Iruka explains to his boyfriend why barrier seals and condoms are not interchangeable. Kakashi/Iruka

America is falling to pieces. England offers they live together-just until he gets back on his feet. But how long will that really take? And England can't exactly protect Alfred from all the other countries either...

A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK

Arthur Kirkland is a doctor at a mental hospital/rehab center. The twist? He's a drug addict himself. Alfred Jones is a wreck that needs serious help. The catch? He knows Arthur.What happens when these two cross paths? Will their old wounds be patched up?

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Punk rocker Arthr kirkland has always been able to stir up music rebellion in city after city, but what if a certain frenchman manages to get him to see the beauty behind the peaceful capital of love that is Paris? Rated T for language.

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

"... Because Alfred and Arthur need the advice." Follow our favorite hero and gentleman through a series of universes in which they realize sometimes you really do need a bit more then just love- you need to show it. USUK.

Chapter seven:Norway: Magic/Folklore- 'Norway was uncomfortable. Norway was tense. Norway decided firmly that he should not, under no circumstances whatsoever, find Denmark talking about mystical and supernatural beings this hot.' Chapter 7 rated T for sexual themes. Chapter 6:Netherlands

Different sum. Alfred F. Jones used to be loud and happy. Arthur remembers those days. But when his old friend moves back home, why does he feel like Alfred's sadness might be his fault? Religious undertones. Warnings inside.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

After Sasuke leaves, Konoha forces Naruto to become their perfect weapon through mind controlling jutsus. Sasuke meets Naruto and resolves to save the blond from the life he is forced to live.

When Arthur loses his memory, Alfred is given a single chance to reclaim it. But when that opportunity lands him in an unknown land where he's immediately proclaimed king, will he still be able to bring his husband back to the world they left behind? USUK - Discontinued.

Gokudera has blurred the lines between friend and lover for Yamamoto, so what is their relationship, really? Told from Yamamoto's point of view. Characters intended to be the ages of 17-18. Civilian life AU.

America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!

America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.

A continuation of doujin "The Hero and the Magician". Can be read on it's own! Arthur Kirkland's name is cursed- anyone who says it will suffer a terrible fate... but maybe a second chance is all he ever needed. Harry Potter universe. USUK.

Alfred needs money to buy his dream car and Arthur is willing to give him 4000... to fuck Alfred's ass. Arthur x Alfred ; Lemon ; One-Shot

Alfred Jones, CIA. Arthur Kirkland, MI6. Two high-level agents who know about each other only what can be said over the phone - but even secure lines can be compromised. They've been working together for years when something goes horribly wrong.

"O-oh, right, of course," England mumbled, absently fumbling around with his papers in a vain attempt to act like he WASN'T just daydreaming about getting it on with America on various pieces of IKEA furniture.

A series of short stories depicting various scenarios in which cultural facts of the APH countries are revealed!

It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.

Oneshot. The allies try something new to get some work down. It fails.

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

Its a beautiful summer day. Sailing... That sounds good.

It's April Fool's Day, and America plays an epic prank on England. Shame England doesn't think it's funny and withholds sex from him. So America calls France asking for advice. Of course that's a bad idea ...

CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...

"I'm sorry." "Sorry? For what?" "For blowing up your classroom." Arthur Kirkland goes back to New York a month after his fling with an American chemistry teacher to tell him just how he feels. AU, Smut, USUK

AU. Patient Alfred, under the delusion that he had been abducted and held by aliens for ten years, has been sent with agent Francis Bonnefoy to therapist Arthur Kirkland for treatment. FrUk and UsUk. T for lang. and themes.

In a world where someone else found the twins that snowy night, Rin leads a demon army. — Rin/Shiemi.

It is Spain's birthday, but no one remembers! No even France, is France mad at him? slash, Frain

America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

Sasuke made sure Naruto would have the best Christmas in his life. Shameless Fluff but it's Christmas! SasuNaru Oneshot.

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

AU: Due to the scrutiny of the school they work for, outgoing biology teacher Alfred Jones and strict English professor Arthur Kirkland must hide their relationship. But what happens when the hero wants to show support for a student who is coming out?

