Hi I'm Blackdawn, HELLO TO ALL OF MY LOVELY FANS!

FACEBOOK PAGE OF AWESOMENESS (harry potter awesomeness)

http: // www .facebook. com/groups/187671197966854/?id=196981750369132if_t=group_activity

If you want to e-mail me no big deal but no stalkers(just being silly). Pls only constructive comments and/or ego-inflateing reviews. ALL FLAMES WILL BE IGNORED OR RAVED ABOUT IN THE ENDNOTE OF ONE OF MY FICS!! But I haven't gotten any. ever .

FAVORITE PAIRINGS
Naruto
Sasunaru i think seme sasuke and uke naruto is SOOOOO cute and fitting
Narusasu this works too in my books
Itanaru idk it's just so unrealistic that i'm just unable to not love it if that makes sense i'm not sure anything I write makes sense but oh well
Hetalia
Alfred/Ivan/Alfred
Alfred/Matthew/Alfred
Germancest
Germany/Italy
Ivan/Matthew

Itasasu i love them /giggles/

FAVORITE SIDE PAIRINGS
KakaIru how can you not love them?
NejiGaa hehe I find them cute
KibaHina i like when people write about Niji-kun trying to kill Kiba-kun for going out with Hinata
ItaKisai dunno just read too many fics with them as side pairings just grew on me eh

PAIRINGS I CAN NOT TOLERATE
Sasusaku blehgags
Narusaku ditto
Narudiaera these two blondes don't go together!!
Garaaita that's just weak
Gaarakankuro i don't think they would be able to not beat each other up
Sakuino me no likie yuri
Naru/sasuino seriously?
Naruoreo(orochimaru) gags and fall down and dies
Sasuoreocomes back to life just to dies at seeing this pairing too
Itaoreo DITTO!!
Ita-any naruto gurl ppl pls every1 noes he's gay stop denying it
Naruyon
Hinaneji
Sasu(wtfeva his dad's name is)
NaruOC I don't usually like other made up characters(many authors agree with me) unless they're well developed and interesting, though I still don't like pairings with them
SasuOC
MANY OTHERS

PAIRINGS I CAN TOLERATE
Naruhina eh
Sasuhina eh again
Gaaralee hmmm(i think gaara's secretly plotting on how to steal his and Zabuza's eyebrows back from bushybrow)
Gaarasaku really don't see how ppl came up wid that one

Any other questions and you can just e-mail me and I'd be happy to answer you.

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=O O=...
m w m...(kitty yay) help him and the bunnies take over the world (evil laughter)

QUOTES OF THE FAVORITE KIND

I reject your reality and substitute my own
Adam Savage-Mythbusters

Everytime I say the word diet I wash my mouth out with chocolate
Master of the rebels'(i think) profile

Makeout sessions better than akward silences
Sasuke-Delightful Interuption by CloudNineKitty

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S. Truman

Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
Conan OBrien

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny

I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are 1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Ah Dunno

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Carl Zwanzig

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Leiman

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
Ah Dunno Either

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?"

"No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"
Milton Berle

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Billy Connolly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Robert Paul

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine

While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, "Times are kind of tough." He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of rich, that water is kind of wet, and that Elvis is kind of dead.
Andy Waits

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
Jay Leno

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx

It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Drew Carey

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Douglas Adams

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
An' Ah Dunno That One Either V_V

Never tell L: "The cake is a lie."
From the sig of iloveme264 on deviantart

We must go out and ninja in the night
awesome vid on deviantart

Skrew cookies the Dark Side has yaoi :}

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work..

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant

If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you...crap

Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down the stairs.

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

Maybe more later for now just enjoy my fics pls

xo-sunny-ox

IMMA NINJA, IM A STRAIGHT UP G,
CUZ WHEN I'M AROUND, YOU CAN'T SEE ME.
I'LL BE IN THE AIR, FLIPPIN AND SHIT,
IM FAST LIKE LIGHTNING, YOU'LL GET HIT.
I WEAR ALL BLACK TO LOOK SLIM AND FAIR,
DONT TALK SHIT CUZ CANADA'S GOT FREE HEALTHCARE.

I REALLY HATE PIRATES, WITH A PASSION
LET'S STEAL THEIR TREASURE AND GO CASH-IN!
HIYAAHHHH! YOU THERE! BEWARE MY CHOP!
TIMBERRRRR! LIKE A TREE, DOWN YOU DROP.
I LIKE SWORDS, THEY GO SHWWWWWIIIING!
LIKE MULAN, MY NAME IS PING.

IM NOT LIKE AN ASSASSIN, I DONT GET PAID.
IM LIKE A SHADOW, I SNEAK IN THE SHADE.
BEWARE THE VOICES WITHOUT THE FACE,
MAKE SURE YOU ARENT ALONE IN A SMALL SPACE.
IM VERY SHARP LIKE A BOWLING BALL
SO ILL KICK YOUR ASS ALONG THE CHINESE WALL.

IMMA NINJA, I CAN DISGUISE MYSELF WELL
WATCHOUT IF YOU HEAR THE WARNING BELL.
IM A BIRD, OR A LION, WHATEVER I MAY BE
YOUR HEAD WILL ROLL, I GARUNTEE.
BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T BLEED EASY,
cuz' I SOMETIMES GET A LITTLE BIT QUEEZY.

I ALWAYS GOTTA FIGHT FOR HONOUR
BUT IT'D BE NICE IF I GOT SOME CANADIAN DOLLAR.
CANADIAN NINJA? ARE YOU DUMB?
SHUT UP AND GO SUCK YOUR THUMB.
I BET ALL MY TREASURE THAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS,
WHINE! GO HOME AND TELL ALL THE FELLAS.

UNLIKE PIRATES, I GOT MAD SKILLZ.
EVEN THE HILLS WITH EYES GET THE CHILLZ.
I'M CALM LIKE ICE BUT TOUGH AS BRICKS,
MY CHOPS ARE NOTHING, BEWARE THE KICKS.
SHH, BE VERY QUIET, ENEMIES ARE NEAR.
WAIT THATS JUST BOB AND DOUG HANDING OUT BEER.

ITS TIME TO GO, ILL USE MY SMOKE.
LETS HOPE THIS TIME, I WONT CHOKE.
BEFORE I POOF AWAY, THERES ONE LAST THING TO SAY.
OOPS! NINJA CODE, ITS A SECRET. HAVE A NICE DAY.

i got this off of deviantart from xo-sunny-ox so go look them up and view the awesomeness i loled so hard try doing like they do on here http : // we-hate-sasuke-club (dot) deviantart(dot) com / gallery / 5653551# / d1nxaij i use. my tiny star. and pick the lock. and steal yo car. lol

We all love Harry Potter, no? Such a shame that it's over, isn't it. My vision and that of many others is for Harry Potter to join the ranks of the incredible world of anime that we all know and love. I'm starting this petition to try and gain the attention of one J. K. Rowling and let her see how much her story has affected this generation with it's words. It would be a shame in the highest regard to simply let this wonderfully magical world fade away into nothing but a passing blip in a long line of impressive and memorable books. Sign this petition if you want to see Harry Potter continued in anime form. Copy and Paste this wherever you can, but email any names that you have (username, actual name, anything that you have) to Harry_Potter_Anime_Petition57@ by January 1st 2012. Let's band together fans, fanatics and centaurs.