite Jane and Lisbon, leading to blackmail and revenge. Established Jisbon. Rated T/M for language,violence,and Jisbon sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Lace by Donnamour1969 reviews
Season 1 AU. Lisbon finds an inspired way to bring Jane out of his depression after his reunion with Sophie Miller. Friendship/romance/farce. Rated T/M for language and Jisbony sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,136 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Return to Sacramento by lysjelonken reviews
Five years after the season 3 finale, Jane and Lisbon are married and living in LA with their daughter, Jess. They return to Sacramento for the Annual CBI Fundraiser and a weekend-reunion of the team. But an old enemy is lurking in the shadows... JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love Letters by Wldwmn reviews
Jisbon. Post-finale, Lisbon and Jane write love letters back and forth while he's in prison. Multi-chapter fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Time Waits for No One by Just Mosie reviews
Truthfully she was far from 'all right,' but she would never admit to it. A few hours ago her consultant, Patrick Jane, not only killed the serial killer Red John, but also made love to her in the department issue vehicle. Now he sat in a holding cell.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Kiss Every Scar by Wldwmn reviews
Patrick Jane is going to get a good night's sleep for once… even if Lisbon has to tire him out first. Jisbon, pretty fluffy, hopefully not much angst. Rated T for a mattress romp, but nothing too explicit.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Coming Up Roses by Cathartes reviews
Lisbon just can't let him brood in peace.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stay by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
The return of multi-billionaire Mashburn threatens Jane and Lisbon's budding romance, and leaves Lisbon confused. Who will she choose? The man who can give her empty glamour? Or the one who has been there all along? For Jisbon4ever, and watchyou walk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Epiphany by lysjelonken reviews
Patrick Jane has an epiphany. Maybe too late. JISBON, possible character death
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,197 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
¿Quién engaña a quién? by chibinoyume reviews
Jane no es alguien que sueñe despierto muy seguido, a menos que sea en su sillón. Algo debe haber pasado... y definitivamente algo relacionado con Lisbon. J/L Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Impasse by liv.einziger reviews
When Jane makes Lisbon lose her job, everything is about to change between them. What will he do when he realizes she might disappear from his life? How will she react? Pure Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,254 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Scarlet Ribbons by Donnamour1969 reviews
Twenty questions, Jisbon love, and Christmas presents. A one-shot bit of fluff and silliness. Takes place after my fic "Red Delicious," but could stand on its own. Rated T for sensuality and mild language. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tale of Three Couches by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Oneshot. Sort of sequel to 'Tale of Two Couches' but I don't think reading it first is a necessity :D. Couch pov and Jisbon :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Red Delicious by Donnamour1969 reviews
2nd in my Season 3 AU series. Mashburn's unexpected return leaves Lisbon with a tough choice. Will she choose Jane? Rated T/M for adult content. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Losing Lisbon by x.imagine.x reviews
"I knew the first time I saw them together." Bosco's thoughts on Lisbon and Jane after episode 2.06
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Samuel B. - Complete
Red Ryder by Donnamour1969 reviews
1st story in my Season 3 AU series. Murder. Fog. Sounds like a fun Thanksgiving for Jane and Lisbon, eh? Plenty of humor, mystery and some Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,750 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Tale of Two Couches by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Oneshot. Jisbon from the couches point of view. And Cho's interruption. xD
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist, who? by chibinoyume reviews
Jane isn't one for daydreaming. *Something* must have happened... and definitely something involving Lisbon. Wanna find out? -Jisbon/Jello
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by Ebony10 reviews
Jane finds a surprising document on Lisbon's desk that leads to major changes. A fun, fluffy fic. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Lisbon Offspring Theory by Ebony10 reviews
Very short sequel to Childish Capers. Jane contemplates life and ends up pondering a new theory.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Childish Capers by Ebony10 reviews
Jane gets surprised- for once!- and has some realizations concerning his dark-haired boss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
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a little harmless manipulation reviews
sometimes, a little manipulation is a good thing. Romance, Jisbon. Some language. *SONGFIC* (not your thing? well, then..) Please review
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
girl, traumatized reviews
Grace van Pelt never fully dealt with the events of S3, leading up to and including shooting her fiance. She was still in shock and denial, and thought it was pointless. Now she does talk about it, honestly, painfully, re-opening old wounds, leaving nothing sacred, and giving herself no excuses. Minor spoilers for 1x16, S3, beg S4. Dark, angsty, long one-shot. I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Grace vP. - Complete
Pajamas reviews
my first attempt at a drabble. kind of dedicated to lothiriel84, whose many showed me how, (also clairebare and Gray Doll, for their slightly longer, but still excellent works). set I guess 6x9 on.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rose petal hands reviews
Jane has a bad headache. Lisbon takes care of him. Definitely Jisbon. Romance only if you look at it that way.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Policy Change reviews
it was still against CBI rules, dammit! No matter how lovely or sweet the sentiment, they knew that! What did those two think they were doing? Episode tag (am I using that right?) for 6x3 "Wedding in Red". K for a bit of language. Please review; I need the encouragement!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Madeleine H. - Complete
Jane Something reviews
Another day, another case at the CBI, more paperwork for Lisbon. Only now she has someone to help her, so things should get easier! But when Patrick Jane is involved, nothing ever goes smoothly... K for some lang. !NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Patrick Jane, meet Lillie Sinclair reviews
A gruesome discovery at a marina leads to strange dreams, and soon Lisbon's behavior slowly starts to change, causing Jane to become concerned. Is it just the macabre nature of the case, or is something else more unbelievable happening? Written for the 100th Anniversary.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Putting Her Foot Down reviews
Grace decides she's finally had enough. rated K for some language. No Jane at all in this one. Some unintentional RigsPelt at the end. Spoilers for "Red Line" and "Aingavite Baa". Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R., Madeleine H. - Complete
The Call that Changes Everything reviews
...were she to look too closely into his eyes, eyes which were at that moment fixed on the still-pale Lisbon, she might just catch a glimpse of what was really going on inside his head. rated T for some language and possible violent imagery. angst/tragedy/friendship.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