An evening chess game in the library changes Lelouch and Suzaku's relationship entirely. Can the Britannian Prince find something worth smiling for in his childhood friend? PWP, Suzaku/Lelouch.

Alfred falls asleep while watching the movie "The Family Man" during the holidays and wakes up a human, married to Arthur with two kids and a dog. He wants to return to his life as a nation, though he is unwittingly falling more in love with this Arthur.

When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV

Gokudera tops Yamamoto and gets it on camera. R-18.

NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!

"He wanted to sleep… so bad… but it looked like someone was trying to prevent him from sleeping." TYL!6918 oneshot.

England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.

Umm... shota. That's all I can really say... I own nothing, and rated M for later chapters. Inside is a better summary of the whole thing.

Squalo can't sleep and decides to visit his boss' room... Short XS, Xanxus x Squalo. Reviews appreciated

Alfred F. Jones is in love with his downstairs neighbour. Too bad Arthur Kirkland doesn't even exist.

Arthur, a literature teacher in high school, really really hates the new visualizer. Luckily, Alfred's there to provide him with some technical support.

Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.

They'd been sleeping up at the main house for a good six months before anyone said anything about it. Fem!Xanxus x Squalo; picks up after "Fine-Drawn Nuances." Genderswitch, violence, smut, angst.

What would happen between two soldiers if a fine agent had missed or perhaps forgotten about a certain appointment of her's?

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Arthur's not pleased when he gets a phone call from Alfred at 3 in the morning telling him to catch the next plane to the US. He's even less pleased when he finds out the reason he was called over was a lie, & Alfred actually has a surprise in store. USUK

CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.

Lithuania visits America's house, but he isn't home at the moment. Finding his coat on the couch, Liet is overcome with good memories... and steamy ones.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK

CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...

She's nothing but Tianzi, the royal puppet. Tianzi, the girl only good for a marriage alliance. But Xingke sees the real her. And he'll never leave her, because he promised, and he always keeps his promises.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

There's no excuse for this. pwp

During a G8 meeting, Arthur subconsciously does stuff that Alfred finds it hot and is bothering him a lot. Well. Sort of subconsciously. Done for the USUK Secret Santa 2010 Event. USUK

USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

I still haven't figured out exactly what a faggot is, but I know it's not good and that kids laugh at you when you get called one, and I know that me and Mattie definitely ain't one—whatever it is. A F/A/C/E family oneshot.

FEM!America Arthur's steamed when he gets a copy of the Declaration of Independence, but he never thought Alice would point a gun at him... First in a possible line of ficlets!

Arthur gets lonely quickly and despairs that his only form of entertainment wears out so fast. Masturbation and implied USUK. For Butterfish... ugh.

Alfred is stuck in a nasty hotel room at night, and he calls Arthur to calm down. But Arthur tells him ghost stories, and Alfred gets even more scared, and soon he's in the middle of his own ghost story. Oneshot, if you squint you may see USUK.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

America's antics during sex. USUK

Patriotism means a love for one's country...So what happen when a country...'Loves' himself? -USUK-

Due to one of England's magical mishaps, Russia is transformed into a harmless little cat. He's dumped on Toris to take care of, who doesn't realize who his new friend is. What no one knows is that there's a time limit on this change. When time is up...

It was their engagement that had borne the idea in America's mind. If he was going to bind himself to England, then maybe he should give England a little piece of himself as well, like the older nation did for him every year. AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

I hope you know that when all the polar bears DIE it’ll have been entirely your fault, you prat. silly, pointless, slight USxUK

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Oneshot, complete. Hibari denied it, was furious about it, he had bargained and bribed, he tried to block it all out, but in the end, there was nothing else to do but succumb into the folds of temptation. Mukuro/Hibari 6918. Part 01 of the Possession Arc.

Akamaru's been a bad dog. What does Naruto think when Kiba starts punishing him right in his kitchen?

how will her teammates react, when hinata is getting beaten by her father again?

A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes

50 Truths of Kiba and Hinata and their relationship. Kibahina, other pairings hinted.

Haru seems to have come across a very peculiar disease... Complete!